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Need an image of two pillows in a menacing knife fight with each other, preferably with a ring of other pillows in the background. Variation in appearance is welcome, though not needed. Many thanks! =D --02:53, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
I want an evil Mickey.--Dr. Dolittle 19:38, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Well I found these three. Hope one of them works for you.
Actually... I intended it to be more authoritive, but without sharp teeth or such (in the context of the article).--Dr. Dolittle 12:29, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
I've already made the image for my new article mocking anti-secularists, but I want a funny comment to be put to the left of the crying child (an appropriate metaphor a believe). Any suggestions? --Weri long wang 21:34, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
- Possibility: "Why do you hate God so?"--
11:38, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Some more I thought of: "Even children know politicians need some Good, Christian morals.", "Why did God make a world perfect except for all the atheists in it?" (of course atheists stand in for non-Christians, but that's standard fare for this group), "Let us pray in schools or this little girl starts crying.", the one that's there now isn't bad as part of the image, but the caption should read "Why is Baby Jesus wearing a dress?"-- 11:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
I've had an idea for an upcoming UnNews page, and need a picture of Lisa Simpson consuming human flesh. It should probably be cartoon human flesh, in the style of "The Simpsons." And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.04:10, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
From man to demon
For an article i am about to make i need a pic of a sweat shop with a wikipedia logo banner in the backround, also with jimmy wales face on an overseer if possible wipping a nerd. even though i practice and sometimes help people with their pics this is one i am not good enough for help please?
I fixed this neglected article up a bit and now it needs an image. As litterpicking in this case is a sport, a dramatic fencing/lightsabre/whatever image with litterpicks instead should do. Thanks. -- 17:50, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
I need a really good image for this article. There is no images. A possibility of an image could be the dog pooping on the papers or the kids running away from the room when the Dog Farts. You might have a better idea of an image once you read the article. Let me know on my talk page and I'll tell you which image I like the most (If it fits with the article). I need an image as soon as possible as the article is not doing so well...--Sir Manforman 13:25, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- Com'on, I've been waiting for a picture for a fucking 11 days, help this dangered article, NOW!--Sir Manforman 18:47, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
This is a PLS article in progress, if anyone cares to help I have quite a few ideas for pics....let's say: the Egyptians being punished by god, the ears of Hamman, Romans enroute to devastate Jerusalem...etc...more details in the article. Any takers? Thanks.10:43, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Citizenship on the Internet
This is for an article I'm currently in the process of writing. So I've noticed all the Photoshopped badges that people have on award templates, such as Image:Craproll.jpg for UGotM. What I would like is for someone to put Image:Globalinternet.jpg into Image:CitizenshipCommunity.JPG, replacing the contents of the badge with the Internet icon. It would be best if it looked "threaded", like the other badges do. Thanks! -- 03:51, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
- Like this?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:39, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Was hoping to get a guitar potatochopped into this image for him to "shred". Thanks in advance --WesternLotus 11:40, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Its al little crappy, ok, alot crappy. But here it is. Btw what article was that for anyway(please post a reply on my talk page.
I need just one image for this article to make it complete:
- A picture of a rabid panda.
--Eiyuu Kou 17:27, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
I need three images for this article:
- A picture of half a train on half a track.
- ' Got it! Underground'
- A photoshopped picture of the logo on the side of the Wikipedia:Hudson Bergen Light Rail to make it say LITE rail and look like a health food ad
- A picture of a Green Line train in Boston in a bed of greens.
I request a .gif of this sausage twirling around in a circle loop. Thank you and good day. -- 22:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
- Howzzis? -- 17:36, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
I noticed one day that the meatballs in the Flying Spaghetti Monster kind of look like testicles. The result of these thoughts is the The Flying Testicle Monster article , but it desperately needs a picture—one that clearly depicts the "meatballs" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as testicles. If you can manage, I would like the noodles to be replaced by the various tubes surrounding that part of the male anatomy (i.e. the urethra, the vas deferens, etc.). (The specific image I have in mind is a parody of the famous "Touched by His Noodly Appendage" picture. Let's call it "Touched by His Holy Testicles".) A credible attempt at this would probably require looking at an anatomy website. This isn't asking too much, it it?
---Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 03:55, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
I need a pic of the Hansen guy (from the other pic on the page, although you should use another one from google). Specifically something from the end of the article, like the hijacking part and/or the aftermath. Much obliged.22:42, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
I could really use a couple pics for this page, namely a book that looks bible-esque but with a dixie cup-thing on it. Feel free to give me more, if you can think of them.14:50, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
- Please give me a cookie or else... --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 15:21, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!22:16, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Basically I need this banner to read 'The Grim Repairman' in EVIL letters. If you got any other good ideas let me know I'd love some more Photoshoped images for this page. Thanks in advance--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E throw a snowball 12:04, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
How's this?14:36, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
I would like to have Hagrid (from Harry Potter) put into a strip or two of Hagar the Horrible, the comic about the viking. The idea is that Hagrid is the main character, rather than Hagar. Combining them works, as well. Thanks. --00:43, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
- Also, could someone edit this image and add in a Viking helmet? --
03:18, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
- Working painstakingly (cough) on the viking helmet pic -- 08:38, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
- I need this picture to say "Another Castle®" (note the ®) rather then "White Castle." I also need the "What You Crave" to be replaced by "The Princess is In," with a TM symbol if possible.--[citations needed] 21:55, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
I started the logo in the image but I still need someone to clean the left side up, ad an ® and post it on the box.
--Citation-Seer 03:38, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks. I really needed that. I might come back for more later on if the article ever expands. --* 22:30, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Lawrence the Cable GentI was hoping someone could do some gussying up of this image which I very sadly had to use MS Paint on. If Larry the Cable Guy's face could be pasted onto charlie chaplin thatd be even better too.
thanks!16:10, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
- There you go, noob, ur guna growe up and be a bieg boi liek me. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:37, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
- Hooray! 18:50, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
Alfred kahn Update
I want an image of alfred kahn a humorous 1 and so you know hes the ceo and chairman of the infamous 4kidsRichardson j 00:42, 11 June 2007 (UTC) entertainment
- A weeks passed and nobody wants to help .
I might as well eat worms Richardson j 12:16, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
I made a new version without seeing yours. I'm using yours, though.
The Muffin ManI would like this picture modified so that the bell in his hand is a sharp object of some sort, whether a knife or a machete. If it isn't too much trouble I'd like it to match the drawing's style as much as possible, though it certainly doesn't have to be perfect. Thanks. --~ 21:17, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
- <real crappy The Cheat Strong Bad voice OMGWTFBBQ>How abooout thiis. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN
Final Halo Fallout XIII
I need an image that combines the box art of Halo, Fallout and any Final Fantasy XIII (or Final Fantasy Versus XIII) screenshots. So Master Chief, the people from Fallout, any Final Fantasy XIII characters and the emo from the Versus XIII trailer plz. I currently have no account, but I'd very much appreciate it if you could put the picture Final Halo Fallout XIII. Thanks in advance.
Old Piece of Crap Ford Truck
May I request an image of an old crappy Ford truck(possibly on fire)? Also, if you can think up any other pictures for Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time, I'd be extremely grateful. --Dexter111344 22:26, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
I request a finer version of this image to be uploaded, as the state it's in right now just doesn't give justice to its greatness. For a little background modeling, check out here -- 19:30, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
- Did I mention I'll be nomming the remade version for VFP? -- 21:57, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
1) a picture of Lincoln as a presidental zombie... and 2) Abe standing on a flaming horse, standing on a pile of bodys... as a poloriad with the words "950,678 dead, FuC|<1nG pWn3d!! -love Abe" written on it...
ps the 2nd one is super hard... just as a challenge
If you wouldn't mind, could you perhaps take the Korean DMZ and add some random Starcraft units or something into it? Any other random ideas are also appreciated. Railcgun 23:53, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
The formatting of this subpage of my Sweatshop article could do with some help. Anything to make it look like a real online shopping form would be most appreciated. Also, could someone photoshop a "Powered by Paypal" type logo so that it instead says "Powered by Paybuddy". Thanks. --18:25, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Everyone has appeared to have forgotten, so I'll post this request from a while back. I was wondering if you could make something along the lines of a movie poster that shows a chalk outline of God's body on the ground. On the same poster, I want you to implement these images in the foreground. -- 01:00, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Myself and some others are writing/rewriting this bad boy. What I need is a picture of Seung-Hui Cho's name on one of those Hollywood Walk of Fame stars as soon as possible. Kudos! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- ( Request #2 ) Better yet, merge three of the faces on
- with three of the bodies on
- 00:35, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
Potatochopping britanna transexual
I need a image of a british general dressed as a women.
I would like a schematic/cross-section/blueprint of a really, really big cannon/gun/firearm of some sort. Something that looks technical. And big. I'm currently using this image, which just shows a big gun, not the innards of said gun. So I'd like a schematic. Did I mention that bigger is better? Many thanks. -- 21:00, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
- Quick note: I found an image on Wikipedia you might be able to edit. For now I'll just stick it in the article. -- 21:19, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
I would like an image which would be a self-portrait of myself with the words "Froggy Goes A-Killin'" imposed on them. For myself, a Keroppi gunning down some running folk would suffice, or anything of that nature. --17:51, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Just an idea that came up on IRC. Here's the log:
<Hrodulf> I've had this great idea for awhile about a photoshop but don't know how to bring it off.
