Uncyclopedia:Templates/General
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Links
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| Shortcut (Talk) (Used on) | The shortcut initials redirect to the page. Generally used for frequently-referred meta pages like UN:DUMB, but is also a joke in itself on articles like DRVHSNDOCBIVDSGFEHWFWCUDDBOSNLONI. As an example, UN:T/G redirects here. | ||||||
| UnBooks (Talk) (Used on) | Turning articles into paperback. | ||||||
| Old news (Talk) (Used on) | For related articles in Uncyclopedia to UnNews. | ||||||
| Wikipedia (Talk) (Used on) | The Wikipedia article has the same name as the current Uncyclopedia article, minus the namespace. | ||||||
| Wikipedia Funnier (Talk) (Used on) | |||||||
| NoWikipedia (Talk) (Used on) | The Wikipedia article does not exist. | ||||||
| NoWikipediapar (Talk) (Used on) | |||||||
| Wikipediapar (Talk) (Used on) | The Wikipedia article has a user-specified name. | ||||||
| FirefoxSearch (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Wikipedian (Talk) (Used on) | A Wikipedia user page has the same name as the current Uncyclopedia user page. | ||||||
| Nonsensepedia (Talk) (Used on) |
Tehre is an artikel, at Nonsensopedia also about: Templates/General.
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| dÉ (Talk) (Used on) |
| The original Désencyclopédie (French-language Uncyclopedia) article has a user-specified name. | |||||
| Undictionary (Talk) (Used on) | The Undictionary definition has the same name as the current Uncyclopedia article and is in the user-specified section (A-Z). | ||||||
| Wikipediaalt (Talk) (Used on) | Little-used alternate version of Template:Wikipediapar | ||||||
| Wikinews (Talk) (Used on) | |||||||
| OnlineText (Talk) (Used on) | |||||||
| Interwiki (Talk) (Used on) | Pointless links to multiple wikimedia | ||||||
| Simple Disambig (Talk) (Used on) |
| The simplest Disambiguation template for use when there are two articles. Placed on both pages. | |||||
| Disambig (Talk) (Used on) |
| Template:Disam and Template:Disambiguation have been merged into Disambig. Please use Template:Disambig. | |||||
| Instant disambig (Talk) (Used on) | If you like, Templates/General can mean:
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| fundraiser (Talk) (Used on) | Chron needs a new Ferrari Enzo ,his old ones dirty. | ||||||
| Account (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Talkheader (Talk) (Used on) |
| A template intended for talk pages, pacticularly to certain controversal articles which might result in flame wars. | |||||
| oldvfd (Talk) (Used on) | A template for article which have survived one or more deletion nominations at VFD. | ||||||
Common navigational templates
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| Archive (Talk) (Used on) | ||||
| Book reference (Talk) (Used on) | {{{Author}}} ({{{Year}}}). {{{Title}}}. {{{Publisher}}}. {{{ID}}}. | Book author/title in references section of articles | ||
| Catmore (Talk) (Used on) | This is a category page, made short and digestible for felines in a hurry. Moogles should see main article name.
