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<div align="center">At the heart of every store there's the products, and at the heart of the products there's a bunch of Norwegian sowers working around the clock to provide products for a store located in Norway. The Uncyclopedia Store prides to bring you the latest projects from YOU! The community. Unfortunally this takes time as we have to wait for our Norwegian sowers to sow the stuff and we have to make you wait a little so we can get our reward. Here's a list of what's Coming Soon to The Uncyclopedia Store.<br></div>
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<div align="center">At the heart of every store there's the products, and at the heart of the products there's a bunch of Norwegian sowers working around the clock to provide products for a store located in Norway. The Uncyclopedia Store prides to bring you the latest projects from YOU! The community. Unfortunately this takes time as we have to wait for our Norwegian sowers to sow the stuff and we have to make you wait a little so we can get our reward. Here's a list of what's Coming Soon to the Uncyclopedia Store.<br /></div>
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*'''Uncomfortable sofas (2008):'''
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*'''Uncomfortable sofas ({{CURRENTYEAR}}):'''
 
:''Made out of cheap, junkyard grade wood.''
 
:''Made out of cheap, junkyard grade wood.''
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*'''Unoccassional tables (2008):'''
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:''Make your room feel tacky with the [[Oscar Wilde]] Table, The table with an [[AAAAAAAA!|A]] for a stand, and The table with the [[grue]] in it.
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:''Make your room feel tacky with the [[Oscar Wilde|<span style="color:#999;">Oscar Wilde</span>]] table, the table with an [[AAAAAAAA!|<span style="color:#999;">A</span>]] for a stand and the table which has the [[Grue|<span style="color:#999;">Grue</span>]] in it.
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*'''Un-standard lamps (2008):'''
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:''Such lamps could only come from [[Mediocre Britain]] as you have the lamp that's dimmed and you have the lamp that can instantly make a rave in seconds.
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:''Such lamps could only come from [[Mediocre Britain|<span style="color:#999;">Mediocre Britain</span>]] as you have the lamp that's dimmed and you have the lamp that can instantly make a rave in seconds.
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*'''[[NRV]] iPod case (2008):'''
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*'''[[NRV|<span style="color:#999;">NRV</span>]] iPod case (2008):'''
:''Spend aditional money for a case with the [[NRV]] logo on it.''
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:''Spend additional money for a case with the [[NRV|<span style="color:#999;">NRV</span>]] logo on it.''
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*'''[[UNSOC|Unsoc]] Apparel (2008):'''
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*'''[[UNSOC|<span style="color:#999;">Unsoc</span>]] Apparel (2008):'''
 
:''SЦРРФЯТ ТНЗ ЯІѠНТ ФF ТНЗ СФММФЛ СФЛТЯІБЦТЭЯ ЩІTH ФЦЯ ДPPДЯЭL''
 
:''SЦРРФЯТ ТНЗ ЯІѠНТ ФF ТНЗ СФММФЛ СФЛТЯІБЦТЭЯ ЩІTH ФЦЯ ДPPДЯЭL''
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*'''[[Oscar Wilde]] Apparel (2008):'''
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*'''[[Oscar Wilde|<span style="color:#999;">Oscar Wilde</span>]] Apparel (2008):'''
 
:''Let your wilde pimp side out.
 
:''Let your wilde pimp side out.
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*'''[[ICU]] Construction Cone themed iPod (2008):'''
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*'''[[ICU|<span style="color:#999;">ICU</span>]] Construction Cone themed iPod (2008):'''
:''Let's you know that your iPod is Under Construction.''
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:''Let's you know that your iPod is under construction.''
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*'''Good Ideas will Never be the Sane apparel (2008):'''
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*'''Good Ideas Will Never Be The Sane apparel (2008):'''
 
:''Apparently when this is released. Your ideas will be insane to anyone.''
 
:''Apparently when this is released. Your ideas will be insane to anyone.''
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*'''"In [[Soviet Russia]], T-Shirt wears YOU!!" T-shirt (2008):'''
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*'''"In [[Soviet Russia|<span style="color:#999;">Soviet Russia</span>]], T-shirt wears YOU!!" T-shirt (2008):'''
 
:''Т-SHIЯT ЩЗАЯS ЧФЦ ПO¿''
 