<Ljlego> and what is that?
<Hrodulf> It's a twist on "same actor different movie"
<Ljlego> bring it to radicalX's corner
<Ljlego> good thing Bradasleep is asleep
<Hrodulf> The idea is to show a scene from the matrix, but photoshop in Keanu Reeves from Bill & Ted, Laurence Fishburne from Pee-Wee's Playhouse, and Hugo Weaving from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
There it is. You can do it if you want. I have no idea how to do such a picture. --Hrodulf 04:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
I would like an image of the anatomy of a tumbleweed. The parts it needs to have are the tumblers, which the tumbleweed uses to tumble. It needs to have other parts besides these, but I'm not specifically requesting any. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:42, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
Think needs self-promotion
Preferably the same dimensions as the old one, just not as shit-looking (could be blue to match the other Thinker image, but not necessary). Should probably say something like THINKER, or THE THINKER, or EL THINKARINO, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. :) --THINKER 22:58, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
- Geez, how much does it take to find a site called CoolText.com? I wanted blue but this is what they came up with. Oy YÄI! --Private Gert5 UGotM11:21, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Bobby Prince Stealing CDs
I'd like an image to complement my recent article on the band Heaven and Hell, specifically the 'Doom Controversy' section. What I request is this image :
With (A) compact discs (shiny records) replacing the cakes (pies?), (B) the word 'songs' replacing the two instances of 'cakes' in the textiness (and 'Bobby Prince' for 'Lex Luthor', and (C) Bobby Prince's smug little face over Luthor's, as in
C doesn't have to be so perfect: actually, the 'faker' and more 'taped on' Bobby Prince's head looks, the better!
Oh, I guess you'll have to take the URL and manually paste it in... www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/graveyard/801/pics/Bobby_Prince.jpg PolarisSLBM 16:26, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
And the left hobo in this image:
Basically, the hobo should be crouched behind Harry - I couldn't find any better pictures on the interwebs, as image searches are blocked by my college. The Harry pic should be made greyscale to go with the hobo, and obviously the hobo should fit in with the background with a shadow, etc. Thanks in advance to whoever does this. (And if nobody does this, I'll peck everyone.) -. 08:44, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Gave it a quick go...
i'll be around for most of the day so if you want it tweaked etc. just say - cougzie
I need an image for my article Zombies Anonymous. I was thinking something like a group of people sitting around on chairs (like an alcoholics anonymous meeting) and their faces photodrawn or photoshopped into zombies. My resources are limited since I'm working under websense (Satan inc.) and most images are blocked. Thank you.
I want you to add some bling to this:
It's going to be for an article on Hammurabi that is currently in the works by me. --23:09, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
I finally put my rewrite of the above out there, and it was nominated in no time. It's doing reasonably well on VFH as of this writing, but on Pee Review it was mentioned that another picture would do the article some good. I couldn't think of what to add for a while, but I realized that a picture of anime salt cosplay (if that sounds weird, read the article) would be just great. Y'know, like... a guy, at a convention, dressed like a saltshaker. I know it's weird, but it'll make a little more sense in context. --Wehpudicontok-- 22:25, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
User:Shandon...Lego JFK Assassination
Try this on for size. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 16:20, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
<Shandon> slif3rjam : http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Electrified_mocha_chinchilla/Sandbox
<Shandon> have a read and I'm sure you'll see what we need, quick
<Shandon> although we're still puttering with the article & it won't be ready for weeks probably
<slif3rjam> I might be able to helps
<Shandon> you do that and you'll get a vfp
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 16:25, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Hello, I am no whiz at images. I don't have any photosho, or MSpaint, or anything. I'm starting the article above, and I have searced many websites for a picture of Bella Goth to use. Bella Goth is a simulated human being in the Sims games, and is always wearing a red dress and her hair long. If you can find an image, it probablly won't need photoshopping, but i'll take mostly anything. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines
Hi, you may have heard of Derren Brown, or not. He's this psychological mind magic guy who's best known here in Britain. Basically, there is one sub section which contains embedded commands to buy his book. I was wondering if you could photoshop it to include message(s) like "Buy It Now", or whatever. I'm not that bothered about the particulars, only that it ties in with the section. I really think this would help the article. Thanks! 23:31, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, we're still waiting for any takers here. Perhaps someone could make a pic of a lobster reading a philosophy book? Anything though would be welcome. Let us know if you've got something we could use. --THE 13:59, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
I'm sure this old article of mine could be feature worthy if it was worked on more. So I've decided to ask here for image help. I don't really care what type of image you make, just try to make it funny and I'll let you chuck it straight on the article without asking me. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:48, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- I'll just slap these right on there, like you said I should in your request. -- 00:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
I request an image for my article on "Pogo Snakes". I'm looking for a rattlesnake that had been coiled up and is now in the air "springing thru the desert". Possibly bouncing down a dirt road, thru the middle of desertscape past some cacti, next to a Wells Fargo stagecoach, etc. Thanks. Smuggler#3. May 14th, 2007 @ 0100 hrs.
