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Malcolm X

The current version of Malcolm X portrays him as a Pope (the pun being "Malcolm the Tenth"). The picture should be a photoshopped ancient-looking sketch of the real Malcom X in garb like, say, that of Pope Gregory X. If it's in color, that would be the greatest. — Lenoxus 19:31, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Is this what you’re looking for? Weri long wang 22:34, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


What are you lookin’ at cracker?

I think he's looking for something more like this. Yours makes me chuckle, though. But the head bothers me. It needs to be colorized, or the rest of the picture needs a nice sepia filter.Strong Rad (Holla!) 12:21, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Pope Malcolm X

What filter did you use to change his head to how it is in the picture? Weri long wang 14:33, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

First, I did a brightness/contrast adjustment to bring out just the base features needed for an etching like that. Then I used the cloning tool and the paintbrush to replace the dark areas with the appropriate shade and texture, and the same for the lighter areas. It wasn't easy, but it was a fairly quick process. =) Maybe I'll use this one as the American Chopper example image...Strong Rad (Holla!) 17:51, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Admin Banning Tools

I'd like a few more images of some of the banning tools mentioned in this article that haven't been made already(Flammable Banhammer and R/C Chainsaw are probably going to be the easiest). --~ Tophatsig 03:25, 16 March 2007 (UTC)


Heyo, I'm looking for a picture of Dr. van Helsing (preferably Peter Cushing, definitely not Hugh Jackman) in front of a blackboard, pointing at very simple pictographs showing how to deal with a vampire. Thanks--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:57, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Clean up

Stars-in-night-sky-over-London-England-tweaked-2-DHD copy


I’m totally stuck here. Can somebody clean this up and add: “Uncle Sam’s guide to American humor” above the TV set. Foreigner for guidance (the image page contains a link if you need to put the person in again) Weri long wang 23:16, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

American Idol

New american idol

Ignore my ridiculous last request. That article was hopeless anyway. What I really need is a gigantic statue, but Americanized. I imagine it would look something like a Tiki Head, but embroidered or shaped like Uncle Sam. Just see what you can do.Vladius Magnum 01:33, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Is this something like what you wanted? Strong Rad (Holla!) 14:08, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Scientists working on a sunny day

I need a picture to go with UnNews:Scientists baffled by missing energy source. I was thinking, maybe scientists on a sunny day, but there might be better ideas. --Sir Geo 02:59, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Can you be a bit clearer on that? Weri long wang 19:17, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
This is probably something that could be found using a Google search for "Scientist sun sweat hot" or something. I doubt it requires photoshopping. Strong Rad (Holla!) 12:34, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Famous Offspring

Boo Berry Sting

Offspring of Boo Berry and Sting.

I need a image of the potential offspring of Sting and the cereal mascot BooBerry. Thank you in advance.

A weird request if ever I saw one! Here's a crude attempt at it. I haven't got the "head mixing" technique quite right yet though.Weri long wang 01:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Mobile Cod

The sky is the limit! Do your worse! Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:59, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Half-finished wood statue of a girl


I need a wooden statue of a girl (like this one maybe) with half of the wood finished. Maybe a nice lacquer finish? Shiny and polished? Maybe a little stain? Whatevs. I think maybe a straight horizontal line like at the torso dividing the finished and unfinished areas would be lame though. Patches here and there would be cooler. Anyhow, the idea is that this little girl is at finishing school, being finished. And a nice shiny finish it shall be! (I'm not watchlisting this page, so drop me a note on my talk page if you find it in you to fulfill this request) --KATIE!! 01:50, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Here's what I came up with. It's not great, but I think it works. Maybe someone else can do better. Strong Rad (Holla!) 13:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Statue in the workshop.

It's hard to see, but the non-stone parts are supposed to be a wood pattern. Don't know about it, but it's my first upload here. Weri long wang 14:27, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

PoP Squad

I need something in the way of comic strips, like the original Spiderman ones. It should involve the Prince of Persia (or Iran) and/or Lenin, Justin Timberlake, and the Pope. I could also use closeups, kind of like the Eyebeams picture. Thanks, Vladius Magnum 02:49, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Irkens characters

the characters in the image below need to be colored. The pic is for a Zim-themed article I'm working on. As far as the characters' color, just look at this "guide" for reference. Note that none of the irkens except maybe the one called "Wex" should have purple eyes. (Just use the standard irken eye color) When colored please try to make the characters look like they are official Invader Zim artwork or like they were cropped from high resolution screenshots. Just leave the image on my talk page. (One more thing, please leave the background the way it is or make it transparent. Thanks)


The characters in question (click on the image to enlarge)

Thanks. User:Frinko/sig 05:17, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Let me know if I'm on the right track with this one. I did Chez, the little one. Here's what I have. Strong Rad (Holla!) 18:21, 8 March 2007 (UTC)




I have got no idea how to use the more advanced image editing software, so can somebody please clean up this crappy image. You can completely change the image if you wish, so long as the vital elements are there: lemmings moving from a poling booth to a Futurama suicide booth on the classic 16-bit version of lemmings.