| Nav pointer from category space to main topic article. | ||
| Different Meaning (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Filler (Talk) (Used on) | could be considered a filler of , or even , but never {{{4}}}. | |||
| Historical (Talk) (Used on) | A template for inactive Uncyclopedia and non-mainspace pages. | |||
| Main (Talk) (Used on) |
| Nav pointer from article space to main topic article. | ||
| Mediawatch (Talk) (Used on) |
| Nav pointer from talk page to external news site. | ||
| IP (Talk) (Used on) | 127.0.0.1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) | Link to info on anon-IP addresses, used on Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol. | ||
| Page (Talk) (Used on) | main article name (History - Discussion - Delete) | Nav pointer to article info. | ||
| Otheruses (Talk) (Used on) |
| Nav pointer from article space to disambiguation pages. | ||
| Spork (Talk) (Used on) |
| Text is parody of named article or item. | ||
| Partialspork (Talk) (Used on) |
| Text is partially a parody of named article or item. | ||
| Image spork (Talk) (Used on) |
| Image is copied from somewhere. | ||
| SeeTalk (Talk) (Used on) | ||||
| Subcat (Talk) (Used on) | [[Category:parent category name| ...] | This category is a subcategory of category named, use only in category space. | ||
| User (Talk) (Used on) | username (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) | Link to info for non-anonymous users. | ||
| vfp (Talk) (Used on) |
| Link to image and image talk page for VFP. | ||
| CategoryTOC (Talk) (Used on) |
| Alpha (A-Z) table of contents for cat pages. | ||
| TOCleft (Talk) (Used on) |
| 'Floating' table of contents, content will apear next to table, instead of underneath. | ||
| TOCright (Talk) (Used on) |
| 'Floating' table of contents, right-aligned, content will apear next to table, instead of underneath. | ||
| EOTI (Talk) (Used on) |
| End of the Internet |
Status messages
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| FFW Patrol (Talk) (Used on) | To be used during Forest Fire Week, if you are going to be mainly focusing of reporting FFW Candidates | |||||||||||||
| FFW (Talk) (Used on) | ||||||||||||||
| Warning (Talk) (Used on) |
| Permanent ban | ||||||||||||
| Test (Talk) (Used on) | Hi there, Templates/General. Thanks for trying out the "Edit this page" feature that makes this site run. Your test has been, or at least will be, removed. I am providing a few links that will help you improve your edits.
If you have any questions or comments, leave a message on my talk page, or at the Village Dump. Thanks in advance for reading this, and I really hope you can contribute much more to Uncyclopedia. | Warning. Use if first edit(s) is/are vandalism. Note that "Hi, templates/general" will turn into a username/IP. | ||||||||||||
| Oh Dear (Talk) (Used on) | ==Oh Dear!==
Hello, Templates, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: | If first edits are vanity/slandanity/other irredeemable cruft. Can also be used for permabanned vandals. | ||||||||||||
| Reading Time (Talk) (Used on) | Temporary ban | |||||||||||||
| Idiot (Talk) (Used on) |
| Temporary ban | ||||||||||||
| Screwed (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Reformed (Talk) (Used on) |
| Unbanned. | ||||||||||||
| Reformed2 (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Sexy (Talk) (Used on) |
| A legend in my own mind. | ||||||||||||
| Meany! (Talk) (Used on) | Meanypants! | |||||||||||||
| Vacation (Talk) (Used on) |
| User temporarily away. | ||||||||||||
| WWFF (Talk) (Used on) |
| Will work for food. | ||||||||||||
| Mac user (Talk) (Used on) |
| Will work for Apples. | ||||||||||||
| Supergrass (Talk) (Used on) |
| QVFD contribs. | ||||||||||||
| McCarthy (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Proxy (Talk) (Used on) | ----
Attention:
This IP address, Templates/General, is registered to a proxy server, and is shared by multiple users. Comments left on this page may be received by other users of this IP address and appear to be irrelevant. Extreme caution should be used when blocking, banning, or reverting this IP's contributions. If you are an unregistered user operating from this address, note that this need not necessarily be the IP Address of your machine. Templates/General is the IP address that communicates between your browser and Uncyclopedia's trained monkeys, which is, in other words, a proxy. Such Proxies are shared among an infinite number of users using an infinite number of typewriters compared to the number of persons and typewriters using your particular machine, so refrain from blaming any new messages on them. (Especially the typewriters. Typewriters don't get in to trouble as much as humans, so it's probably not their fault.) If you are frustrated by irrelevant comments being sent to you, then please end it by creating an account for yourself. Warnings or Messages left on this page will not likely be received by the intended user. With these sorts of faults, it's amazing the Internet even works at all, huh? | IP users behind proxy | ||||||||||||