:''Т-SHIЯT ЩЗАЯS ЧФЦ ПO¿''
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*'''[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] [[Xbox 360]] Controller (2009):'''
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*'''[[User:Nintendorulez|<span style="color:#999;">Nintendorulez</span>]] [[Xbox 360|<span style="color:#999;">Xbox 360</span>]] Controller (2009):'''
:''Feel the controler as the Nintendo power surrounds it. Endorced by [[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] himself.''
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:''Feel the controller as the Nintendo power surrounds it. Endorsed by [[User:Nintendorulez|<span style="color:#999;">Nintendorulez</span>]] himself.''
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*'''[[User:Benson|BENSON]] MEMORABILIA (2009):'''
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*'''[[User:Benson|<span style="color:#999;">BENSON</span>]] MEMORABILIA (2009):'''
:''[[User:Benson|BENSON]] WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU, SO WILL HIS CLOTHING AND MERCHENDISE LINES.''
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:''[[User:Benson|<span style="color:#999;">BENSON</span>]] WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU, SO WILL HIS CLOTHING AND MERCHANDISE LINES.''
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Please watch this space for more products that may just be available on your door step <s>today,</s> <s>tommorow,</s> <s>next week,</s> <s>next month,</s> <s>a year,</s> when it's done. In the meantime, Please visit the [[Uncyclopedia:Store/Request_New_Items|New Item Request Center]] to request a design that will go on some items. Go ahead, Let your design help Uncyclomedia make millions. And if your not satisifed, Why not just [[Uncyclopedia:Store/Front Page Request|request a sale/discount]]. That should put your creative mind to use, We thank you for waiting for these one-of-a-kind items to arive and we hope you keep on waiting.
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Please watch this space for more products that may just be available on your door step <s>today,</s> <s>tommorow,</s> <s>next week,</s> <s>next month,</s> <s>a year,</s> when it's done. In the meantime, please visit the [[Uncyclopedia:Store/Request_New_Items|<span style="color:#999;">New Item Request Center</span>]] to request a design that will go on some items. Go ahead, let your design help the Uncyclomedia Foundation make millions. And if you are still not satisfied, why not just [[Uncyclopedia:Store/Front Page Request|<span style="color:#999;">request a sale/discount</span>]]. That should put your creative mind to use. We thank you for waiting for these one-of-a-kind items to arrive and we hope you keep on waiting.
 
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<div align="center"><small>© 2006-2008 The Uncyclopedia Store Inc. All Rights Reserved.</small></div>
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<div align="center"><small>[[Uncyclopedia]], [[NRV]], [[ICU]], [[UnNews]], Dead Snigger Storage, [[Grue]], Sexual Predator, Poop Cuisine, [[Oscar Wilde]], [[Canned Quotes]] and [[Sockpuppet]] are all copyrights of their respective holders.</small></div>
 
<div align="center"><small>Please note that trying to revert the page will lead to a lot of broken subpages as the new layout is more organized this way. If you have a dispute and or want to revert the page. Please use the [[Uncyclopedia talk:Store|Talk Page]].</small></div>
 
<div align="center"><small>If you want to order by phone, Please dial '''''1-800-THE-UNCYCLOPEDIA-STORE''''' and provide your name, address, credit card info and social security number.</small></div>
 
 
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Unstore comingsoon


At the heart of every store there's the products, and at the heart of the products there's a bunch of Norwegian sowers working around the clock to provide products for a store located in Norway. The Uncyclopedia Store prides to bring you the latest projects from YOU! The community. Unfortunately this takes time as we have to wait for our Norwegian sowers to sow the stuff and we have to make you wait a little so we can get our reward. Here's a list of what's Coming Soon to the Uncyclopedia Store.



  • Uncomfortable sofas (2014):
Made out of cheap, junkyard grade wood.


  • Unoccasional tables (2008):
Make your room feel tacky with the Oscar Wilde table, the table with an A for a stand and the table which has the Grue in it.


  • Unstandard lamps (2008):
Such lamps could only come from Mediocre Britain as you have the lamp that's dimmed and you have the lamp that can instantly make a rave in seconds.


  • NRV iPod case (2008):
Spend additional money for a case with the NRV logo on it.


SЦРРФЯТ ТНЗ ЯІѠНТ ФF ТНЗ СФММФЛ СФЛТЯІБЦТЭЯ ЩІTH ФЦЯ ДPPДЯЭL


Let your wilde pimp side out.


  • ICU Construction Cone themed iPod (2008):
Let's you know that your iPod is under construction.


  • Good Ideas Will Never Be The Sane apparel (2008):
Apparently when this is released. Your ideas will be insane to anyone.


Т-SHIЯT ЩЗАЯS ЧФЦ ПO¿


Feel the controller as the Nintendo power surrounds it. Endorsed by Nintendorulez himself.


BENSON WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU, SO WILL HIS CLOTHING AND MERCHANDISE LINES.



Please watch this space for more products that may just be available on your door step today, tommorow, next week, next month, a year, when it's done. In the meantime, please visit the New Item Request Center to request a design that will go on some items. Go ahead, let your design help the Uncyclomedia Foundation make millions. And if you are still not satisfied, why not just request a sale/discount. That should put your creative mind to use. We thank you for waiting for these one-of-a-kind items to arrive and we hope you keep on waiting.


© 2006-2014 The Uncyclopedia Store Inc. All rights reserved.

Uncyclopedia, NRV, ICU, UnNews, Dead Snigger Storage, Grue, Sexual Predator, Poop Cuisine, Oscar Wilde, Canned Quotes and Sockpuppet are all trademarks of their respective holders.
Please note that trying to revert the page will lead to a lot of broken subpages as the new layout is more organized this way. If you have a dispute and or want to revert the page, please use the talk page.
Uncyclopedia Store version 2.4

If you want to order by phone, please dial 1-800-THE-UNCYCLOPEDIA-STORE and provide your name, address, credit card info and social security number.
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