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Infoboxes

Template Effect Comments
Infobox
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(Used on)
Generic infobox.
Incumbent series
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(Used on)
previous one this one next one
Succession incumbent
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(Used on) 		Incumbent series prev/current/next For use within successionbox
Infobox actor
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(Used on)
Templates/In-universe
Date of birth: {{{birthdate}}}
Use for actors
Infobox American Political Party
(Talk)
(Used on)
{{{party_name}}}
{{{party_logo}}}
Foundation {{{foundation}}}
Political ideology {{{ideology}}}
Color(s) {{{colours}}}
Infobox Automobile
(Talk)
(Used on)
Band Infobox
(Talk)
(Used on)
{{{name}}}
Biographical information
Physical description
Chronological and political information
  [Source]
 Infobox for rock n' roll bands.
Infobox Band
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(Used on)
{{{band_name}}}
{{{band_picture}}}
Origins {{{city_of_origin}}}
Years Active {{{years_active}}}
Genre(s) {{{genre}}}
Labels {{{label}}}
Members {{{members}}}
An alternate Infobox for rock n' roll bands.
Infobox Biography
(Talk)
(Used on)
Templates/In-universe
Born {{{date_of_birth}}}
Infobox Broadcast
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(Used on)
{{{call_letters}}}
{{{location}}}
Channels {{{analog}}} analog
Affiliations {{{affiliations}}}
Owner {{{owner}}}
Founded {{{founded}}}
Infobox Country
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(Used on)
Country
{{{conventional_long_name}}}
{{{common_name}}}
{{{image_flag}}} {{{image_coat}}}
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: {{{national_motto}}}
Anthem: {{{national_anthem}}}
{{{image_map}}}
Capital {{{capital}}}
Largest city {{{largest_city}}}
Official languages {{{official_languages}}}
Government {{{government_type}}}
National Hero(es) {{{national_heros}}}
Declaration
Currency {{{currency}}}
Religion {{{religion}}}
|native_name = (mandatory)

|conventional_long_name = (mandatory)
|common_name = (mandatory)
|image_flag = (mandatory image)
|image_coat = (mandatory image)
|national_motto = (mandatory)
|national_anthem = (mandatory)
|capital = (mandatory)
|previous_capital = (optional)
|largest_city = (mandatory)
|official_languages = (mandatory)
|government_type = (mandatory)
|leader_titles (used with leader_names) = (optional)
|leader_title1 (used with leader_name1) = (optional)
|leader_title2 (used with leader_name2) = (optional)
|leader_title3 (used with leader_name3) = (optional)
|leader_title4 (used with leader_name4) = (optional)
|favourite_object_title (used with favourite_object_name) = (wildcard)
|favourite_object_title1 (used with favourite_object_name1) = (wildcard)
|favourite_object_title2 (used with favourite_object_name2) = (wildcard)
|favourite_object_title3 (used with favourite_object_name3) = (wildcard)
|favourite_object_title4 (used with favourite_object_name4) = (wildcard)
|national_heros = (mandatory)
|Independence OR Formation = (mandatory - choose one)
|Currency = (mandaory)
|Religion = (mandatory)
|population = (optional)
|area = (optional)
|population_density = (optional)
|ethnic_groups = (optional)
|major_exports = (optional)
|major_imports = (optional)
|wildcard_title (used with wildcard_name) =(wildcard)
|wildcard_title1 (used with wildcard_name1) = (wildcard)
|wildcard_title2 (used with wildcard_name2) = (wildcard)
|wildcard_title3 (used with wildcard_name3) = (wildcard)
|national_animal = (optional)
|favourite_pastime = (optional)
|Opening_Hours =(optional)
|internet_tld =(optional)
|calling_code = (optional)

Infobox City
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia
Mayor Oscar Wilde
Re-Established 1066
all fields optional
city_name = name
|image = [[Image:skyline/whatever|size|caption]]
|image2 = [[Image:mascot/etc.|size|caption]]
|motto = motto
|nickname = nickname
|languages = languages
|mayor = mayor
|established = 1066
|established2 = 1933
|established3 = 2049
|currency = antique stamps
|opening_hours = some lame joke
|anthem = "Beth"
See San Francisco for an example
Infobox Gazzman
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(Used on)
The Gazzman
Irish Man of Mystery 1983
Gazza, Garry, Gazruca
Favourite Song: Theme from Titanic.
Favourite Colour: Green
Infobox hurricane
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(Used on)
{{{name}}}
Formed {{{duration}}}
Dissipated
Highest winds
(1-minute sustained)
{{{highest gusts}}} (gusts)
{{{highest 10-min winds}}} (10-minute sustained)
{{{current winds}}} (current)
Lowest pressure
Damages {{{total damages (USD)}}}
Fatalities {{{total fatalities}}}
Areas affected {{{areas affected}}}
Part of the
{{{hurricane season}}}
Infobox Movie
(Talk)
(Used on)
Debbie does Dishes
{{{image}}}
Directed by {{{director}}}
Written by {{{writer}}}
Starring {{{starring}}}
Produced by {{{producer}}}
Distributed by {{{distributor}}}
Release date {{{release_date}}}
Runtime {{{runtime}}}
Language {{{movie_language}}}
Budget {{{budget}}}
IMDb page
Infobox musical artist
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(Used on)
Templates


Infobox musical artist/color selector
(Talk)
(Used on)
Infobox NFL player
(Talk)
(Used on)
Templates/In-universe
Infobox OS
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(Used on)
{{{title}}}
[[Image:{{{image}}}|none|280px]]
{{{caption}}}
Company/Developer {{{developer}}}
OS family {{{OS}}}
Stable release {{{srelease}}}
Preview release {{{prelease}}}
Working state {{{state}}}
Website {{{site}}}
Would Oscar Wilde use it? {{{O-Wilde}}}
Infobox OS 2
(Talk)
(Used on)
{{{name}}}
Stable release: {{Latest_stable_release/{{{name}}}}} [+/-]
Preview release: {{Latest_preview_release/{{{name}}}}} [+/-]



Infobox Philippine president/alive
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(Used on)
Infobox Radio Show
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(Used on)
Templates/In-universe
Infobox Television
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(Used on)
For instructions on use, see Template talk:Infobox Television
Genre {{{format}}}
Running time {{{runtime}}}
Starring {{{starring}}}
Country of origin {{{country}}}
Infobox University
(Talk)
(Used on)
University Of Crap
{{{image}}}
{{{caption}}}
Motto Persistance in the deletion of crap
Established 1990
{{{image_map}}}
School type {{{type}}}
President {{{head}}}
Location {{{city}}}, {{{state}}}, {{{country}}}
Campus {{{campus}}}
Enrollment {{{enrolled}}},
{{{graduates}}}
Endowment {{{endowment}}}
Faculty {{{faculty}}}
Mascot {{{mascot}}}
linking is not done automatically
name = name
image = [[Image:logo/seal/etc|size|caption]]
motto = motto/slogan/etc.
established = year
type = Public/Private/whatever
head = president
city = city
state = state
country = country
undergrad = #
postgrad = #
postgrad_label = label
faculty = #
campus = type
mascot = mascot
See MIT for an example
Succession box
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(Used on)
See Ruby Tuesday for an example of using this template.
 Surround with Template:Start box and Template:End box. You can have multiple succession boxes between these two.
Infobox President
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(Used on)
See Ruby Tuesday for an example of using this template.
 For alive, dead or american presidents only.
Userbox
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(Used on)
HI {{{4}}}
Custom user plaques, Took from a certain site
Infobox President
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(Used on)
John Kerry
No image
Term of office: n/a – n/a
Preceded by: n/a
Succeeded by: n/a
Date of birth: n/a
Place of birth: n/a
First Lady: Helen of Troy
Political party: Beer Party


Battlebox
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(Used on)
{{{battle_name}}}
{{{image}}}
{{{caption}}}
Conflict: {{{conflict}}}
Date: {{{date}}}
Place: {{{place}}}
Outcome: {{{result}}}
Combatants
{{{combatant1}}} {{{combatant2}}}
Commanders
{{{commander1}}} {{{commander2}}}
Strength
{{{strength1}}} {{{strength2}}}
Casualties
{{{casualties1}}} {{{casualties2}}}
|battle name= name of battle

|image=[[Image:logo/seal/etc|size|caption]]
|caption= image caption
|conflict= name of conflict
|date= date
|place= place
|result= result
|combatant1= country/group/etc.
|combatant2= country/group/etc.
|commander1= person/thing
|commander2= person/thing
|strength1= # of soldiers
|strength2= # of soldiers
|casualties1= # of casualties
|casualties2= # of casualties
See Invasion of Uncyclopedia for an example.

