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edit Public Relations:The Line
So I've just finished what started out as a parody but has now become more like...an adaptation of this really provocative shooter Spec Ops:The Line. Like my Westeros script, I'll need the image to be modified so as to suit the setting of my novel, while at the same time conveying the intended message of the original cover. In short, just potatochop this, PLZ. --Lord Scofield Stark 22:17, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
edit Uncyclopedia's Facebook cover photo
I need a cover photo for Uncyclopedia's Facebook Page. It needs to capture the very essence of Uncyclopedia in only 851 pixels wide by 315 pixels tall and no more than 100 kilobytes. PNG or JPG format only please. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:06 Dec 13 2012
edit Gangnam Style
edit Once upon a Game of Thrones
I've uploaded this pic for my UnScripts:Once Upon a time, in Westeros just to give readers an idea of what I'm parodying. Any modification which results in the "in Westeros" addition and a more Game of Thrones-esque feel would be appreciated. --Lord Scofield Stark 14:27, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
- Will this work? -- 23:57, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
edit Boozer Royal
- I wanted the beer to be more obvious, but I love those hidden bottles. You are quick, man, thanks!-- Sir Sinner blah blah 00:05, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
Wanted: Picture of a diver entering a sunken car, and a car or SUV driving along the bottom of a lake underwater, complete with mud and weeds. -- 20:07, October 3, 2012 (UTC) try searching 'spy who loved esprit' in google images... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
- I actually want the tires of the car to show, too, along with obstacles in the water. -- 19:36, October 5, 2013 (UTC)
edit It was aliens
edit Antique map
I was wanting a parody version of the below map. Basically the idea is to resemble this map, but to screw with elements to look like terrible events in history like wars, death, inquisitions, etc. Also change the top to state "uncyclopedia historia mundi et populi" but with v in the place of u and Latin looking lettering. Pup • Talkies • 08:30 19 Aug
I'm looking for some ideas on stuff I might add for the Jediism page. I have "some" skill with making graphics, but I can't say that I have enough imagination right now to come up with some things which might be funny enough to put on the page. So far, I'm just above "lame" on the lone image I have, not quite stupid, and I really, really need something funny. At least an idea that I can run with. --JediGanesh (talk) 09:22, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
- Do you have actual photo links I can go to, to fulfil your request? |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 11:50, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
Can someone reupload this in SVG format? ~20:07, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
edit New Flag Icon
Can someone reupload Icons-flag-oly.png so it has the same 3-D texture as the other flag icons (ex. )? ~ 20:35, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
edit Kangaroos, Kangaroos, and more Roos!
So, here is the base picture. This is the emblem of the Australian high court. I need someone to change it so that the ostrich is removed and instead replaced with a man who is being kicked by that kangaroo. If this is not possible, option 2 is to just change that ostrich into a mirror version of that kangaroo. Thanks. --OliOmniOmbudsman
- I know the man is a little cartoony, I ran him through several filters to make him match the art style a little better though, but the problem is trying to find a good source image to steal in the first place; there aren't many images out there of dudes getting kicked for some reason. Anyway, I hope it is good enough, if not, I can maybe fix it some more if you have something specific in mind.◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 06:23, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
- No problemo. Let me know if you need any changes.
edit A headstone with a crossed fork and spoon carved into it
Greetings! Sunday needs an image to accompany the sentence, A small headstone with the traditional crossed fork and spoon indicates the resting place of the meal. Thanks! Ratfactor (talk) 02:22, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks. My eventual goal is to make the mighty RadicalX himself weep, out of a sense of irremediable inferiority.
- I'm weeping right now. So I can only imagine how RadicalX feels. Ratfactor (talk) 15:32, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
edit Google Drive logo. Uncyclopedians with Inkscape experience wanted!
I'd like a parody of the Google Drive logo that looks kind of like the recycling symbol. You know, where each of dem sides is an arrow. SVG is preferred. -- 02:53, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
- Boom like that.
- Thanks man. -- 22:52, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
edit Ridiculous! Nobody wears such short shorts when traveling! Wait, is she even wearing a shirt? Wow, do not be surprised if she gets attacked by a rapist...
Hi, can someone please upload This picture of Cellica from her DLC appearance? We can use this in creating an article about Fire Emblem: Kakusei, since there is so much to make fun of on this. --188.8.131.52 22:00, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Like this? (Ruins) 22:13, 18 June 2012
Yep. --184.108.40.206 18:24, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
edit Nazi Eating
If I could have the image linked to the left, modified as such:
I'd like there to be a big Nazi wristband thing stretching around the turkey. Like the ones the SS wore. Except this wouldn't be a wristband so much as a...big turkey band. Thanks! -01:59, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
- Excellent. - 09:58, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
edit Another request
edit Can someone upload a pic from Kwanzaa?
Hi. This pic on kwanzaa is from an outside source. Can someone load it up on the site so we don't lose it sometime after this is featured. Thanks! (I can't upload). Aleister 3:20 22-5-'12
- No worries, I got it. -- 20:25, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
So far, the only actual picture of Fegelein we've got is this, a spork from Wikipedia. Can we get some funny pictures of Fegelein? -- 00:36, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
- Here you go. -- 03:40, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
edit Will I Am
I am in need of an image depicting Will I Am as a sort of musical infection- which is what he is. You know the ubiquitous little bastard with the vocoder a bacterium/ group of bacteriums with his face? Also a grave stone with "wish you were here" on it in memorium of the death of the floyd song at th ehands of this pop music epidemic known as Will I Am.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
edit And since I was here...
...would someone also go grab the great Disney cartoon on the main page of PaulKrassner.com Thanks. I wrote Krassner asking him to join us for a page or two. Aleister 11:02 4-5-'12
- The image alredy exists here. -- 15:58, May 5, 2012 (UTC)
edit "I'm gonna say it now" Two
Can someone load up to Uncy the pic created a section or two down at "I'm gonna say it now". A kindhearted mystery IP created it, but it's not on uncy but on some photo collecting site, where it is not happy and needs a proper home. Thanks! Aleister 10:57 4-5-'12
- Done. -- 15:54, May 5, 2012 (UTC)
I just came across The image below. I like the concept but the photo magic is a little clunky. The old woman is too blurry, where she is behind the monitor is looks like too sharp a line, and the image of the right hand monitor is not covering what was there previously. Would someone be able to clean it up at all? --C₂H₆O (hic) 05:49, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
- Can't do it. Would need the original pictures.
edit "I'm gonna say it now"
Hello, and any help on this would be appreciated and I would then be at your beck and call.Can the head from this pic be surgically removed and grafted to the head on this pic? Sort of like the movie "Face-Off" but more believable. You'll get the idea once you see the pics, and it's for the Phil Ochs page. Thanks someone, and no hurry at all. Aleister 20:54 3-5-'12
Thank you very much mystery person, very good. Can someone load it up to the site (it's at imageshack and not here). Thanks! Aleister 10:54 4-5-'12
[Request removed; Pee Buddy Award rules state that one can't seek help in photoshopping.]
edit "Look who's on tv, Mama. It's the devil."
Ever the timely irreverence, could you make Dick Clark look like Satan?
I'd like this one as the base. Basically, give him horns, a red suit, maybe firey pupuls, the works.
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