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ASSHOLE!

A rather dumb pun, but trust me, the article will be great. A need a large hole in the ground, more along the lines of a crater, that is filled with donkeys. I don't mind if they're all the same donkey, or whatever else, nothing fancy. Thanks. -RAHB 07:12, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Total cardiac eclipse

I wrote this article total cardiac eclipse and I really like it but I think it needs some images. I wanted some images from the totally crazy Total Eclipse of the Heart music video, especially of the freaky zombie choir boys, but I don't know how to get them and google image search isn't helping. Here's where you come in, hopefully? I also can't seem to get a picture of a good Mortal Kombat fatality in which the heart is removed.


Green House

I need a pic sort of like this, but the White House needs to be green--Sir Manforman CUN 00:25, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

hors d'oveure?

Whitehouse copy

The green house during the treehuggers conference.

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Template:Ssammich

A request from User:Moped to convert this image into a template. MadMax 08:56, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Ssammich Template11

Green Queen

Green pawn

I am busy with an idea around a green queen and I wonder if anyone could photoshop this image to have the queen green and the pawn white? Thanks a million. --Zeeboy 15:01, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

(A repost, because on the previous posting, the picture didn't seem to make it)

The pawn is a little crappy, but here it is. remember to keep it small so the crappy pawn doesnt stick out like a sore thumb. :D

Green queenz copy

green queen!!

Thanks a million, BUT... you did the king and not the queen ;-) --Zeeboy 09:50, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

I believe an "owned" is in order. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 13:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Barack Obama's wife is getting a cleaning job for the Clinton family

This one is pretty simple. All I need is a picture of Michelle Obama with a mop cleaning the floors.--Sir Manforman CUN 16:13, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Orange Person

A picture of a completely orange (clothes, hair, face, everything) Steward/ess for British Airways UndergroundlogoUnderground

is this what you wanted?

Lee copy

tommy lee of motley crue

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Random Request

I request a killer froggy. Not just a poison dart frog, but like some sort of serial killer frog. A dark, Lovecraft-ian frog. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:19, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

User:Jocke Pirat/Atari

This is an assignment which will be so easy you can use MS-Paint on it. I would like you to edit various Atari 2600 screenshots, and make them seem more crappy. For example, replacing sprites with squares and making things appear flickery. If you are interested in doing this, drop a note on my talk page and I'll supply you with a few screenshots you can modify, provided that you don't have any Atari 2600 screenshots anyways. Thank you. ~ Tophatsig 20/08/2007 @ 22:04



Lord Voldemort's Request

Could someone please (neatly) photoshop this picure:
  • Dumbledore's office, with Dumbledore in it
  • Christian Coulson as Tom Riddle talking to him
  • Have Coulson's face be somewhat paler, his hairline pushed further back, his eyes have blue flecks in the irises, and his nose is more squashed and snakeline
  • Coulson is dressed in a concealing black robe.
  • Above all, must be NEAT!
Thank you. The Humbled Master 20:28, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Charles Ives

Can someone make this picture of Charles Ives so that he has gigantic ears? Like, really freaking huge. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 16:59, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Charles Ives large ear
Charles-ives-1-sized
'ere it is. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 06:59, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot! -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:32, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Nanna Tubes

I haven't quite finished this article, but if someone could photoshop a picture of a grandmother whizzing along a nanotube I would be very grateful. Bonus points for relaxed expression on the nanna. Jnnnnn 14:20, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Get out of Jail

I'd like a picture of a man in a prison uniform flushing himself down a toilet and a picture of a prisoner vomiting over the guards. --Sir Manforman CUN 14:16, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Hot Wire a Uterus

Ok, let's try this again... I need a picture of jumper cables attacked to a car battery and a book labeled "The Crackpot Surgeon's Association's Approved Guide to Hot-wiring a Uterus," preferably made to look like a For Dummies or Complete Idiot's Guide book. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 23:31, August 7, 2007

