Uncyclopedia:Secret Thrice Society

Member of the Thriceing

“You're once, twice, thrice times a lady.”

~ Lionel Richie on thrice and gender

Regulations

World domination is only three members away

Qualifications

1. Your user name is thriced.

2. Three Previous Thriceing Experiences.

3. You can count past 3.

Rules

1. Do not talk about thrice club.

2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT THRICE CLUB.

3. If this is your first third time at thrice club, you have to thrice.

Obligations

1. You thrice your teeth everyday.

2. You work to cure thrice.

3. You thrice to your fellow members.

Benefits

• You'll be thrice the man you used to be.

• Thrice the benefits of other secret societies.

• Thrice World Domination (Earth, Moon, Mars).

Current Projects

• Thriceing the amount of Admins.

• Thriceing the number of photoshops on uncyclopedia.

• Thriceing the number of templates and useless societies.