This any better? I scaled it down to the native resolution to preserve the feel of the original game. Feel free to modify it even more (ie. changing the skills)


--WillMcC 00:51, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Request for UNnews: National Geographic Rediscovers Target Audience.

What the image ought to be doesn't matter. Just read the article and be inspired I guess, I just think a good picture would augment the news item, thanks. --Benny Goodman 05:44, 1 March 2007 (UTC)


Oh, yeah. Demographics have never been this steamy.

Here you go. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:03, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Image for as yet non existent article


Sean Connery doesh not take kindly to being badly shcaled.

Hey, I would really appreciate it if someone placed Sean Connery just to the left of Roger Moore, behind the chair. The images here link to full size images. I have not yet finished the article, but it will be here soon. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:34, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I'll do this if no one else is. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:01, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
OK, here's my attempt but it looks wrong for some reason. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:34, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I didn't think it would look right anyway, so I'll still use it. Thanks. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:43, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Pond Whales


A pond whale frolics in my backyard.

Currently, this is all we got. Could you make a higher quality version of it? --AAA! (AAAA) 02:11, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I think the rectangle adds to the humour of the article. But I'll see what I can do.... Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:47, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Done. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Great Time Travel War of 1871


Caesar crosses the Delaware.

I'm looking for either a picture of Caesar crossing the Delaware or that shot from Pulp fiction where the two guys are pointing guns at each other except with Dr. Who and the Master. Or anything else people think might go with the article. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:44, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

  • I've got your Caesar one here. I'll see what I can do about the Dr. Who one. R 14:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Thanks! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 22:19, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Meal Or No Meal?

I need an image of the Deal Or No Deal? logo, with the words "deal" replaced by "meal". --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:05, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Nevermind. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:22, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

The Porchesian Holocaust


Danny deletes Porchesia.

Nice little piece that needs some tender loving. Flag? Coat of Arms? Picture of the adminatii destroying the island? You decide! ~Jewriken.GIF 19:00, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Here ya go, Mordillo....I might come up with something else later on, too...heheh R 04:18, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm laughing my arse off...people at work think I've finally gone mad....~Jewriken.GIF 10:23, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, any chance for a flag? or coat of arms? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:41, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Here's something coat of arms-esque I made.. --


17:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Is the lower part supposed to be a nuclear mushroom? It's a bit unclear....~Jewriken.GIF 14:46, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

The Flag of Porchesia

Here's the flag, which features their national animal, the Unicorn, and the word "non-existent" in both Greek and Arabic. R 16:29, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Done! Thanks again! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:37, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Thomas Pain(e)

Thomas paine etch

Thomas Pain, Emo Blogger.

An image of American writer Thomas Paine as a "revolutionary blogger" would probably be interesting for its own sake, but it would work especially well for the current version of the article Thomas Paine (which redirects to Thomas Pain for reasons the article itself should make clear). Basically, it should be enough for us to see some fancy handwriting on a screen, but if the writing were his own words, that would be the grooviest. —Lenoxus 06:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

For the two blogs in Varg Vikernes, I saved someone's myspace page, edited the html, and screenshotted it. Looks better than any shop of a blog would. You should probably do this quite easily with some fancy font. (Unless you're really set on someone sitting in front of a computer typing it. Then, slightly harder.) --monika 07:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Here's my take. R 17:19, 22 February 2007 (UTC)


ANotM badge

Shut up, you've earned it.

I am creating a new award, and I need a fancy badge to be awarded to the winners. I want you to make something out of this and this. I would do it myself, but I do not have the experience necessary in order to make it look professional, so I want you to do it. Thanks in advance. --General Insineratehymn 01:05, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm not a professional, but here's an image. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:34, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Ok, works for me. --General Insineratehymn 08:35, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Here's my kick at the bucket. I disliked your source for the microphone, so I found my own. I also added texture to the microphone. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:46, 18 February 2007 (UTC)


Can somebody add Darwin’s face to this crusader for the joke about the Darwinian/Lamarckian crusades? Weri long wang 12:24, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

This is my best attempt. --General Insineratehymn 05:27, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Nice one on that. Here's another request for the same article: Can you change the two cases of "Jesus" into "Atheism". Try to leave the font, colours intact etc, so it really looks like an Atheist version of a Bible-Bashing street preacher. Weri long wang 18:50, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Preacher girl

Bible thumper.