Cherry Coke

Cherrycoke

A name play. I would like cocaine that looks like it is cherry flavored basically. It should have a reddish/pinkish tint that looks realistic. Also, a bottle of the stuff, with the cherry coke label, if possible. And anything else you think may have relevance. Thanks. -RAHB 00:55, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Hooray! =) -RAHB 03:29, 7 August 2007 (UTC)


UnNews:Alberto Gonzales claims he doesn't recall saying "I may have created confusion"

I'd like a picture of Alberto Gonzales in front of the US Senate, and I'd also like his head to be the same as this head. Thanks--Sir Manforman CUN 12:31, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Monocle

Id like this Jack Sparrow to be wearing a monocle, ty very much. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 21:04, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

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Okay, I'm working on this one. Do you want me to make him be puttin on the full ritz while I'm at it? --~ Tophatsig 22:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Jack Sparrow with one Monocle
This image is with him not putting on the ritz. --~ Tophatsig 22:53, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Suburban Dead

Need this image modified to say Suburban Dead. Thanks. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:16, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Suburban Dead

This ok? --Sir John Falstaff 03:00, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Suburban Dead 2

Here's another version, tweaked a little bit from the first.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:48 Aug 17, 2007

Suburban Dead

Sorry, but that S was annoying me, so here's my attempt. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 00:40, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905

I am needing, from you fine potatochopping gentlemen, a few images which will go well with this article. Preferably, they ought to look like they came from 1905, or at least be in black-and-white. A picture of a bacon and cheese sandwich, of a giant loaf of bread, an equally giant block of cheese, and something to do with bacon or pigs. Or whatever you think will increase the humor of the article. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:55, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Giant bread farm

don't ask how they managed to slice it...



Giant sourdough bread. -RAHB 03:27, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Excellent, any other takers? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 01:31, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
I may tackle that cheese block in a few minutes here. -RAHB 04:19, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Template:Anti Chuck Norris

Chuck-free

This is a Chuck Free Zone.

For the upcoming template "This is a Chuck Norris-free zone": I need a picture of Chuck Norris (one in which he is clearly identifiable) with a red circle-with-a-slash-through-it thingie (like you see on no-smoking signs) on him. Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 02:51, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

There you go. Taterman (Holla!) 20:33, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! Radioactive afikomen 23:27, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

I've added a link to my template. I couldn't have made it without you. Radioactive afikomen 00:25, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Jocke Pirat/Famine Stamp

I would like a picture of a rice-a-roni box edited to be one of the flavors of the article, with "Famine Stamps" instead of Rice-A-Roni. A seal with Kim Jong-Il's face would be preferrable on the box as well. --~ Tophatsig 02:44, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Let It Be

The First Pic of the album is fine, but I'm going to need 2 pictures to replace the not-so-good pictures.--Sir Manforman CUN 18:49, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Paul is a studio cat
How's this for the second one? -RAHB 05:30, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Avoid catching West Nile Virus

A mosquito foaming at the mouth would be ideal, but anything relevant to the article would be welcome. Lemme know in my talk page if you have something for the article, or just go ahead and add it to the article if you want. Thank'ee --THE 13:59, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I have a request

I'd like an image of the cast of The Chaser's War on Everything doing something funny. I have lots of ideas but none of them are any good... also, could I get a picture of Calvin peeing on Hobbes? If not, what do you have him peeing on? --Andy the Idiot 04:17, 15 August 2007 (UTC) Sorry. The Simpsons freak


Revamping a pic

Can you help me on this pic so it really look like May really in a straitjacket? Original pic can be found here.--Dark Paladin X 06:16, 19 August 2007 (UTC) May under a straitjacket

THE LANGOLIERS!!

I'm working on the langolier article, manforman had suggested more images, so I will need permission (or being told, yes) for this pic:
<img src="langoliers03.jpg">
HONK HONK! --Roby 23:50, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

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