Campaign
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(Used on)
{{{name}}}
{{{battles}}}
Campaignbox Alresford War
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(Used on)
Conflict in Hampshire
Alresford War - Alton Tesco Crisis - Eastleigh War
Elementdata
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(Used on) 		element table entry
GeisenheimFiles
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(Used on)
Geisenheim Files
{{{name}}}
{{{image_link}}}
{{{image_description}}}
Height: {{{height}}}
Occupation: {{{occupation}}}
Catchphrase: {{{catchphrase}}}
Geisenheim Factor: {{{geisenheim_factor}}}
Hitlerism Percentage: {{{hitlerism_percentage}}}
Favorite Dish: {{{favorite_dish}}}
Hobbies: {{{hobbies}}}
Superherobox
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(Used on)
{{{character_name}}}

{{{image}}}
{{{caption}}}

Publisher{{{publisher}}}
First appearance{{{debut}}}
Created by{{{creators}}}
Statistics
Real name{{{real_name}}}
Status{{{status}}}
Affiliations{{{alliances}}}
Previous affiliations{{{previous_alliances}}}
Notable aliases{{{aliases}}}
Notable relatives{{{relatives}}}
Notable powers{{{powers}}}
Taxobox
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{{{name}}}
{{{image}}}
Kingdom {{{kingdom}}}
Phylum {{{phylum}}}
Class {{{class}}}
Order {{{order}}}
Family {{{family}}}
Genus {{{genus}}}
Species {{{species}}}
Binomial Name {{{biname}}}
Primary Armament {{{pri_arm}}}
Secondary Armament {{{sec_arm}}}
Power Supply {{{power}}}
HP: {{{hp}}}
Mana Points: {{{mp}}}
Strength: {{{strength}}}
Intelligence: {{{intel}}}
Weight {{{weight}}}
Length {{{length}}}
Special Attack {{{special}}}
Conservation Status {{{conserv}}}
GamingSystem
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(Used on)
{{{title}}}
Manufacturer {{{manufacturer}}}
Type {{{type}}}
Generation {{{generation}}}
First available {{{lifespan}}}
Media {{{media}}}
Controller input {{{controllers}}}
Online service {{{onlineservice}}}
Units sold {{{unitssold}}}
Top-selling game {{{topgame}}}
Doctorwhocharacter
(Talk)
(Used on)
{{{name}}}

Quotations

Template Effect Comments
Q
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(Used on) 		“Hello,world!”
~ You on Quotations
Meta quote template. {{{2}}} variable is auto linked
Quote
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(Used on) 		"Hello,world!"
~ Piped link
For piped links in the form of [[{{{2}}}|{{{3}}}]]. {{{4}}} is the subject
Q2
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(Used on) 		“Hello,world”
~ You 		Quote in the form of {{oscar}}
OWQ
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(Used on) 		Inserts Wilde: quote article inline.
OWQL
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(Used on) 		Inserts Wilde: quote article inline.
Oscar
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(Used on) 		“Randomly randomize random randomness.”
~ Oscar Wilde
Oscarl
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(Used on)

"Randomly randomize random randomness." ~ Oscar Wilde on Special:Randompage

Wilde
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(Used on) 		“This is a metasyntactic sentence, mainly because it sounds cool.”
~ Oscar Wilde on a template, not necessarily this one
Wilde Menu
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(Used on)
He's a Wilde Thang!
Welcome to the Wilde Side
of Uncyclopedia
Check out the Wilde Image Series!
Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
Choose your poison below:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 # ∩ ~ ...

Wilde Menu/P
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(Used on)
Pa Pn Pz
Wilde Menu/S
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(Used on)
Sa Sn Sz
Canned
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(Used on) 		various canned quotes
cquote
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(Used on)
   
Uncyclopedia:Templates/In-universe
 {{{1}}}
   
Uncyclopedia:Templates/In-universe
 Alternative quote template
Wildezh
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(Used on) 		打破一切规则，颠覆一切传统!!
--伪基百科·无名者


Random quotes

Template Effect Comments
Bushism
(Talk)
(Used on) 		“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things”
~ George W. Bush on Air Force One
Random Bush blooper quote
Killquote
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(Used on) 		“Know your Templates/In-universe.”
~ Sun-Tzu on Templates/In-universe
Insulting words
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(Used on) 		moron
Morpheus
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(Used on) 		“Nobody can be told what Templates/In-universe is - you must see it for yourself.”
~ Morpheus on Templates/In-universe
One Week
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.
Randomquote
(Talk)
(Used on) 		“To Templates/In-universe, or not to Templates/In-universe: that is the question.”
~ William Shakespeare on Templates/In-universe
Problem
(Talk)
(Used on)

“The page you are trying to reach has been abducted.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia:Report a problem
Random quote on Uncyclopedia:Report a problem
Randquotedef
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(Used on) 		“Indeed, using enormous Uncyclopedia:Templates/In-universe/Definition1s whilst agreing across hot dogs is quite sensible.”
~ The Queen on Uncyclopedia:Templates/In-universe/Definition1
Randomquote with a defined part. Some bug came into there, getting the "on"s to appear twice. I would be grateful if someone would fix it. Also, the {{{1}}}-Code doesn't work, so please create the red page it links to. In there you only write the defined word. for using this template more than once in an article, please use the templates below. The maximum use number for this template and its "relatives" is 3, because there are only two more versions.

Article series

Template Effect Comments
12 Cheeses
(Talk)
(Used on)
The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"
2005Hurricanes
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(Used on)
2005 Atlantic hurricane season

Hurricane Dennis - Hurricane Katrina - Hurricane Marguerite - Hurricane Rita - Hurricane Wilma - Hurricane βeta

2007Hurricanes
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(Used on)
2007 Wikipedia hurricane season

Subtopical Storm Angela - Topical Storm Braydie - Topical Storm Codeine - Hurricane Dynorod - Hurricane El Hormiguero - Hurricane Flammable - Topical Storm Georgia - Hurricane Hinoa - Topical Storm Ibrahim - Tropical Depression 10 V2 - Topical Storm Jimbo - Topical Storm Keitei - Hurricane Led - Topical Storm Mhaille - Tropical Depression 15-Wuss - Hurricane Nintendorulez - Topical Storm Olipro

911
(Talk)
(Used on)
This article is part of the recognizing 9/11 campaign. NEVER FORGET, BITCHES!!
9/11 | World Trade Center | WTC7 | 9/11 (video game) | Nine Eleven | Jaws did WTC
911 WTC controlled explosion | Twin Towers | 9-Eleven | The Pet Goat | HowTo:Exploit 9/11 | Nine Eleven
September 11 attacks | My sojourn to the Twin Towers
Apple
(Talk)
(Used on)
   v • d • e
  Apple Product Range  
iPods: iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Yotta - iPod Macro - iPod Invisa - iPod mono - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod IV - iPod Slim - iPod Huge - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - iCan't Believe It's Not Butter
iDevices: iMac - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iSuicide - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iDiot
iHardware: Cheese graters - Cast Spell Key - Applesauce - MacBook - MacBook Air - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth - iPhone
iSoftware: iTunes - iMovie - Linux (Only For Mac) - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y
i3rd Party Mods: iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - üPod - phonePod - Video iPod Nano U2 HD - iTrip - Hacking the iPhone
iGaming: iBox360 - iTari -General Grievous - iPodore 64 - iPodendo - iBoy
iLlnesses: Neuroipods
iFelonies: iFraud
iReligion: Cult of Apple
Anonymous
(Talk)
(Used on)
[ v • d • e ]
The life, works and philosophy of Anonymous
Inventions Alchemy · Anonymous phone calls · CamelCase · Emoticons · FORTRAN · Ligatures · Mess · Usenet · World Amnesia Games
Creative works Anonymous quotations . Bible · Fascist · Fisher Price · Gay agenda · This page does NOT exist
12-step programs Alcoholics Anonymous . Alcoholic Crackwhores Anonymous · Anonymous Anonymous · Falling Off Of A Roof Anonymous · Kitten Huffers Anonymous · Linux Users Anonymous · Narcotics Anonymous · Pathological Liars Anonymous · Time Travel Anonymous · Uncyclopedians Anonymous
Contemporaries 127.0.0.1 · 4.252.99.182 · AAA · Alan Smithee · Anonymous Slashy · Blank/Invalid · Doctor Who · Enemies of Doctor Who · Et al · Everyone else · Guest · John Doe · Kurt Cobain · Movie Trailer Announcer Guy · Nobody · Player · Professor X · So-And-So · Some people · Somebody · Someone · Someone else · That Girl · The Girl Next Door · That Guy · This Guy · That One Guy · The Guess Who · The Who · To Whom It May Concern · Whatshisname · Whats His Name · Who · Whomever
Locations The Middle of Nowhere · No fixed address · There
Awardpage
(Talk)
(Used on)
Awards, Decorations and Honours
Image:Awards2.gif Awards Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Awards · Ninjastars
Ranks &
Honours 		Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the month
UnBooks Author of the Month · Potatochopper of the Month · Reviewer of the Month

Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation · Foolitzer Prize
UnScripts Playwright of the Month · Article Narrator of the Month
Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year
Admin Rank · RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners

Limelight VFH · VFP · Best of · Top 10 of 2005 · Top 10 of 2006 · Top 10 of 2007 · Top 10 of 2008 · Hall of Shame · Rating System
Prix citron Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sockpuppeteer of the Month · FFS
Believe
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(Used on)
I Can't Believe It's Not...:
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter | I Can't Believe It's Butter | I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler | I Can't Believe It's Not Metal | I Can't Believe It's Not Murder
I Can't Believe It's Not The Illuminati | iCan't Believe It's Not iPod | I Can't Believe It's Not Soylent Green | I Can't Believe It's Not Terrorism | I Can't Believe It's Not Existent | I can't believe it's not Liberalism! |I Can't Believe It's Not Funny | I Can't Believe It's Not A Hyperlink
Bible
(Talk)
(Used on)
Do take note of the
plentiful varieties of
Holy Scripture
out there in various religions...
Bible with a warning label

Judaism and Christianity
Torah
Bible
New Cooler Edition
Rick James Version
Revised Liberal Edition
Revised Neocon Edition
Bible 2

Islam
Quran
Q'whatever
Duran Duran

Hinduism
Vedas
Bhagavad Gita

Buddhism
The Sutras
Well, all right, we know
you only care about the
Kama Sutra, pervert
Blah
(Talk)
(Used on)
Blah Family Tree
Blah Politics
Other Blah
Cannibal
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(Used on)

   v • d • e
•••••Your Guide To Cannibalism•••••

Albert Fish • Alfred Packer • ALIVE! • Baby Eating • Baby farming • Baby food • Baby Meat • Baby recipes • Cannibal Corpse • Cannibalism • Cannibals • Celebrity Roast • Dinner Party • Fine Young Cannibals • Hannibal Lecter • HowTo Cook A Human • HowTo Cook Children • HowTo:Cook A Fetus • Human head • I Can't Believe It's Not Soylent Green • Mike Tyson • New Zealand • Recipes • Soylent Green • UnNews Cannibals Stopped • UnNews New TV Trend • UnNews Soylent Green Defamation • Why? Don't Be A Cannibal • Vore • Why? Eat People • Zombies • Zombie Types• Meaty Amin

CRLH
(Talk)
(Used on)
The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy
Top Rung, the Holy Trinity: God, Jesus, & the Holy Spirit, opposed by Satan

Middle Rung, the Holy Triforce: Gosh, Jeez, & the Holy Ghost, opposed by Stan
After a few drinks: Daddyo, Laddyo, & The Spook
 Bottom Rung, the Holy Tripod: Gah, Jesús, & the Holy Rock, opposed by Santa
Fell off the Ladder: Goo, Jazz, and Hollywood, opposed by Stalin
Captains
(Talk)
(Used on)
:User:Zana_Dark
   v • d • e
People named "Captain"

America - Archer - Arrogant - Awesome - Beefheart - Bligh - Britain - Canada - Caveman - Charisma - Captain Common Sense - Cook - Courageous - Crunch - D - Denial - Exaggeration - Feathersword - Falcon - Fishcake - Hook - Jack - Jack Sparrow - Janeway - Jesus - Kirk - Lamberton - Marvel - Marvel (other) - Morgan - N - Oblivious - Obvious - Omnipotent - Picard - Planet - Raccoon - Sarcasm - Scarlet - Selfish - Sisko - Slow - Ultra - Understatement - Vague - Video

Cars
(Talk)
(Used on)
   v • d • e
Your Comprehensive Automotive Reference Source
For many miles of motoring pleasure, manufacturers recommend Uncyclopedia for information to keep your car in top running condition!
Reference guides
Maintenance
Motorsport
Car industry

Manufacturers
Vehicles
Colours
(Talk)
(Used on)
CHART OF PRIMARY COLOURS – Colours – Colors

Brown Red Orange Gold Yellow Olive Green Cyan

Blue Indigo Purple Violet Pink Black Gray/Grey Silver White

Crime
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(Used on)
C R I M E S
Arson · Assassination · Baby farming · Baby-snatching · Battery · Bestiality · Blarging · Burglary · Cannibalism · Cat Juggling · Child abuse · Child porn · Clown rape · Conspiracy · Copyright infringement · Cow arson · Cow tipping · Cyber Terrorism · Deicide · Dog Fighting · Drunk driving · Extreme Sarcasm · Gambling · Genocide · Grand Theft Auto · Hacking into a Computer · Hatespeech · Heresy · Home Invasion · Homosexuality · Human sacrifice · Illegal Immigration · Incest · Kleptomania · Littering · Looting · Lynching · Masturbation · Murder · Pedophilia · Piracy · Pornography · Rape · Rioting · Robbery · Shoplifting · Smoking · Sodomy · Stalking · Stealing · Suicide · Suspicious Eyeball Movements · Terrorism · Tittyfuck rape · Trafficking · Treason · Vandalism · Video Piracy · Weed · Witchcraft
This box: view • talk • edit
Baby-snatching
DC
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(Used on)
[ v • d • e ]
Your UnComprehensive Guide to the D.C. Universe
The heroes, villains, and other people of DC Comics, from Crisis on Infinite Earths to Blackest Night (or at least according to whatever the latest retcon this week is) as compiled by Uncyclopedia!
Modern Age
Superheroes and heroines Bat-Hound - Superman - Green Lantern - The Flash - Aquaman - Batman & Robin - Batman (Eric Matthews) - Wonder Woman - Supergirl - Batgirl - Wonder Girl - Superboy - Nightwing - Raven - The Shrubbery - The Beefeater - Lobo - Lobo the Duck - Lois Lane - Jimmy Olsen - Rorschach
Supervillains Lex Luthor- Poison Ivy- Two-Face - Fred Phelps - Darkseid - Black Adam - The Penguin - Weather Channel Wizard - The Riddler -The Scarecrow- Black Manta- The Joker - Batman's Rogue's Gallery
Justice League of America Max Lord - Martian Manhunter - Booster Gold - Blackman - Captain Ultra - Huntress Thompson - Iro Man
Other teams American Justice Coalition - The Batmen of All Nations -Guild of Calamitous Intent - Justice League - Justice League Europe - Justice League of Jesus - Ronald Reagan's Justice League of America - League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen - The Watchmen - Jason and the Argonauts
Golden Age
Superheroes and heroines Golden Age Superman - Human Lantern - The Human Croissant - Super Soldier - Iron Lantern - Dark Claw - Sandmaiden
Justice Society of America George Lazenby - Daniel Craig - Aqua Mariner - Jennifer Lopez - Rocky Balboa - Judge Reinhold - Captain Marvel - Captain Planet - Shining Knight
The Injustice Society Dr. Phil - Lex Luthor - Oscar Wilde - Oprah Winfrey - Bizarro - Don Imus
Other teams Founding Fathers - American Justice Coalition - Manhattan Project - New American Justice Coalition - Apollo Project - Secret Wars - Challengers of the Fantastic - Society of Underdeveloped Crime-fighters
Decades
(Talk)
(Used on)
1760s - 1890s - 1900s - 1910s - 1920s - 1930s - 1940s - 1950s - 1960s - 1970s - 1980s - 1990s - 2000s
Divination
(Talk)
(Used on)
   v • d • e
Divinatory Arts and Artists
Antropomorphing | Astrology | Augury | Ball gazing | Clairvoyance | Dice | Fortune cookies | Magic 8-Ball | Monopoly | Necromancy | Negromancy | Nostradamus | Numerology | Palmistry | Phrenology | Precognition | Prophecy | Psychic | Scatomancy | Tarot | Telepathy | Wheel of Fortune


Dude
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dude...