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| Good Deed (Talk) (Used on) | ||||||||||||||
| USH (Talk) (Used on) |
| Unsung hero | ||||||||||||
| VFH (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for highlight | ||||||||||||
| VFP (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for image | ||||||||||||
| VoteWOTM (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for Writer of the Month | ||||||||||||
| VoteNOTM (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for Noob of the Month | ||||||||||||
| VoteUOTM (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | ||||||||||||
| VoteAOTM (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for Unbooks Author of the Month | ||||||||||||
| VoteANOTM (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for Article Nominator of the Month | ||||||||||||
| VoteUOTY (Talk) (Used on) |
| Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Year | ||||||||||||
| ImageFP (Talk) (Used on) |
| Featured image | ||||||||||||
| UnBooksVFH (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Jesse Award (Talk) (Used on) |
| To award any article/user/image that induces a good laugh (specify what with parameter what=) | ||||||||||||
| Pie (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Politician (Talk) (Used on) | ||||||||||||||
| WOTM (Talk) (Used on) | | Writer of the month | ||||||||||||
| UOTM (Talk) (Used on) |
| Uncyclopedian of the month | ||||||||||||
| UOTY (Talk) (Used on) | Uncyclopedian of the year | |||||||||||||
| NOTM (Talk) (Used on) | | Noob of the Month (made by a Noob of the Month, no less) | ||||||||||||
| AOTM (Talk) (Used on) | | UnBooks Author of the Month | ||||||||||||
| FIYC (Talk) (Used on) |
| Feather in your cap | ||||||||||||
| Deletion Award (Talk) (Used on) |
| Mega deletion award | ||||||||||||
| Burninator (Talk) (Used on) |
| Crap removal reward (usage) | ||||||||||||
| Alien Burninator (Talk) (Used on) |
| Alien Crap removal reward | ||||||||||||
| Squeegeewarrior (Talk) (Used on) |
| Excellent cleanup award | ||||||||||||
| Invited (Talk) (Used on) |
| Nomination for admin | ||||||||||||
| Cookie (Talk) (Used on) |
| Say it with cookie! {{Cookie|(alignment)|name=(awarder)}} | ||||||||||||
| Purplespleen (Talk) (Used on) |
| For excellence in cleaning up Uncyclopedia one article at a time without deleting (MTU, Category, flag, format, spelling, language, tables, images, etc) | ||||||||||||
| Sophiasatisfaction (Talk) (Used on) |
| Sophia Satisfaction Award | ||||||||||||
| MOOU (Talk) (Used on) |
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia | ||||||||||||
| HMRFRA (Talk) (Used on) |
| Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass | ||||||||||||
| AOC (Talk) (Used on) |
| Awarded to confusing articles that are funny to smart people | ||||||||||||
| FP (Talk) (Used on) |
| Featured Picture | ||||||||||||
| FPI (Talk) (Used on) |
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| FAP (Talk) (Used on) |
| Featured Article Picture | ||||||||||||
| FH (Talk) (Used on) |
| Featured Article | ||||||||||||
| Badge (Talk) (Used on) |
| Badge Template for Badge stuff | ||||||||||||
| MUN (Talk) (Used on) |
| MUN Badge | ||||||||||||
| OUN (Talk) (Used on) |
| OUN Badge | ||||||||||||
| OUN ret (Talk) (Used on) |
| OUN ret. Badge | ||||||||||||
| CUN (Talk) (Used on) |
| CUN Badge | ||||||||||||
| KUN (Talk) (Used on) |
| KUN Badge | ||||||||||||
| DUN (Talk) (Used on) |
| DUN Badge | ||||||||||||
| GUN (Talk) (Used on) |
| GUN Badge | ||||||||||||
| Killed (Talk) (Used on) |
| Let's kill someone! | ||||||||||||
| Find$ (Talk) (Used on) |
| Find MoneySign
{{tplist|Currently | ||||||||||||
| Currently blocked user (Talk) (Used on) |
| Use on temporarily blocked user's user pages. Instructions on template's page. | ||||||||||||
| Indefinitely blocked user (Talk) (Used on) |
| Use on permantly blocked user's user pages. | ||||||||||||
Text formatting
| Template | Effect | Comments | |
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| blink (Talk) (Used on) | blinking text | ||
| caps (Talk) (Used on) | |||
