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Uncyclopedia Thong
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Brand: Uncyclopedia
Type: Thong
Description: For Uncyclopedia's "Hot College Chick Looking To Get Laid" clique.
Color: White
Price: $8.99

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Undictionary
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Brand: Misc
Type: Book
Description: Ugh... like anyone would want to buy that.
Price: $49.99

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Canned Quotes
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Brand: Misc
Type: Canned Quotes
Description: Kanye's Canned Quotes Soup:"George Bush doesn't care about rich chunky vegetables, but we do.
Price: $6.99

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Uncyclopedia Sockpuppet
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Brand: Misc
Type: Sockpuppet
Description: How the hell are we even selling this? Nevermind, just buy it!
Price: $19.99

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Poop Cuisine Apron
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Brand: Misc
Type: Apron
Description: When your guests expect only the finest! This will give somebody a heart attack. (Please don't cook fake poop while wearing. I mean it.)
Color: White
Price: $12.99

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Plush Grue
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Brand: Misc
Type: Plush toy
Description: Fun for everyone. May or may not eat you.
Color: Brown
Price: $19.99

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NRV iPod
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Brand: NRV
Type: iPod
Description: NERVE!
Price: $79.99

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NRV Special Edition EuroiPod
NRV Euroipod
Brand: NRV
Type: EuroiPod
Description: The NRV special Edition EuroiPod: get one free for every $150 you donate to Uncyclopedia!
Color: Blue and yellow
Price: FREE after $150 donation to Uncyclomedia foundation

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NRV Mousepad
NRV mousepad
Brand: NRV
Type: Mousepad
Description: You know... like, if you happen to be on Uncyclopedia... and then you could like... look down and see that your mousepad looked like an NRV stamp... or whatever, I guess...
Color: White
Price: 7.99

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UnNews Mousepad
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Brand: UnNews
Type: Mousepad
Description: All UnNewscasters use this Mousepad.
Color: White
Price: $9.99

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UnNews Watch
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Brand: UnNews
Type: Watch
Description: Look professional, employed by a respectable news source and know the time with the official UnNews Watch.
Color: Silver
Price: $14.99

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UnNews USB Flash Drive (2GB)
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Brand: UnNews
Type: Mug
Description: Store all of your vital information. (recordings, scoops, pr0n, etc.) in this handy UnNews Branded Flash Drive used by UnNews professionals worldwide.
Color: Black
Price: $14.99

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Rentable UnNews Reporter
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Brand: UnNews
Type: UnNews Reporter
Description: Got trouble? Don't worry, This UnNews Reporter is here to make your life easier.
Color: Caucasian with Grey Hair
Price: $59.99/day

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UnNews Clock
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Brand: UnNews
Type: Wall Clock
Description: Give yourself the room only a professional newscaster can have with the UnNews clock.
Color: Silver
Price: $14.99

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Dead Snigger Storage Magnet
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Magnet
Description: Let people know that you store dead sniggers in your refrigerator.
Color: White
Price: $2.50

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Dead Snigger Storage Clock
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Wall Clock
Description: So you Dead Snigger Hunters can know the time.
Color: Black and White
Price: $12.99

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Dead Snigger Storage Mousepad
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Mousepad
Description: This ought to keep those Sniggers away from your computer.
Color: White
Price: $9.99

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Dead Snigger Storage Sticker
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Sticker
Description: Place this all over your property to let them know that you keep dead sniggers.
Color: White
Price: $4.99 (pack of 10)

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Dead Snigger Storage Keychain
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Keychain
Description: Let your employers know that you work for Dead Snigger Storage. Also useful for putting your keys around.
Color: White
Price: $9.99

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Oscar Wilde Action Figure
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Brand: Misc
Type: Action Figure
Description: “He looks just like me”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde Action Figure
Price: $29.99

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Oscar Wilde Calender
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Brand: Misc
Type: Calender
Description: TONS of empty space to draw crap on to!
Price: $5.99

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The Uncyclopedia Movie Poster
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Brand: Misc
Type: Poster
Description: You Want It. You know you do. Get your unPoster today. Coming soon to theaters everywhere
Price: $19.99

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iPod Nano 200GB
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Brand: Apple
Type: iPod
Description: Enjoy 6 minutes of your life. The iPod Nano 200GB, only in The Uncyclopedia Store.
Price: $199.99

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Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack
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Brand: Misc
Type: Book
Description: Hey, n00bs! Haven't the foggiest about Kitten Huffing? Confused by AAAAAAAAA!? Don't know the first thing about iHumor? Well, we here at Uncyclopedia share your pain. After all, every established bureaucratic sysop was a n00b too at one point (although they may find it hard to admit). the Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack is the Uncyclopedia Noob's ultimate sourcepoint. Includes full laws to the sports of Bloodbath and Pasketmaul, as well as tips on avoiding Burnination. The Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack is the content free source that anyone can edit in hardback. Feel free to modify content* to contain as much Oscar Wilde quotes and Chuck Norris references as you see fit using your trusty Biro without the fear of being banned by a grizzly admin.
Price: $19.99

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Kitten
Cliche kitty
Brand: Misc
Type: Kitten
Description: Kittens now available at the Uncyclopedia Store. Ideal for those late night huffing sessions or when you need to catch a Grue. Specify color, breed, and gender when ordering.
Price: $49.99

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Unfries
Unfries
Brand: Misc.
Type: Food
Description: Yum, made with only the finest Sophia potatoes and lard. 100% tested on animals, they may or may not kill you!
Price: $1.39

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