Athiest girl

Bible basher.

Here ya go! R 13:37, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks again. Weri long wang 12:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Cats-don[1](in Japanese)

The title is "cats-don" and its a play on the Japanese dish "katsu-don" (pork cutlet on a bowl of rice, see pic). I want someone to take this image:

003 katudon

and make like, a cat's head and tail (or perhaps hind legs too) hanging out of both sides of the bowl. Something like this one below:


Should be fairly easy, right? Thanks. --So So 16:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

One of those shaven ("naked") cats would be ideal, but a furry one would do. --So So 16:09, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Cat's done. R 19:06, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh my god, awesome! Thanks!! --So So 00:10, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Convert to judaism (in Spanish)

I need a tape-recorder dressed up as a orthodox jew's head. Thanks.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 08:12, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Michael Jackson

For an article on color change in clothing and humans I am very much interested in an animated gif where a black Michael Jackson (Jackson 5 era) morphes into the current white Michael Jackson.

you humble servant,

Waterdrager 18:41, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Old People and Computers

I'm looking for two pictures. Firstly, a picture of an old (older is better) person attempting (failing?) to use a computer. Secondly, I'd like a picture of a computer using an old person (use your imagination... a computer with a face riding him, maybe?).

Any help is appreciated. Thanks. Baribeau 01:56, 8 February 2007 (UTC)


Old Man photoshopping himself

You're just in luck with the recent photoshop contest they had over at YTMND. This one isn't mine but it works. --~ Tophatsig 03:21, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
That's awesome, thanks a ton. Still looking for a computer using an old man, if that's possible. Baribeau 00:22, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
Somewhat actually did that but I don't know where it is. Search on [YTMND] and you may just stumble upon it. --~ Tophatsig 01:06, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Shopping Cart racing


I'm sure someone can Photochop or even take a good picture for this article. I borrowed the Horse Racing article from Wikipedia, butchered it up a bit, and would like to see if anyone else can contribute to this. --WillMcC 23:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

I hope this fits your concept! R 17:06, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Fits perfectly. Thanks! --WillMcC 19:37, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Jihad My Ride


Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad will Jihad Your Ride!

Um, I need a picture of either Osama, Mao or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a bling-bling suit. You know, like all the rappers and hip-hoppers wear. For the rest of the picture, just use your imagination. Thanks very much - It's gneomI 09:42, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Here goes somethin'. Yeah, Bjiatch! R 15:26, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

That is freakinunbelieveable!!! Thanks very much! It's gneomI 22:46, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

One Out of Ten Doctors


One out of Ten Doctors agree: You are an insignificant insect.

Not Pink Elephants

One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are not pink elephants in this picture.

I'm requesting some kind of tv ad featuring the line "Approved by One Out of Ten Doctors" or some variant somewhere on it, plus some other funny lines. If you have an idea for something else, go ahead; I'll take as many images as possible. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:35, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Here's one...it's kinda small. ZB's working on another. R 20:46, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
It's like Rad can read my mind or something... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:50, 10 February 2007 (UTC)


German road sign WW

You damn no-spelling nazis!

The Germany article has a funny picture. I know, what a revelation. But yeah, "Causing" was spelled "Casuing," which I'm pretty sure isn't a word, and I've lost a great deal of sleep over this. I tried changing it in MSPaint (my weapon of choice) but I'm afraid the results wern't quite perfect, so I'm asking to see if any of you potatochoppers are up for the "challenge." --Anyone 18:01, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

German road sign WW v2

Oh MSPaint, how you fail me so.

F|XX0RZ3D R 20:47, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

German road sign Improved

The real thing!

Further improvement with real road font ;) - Enzo Aquarius 23:54, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
You accidentally duplicated the word "since." Pentium5dot1 03:20, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

The Justice League

I need some pictures of the members of the Justice League with the heads of politicians and somethings to reflect the people they are. Preferrably I'd like a picture of Daring Dubya(George Bush + Superman + D on chest), Lad Osamor(Osama Bin Laden + Lex Luthor), and a cover of the comic with the League's members on it. If you can't make any of the heroes of villains I requested then could you make any of the other members of the league or axis of evil(both in the article)? Thank you. --~ Tophatsig 17:48, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Never mind. I'll do it myself.--~ Tophatsig 23:21, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


I am new here and i want a pic of iPants, liek iPod style with a red background and the ipod circle control-y-thingy on the beltbuckle. pls

me a .png of the fonts in both cases lower and upper, pls

thanks ~Mr. Tilde~ 03:15, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

I'll take it if no one else has. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:10, 24 February 2007 (UTC) Never mind, I ran into trouble. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:30, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Segregation fountain


Could you change “white” to “Christian” and “Colored” to “Atheist”. Leave all the letters in upper case as in the sign.