| Disputed-statement (Talk) (Used on) | [disputed] | ||
| IPA (Talk) (Used on) | International Phonetic Alphabet | ||
| Note (Talk) (Used on) | ^ | footnote #ref-whatever | |
| Ref (Talk) (Used on) | [2] | footnote #endnote-whatever | |
| tl (Talk) (Used on) | {{stub}} | Template link for discussion pages | |
| lowercase (Talk) (Used on) | |||
| Speltwrong (Talk) (Used on) |
| Variant of Template:Wrongtitle. | |
| Wrongtitle (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Correcttitle (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Factoid (Talk) (Used on) | Useless factoid | ||
| FactoidL (Talk) (Used on) | |||
| YESTERDAY (Talk) (Used on) | Error: invalid time | ||
| Year (Talk) (Used on) |
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Copyright/copyleft
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| Britannica 1768 (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Cc-by-sa-2.0 (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Copyvio (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Fairuse (Talk) (Used on) | This image is copywronged. The individual who uploaded this work and first used it in an article, and subsequent persons who place it into articles assert that this qualifies as unfair use of the material under United Statues copywrong låw. It is not fair to use this image for your own wallpaper, screensaver, or toilet paper production unless explicitly granted by the President of the United Kingdom of Amerika or your mom. | ||||||
| GFDL (Talk) (Used on) |
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| NoLicense (Talk) (Used on) |
| User-created PD images | |||||
| No rights reserved (Talk) (Used on) | |||||||
| Pd (Talk) (Used on) |
| Images assumed to be in PD | |||||
| Pdedit (Talk) (Used on) |
| User-edited PD images possibly incorporating copyrighted portions of other images. | |||||
| Pdpixels (Talk) (Used on) |
| User-edited PD images possibly incorporating copyrighted pixels of other images. | |||||
| Unfairuse (Talk) (Used on) | This image is copywronged. The individual who uploaded this work and first used it in an article, and subsequent persons who place it into articles assert that this qualifies as unfair use of the material under United Statues copywrong låw. It is not fair to use this image for your own wallpaper, screensaver, or toilet paper production unless explicitly granted by the President of the United Kingdom of Amerika or your mom. | ||||||
Licence name
| Template | Effect | Comments |
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| LicenseName CC-BY (Talk) (Used on) | Creative Commons Attribution License | |
| LicenseName GFDL (Talk) (Used on) | GNU Free Documentation License | |
| LicenseName cc-by (Talk) (Used on) | Creative Commons Attribution License | |
| LicenseName cc-by-sa (Talk) (Used on) | Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License | |
| LicenseName gfdl (Talk) (Used on) | GNU Free Documentation License |
New pages
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| New UnPoetia (Talk) (Used on) |
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| New UnPoetia intro (Talk) (Used on) | Thanks for starting a new UnPoetia poem. Before you write, please read:
If pressed for time, please read the third one. | |||
| New Why (Talk) (Used on) |
Why toWhy not toConclusion | |||
| New Why intro (Talk) (Used on) | Thanks for starting a new Why?! Before you write, please read: | |||
| New ad intro (Talk) (Used on) | Thanks for starting a new advertisement! To give it a long and witty life:
Oh, and when you're looking for resources, DO NOT QUOTE INSTANT NEWS!!! (douche). instantnews.com is a domain stolen by a bot, which the dirty bastards who own the bot then flog it off to the highest bidder. So, unless someone hacks the dirty bastards and releases the domain, you should NEVER quote it. We want to see them unresurrected. (You can quote instantnews.org, but NOT .com, .net, or .biz. .cc is available if you want it.)
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| New article intro (Talk) (Used on) | Thanks for starting a new article! To give it a long and witty life:
Oh, and when you're looking for resources, DO NOT QUOTE INSTANT NEWS!!! (douche). instantnews.com is a domain stolen by a bot, which the dirty bastards who own the bot then flog it off to the highest bidder. So, unless someone hacks the dirty bastards and releases the domain, you should NEVER quote it. We want to see them unresurrected. (You can quote instantnews.org, but NOT .com, .net, or .biz. .cc is available if you want it.)