Dude, Where Art Mine Horse and Carriage? ~ Dude, Where's My Time Machine? ~ Dude, Where's My Toilet?

Elementary particle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Elementary Particles
Proton - Muon - Bozo - Graviton - Gluon - Quark - Electron - Photon - Moron - Neutrino - Gayon - Darkon - Unobtainium - Ballmiton - Crouton - Tachyon - Tron - Badger - Sauron - Roricon - Spork - Hardon - Onion - Galvatron
End
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The End of Everything
End | The End | End of History | End of time | End of the internet | End of Earth | When the world blows up | End of the world |
GTA
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Grand Theft Auto
Games
The Lost Games Angry Asian Kid Stories | Lego Island | Cosmo | Poop City | Tatooine | Television City | Television City 2 | Television City 3 - The Wrath Of Dob
Grand Theft Auto III era III | San Andreas | San Andreas Stories
Grand Theft Auto: We're Running Out of Ideas era Hill Valley | Theft Under A Thousand | Beirut | New Orleans | Vatican City | Vatican City Stories | Antarctica | Somalia
Currently in Production Jerusalem | Norway | Philippines | Santiago
Non-canonical Grand Theft Audio | Grand Theft Election: Bush v. Gore
House
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Rooms In Your House
Bedroom • Living Room • Guest Room • Kitchen • Bathroom • Sauna • Attic • Closet • Basement
Internet-Speak
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Interweb-§p3@k

1337 - AFAIK - AOL - ASL - B4 - BBQ - BF - BRB - BYOB - CYA - ESAD - Ew - FOAD - G2G - GF - GG - HAX - HAXOR - IDK - IMO - JK - Lmao - LOL - Lolgasm MILF - MSN - n00b - Nuff - OMG - OMGWTF - OMGWTFBBQ - OWNED - PWNED - ROFL - ROFLWAFFLES - ROTFL - RTFM - STFU - TTYL - U - WEIRD FONT - W00T - WTF - WWJD - XD - ZOMG

IPod Nano TOC
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height="1" width="5"
Table of Contents  height="1" width="1"

Individual chapters of iPod book
Interstate
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Interstate Highway marker Interstate Highways to as High as I can Count Interstate Highway marker
0 4 5 6 8 10 12 15 16 17 19 20 22 24 25 26 27 29
30 35 37 39 40 43 44 45 47 49 55 57 59 64 65 66 66 (W)
68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 (W) 76 (E) 77 78 79 80 81 82
83 84 (W) 84 (E) 85 86 (W) 86 (E) 87 88 (W) 88 (E) 89 90
91 93 94 95 96 97 99  ? (238) H-1 H-2 H-3
The Outsiders  A-1 A-2 A-3 A-4 PRI-1 PRI-2 PRI-3
Lists  Main - Auxiliary - Suffixed - Business - Proposed - Unsigned
Gaps - Intrastate - Interstate standards - Replaced
List of interstates (Add links as made)
Jacksons
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The Jacksons

Andrew Jackson | Bo Jackson | Daniel Jackson | Jack | Jackson Pollock | Jacksonville | Janet Jackson | Jerry Jackson | Jesse Jackson | La Toya Jackson | Michael Jackson | Peter Jackson | Randy Jackson | Samuel L. Jackson | Stonewall Jackson | Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock?

Jesii
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The So-So Company of Other Jesii
Fear their wrath, and beware their contrived names.
If you are still confused about which one you want, you were probably much better off with Original Jesus.
Monster Jesii
Jesusaurus Rex: The tyrant Jesus...lizard Save yourself from Werejesus!
DinoJesus: Nazareth Park is frightening in the dark And they said Jesus rode on a Mule...Nyah!:Llama Jesus
Attack of the 500 foot Jesus: Demolishing non-blessed skyscrapers -- New York, watch out! When there's no more room in Heaven...: Zombie Jesus
Jesus-Sonic: Lord and Savior of Hedgehogs and Sega gaming. The multidimensional, Scientological king of rodents: King of the Shrews
Munchie Jesii
Jeez-Its: Orange, crunchy, and fun to eat! Get your own box. Savour the Saviour: Cheese Jesus
Jesus Juice: An Energy Drink...that's Divine! Oh, where have all the Jesii gone? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you: Hershey's Jesii and Creme
Jam Jesus: With a name like 'Jam Jesus', it has to be good. Finally, something on a stick the whole family can enjoy!: Sweet Jesus on a Stick!
Mecha Jesii
Cyborg Jesus: Retrofit by God after death Domo arigato, señor: Robot Jesus
JESUS 9000: "Open the Pearly Gates, JESUS."

"I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that."

Gets your soul white, white, WHITE!: All-Purpose Jesus
Optijesus Prime: Saviour of the transformers
JesiiPlaces
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Jesus Related Locations.
Jesusland Red States
Jesus Ocean Israel
Math
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v • d • e MATH N' SHIT
People Alan Turing · Amadeo Avogadro · Cauchy · Big Norman
Mathematicians · Mathemagicians · Nerds · Asians
Fundamentals Theorem · Proof
Tools Abacus · Slide rule · Calculator · Ti-83 · Texas Instruments
Education Intelligent Mathematics · Bush Math · Extreme mathematics · Newmath · Nude math · Nu-Math · Rumsfeldian Mathematics · Racist Math
By Field:
Numerology Numerology · Numbers · NUMB3RS · Zero · 9/11 · 0.999... · Pi equals exactly three · Pi · 4/0 · Property of 5 · Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia · Oodles · Infinity
Number Theory First numbers · The largest number · Integer · Negative Numbers · Odd · Prime number · Fibonacci Sequence · Irrational numbers · Imaginary Number · Complex numbers · Gay Numbers · All numbers are equal to zero · Fermat's Penultimate Theorem · Fermat's Last Theorem
Arithmetic Arithmetic · Addition · = · How to Divide by Zero · HowTo:Divide by One · The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y = Your Mom
Algebra Pre-Algebra · Al Gebra · Linear Algebra · Linear Algebra in nature · Equation · Polynomial · Fourier Transform · Hilbert's Hotel
Geometry & Topology Geometry · Bigonometry · Trigonometry · Sine · Fractal · Tangent · Cosine · Paradox (Achilles and the Tortoise) · Transcendental curve
Calculus Calculus · Integral · Derivative · Vector calculus · Multivariable Calculus · Hairy ball theorem · Cauchy's theorem · Bolzano–Weierstrass theorem · ∫
Probability & Statistics Statistics · Random Statistics · An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters
Logic & Computer Science Logic · Boolean Logic · Binary Mathematics · Modal logic · Recursive · Monty Hall problem
Physics & Mathy Sciences Laws of Physics · Principle of Least Action · Einstein's Malicious Theories
MLB
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Major League Baseball
AC East Central West
Baltimore Orioles Chicago White Sox Los Angeles Angels
Boston Red Sox Cleveland Indians Oakland Athletics
New York Yankees Detroit Tigers Seattle Mariners
Tampa Bay Rays Kansas City Royals Texas Rangers
Toronto Blue Jays Minnesota Twins
NC East Central West
Atlanta Braves Chicago Cubs Arizona Diamondbacks
Florida Marlins Cincinnati Reds Colorado Rockies
New York Mets Houston Astros Los Angeles Dodgers
Philadelphia Phillies Milwaukee Brewers San Diego Padres
Washington Nationals Pittsburgh Pirates San Francisco Giants
St. Louis Cardinals


Me
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Me!!!!!!!
Me | ME | Scale (music)#Me | Windows Me
Alternative forms of me
You | U | Ü | You failed
Mommy's medicine
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Mommy's Medicine Cabinet

