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Maintenance templates

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AAP
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It is requested that an image or images be included in this article to improve its quality.
If possible, please add some pictures to make it into a full encyclopedia article and then remove this message. Do not remove this notice until it receives some pictures. Failure to comply will result in this notice being added again.
For pictureless articles
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Cleanup
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This page needs to be fixed up.
Note to tagger: If possible, please include a more specific parameter to help categorise just what about the article needs to be fixed.
Please rewrite or improve this article so that it is higher quality. This may include making spelling, grammar, or punctuation corrections, reorganising the content, or deleting bad content and clichés.
(Peer review is available here) If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.
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Cowbell2 This article needs more cowbell.

You can help by adding more cowbell.


Expansion
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This article needs to be expanded.
Though short, this article has some potential. Please give it some love and expand it into a full uncyclopedia article. If this page is not expanded in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.
Fail
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For the failures of Uncyclopedia
Homeless Image Notified
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[[User:|]] has been notified of this image's homelessness on the . See [[User talk:|their talk page]] to see if they are interested in rescuing it from the image huffer.
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Stop hand nuvola alternate Don't work too hard, Templates/Maintenance
Enjoy your Golden Years.
Retired
This former admin was forced into early retirement.
We wish them well during their golden years, and remind them that there's always more work to be done around here.
We still can't pay you, but if you come back, we'll find a spare desk. Just let us know.


(Find a current Admin to bother.)

Inactive Sysop
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Stop hand nuvola alternate RIP Templates/Maintenance
May you Rest In Peace.
Dead sysop
This Admin has run down the curtain,
and joined the choir invisible.
Please do not disturb.
(Find another Admin to bother.)
User page only, inactive.
Iredo
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Clockimportant RE-WRITE IN PROGRESS
Someone pitied this article. Unlike you they gave a damn and got their finger out to help it. Return later when they're done being a good writer.
For putting dibs on articles when you are re-writing them
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This article is of a duplicate subject/concept as something.
This article or section should be merged with the other article. If you are the author, consider merging the contents so we don't have to do it later.
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Crash merge The contents of [[[:Template:Fullurl:]] ] were merged into Uncyclopedia:Templates/Maintenance and they now redirect here. For the contribution history and old versions of the merged article please see [[[:Template:Fullurl:]] its history].


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Another article is of a duplicate subject/concept as this one.
Please consider merging appropriate content and jokes from that one into suitable sections here, that the end result may be an improvement over both. If you don't, there will be suffering.
This template should be merged with {{merge}} because, no wait a minute...
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This article is

from Japanese.Ver


Please rewrite this article.


Policy
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Blue check This page is considered an ignorable policy on Uncyclopedia.

It has wide acceptance among editors and is considered a standard that everyone should follow, unless they don't want to, in which case they are free to ignore it, in which case nobody will care. Please make use of the standing on one knee position to propose to this policy.

Project space only.
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This page needs to be fixed up.
Note to tagger: If possible, please include a more specific parameter to help categorise just what about the article needs to be fixed.
Please rewrite or improve this article so that it is higher quality. This may include making spelling, grammar, or punctuation corrections, reorganising the content, or deleting bad content and clichés.
(Peer review is available here) If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.
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Sandbox

Welcome to the Spambox, the ultimate source of the most popular articles in Uncyclopedia, especially ones marked as {{ICU}}. The content added here will not stay permanently, as it has other business to attend to. Do whatever you want to this page, just don't remove this template or turn the page into a redirect.




Sandbox header.
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This article appears to lack a unifying concept or idea.
Though parts of it may include decent ideas, without sticking to one of them the whole goes nowhere. Please amend this before someone makes amends another way. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.
Vote Reminder
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#days left to vote...
WIP
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This page is a work in progress
But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.
Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, within seven days, this page will not exist anymore.
Now, go away!
Health Warning: Putting this template on a page consisting of a few lines or worse will not save you and may actually get you banned.
This page will be re-checked on 12 October 2010


Colonisations

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History

The current History Colonization of the Week is:

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Last week's was Statute of Westminster Adoption Act 1942.
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Phrenology

The current Science Colonization of the Week is:

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Last week's was Gluon.
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Showcase newsletter

The current Biography Colonization of the Week is:

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Last week's was _________.
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Geog1

This is a current Geography Colonization of the week!
Please help improve it to featured article standard.