- Dirt road? Well, there was a road, but I cropped it out. -- 23:41, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
I request an image on behalf of ۞ for this article. Perhaps something like a topographical map, in the shape of a "whale-tail"? -- 21:32, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
That would be nice or maybe just a lovely picture of a nice woman's arse or both. Both is good. ۞ 21:20, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Or if you liked you could draw up a temple along similar lines to this for the Goa Tse:
۞ 11:14, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
That's a thermal imaging map of the main Thong Dynasty site. ۞ 13:14, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
I was wondering if you could make something along the lines of a movie poster that shows a chalk outline of God's body on the ground. On the same poster, I want you to implement these images in the foreground. -- 03:47, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Could you also put said figures' heads on the bodies of Holmes and Watson? The Humbled Master 23:49, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
I honestly don't know what would be a good picture for this article, but I bet someone out there does. Please help!!16:17, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Baby-snatching(yes, again, aren't I full of ideas?)
should be pretty easy, can someone edit this pic so it says invasion of the Baby snatchers instead?
Ooops, sorry for the, um, size.....
Had to get this one down to size - pretty crappy job - the original file is at http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/invasionsept06.jpg if anyone else fancies having a go... How about retaining the figures, text etc but replacing the hand print with the sort of child's handprint that adorns fridges across the known universe? You might like to think about replacing some of the text on the poster too... although please don't replace "Walter Wanger" - that name really deserves more attention --Asahatter (annoy) 21:40, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- I like the image, and your ideas seem good. If you're wondering, I'm gonna put it with the caption "anti-snatch propaganda," or something like that. An idea that might work is to put some kind of baby crawling away in the same direction that the people are running. Be kinda tough to get the lighting and stuff right, though.
I'd like to have something depecting soup and salad fighting each other. The wierder the weapon the better. ty Spatz 03:23, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- Here you go. 10:06, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Could someone please add this image to the article on Matrixism with a caption something like "The duel wielding prophetess of Matrixism looking hot in black latex" 18.104.22.168 18:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Apparently they could. ۞ 21:32, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok, see if you can do this one.
I need a picture of a Helicopter with crosses as propellers. It should be a picture of a helicopter with crosses, and maybe some blood leaking out the side door. Thanks. Spatz [Speak.]. 01:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Also, for 16 bonus points, make it look jesus and all holy like, perhaps with a picture of an approving jesus in the background.
Some cool images
Could someone get me a picture of a cheese with a sign saying "Obey" sticking in it?
Also, I need this picture except with Banjo and Kazooie hopped up on weed, and I also need a screenshot showing the original Roller Coaster Tycoon program on the Add/Remove Programs menu of Windows. (It's abbreviated Roll, for unknown reasons; check my profile for a hint as to why I want that last one.) --Banjo2e 12:52, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Uh...for some reason the image doesn't display in my browser. So if it doesn't display in yours, just go to the URL it's at. Like dur. --Banjo2e 12:55, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
This should be pretty easy - can someone take a picture of a pair of fuzzy dice for Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light? Preferably with number 7 showing; I have a caption in mind. Sir Roger 05:33, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
I made these images to represent the London 2012 Olympics animation that is in the news. I don't have any animation tools.
Could anyone make the before image wobble shakily and then fall down and turn in to the after image or something like that? The after image is supposed to be a turd. To my eye it has to be brown. It is difficult to do an abstract turd without using brown!
In case you didn't know the promoptional video that cost £400 000.00 gives some epileptics seizures!
Read this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6728309.stm.
Thanks in advance (and later) for any help. ۞ 21:29, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
I want an image of Alfred kahn ceo and chairman of 4kids entertainment please .Richardson j 00:00, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
As you can see from the premise of this article, I need some kind of old-Greek-art-style picture of John Entwistle, so it looks like an old artifact archeologists dug up. It should look cracked and have a bass guitar somewhere. Thanks, Sacredpigeon.