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UnNews Shirt
Unnewsshirt
Brand: UnNews
Type: Shirt
Description: Fool the masses with this nifty UnNews Shirt. It can get you into the most exclusive areas only allowed by the press*. (*May not actually fool anyone.)
Color: White
Price: $15.99

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UnNews Hat
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Brand: UnNews
Type: Hat
Description: To go with your UnNews shirt. This will further your credibility as a news reporter for a fake real news source.
Color: White
Price: $15.99

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UnNews Mousepad
Unnewsmousepad
Brand: UnNews
Type: Mousepad
Description: All UnNewscasters use this Mousepad.
Color: White
Price: $9.99

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UnNews Watch
Unnewswatch
Brand: UnNews
Type: Watch
Description: Look professional, employed by a respectable news source and know the time with the official UnNews Watch.
Color: Silver
Price: $14.99

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UnNews Mug
Unnewsmug
Brand: UnNews
Type: Mug
Description: You smell that? That's the smell of UnNews coming out of your UnNews Mug.
Color: White
Price: $29.99

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UnNews USB Flash Drive (2GB)
Unnewsdrive
Brand: UnNews
Type: Mug
Description: Store all of your vital information. (recordings, scoops, pr0n, etc.) in this handy UnNews Branded Flash Drive used by UnNews professionals worldwide.
Color: Black
Price: $14.99

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Rentable UnNews Reporter
Unnewsguy
Brand: UnNews
Type: UnNews Reporter
Description: Got trouble? Don't worry, This UnNews Reporter is here to make your life easier.
Color: Caucasian with Grey Hair
Price: $59.99/day

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UnNews Clock
Unnewsclock
Brand: UnNews
Type: Wall Clock
Description: Give yourself the room only a professional newscaster can have with the UnNews clock.
Color: Silver
Price: $14.99

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