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- Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
- Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?
- Uncyclopedia Review (see Wikipedia Review)
- Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
- UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)
- Uncyclopedian Museum so we can see the stuff
Essays and policies
- Uncyclopedia:Unusual articles, sporked in the style of this page. It would be useful to have this as a list for possible future articles...
Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense
- Bruce Campbell's Chin
- Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
- Do you know who my father is?
- East Carolina/West Carolina
- Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
- Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
- People's Front of Judea
- Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
- Save a Jesii Foundation
- That Woman from the Trailer Park
- The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975
- There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
- Whore of Babylon
- Zombie Abe Lincoln
- Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
- Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell
- Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
- Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
- The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England
- The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
- Plate of Shrimp, document
- Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
- Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is
- Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.
- Admiral Pluto the Terrible
- Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization)
- Prince Charming
- Cruella De Vil
- Disney Defense Forces
- List of never built Disney attractions
- HowTo:Fuck A Cow (Don't include pictures! I already requested for one.)
- HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
- HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
- HowTo:Be Canadian
- HowTo:Be Italian
- HowTo:Be Russian
- HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
- HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
- HowTo:Find Channel Z
- HowTo:French Kiss
- HowTo:Keep Americans out of your Country
- HowTo:Live Forever
- HowTo:Lose Yourself
- HowTo:Make a Pizza - New Yorkers and Chicagoans don't agree on the crust. And nobody agrees on the toppings.
- HowTo:Make Your Enemies A Scapegoat
- HowTo:Open Things
- HowTo:Place Time In A Bottle
- HowTo:Serve Man
- HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
- HowTo:Solve the world's problems
- HowTo:Speak Latin
- HowTo:Spell Muammar Gaddafi's Name
- HowTo:Spot an Undercover Cop
- HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
- HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah
- HowTo:Use Chopsticks
- HowTo:Vote early and vote often
- UnBooks:A Bad Day at the Office
- UnBooks:A McDonald's in Moscow
- UnBooks:Fish Finger Philosophy
- UnBooks:Edmund, A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins
- UnBooks:Plato's The Republic
- UnBooks:Thousand and One Nights
- UnBooks:Purpose-Driven Life
- UnBooks:Cornholio, I hardly knew you
- Fark.com See also:
- UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
- UnNews:Bin Laden not dead, vacationing in Hell
- UnNews:British prisoners enjoying 'cushy' life Based upon http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080425/tod-britain-prison-crime-6058bda.html if some one has the time. Seriously, that is a story of satiricle rich pickings...
- UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
- UnNews:French caliph reveals shocking truth about wife
- UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
- UnNews:Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies
- UnNews:Man arrested for having creepy voice (inspired by a police blotter)
- UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.
- UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
- UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
- UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency
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- What If:All women had snouzer faces?
- What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
- What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
- What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
- What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
- What If:You sunk Atlantis
- Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, or possibly as a HowTo (e.g. HowTo:Freeze Your Enemies in Carbonite)
- Why?:America is the worst place on earth
- Why?:Am I not outside on a nice day like this?
- Why?:Are there so many requests on this page?
- Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
- Why?:Buy Pluto
- Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
- Why?:Call 911
- Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
- Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam).
- Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
- Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
- Why?:Drink the Kool-Aid?
- Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work
- Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
- Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
- Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
- Why?:Jesus Was Never Married
- Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss
- Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
- Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
- Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
- Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
- Why?:Is There Nothing Here?
- Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
- Why?:Keep Trying
- Why?:Never Talk to Strangers
- Why?:Only link to featured articles
- Why?:Play for the other team
- Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
- Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
- Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work
- Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
- Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
- Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
- Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
- Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
- Why?:Perform electroshock therapy on yourself with a Tazer
- Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
- Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here