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Colonisations

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History

The current History Colonization of the Week is:

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Last week's was Statute of Westminster Adoption Act 1942.
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SCOTW
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Phrenology

The current Science Colonization of the Week is:

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Last week's was Gluon.
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Showcase newsletter

The current Biography Colonization of the Week is:

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Last week's was _________.
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This is a current Geography Colonization of the week!
Please help improve it to featured article standard.

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Templates for ick!tionary definitions

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Welcome to the Undictionary, an ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z *

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Templates for this page

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News

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This article is part of UnNews UnNews Logo Potato1 We distort, you deride
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This article is part of UnNews UnNews Logo Potato1 We distort, you deride

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  • "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY
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Thanks for starting a new article! Down below is the usual Uncyclopedia edit box, already loaded with the bare bones of an article for you to modify. (If you don't know what to do in an edit box, please experiment in your sandbox before creating an article in the public space.)

Use these resources: (Hint: Open them in a new tab so as not to disturb your edit.)

  • From the Chief explains the policies of UnNews, how we work together, and the Chief's preferences on use of italics, boldfacing, and links.
  • Help:How to write an UnNews article is a more step-by-step guide to creating an article, although it will again ask you to type your desired headline.
  • UnNews:Style is our Style Guide for writing articles:
    • Section 2 describes the types of UnNews stories: News-based articles versus original "reporting."
    • Section 3 explains how to organize a good story.
    • Section 4 asks you to cite your sources--and what to do if you made up the story out of thin air and don't have sources. Two empty {{Source}} templates are included for you in the edit box below if you need them.
  • And Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid is good advice to follow all across Uncyclopedia.

Now, dig in, Tiger, and write us some UnNews!


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UnNews Senior Editors are currently inserting left-wing bias into this related article:
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This article is part of UnNews, your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation.

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.


High pressure system


  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.


  • In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde.


Special Weather Report:

The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!

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UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation.

August 29, 2014 11:34 UTC

From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize

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Customer "service"

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{{{blurb}}} → [[{{{link}}}|More]] · [[UnNews_Talk:{{{title}}}|Discuss]]

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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss

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Tenth Planet Identified as 10th Least Cared-About Topic in Nation

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PARIS - Officials at the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Paris expressed disappointment yesterday when they learned that the discovery of a tenth planet ranks 10th on a nationally compiled list of the 20 least cared-about news topics in America.

2003 UB313, the as-yet unnamed body, is larger than Pluto and has its own moon. The discovery of the planet had sparked a lively academic debate on the definition of a planet, but has yet to resonate with most Americans. -- more

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Mr. Whipple squeezes Charmin, dies at 91

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HOLLYWOOD, California -- Charmin pitchman and television icon Mr. Whipple, has died at the age of 91. Whipple, born George Whipple Bush but dropped his last name at age 18, died Monday after squeezing a package of Charmin that was contaminated with E. Coli. Whipple was unaware of the contamination, despite the warnings of bystanders at the local grocery store called Albertsons.

"It was horrifying!" said John McCartney, 41. "I couldn't look. I had to cover my eyes."

As he squeezed, the TV legend inhaled a bit of the bacteria, which quickly led to a heart attack and an unbearable urge to pee. Confused Whipple didn't know which one he needed to take care of first. -- more

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If you find or its sista projects amusing, please consider making a donation to help the victims of the War on Terra:
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Got news and no fish? Call the Fish Monger
+1-555-867-5309 (Ask for Jenny)

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===UnNews Audio - Podcast===


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For those who think that this news story is a part of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, the so-called journalists have a related news story: [ .]

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