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==Staff Members==
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== K Z Bee's ==
The Academy tuition staff, informally identified by pupils as "''The A-Team''"
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{{Q|Keep it Moist | Matthew Moxon}}
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! style="border-width:1px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid; width:25%;" | [[Al Pacino|Al Pacino PhD]]
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{{Q|Here comes Bumble! | Goalkeeper of Stokes FC}}
! style="border-width:1px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid; width:25%;" | [[James Woods|James Woods BSc(Hons)]]
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! style="border-width:1px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid; width:25%;" | [[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey]]
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{{Q|Pass! | Most of the squad and supporters whenever 'Mincer' gets the ball}}
! style="border-width:1px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid; width:25%;" | [[Mr T|Mr T BA(Baracus)]]
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The K Z Bee's are a Thursday La Liga team at the Goals football centre in Dudley. They were formed after the infamous 'A' vs 'B' game in the Summer of 2009, where they lost heavily (some confusion over the scores, but it was believed to be 28-2) and decided that the best way to get better would be to form a team. The 'Bee's' currently play in Division C of the Thursday La Liga league at goals, after their relegation in their inaugural season.
| style="border-width:0px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid;" | [[image:Pac gfthree1.jpg|120px|center]]
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| style="border-width:0px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid;" | [[image:james-woods.jpg|120px|center]]
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[[Media:http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=10110112&l=29ac1ccb5b&id=223408712]]
| style="border-width:0px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid;" | [[image:Ermey.jpg|120px|center]]
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== Current Squad ==
| style="border-width:0px 1px 0px 1px; border-style: solid;" | [[image:Mr-t.jpg|120px|center]]
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Adam 'Grey Fox' Robinson ([[player/manager]])
| style="border-width:0px 1px 1px 1px; border-style: solid;padding: 0px 5px 0px 5px;" | Principal and Special Guest Lecturer
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| style="border-width:0px 1px 1px 1px; border-style: solid;padding: 0px 5px 0px 5px;" | Head Lecturer
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John 'Fatboy' Mills ([[Goalkeeper]])
| style="border-width:0px 1px 1px 1px; border-style: solid;padding: 0px 5px 0px 5px;" | Drill Instructor and Field Expert
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| style="border-width:0px 1px 1px 1px; border-style: solid;padding: 0px 5px 0px 5px;" | Chair, Michael Richards Department of African American Culture
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James 'The Sex' Wilcox ([[Defender]])
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Andrew 'Cool' Simpson ([[Defender]])
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Paul '&' 'Bumble' Marshall ([[Defender]])
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Daniel 'Pantaloons' Murray ([[Defender]])
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Matthew 'Moist' Moxon ([[Midfielder]])
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Craig 'Hurricane' Hopcroft ([[Midfielder]])
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Simon 'Little Bitch' Bridgwater ([[Midfielder]])
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Phil 'The Guy from the NOC' Neal ([[Striker]])
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Glenn 'Meatface' Powell ([[Striker]])
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Scott 'Mincer' Banks ([[Striker]])
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== First Season Woes==
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{{Q| Its like Barcelona versus Millwall | Goals co-ordinator}}
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The Bee's started life taking over from the prolific 'Unassigned 6' team in the Thursday La Liga Division B. They didn't manage to win a game, but all agreed that they were in a division too high for them. They finished the league rock bottom and were relegated to Division C.
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'''''Notable Moment's'''''
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'The Sex' scoring the first ever K Z Bee's competitive goal.
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'Mincer' scoring the first ever hat-trick in K Z Bee history.
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== Second Season Syndrome ==
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The Bee's started life in Division C with a victory over Railway FC by default. Unfortunately life in division C was not as easy as some had expected and struggled to keep with the pace of the league. There best result so far has been a tightly contested 7-7 draw with LFA, with Matthew Moxon scoring an injury time equaliser, sending the fans into raptures.
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'''''Notable Moment's so Far'''''
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'The Guy from the NOC' scoring an own goal past 'Fatboy', not dis-similar to Peter Enkleman / Olof Mellberg incident.
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'Hurricane's' 3 minute hat-trick against LFA
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With 5 games played the Bee's sit 3rd in the table with 4 points.

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K Z Bee's

“Keep it Moist ”
~ Matthew Moxon
“Here comes Bumble! ”
~ Goalkeeper of Stokes FC
“Pass! ”
~ Most of the squad and supporters whenever 'Mincer' gets the ball

The K Z Bee's are a Thursday La Liga team at the Goals football centre in Dudley. They were formed after the infamous 'A' vs 'B' game in the Summer of 2009, where they lost heavily (some confusion over the scores, but it was believed to be 28-2) and decided that the best way to get better would be to form a team. The 'Bee's' currently play in Division C of the Thursday La Liga league at goals, after their relegation in their inaugural season.

Media:http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=10110112&l=29ac1ccb5b&id=223408712

Current Squad

Adam 'Grey Fox' Robinson (player/manager)

John 'Fatboy' Mills (Goalkeeper)

James 'The Sex' Wilcox (Defender)

Andrew 'Cool' Simpson (Defender)

Paul '&' 'Bumble' Marshall (Defender)

Daniel 'Pantaloons' Murray (Defender)

Matthew 'Moist' Moxon (Midfielder)

Craig 'Hurricane' Hopcroft (Midfielder)

Simon 'Little Bitch' Bridgwater (Midfielder)

Phil 'The Guy from the NOC' Neal (Striker)

Glenn 'Meatface' Powell (Striker)

Scott 'Mincer' Banks (Striker)

First Season Woes

“ Its like Barcelona versus Millwall ”
~ Goals co-ordinator

The Bee's started life taking over from the prolific 'Unassigned 6' team in the Thursday La Liga Division B. They didn't manage to win a game, but all agreed that they were in a division too high for them. They finished the league rock bottom and were relegated to Division C.

Notable Moment's

'The Sex' scoring the first ever K Z Bee's competitive goal. 'Mincer' scoring the first ever hat-trick in K Z Bee history.

Second Season Syndrome

The Bee's started life in Division C with a victory over Railway FC by default. Unfortunately life in division C was not as easy as some had expected and struggled to keep with the pace of the league. There best result so far has been a tightly contested 7-7 draw with LFA, with Matthew Moxon scoring an injury time equaliser, sending the fans into raptures.

Notable Moment's so Far

'The Guy from the NOC' scoring an own goal past 'Fatboy', not dis-similar to Peter Enkleman / Olof Mellberg incident. 'Hurricane's' 3 minute hat-trick against LFA

With 5 games played the Bee's sit 3rd in the table with 4 points.

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