Geography Colonisation of the Week


Templates for ick!tionary definitions

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Welcome to the Undictionary, an ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z *

Header on main Undictionary:A through Z pages
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Pro logo Pronunciation

Templates for this page

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Table header for this page Use |} to end table.
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Link individual template as plaintext-only table row

News

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This article is part of UnNews UnNews Logo Potato1 We distort, you deride
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This article is part of UnNews UnNews Logo Potato1 We distort, you deride

[[Category:{{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}|Templates/Maintenance]] {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}


Sources

  • "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY
  • "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY


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Thanks for starting a new article! Down below is the usual Uncyclopedia edit box, already loaded with the bare bones of an article for you to modify. (If you don't know what to do in an edit box, please experiment in your sandbox before creating an article in the public space.)

Use these resources: (Hint: Open them in a new tab so as not to disturb your edit.)

  • From the Chief explains the policies of UnNews, how we work together, and the Chief's preferences on use of italics, boldfacing, and links.
  • Help:How to write an UnNews article is a more step-by-step guide to creating an article, although it will again ask you to type your desired headline.
  • UnNews:Style is our Style Guide for writing articles:
    • Section 2 describes the types of UnNews stories: News-based articles versus original "reporting."
    • Section 3 explains how to organize a good story.
    • Section 4 asks you to cite your sources--and what to do if you made up the story out of thin air and don't have sources. Two empty {{Source}} templates are included for you in the edit box below if you need them.
  • And Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid is good advice to follow all across Uncyclopedia.

Now, dig in, Tiger, and write us some UnNews!


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Old news
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UnNews Logo Potato
UnNews Senior Editors are currently inserting left-wing bias into this related article:
Link to UnNews article
UnNews
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UnNews Logo Potato

This article is part of UnNews, your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation.

UnNews header with last edit to page as datestamp - deprecated
UnNews Quick weather
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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Florida will be hit by 17 simultaneous hurricanes, all of them with stupid names, some of them running out of rain and instead using slightly damp tea bags to inflict property damage.


Radar


  • Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...


  • On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.


  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.


  • In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde.


Special Weather Report:

Montreal: Someone left Niagara Falls running all night and accidently drained the Great Lakes.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.

UnMenu
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UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation.

July 22, 2014 19:37 UTC

From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize

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Departments

Customer "service"

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[[{{{article}}}|{{{title}}}]]

[[Image:{{{image}}}|right|thumb| |100px|]] {{{blurb}}}

Main Top Stories
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[[Image:{{{image}}}|right|150px]] [[{{{link}}}|{{{title}}}]]

{{{blurb}}} → [[{{{link}}}|More]] · [[UnNews_Talk:{{{title}}}|Discuss]]

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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss

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Tenth Planet Identified as 10th Least Cared-About Topic in Nation

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PARIS - Officials at the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Paris expressed disappointment yesterday when they learned that the discovery of a tenth planet ranks 10th on a nationally compiled list of the 20 least cared-about news topics in America.

2003 UB313, the as-yet unnamed body, is larger than Pluto and has its own moon. The discovery of the planet had sparked a lively academic debate on the definition of a planet, but has yet to resonate with most Americans. -- more

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Mr. Whipple squeezes Charmin, dies at 91

Mr. Whipple
HOLLYWOOD, California -- Charmin pitchman and television icon Mr. Whipple, has died at the age of 91. Whipple, born George Whipple Bush but dropped his last name at age 18, died Monday after squeezing a package of Charmin that was contaminated with E. Coli. Whipple was unaware of the contamination, despite the warnings of bystanders at the local grocery store called Albertsons.

"It was horrifying!" said John McCartney, 41. "I couldn't look. I had to cover my eyes."

As he squeezed, the TV legend inhaled a bit of the bacteria, which quickly led to a heart attack and an unbearable urge to pee. Confused Whipple didn't know which one he needed to take care of first. -- more

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If you find or its sista projects amusing, please consider making a donation to help the victims of the War on Terra:
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[[{{{article}}}|{{{title}}}]]

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Got news and no fish? Call the Fish Monger
+1-555-867-5309 (Ask for Jenny)

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===UnNews Audio - Podcast===


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For those who think that this news story is a part of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, the so-called journalists have a related news story: [ .]

Forum

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