Adderall | Aspirin | Beavers | Caffeine | Care Bear Heroin | Cheerios | Cocaine | Codeine | Coffee | Cracked Corn | Dexedrine | HeadOn | High fructose corn syrup | Kittens | LSD | Medicine | Meth | Mountain Dew | Opium | Poison | Prednisone |Prozac | Ritalin | Roofies | Side effects | The World's Most Powerful Drug | Tylenol | Valium | Viagra

For all those things you find when you open her cabinet.
Misery series
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(Used on)
Months
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(Used on)
The 12 Months of the Year:
January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August | |September | October | November | December
Moss
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Persons named Moss
Other Mosses
Nonsense
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Nonsense on Uncyclopedia
AAAAAAAAA! | 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 | -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . | Hex| EBG13 | Arfenhouse | I18n |  : :.` .`: `. ` ` ` | Backwards | Insert title here | | 8.3 | Developers! | MD5 | Badger badger badger | Rolling your head on the keyboard | All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy |1337 | Ekrpat | Mmm MmmMmmmm | Buffalo | Beatboxing | My keyboard is missing its homerow | I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens | Lorem Ipsum | Brainfuck | Static | Contents (Nonsense) | Cluck! | Vandalism | N_ V_w_ls | Hard to read | Scat | There is no article here | 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 | Xicotencatl II Axayacatl | Pikachu
Nuclear
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The Nuclear Family
CANQU | Nuclear Power | Backyard nuclear reactor | Nuclear reactor | Nuclear explosion | Nuclear weapons | Nuclear missile | Nuclear warfare
Baseball-based nuclear weapons delivery system | Nuclear Vagueness
Periodic table
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∞
Ba 		2
He
1
L 		2
Be 		3
Br 		4
C 		5
Nu 		6
O 		7
F 		8
Ne 		9
Ci 		10
Je 		-1
Po
PolPeop
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Polish people, who are Satan's friends
Politics: Andrzej Lepper, Lech Kaczyński alias Kaczor, Lech Wałęsa

Religious figures: Father Director Teddy Rydzyk
Others: Grzegorz Rasiak
Role models
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Mr._T
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All-American Role Models and Rejects
Aunt Jemima | Bob Saget |Bruce Campbell | Cap'n Crunch | Carrot Top | Cheese Jesus | Chuck Norris | Clint Eastwood | Count Chocula | Courtney Love | Eric Cartman | Hanson | Hillary Clinton | Joe Camel | John Travolta's Hair | Knight Rider | MacGyver | Mr. T | Napoleon Dynamite | Paris Hilton | Pillsbury Doughboy | Rainbow Brite | Renaldo Lapuz | Ronald McDonald | Sean Connery | Sarah Palin | Sloth | Timmy Turner | Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter | Trix Rabbit | Uncle Ben | Vanilla Ice | William Hung | Willy Wonka | Wonder Woman | Yogi Bear | Your Mom
Santa
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Santacarnations
Santa Claus Santa Clause Satan Claus Secret Santa Future Santa Robot Santa Ku Klux Klaus
Scripture/left
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Do take note of the
plentiful varieties of
Holy Scripture
out there in various religions...
Bible with a warning label

Judaism and Christianity
Torah
Bible
Bible 2
New Cooler Edition
Revised Liberal Edition
Revised Neocon Edition
Rick James Version

Islam
Koran
Quran
Q'whatever

Hinduism
Vedas
Bhagavad Gita,
whatever that means

Buddhism
The Sutras
Well, all right, we know
you only care about the
Kama Sutra, pervert
Senses
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The Senses
Sight | Smell | Touch | Taste | Nonsense | Sense | Sense of Proportion | Common sense
Simpsons
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Famous Simpsons
Jessica Simpson Homer Simpson
Oj da juiceman OJ Simpson
Abe Simpson Ashlee Simpson
The Simpsons Lisa Simpson
Smackdown
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Clash of the Titans
Pwned! The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time
Humor at Oscar Wilde's expense I Am Your Father | Help A Brother Out
Tasty
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Image:Pupuplatter.jpg
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Chicken Soup for the Eyes
Awesomesauce | Baby food | Beer nuggets | Big N' Tasty | Boogers | Butter | Caviar | Cheese | Chicken 2.0 | Corn | Cornbread | Cornflakes | Hammus | French bikinis | Fried Chicken | Fudge | Goa Tse | Hairy tacos | Hot Dog | Krispy Kreme | Meatloaf | Mushrooms | Mangos | Paint stripper | Penis | Pills | Pudding | Orange sherbet | Rice Pudding | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Sauce | Spam | Taco Hell | Turd burgers
Terrorist
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v • d • e
Territory War Online Players from the World
Ex-Players:
Beginners:
Faileds:
Losers:
Bosses:
Kings From Territory War Online:
9-Eleven - Eric Cartman - Ducks - Michael Howard-Bird Flu - Avian flu - Backstreet Boys - Bill Gates - Blofeld - International Mad Scientist Convention - James Hetfield - The Al Queda Network - Nigel - Tesco - Jihad★Mart - Wario - Terraists - Spork, Squirrels et al. - Kermit the Frog - Oprah - Dr. Nefarious - Irkens - Goldfinger - Zimmi - Invader Zim - French culture - French people - French language - Cyborg Zim - Irken Empire - Butters Stotch - Republican Zim - Bat Villains - Chairman Drek - Ronald McDonald - Stewie Griffin-Steve Ballmer - That Gay - Homsar - Skull and Bones - (The late) John O'Cahan - Skeletor - 4chan - Koopalings - Jimmy Neutron - Robot pirate ghosts - Baba the Turk - Meg Griffin - Mewtwo - Sharkboy - Mario - Bill O'Reilly - Hezbollah - Leonard Bernstein - Don Imus - Rush Limbaugh - Liberty Medical - Timmy Turner - Jack Thompson - Bubs Concession Stand - Blue Man Group - Bert Newton- Paul Bearer - Your mum - Bill Clinton - The Government - Adam Powell - PETA - Pillsbury Dough Boy - New England Patriots- Red Stripe Guy - Merfy McMerfmerfChris Chocola - Rampaging Warmongers - Zebra - Ghosts from Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong
Ex-Kings:
According to the political, religious or social situation on Earth and Mars, update as you see fit.
Ultra Jesus
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Holders of lion keys to Ultra Jesus
Black Ranger: George W. Bush | Green Ranger: Bill Gates | Blue Ranger: Jerry Falwell | Pink Ranger: Britney Spears | Red Ranger: Margaret Thatcher | Everything Else Ranger: Etc
Unchristianity
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Part of a series of articles on
Christianity
I am the Good Shepherd...

History of Christianity
Jesus
The Apostles
Ecumenical councils
Great Schism
The Crusades
Reformation

The Trinity
God the Father
The Son (Jesus Christ)
The Holy Spirit

The Bible
Old Testament
New Testament
Apocrypha
The Gospels
Ten Commandments
Sermon on the Mount

Christian theology
Fall of Man · Grace
Salvation · Justification
Christian worship

Christian Church
Roman Catholicism
Eastern Orthodoxy
Protestantism

Christian erudition
Christian denominations
Christian movements
Christian ecumenism
Christian scholastica
Christian discourses

Important Figures
Apostle Paul
Church Fathers
Augustine · Aquinas
Wycliffe · Luther
Calvin · Trammell
Carver · Wesley
Seaborg

Unix
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Unix
Distributions
Linux - Arch | Debian | Fedora | Gentoo | Lindows | Linux (Only For Mac) | openSUSE | Red Hat | Rinux | Slackware | Ubuntu | Uncyclux | Xandros | Xubuntu
BSD - FreeBSD | NetBSD | NetBDSM | OpenBSD
Darwin - OSX | Tiger
Solaris -Solaris
Applications and Documentation
Vi | Emacs | Firefox | GIMP | GNOME | GFDL | GPL | I18n | KDE | ls | man | man uncyclopedia | rm | TWM | X Window System
People and Organizations
Free Sockpuppet Foundation | GNU | St. Ignucius | SCO | Richard M. Stalin | Richard M Stallman vs. Linus Torvalds | Linus Torvalds | Tux


