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Sint-Michielsgestel
“Oh shit, where the f*ck am i now?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Lost in Sint-Michielsgestel
“Great, now everybody knows about us”
~ Gestelaar on Gestel
In the south of the Netherlands lies the principality of Sint-Michielsgestel. It is a dominating town in the province of North-Brabant (which lies in the south of the Netherlands, no joke) and is the center of any object in the world with more then 69 sides, floating in the ocean in the southern hemisphere.
It is also has a major influence on all souls in hands of the catholicslave system in the region. Here lies there grandest church, The Sint-Micheal Matador.
Geography Part I
“It's obovious ain't it?”
~ Captain Obvious on Location
“I ain't sayin', "Ain't," 'cause "Ain't" ain't a word!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ain't
Sint-Michielsgestel lies south of Den Bosch. More information on this town is not needed
Geography Part II
“Ok, if you really want a geography lesson on Sint-Michielsgestel I'll give ya one”
~ Geographist from Sint-Michielsgestel on Geography of Sint-Michielsgestel
The true location of the Princapility of Sint-Michielsgestel is unknown. Everything that is known of it is pure theoritical and based on absolutly nothing and stomach contents, courtsy of Japan, so if anything in the following is not true, you are a lier and I dont want to talk to you.
The most accepted theory of the town is considerd to be the report that was pubished by a scientist, so it is very accurate and still theoretical.
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SPAM! :DLamelylame 02:29, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