Weri long wang 22:42, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Here you go. I tried to get the letters I added to look like the other letter (all falling apart and such) but it didn't work out right. I hope this satifies you. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:34, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Nice one, although atheist is misspelled. Weri long wang 18:21, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm sure you can incorperate that into the joke...or I could fix it...at some point. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:23, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
I fixed it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:00, 10 February 2007 (UTC)


I want you to make something that reflects the flamewar going on in this talk page. I'd like for something in the style of this image. For the main fight, you could put something along the lines of "DiZ vs Insineratehymn". --General Insineratehymn 22:38, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Nicole Ritchie

A good challenge: A skeleton with Nicole Ritchie photoshopped on it. Make it good, damn you. --SunRainbowMoth 21:15, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

How is this? --ynnaD 14:21, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

A de-photoshop challenge


I am thinking about doing an article on internet dating, and need someone's skills to DE-photoshop this pic... What I mean is create the "real" person behind this pic... Maybe add glasses, buck teeth, reduce the muscles, whatever tickles your fancy. I will leave it up to your creative genius... my only request is that you can see that the two images are related --Zeeboy 14:09, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

  • There you go. I think that smudging his face, the beanie hat, and the Frankie tattoo make him ugly enough. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:09, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Thanks for this it is excellent -- the introduction of colour on his skin is amazing... is it at all possible to make it a less attractive colour, maybe a blotchy pink? --Zeeboy 12:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner

Please bid a warm welcome to the sister corner. Can someone contribute a picture/logo for it? Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:31, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Why? Rad's Corner doesn't have a logo... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:49, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Do we really need a reason for everything? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests

Late as always, this is going to be completed at the last minute as an entry for the PLS. Any cardiac stress tests from hell related ideas will be more than welcomed. Since this is still in my mental oven, I can alter the course of events according to some good pics. Any help will be appreciated. Thanks! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:58, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment: a few ideas I have: The embalm of the institute, a "failed the test form/stamp", a picture of Doctor E. Thanks again! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:59, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Von Stauberg's pamphlet for recruitment of guinea pigs was never very successful.

It's not exactly what you wanted, so tell me what you think. --~ Tophatsig 00:56, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Alright, First of all, many thanks for the pic. It looks good! Could you possibly make some other images as well? a "Failed" stamp on an official institute form, perhaps some door signs (i.e. - station one")? Thanks again. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:23, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

My first thought of image to make for that was of a patient in cardiac arrest with a doctor using live wires instead of defibrillator paddles. I can make it tomorrow when I have some free time, if you want. Or, if someone else wants to do it, that's fine by me. --ynnaD 21:48, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
My First try. It's a death certificate. I'll see what I can do about the door. If there's anything wrong with it please say so. --~ Tophatsig 23:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Here is the doorway. --~ Tophatsig 00:00, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Great! Thanks a lot....And I'd love your pic as well, ynnaD. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:44, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

I found this image while searching for sources, and thought it was pretty fitting. Apart from a little recolouring and darkening I dont claim any credit.--ynnaD 13:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

What the fuck?

I need something for my article about "What the fuck?" Something where a person is looking surprised, or just a picture of something weird and/or messed-up. Basically, I need an image that makes you say "What the fuck?" when you look at it. Captain Carcass 03:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't know what I am doing. Don't take it if it's not WTF?. It's gneomI 03:42, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Happy family.

I was thinking more of doing something along the lines of a shock image, maybe a person with a carnivorous plant instead of a face or some such. Then again, shock images belong in ED, so I have no other ideas. --ynnaD 11:57, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Regenerating meatloaf

I've made a very strange article on the above, and I need a very strange picture to go with it. Preferrably animated, as in a few stills of meatloaf in various stages in consumption, and then displayed in reverse order to make it look like it's growing back. Also, I'd like a picture with the meatloaf cut in half and a black ball sticking out of one section, like an avocado nut. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 02:16, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Bass guitar

I'm looking for a picture of the Bass Guitar Mk 1. Better known as candy on a railroad tie, attached to a car battery. Should look very nonmenacing. Thanks --Benny Goodman 07:24, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

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