Wargame
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Video Game Wars

In Development
Marvel
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[ v • d • e ]
Your UnComprehensive Guide to the Marvel Universe
The heroes, villains, and other people of Marvel Comics, from the creators of Stan Lee's Stripperella, and other Marvel classics as compiled by Uncyclopedia!
Superheroes and heroines Captain Planet - The Amazing Fiber-Man - Spider-Woman - Mary Jane - The Incredible Hunk - The Scarlet Spider - Black Cat - Daredevil - Dr. Strange - Iron Man - The Punisher - Conan the Barbarian - Ghost Rider - Deadpool - Igloo - The other Captain Marvel - Bat-Hound - Stan Lee - Howard the Duck
Supervillains Blackheart - Dr. Doom - Electro - Emperor Galactus of the World and Universe- Green Goblin - Juggernaut - Mecha-Dracula - Rob Liefeld - Batroc - Kool-Aid Man - Loki- The Hobgoblin- Fred Phelps- Blackout the Vampire - Venom - Hybasuku - Dr. Octopus - Spider-Man's Rogue's Gallery - Jenna Jameson
X-Men Professor X - Apocyclopse - Gene Grey - Beast - Wolverine - Bishop - Cable the Larry Guy - Northstar
Salacious Six Sr. Tentacles - The Grand Mysterious R2-D2 Recolor - The Wang - Steve Irwin - Sabertooth
Other teams The Revengers - The Fantastic Four - The Omnipotent Seven
Portal:Euroipods/Intro
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Euroipods is A website giving away free ipods in return for

a) money
b) reffering freinds to do the same

Visit www.euroipods.com today for yours!

Uncyclopedia DIY
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Part of Uncyclopedia's DIY Series of Self Help Articles
Windows
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Microsoft Windows ®

Your money. Our passion.


• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation


Estimated time remaining:

Less than 1 min.



Installing Windows has never been easier easy


All you need to do is to phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.




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Worst100
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100. April Fools Jokes
99. Bands
98. Books (General)
97. Cars
96. Children's Books
95. Colours
94. Computer Games
93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
92. Direct-to-Video Movies
91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
90. Evil Plans
89. Firefox extensions
88. Food
87. Football variants
86. Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series
85. Hybrid Animals
84. Inventions
83. Lists
82. Locations
81. LOL Cats
80. Make Out Songs
79. Money Making Schemes
78. Movies
77. Nonexistent Words
76. Numbers
75. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
74. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
73. Pick-up lines
72. Planets
71. Pokemon Cash-Ins
70. Porn Movies
69. Porn Stars
68. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
67. Reasons to become a Christian
66. Reflections on 2005
65. Reflections on 2006
64. Reflections on 2007
63. Reflections on 2008
62. Reflections on 2009
61. Rejected Harry Potter Novels
60. Remakes
59. Restaurants
58. Ringtones
57. Self Help Books
56. Sequels
55. Sexual Perversions
54. Short Poems
53. Sitcom Catchphrases
52. Songs
51. Songs about Seagulling
50. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
49. Songs To Have Sex To
48. Sonic Cash-ins and Characters
47. Spinoffs
46. Suicide Ideas
45. Superheroes
44. Things About the '00s
43. Things to do during Christmas
42. Things to Put In An IV
41. Things To Say In Court
40. Things to Say in the Workplace
39. Things to say on a First Date
38. Things to Stick your Dick in
37. Toys
36. TV Programs
35. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
34. Video Game Movies
33. Video Game Systems
32. Ways of Being a Dick
31. Ways to be Circumcized
30. Ways to Deliver Bad News
29. Ways to Die (Best)
28. Ways to Die (Worst)
27. Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
26. Ways to Start a Novel
25. Ways to Win an Argument
24. Wonders of the World
23. Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
22. Ways To Be Castrated


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Wrestling
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Your UnComprehensive Guide to the World of Professional Wrestling
The heroes, villains, and other jabronis of Pro Wrasslin', from Vince McMahon's Fucked Up Wrasslin' Vol 1 to WWE Smackup: Roid Rage as compliled by the world's biggest mark!
WWF Hulk Hogan - "Macho Man" Randy Savage - The Ultimate Warrior - The Undertaker - Roddy Piper - Andre the Giant - Jake "The Snake" Roberts
The Honky Tonk Man - Bam Bam Bigelow - Big Boss Man
Bret "the Hitman" Hart - Shawn Michaels - Steve Austin - The Rock - Triple H - Batista - Mick Foley - Chris Jericho - █████ - Kurt Angle - Ken Shamrock
Wayne Brady - Ken Kennedy - The Hardy Boys - Edge & Christian
WCW David Arquette - Dennis Rodman - Vinnie Vegas - Lex Luger - Private Stash - G.I. Bro - Big Poppa Pump - The Fake Sting - Four Norsemen - n.W.o
Ring of Honor Jack Bauer - A.J. Styles - Mudkips - Koko B. Ware - Sharkboy
Legends Larry the Cable Guy - Albert Einstein - The Quantum Caper - Carrie Fisher - Oprah Winfrey - Darth Vader - Maggie Thatcher - Adolf Hitler - Robert Bork - Tiny Tim - Crazy Larry - Secret Asian Man - Kinnikuman - The Boogeyman - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama - Axis of Power
Female wrestlers Chyna - Cameron Diaz - Kelly - Christy Hemme - Stacy Keibler - Trish Stratus - Traci Brooks - Nipple H
Others Ed McMahon - Dave Meltzer - Gorilla Monsoon - Cardinal Jesse Ventura - Paul Bearer
Promotions Kapoutland Pro Wrestling - NWA: Total Nonstop Action - World Wide Championship Extreme Wrestling Entertainment Federation
Events The Great American Ho-down - No Way Out - Unwhoregiven - SmackDown!
Misc. Professional wrestling slang - Steroid abuse - Beating your wife

Zork

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> eat russian grue
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Zorkcleanup
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This Zork room is a slapdash job.
The Dungeon Master must've hired those lazy non-union gnomes again.
You can help the Dungeon Master by spraying it with Grue Repellant.

Grueslayer

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*** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***


Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

Gsheader
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History & Politics

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George Bushes
Other Bushes
Related Links
Hitler
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Hitler in General
Persons named Hitler
Other Hitlers
Imitation Hitlers
Could be Hitler
(due to vowel orthogonality)
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Dead Kennedys
Live Kennedys
Anti-Kennedys
Politicalparty
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Political Parties
Communist Party ~ Conservatory Party ~ Decepticon Party ~ Fascist Party ~ Independent Party ~ Labour Party ~ Lemon Party ~ Predacon Party ~ Whig Party


Revolution
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The Great Revolutions

Dance Dance Revolution - American Revolution - Industrial Revolution - Russian Revolution - Nike Revolution - French Revolution

WorldWar
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World Wars
I | I ½ | II | II ½ | III | IV | IV ½ | V | VI | VII | VIII | X | XI | XII | ∞
The Second World War II | World War π | World War Revolution | World War Collectors Boxset | The Video Game | The Sequel to the Video Game | The Board Game | World War What | World War Craft
PoliticsUS
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This article is part of the series
Politics of the United States
Federal government
The Constitution
Emperor
Congress
- Senate
- House of Representatives
Supreme Court
Even Supremer Court
Supremes Court
President
- Vice President
- Cabinet
Speaker of the House
Senate Majority Leader
Chief Justice
Elections
- Presidential elections
- Midterm elections
Political Parties
- Decepticons
- Predacons
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CanPM
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Prime Ministers of Canada Flag of Canada
Macdonald | Mackenzie | Abbott | Thompson | Bowell | Tupper | Laurier | Borden | Meighen | King | Bennett | St. Laurent | Diefenbaker | Pearson | Trudeau | Clark | Turner | Mulroney | Campbell | Chrétien | Martin | Harper
Prime Ministers of Kanata
NWO
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Organizations Running The New World Order Conspiracy
Aliens • Armenians • Discordianism • European Union • Evil Atheist Conspiracy • Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society • Flemish Movement • Fourth Reich • Freemasons • Furries • Goa Tse Clan • Grand Conspiracy • Gypsies • Hanso Foundation • Illuminati • International House of Pancakes • International Mad Scientist Convention • International Monetary Fund • Killer Robot Janitor • Large Hadron Collider • Orde Baru (Indonesia) • Protocols of the Elders of Zimmerman • Secret World Government • SPON • Skull and Bones • Trilateral Commission • United Nations • World Trade Organization • Zionists Anonymous
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USElections
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United States Presidential Elections
1800 • 1840 • 1948 • 1960 • 1972 • 2008 
See also: HowTo:Win a Presidential Election in the USA • Political advertising