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| New class ad (Talk) (Used on) |
Ad title - Ad text, this can be a few words or several lines. But if you abuse the system, your uncyclopedia account will be charge $10 USD per word...seriously! Call 1-800-302-9999 {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} | |||
| New page (Talk) (Used on) |
[[Category:{{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}|Templates/General]]
{{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}
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| New page test (Talk) (Used on) |
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| New unscript intro (Talk) (Used on) |
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| New vd intro (Talk) (Used on) | You are starting a new Village Dump topic. This forum is for community-related discussion only. You may want to instead try -
If your topic disappears, it may have been moved to one of these instead. | |||
| Trivia/2 (Talk) (Used on) | ===Music===
The ScorpionsIn the hidden track No One Likes Drew on the 1975 album In Trance, Rudolph Schenker of The Scorpions is heard to scream, "Ježišmária! Ty !" at least three times. This is considered significant by arachnologists, as Schenker was not known to speak Slovak at the time of the recording. Klaus Meine can be heard shrieking like a lesbian deprived of her motorcycle in the background. Theatre and LiteratureShakespeare
TelevisionSeinfeld
Amos 'n' Andy
Family Guy
Fibber McGee and Molly
I Love Lucy
Saturday Night Live
The Simpsons
South Park
Spongebob SquarePants
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Others
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| Blog snippet copyright (Talk) (Used on) |
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| Nutshell (Talk) (Used on) | ||||||
| Pee Edit (Talk) (Used on) | You are creating a new Pee Review entry! Congratulations!
Please don't delete the {{Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Menu}}; that puts the menu at the top of the entry. Also, don't delete the [[Category:Pee Review]]; that puts your entry into the dynamic page list, ensuring that others will see your article. Have fun! | |||||
| Preview (Talk) (Used on) | == Preview! ==
Hello there. When editing an article, it's best to use the preview button before saving, and only use save when you're happy with how it looks. Using preview means you can see what your article looks like without making lots of small individual edits, which fill up Special:Recentchanges, making it more difficult to find vandalism. Using the preview button helps make the world a better place, so if you could use it in the future, we'll all be better off for it. Have a nice day! | |||||
| RecentnewsFA (Talk) (Used on) |
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| SidebarStoryTemplate (Talk) (Used on) |
[[{{{article}}}|{{{title}}}]]{{{blurb}}} | |||||
| Stdreasons (Talk) (Used on) | 1. Unacceptable content
-- 1.1 Test passed -- 1.1.1 Test failed -- 1.2 Patented nonsense -- 1.2.1 Qua? -- 1.2.2 Permanently de-Chucking -- 1.3 Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia -- 1.4 Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia's trash bin -- 1.5 We don't care. Go away. -- 1.5.1 Codeine's Mum hasn't heard of you. Go away. -- 1.5.2 Wikipedia hasn't heard of you. Neither have we. -- 1.5.3 Myspace -- 1.6 Cyber-bullying -- 1.7 Ewwww! -- 1.7.1 Ewwww! -- 1.8 First, enlarge your penis -- 1.8.1 First, enlarge your breasts -- 1.9 Slandanity -- 1.A Blatant copyvio -- 1.B Not funny for sober people. Read HTBFANJS. -- 1.C What the BELGIUM? -- 1.D EPIC FAIL. -- 1.E Pointless redirect -- 1.F Drama 2. Administrative -- 2.1 QVFD -- 2.2 VFD -- 2.3 ICU expired -- 2.4 Abandoned WIP -- 2.5 User not found -- 2.7 Deleted per author request -- 2.7.1 Subpage deleted per user request -- 2.8 Stale pee removal 3. Technical -- 3.1 Unused image -- 3.1.1 Personal photo, not used -- 3.1.2 Duplicate image -- 3.1.3 Image violated Vanity Policies -- 3.2 Unused template -- 3.3 Empty category -- 3.4 Category moved -- 3.5 Broken redirect -- 3.6 Double redirect -- 3.7 Orphaned talk page -- 3.8 Blanked by author 4. ??? 5. Profit | |||||
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| UnHowPageArticle (Talk) (Used on) | === How to take a crap ===
Taking a crap is great for your health, because it helps clear out your bowels. Learn how to do it like a pro at this page. Read on... | |||||
| UnNews Continents (Talk) (Used on) | ||||||
| W (Talk) (Used on) | [[Wikipedia:|]] | |||||
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