Geography

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Indian cities
Bangalore • Bombay • Calcutta • Chandigarh • Delhi
FormerUSSR
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Commonwealth of Independent States - Former USSR Republics
Russia ~ Belarus ~ Ukraine ~ Estonia ~ Latvia ~ Lithuania ~ Moldova / Moldavia ~ Mordovia ~ Armenia ~ Azerbaijan ~ Georgia ~ Kazakhstan ~ Kyrgyzstan / Krgystan ~ Mongolistan ~ Ghettoistan ~ Tajikistan ~ Turkmenistan ~ Uzbekistan ~ other Stan countries ~ Alaska ~ Israel ~ Lipsonia ~ Soviet Britain
CIS
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Subdivisions of the United States
Northeastern States Connecticut · Maine · Massachusetts · New Hampshire · Jew Jersey · New York · Pennsylvania · Rhode Island · Vermont
Southern States Alabama · Arkansas · Delaware · Florida · Georgia · Kentucky · Louisiana · Maryland · Mississippi · North Carolina · Oklahoma · South Carolina · Tennessee · Texas · Virginia · West Virginia
Midwestern States Illinois · Indiana · Iowa · Kansas · Michigan · Minnesota · Missouri · Nebraska · North Dakota · Ohio · South Dakota · Wisconsin
Western States Alaska · Arizona · California · Colorado · Hawaii · Idaho · Montana · Nevada · New Mexico · Oregon · Utah · Washington · Wyoming
Territories Guam · Poland (disputed) · Puerto Rico · U.S. Virgin Islands · Washington, D.C.

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US
Continent
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Earth's Continents
Superstates
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World Map
The World
  • Oceania
  • Eurasia
  • Eastasia
  • Disputed Area


Orwell's World
SouthAmerica
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Central America and South America
Central: Belize | Costa Rica | El Humidor | Guatemala | Honduras | Kittenolivia | Mexico | New Mexico | Nicaragua (en español) | Panama | Panama Canal Zone
South: Argentina (en español) | Bolivia | Brazil (em português) | Republic of Bulimia | Cat Nation | Catspace | Chile (en español) | Colombia (en español) | Easter Island | Ecuador (en español) | Falkland Islands | French Guiana | Galapagos Islands | Guyana | Locombia | Paraguay | Peru (en español) | Seahorsia | Suriname | Uruguay (en español) | Venezuela (en español)
US South
Directions
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The Seven Directions of Travel:
  North         
East Home West        
  South         
          Milky Way
          Far Far Away
Great lakes
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The Great Lakes
Lake Erie - Lake Superior - Lake Champlain - Lake Michigan - Lake Ontario - Lake Huron
The Not-so-Great Lakes
Lake Titicaca - Lake Spooky - Lake Champlain
Ocean
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Earth's Eleven Oceans
Atlantean Ocean ~ Atlantic Ocean ~ Billy Ocean ~ Boiling Pitch Ocean ~ Indian Ocean ~ Martian Ocean
Mediterranean ~ Ocean Connery ~ Pacific Ocean ~ Phlegmatic Ocean ~ Russian Ocean
Planet
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   v • d • e
            Planets
●Solar_system_1.pngSolar_system_2.pngSolar_system_3.pngSolar_system_4.pngSolar_system_5.pngSolar_system_6.pngSolar_system_7.pngSolar_system_8.pngSolar_system_9.pngSolar_system_10.pngSolar_system_11.pngSolar_system_12.pngSolar_system_14.png
Confirmed (Solar System): Freddie Mercury / Mercury | Venus | Earth/Lyons/iEarth/World (The Moon) | Disney World | Planet Hollywood | Mars | Planet Google | Globe | Roseanne | Jupiter | Saturn | Uranus / Youranus / Myanus | Neptune
Confirmed (Extrasolar): Uncyclopedia | Darwin IV | Discworld | Lexicon | Wikipedia | Pizza Planet | Polkadottia | Gliese 581 c | 55 Cancri e
Dwarf planets: Ceres | Pluto | 2003 UB313 | Jay Leno's Chin | Xanax
Unconfirmed: Garnox | Mantoobia | Unicron
Denied by CIA: Irk | Krypton | Michigan | Neopia | Tiamat | Nibiru | Magrathea
In a galaxy far, far away: Alderaan | Coruscant | Tatooine
Members of the Federation: Vulcan | Earth | Qo'noS | xxEarth Cxx
Loner Planets: Wisconsin | Your Mom
Commonwealth
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Commonwealth of Independent Nations
In order of importance Britain ~ Canada ~ This country is NOT Australia ~ Canadia ~ The REAL Sheep-Shaggers ~ Sarrff Affrikka ~ East Indies / West Indies ~ Kittenolivia ~ Cyprus ~ Bangladesh ~ Kenya ~ Dodoland ~ Seychelles ~ Paradise ~ Terrorist Country ~ Singapore ~ Hell ~ Barbados ~ Can or not? ~ Duchy of Björk ~ Semen ~ Sierra Leone ~ Foriegn Barsturds ~ More Foreign Bastards ~ America (we wish) ~ United Kingdom of America ~ United Kingdom ~ United States of America ~ Great Britain ~ Britain ~ Naziland ~ Tease ~ Tonga ~ Those F***ers ~ Morley ~ Cat-Lovers ~ China ~ The Lost Continent ~ Mugabeland ~ Another Mugabeland ~ Kentuckistan
British Commonwealth Countries
Starwars
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(Used on) 		<center>
v • d • e
The Star Wars Saga
Episodes: I: The Phantom Menace | II: Attack of the Clones | III: Revenge of the Sith
IV: A New Hope | V: The Empire Strikes Back | VI: Return of the Jedi
Rebels: Luke Skywalker | Han Solo | Chewbacca | Princess Leia | Obi-Wan Kenobi | Yoda | Qui-Gon Jinn | C-3PO & R2D2 | Lando Calrissian | Wedge Antilles | Admiral Ackbar | Sebulba | Star Wars Kid | Jedi | Ewoks | X-Wing | Lightsaber | UnKnown Jedi Council Member
Empire: Emperor Palpatine | Unidentified man in green firing turret | Darth Vader | Count Dooku | Grand Admiral Thrawn | Admiral Ozzel | Gilad Pellaeon | William Shatner | Grand Moff Tarkin | Jek Porkins | General Grievous | General Veers | Darth Maul | Darth Paul | Darth Bane | Darth Revan Muhammed| Darth Hitler | Boba Fett | Jabba the Hutt | Stormtroopers | Scout Troopers | Sith | Jawa | Death Star | Star Destroyer | TIE fighter
Places: Giant City Place | Blown up place | The slave market for the galaxy | Some canadian forest moon thing | The place that will be cloudy this evening, followed by clouds
Video games: Star Wars (video game) | Jedi Academy | Neverwinter Nights
Other: Star Wars Grues | Star Wars Marital Aids | Dates in Star Wars | Star Wars (video game) | Star Wars (programming) | Star Wars (game show) | Star Wars (Japanese Opera) | UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) | Wookieepedia | UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange
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Nations of the world

Template Effect Comments
Australia
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   v • d • e
AustraliaSo where the bloody hell are you?
</center>
Croatia
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(Used on) 		<center>

Croatian Stuff

Croatia | Croatian History | War of Independence

</center>

Canada
(Talk)
(Used on) 		<center>
v • d • e
Canada, eh?
</center> 		Series of articles on Canadian provinces
Federal subject of Russia
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{{{RuNm}}}
{{{OfNm1}}} {{{OfNm2}}} {{{OfNm3}}}
{{{FSFlag}}} {{{FSCoA}}}
[[{{{FlagLnk}}}]] [[{{{CoALnk}}}]]
{{{FSMap}}}
{{{FSCtrWhat}}} {{{FSCtrNm}}}
Area

- total
- % water

Ranked {{{AreaRnk}}}

- {{{TotArea}}} km²
- {{{WaterPrcnt}}}

Population

- Total
- Density

Ranked {{{PopRnk}}}

- est. {{{PopQty}}} ({{{PopCtDate}}})
- est. {{{PopDens}}}/km²

Political status [[{{{PolStatLnk}}}|{{{PolStatNm}}}]]
Federal district {{{FedDistrNm}}}
Economic Region {{{EcRegNm}}}
Cadaster # {{{CadNo}}}
Official language{{{LangLangs}}} {{{OfLangs}}}
{{{HeadTtl}}} {{{HeadNm}}}
{{{ViceTtl}}} {{{ViceNm}}}
Legislature {{{LegiNm}}}
Anthem {{{FSAnthem}}}
Infobox Norway
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Kingdom of Norway
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
National Anthem: "Ja vi elsker!"
Capital Oslo
Biggest City Minneapolis
Number of inhabitants 193 million people
Official number of inhabitants 4 680 356
Official languages Norwegian, Norwenglish
Independence 1905
Head of State Kong Harald XVII of Norway
Primeminister Pikenes Jens (Labour Party)
Form of Government Communist-capitalistic monarchy
Currency Norwegian Dollar
Tidmezone Ahead of USA
Constitution Day 17. mai
Romania
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(Used on) 		<center>

Romanian Stuff

Romania | Culture of Romania | Economy of Romania | Geography of Romania | People of Romania
Politics of Romania | Unciclopedie în limba română | More articles on Romania...

</center>

What I Didn't Know about Romania articles
Singapore Infobox
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Remaking Singapore
Remaking Singapore's Flag Remaking Singapore's Coat of Arms
(Remaking Singapore's Flag) (Remaking Singapore's Coat of Arms)
Motto: "$1000 FINE"
National Anthem: Chan Mali Chan
Capital Governmentopolis 21
Official languages Speak Good English Movement, Singlish, Melayu, Hokkien, Java
Government

Father
Son

Holy Goh

President
 Single Party Democracy
(Meritocracy)
Lee Kuan Yew the Eternal
Brig. Gen. Lee H L
(MM Lee's elder son)
Chok Tong
(aka The Seatwarmer)
Prata Nathan
Independence
Expelled from
Malaysian Federation 		August 9, 1965
Area
 • Total

 • Water (%)
 • NEWater (%) 		 
Ranges from 1337 km²
to 1447km²
3.2%
75.5%
Population
 • 2005 est.
 • Febutober 2002 census
 • Density 		 
4,356,124.64
4,182,243.77
1,734,624/km²
(if you stack 'em really high)
Currency The Peanut (P$$). One Peanut is worth approximately S$600,000.
Infobox Upholder of the Free Press
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(Used on) 		{{Infobox Upholder of the Free Press/{{{nationality}}}|order={{{order}}}|friend={{{friend}}}}}
{{{name}}}
[[Image:{{{image name}}}|200px|{{{name}}}]]
Term of office: {{{date1}}} – {{{date2}}}
Preceded by: {{{preceded}}}
Succeeded by: {{{succeeded}}}
Date of birth: {{{date of birth}}}
Place of birth: {{{place of birth}}}
Masturbatory Aid: {{{wife}}}
Political party: {{{party}}}
Hong Kong Infobox
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Hong Kong SARS
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: One Cousin, Two Sisters
National Anthem: "God save the Queen Chairman Mao"
Location of Hong Kong
Established by Brits with acts of bullying
Established by PRC 1997AD, a.k.a. 1984AD
Independence You wish!!
Queen
Government A pack of fools
Puppet King The Chief Executive (Newspeak: Exechief)
Official language None other than Cantonese (or, in the future, Newspeak)
Currency Joss papers, as those used in ancestral worship
Area Damned small
Population Over-crowded
Time zone Space-time continuum
Internet TLD Refer to your telescreen
Calling code There is no such thing as "phone" in a dystopian world
Religion "There'll be a better tomorrow... in the toliet."
Exports Migrants, James Bond, and Ipods
Imports Migrants, WTO protesters, fatal diseases, everything
Iraq Infobox
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حرب
Republic of iRaq
iRaq
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: Hail Dubya!!.
Anthem: We Shell not Exxon-erate Saddam
Map of iRaq
Established by Ancient People Long time ago
Occupied by Muslims 638 A.D.
Dictated by Saddam Hussein 1979-2003 A.D
Devastated by United Spades of Amerika 2003 A.D.
Capital Vichy
Largest city New York City
Official language 7.62x39
Government Total Chaos
Population Decreasing as we speak
Time zone Nil (so Dubya won't be "tempted to lay out a timetable")
Currency Kalashnikov
Religion Insurgency
Exports Dead soldiers and detonated explosives
Imports More soldiers and explosives
UStates
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United States of America
 * * * * * * * * * * 
Arkcansaw Avoda-Zara Box Calorington Cheeselen Colorado Connectthedots
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Dakota Delaware Denver Dubyaland East Carolina East Virginia
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Fuckyoua God's Toilet Hampshire Hell Hilton Illannoy
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Indiana Iowa Iraq Jalapeño Jersey Kenalagiaippi Kyoto Mayne
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Michigan Microsoftland Minnesnowta Missouri Mucho Rancho Grande State
 
Nebraska Nevada New Louisiana New Massachusettstan New Michigan
 
New Piezililand New Saskatchewan Nowhere Ohelloo Oil Oklahoma
 
Old Alaska Persistent vegetative state Pennsyltucky Pikachusetts Potato
Rhode Island Saudi Oilberta Somewhere Transylvania Texas
 
Unaware Vermont Virginia West Carolina Wikiland York


US States (main)
USpades
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United Spades of Amerika
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Arkcansaw Calorington Cheeselen Colorado Connectthedots
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Dakota Delaware Denver East Carolina East Virginia
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Fuckyoua God's Toilet Hampshire Hell Hilton
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Illinois Indiana Iowa Jalapeño Joisey
 
Kenalagiaippi Kyoto Mayne Michigan Microsoftland
 
Minnesnowta Missouri Mucho Rancho Grande State Nebraska Nevada
 
New Louisiana New Michigan New Piezililand Nowhere Oklahomo
 
Ohelloo Persistent vegetative state Pennsyltucky Pikachusetts Potato
Rhode Island Saudi Oilberta Somewhere Transylvania Texas
 
Utah Vermont Virginia West Carolina Wikiland York ♠♠


US States (alternate)
Blamecanada
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Blame it on Canada
We know those crazy canucks are somehow connected to this.
 For use on articles about strange Canadians

Alphabets and characters

Template Effect Comments
Alphabet
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Letters of the Alphabet:
Sleep Web browser Email Prev Play Stop Next Mute Volume up Volume down Launch Nuke LOL! Produced by
N  o  b  o  d  y     c  a  r  e  s  ®
Esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 PrtSc
SysRq 		ScLk Pause
Break 		Lose Weight
~
` 		!
1 		@
2 		£
3 		$
4 		%
5 		^
6 		&
7 		*
8 		(
9 		)
0 		_
- 		+
= 		←Bkspc Ins Home PgUp Num / * -
Tab↔ Q W €
E 		R T Y U I O P {
[ 		}
] 		|
\ 		Del End PgDn 7 8 9 +
Caps A S D F G H J K L :
; 		"
' 		←Enter Oh, SHIT! Any Duh 4 5 6
↑Shift Z X C V B N M <
, 		>
. 		?
/ 		↓Shift ↑ 1 2 3 Ent
Ctrl FN
TuxTux
Alt s p a c e b a r Alt Gr
Micro$oft Window$Windows
 Ctrl ← ↓ → 0 .
MacAlphabet
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Letters of the Applebet:
esc | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12
~ | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 0 | - | = | delete
tab | Q | W | E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { | } | |
caps lock | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | ; | ' | return
shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | , | . | ? | shift
ctrl | option |  ⌘ | s p a c e b a r |  ⌘ | option | ctrl
 ↑          
 ← | ↓ | →   
Sunalphabet
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Letters of the Sun Alphabet:
Help |   | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12 | Print Screen | Scroll Lock | Paul | Mute | Volume Down | Volume Up | Power
Stop | Again | esc | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 0 | - | = | \ | ~ | Insert | Home | Page Up | Num Lock | / | * | -
Props | Undo | tab | Q | W | E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { | } | backspace | Del | End | Page Down | 7 | 8 | 9 | +
   Front | Copy | ctrl | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | ; | ' | return |                                                   4 | 5 | 6
Open | Paste | shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | , | . | ? | shift | up arrow |                                         1 | 2 | 3 | enter
Find | Cut | caps lock | alt | Meta | s p a c e b a r | Meta | Compose | Cast Spell | Alt Graph | left arrow | down arrow | right arrow | 0 | .

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