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“What? Write all of these? Do it yourself, slacker.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Requested Articles

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[edit] Top 50 Wanted Articles

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Don't forget to read the note at the top of this page. In particular, please check for protected titles before trying to create any of these articles.

CCTV, This page does not exist, Derby, Night, The Guys Who Write That Awful SOUTH PARK TV Cartoon Show, Alexander Hamilton, Roger Ebert, Brad Pitt, Galicia, Sunda, Occitania, Limburgs, Asturias, Mike Tyson, Town, Pegasus, Steve Ditko, Road, Ear, The Land Before Time, WordGirl, John Cena, Matter, Stoat Molesting, Record label, World Diabetes Day, Tom Preston, Jack Regan, Flying Squad, Nike, Grand Theft Auto: Australia, Chicago Bears, Ryan kella, Ham, Macaroni, New York Yankees, Snack, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Speed, Megaman, World War IX, Daffy Duck, Fall Out Boy, NetBSD, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Phantom, Garlic, Broomstick, Ben Affleck and Shaft

[edit] By category

Main article: Incomplete List of Basic Articles

[edit] Busine$$

Beer distribution game (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Big Oil (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Big Tobacco (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Egonomics (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Guns versus butter model (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) --Needs Rewrite.
Happiness economics (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Homo economicus (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - See the rest of wikipedia:List of alternative names for the human species for related ideas
Productivity (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Product Placement (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) (preferably with lots of subliminal advertising)
Rotten kid theorem (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Services (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Shipping and handling (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] Entertainment

[edit] Comic books

[edit] DC Comics

Ambush Bug (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Bizzaro Batman (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Doom Patrol (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Golden Age Flash (see Golden Age Superman) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Golden Age Green Lantern (see Golden Age Superman) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Legion of Super-Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
L.E.G.I.O.N. (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)/R.E.B.E.L.S (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
The Losers (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Martian Manhunter (a.k.a. Gary of Mars) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Mr. Mxyzptlk (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Newsboy Legion (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Omega Men (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
The Outsiders (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Sgt. Rock (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Suicide Squad (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] Marvel Comics

The Defenders (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Exiles (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
The Human Crossiant (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Infinity Watch (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Invaders (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Jigsaw (Marvel Comics) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - and then make Jigsaw a disambig
Kingpin (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
New Mutants (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Starjammers (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] Others

Doc Savage (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Groo the Wanderer (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Megaton Man (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Vampirella (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] Video games

After Burner (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Bad Street Brawler (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Bases Loaded (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Bionic Commando (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Castlevania (NES, later games on other systems) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - Rewrite needed
Chuck Rock (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Cool Spot (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Deus Ex (PC)(un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) apparently already exists, but is not funny
Excitebike (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Garfield: Caught in the Act (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Let's Make a Soccer Team! (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Operation Wolf (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Pocky & Rocky (SNES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) _{{{search}} might not handle ampersands correctly. Using the word "and" for now} (More Info)
River City Ransom (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
StarTropics (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Super Mario Galaxy (Wii) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) The game has been referred to, but the article has'nt been created (DO IT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU!)
System Shock 2 (PC) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Thief (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Toejam and Earl (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Wall Street Kid (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Wild Gunman (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
World Class Track Meet (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] Arcade

Before putting a request here, please check Wikipedia or other sources to verify that the game has been released in arcades. Do not put requests for fictitious games here without an extremely good reason (e.g., the humor involves an unusual arcade cabinet design).

Golden Axe (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - we already have Axe; try to connect the two topics somehow
Gradius (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) (this Illogicopedia-style page, which was originally written by Administrator, discusses the game's use of voiceovers. It is NOT intended as a finished article.)
OutRun (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Rampart (arcade game) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Sinistar (see [1]) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] Game companies

Electronic Arts (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - Rewrite needed
Koei Corporation (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Konami - VFD'd; has many incoming links; see history of Japan article for context on the conspiracy theory (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Rockstar Games (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] Game systems

Famiclone (more properly called Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clone)
TurboGrafx-16 (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
- PC Engine (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - Should redirect to the above unless you have another good idea; perhaps make a joke on personal computers powered by combustion engines, and use {{whoops}} to link the two articles; but then again, "turbo" also has something to do with combustion engines...
  These are two different names for the same system. There is also a Japan-only upgrade called the SuperGrafx. Check Wikipedia if you are unfamiliar with this. (More Info)

[edit] Music Games

Most of these games are mentioned in the DDR article in some way; try to keep the appropriate context. (Check Wikipedia for basic information; don't make stuff up out of nowhere. Don't forget to review Uncyclopedia's humor standards, too.)

beatmania IIDX (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - see Windows Me#Rise of Windows ME's popularity for information that should possibly be included
In The Groove (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - has been deleted several times; last (excessively fanboyish) attempt userfied here
Pop'n Music (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) (a preliminary draft/outline is here)
Pump It Up (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - expired {{expand}} userfied here
StepMania (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) (see preliminary outline)

[edit] Other games and concepts

John Deere American Farmer (but we already have Harvest Moon)
Master Spork (Similar to the Master Sword in Zelda Games) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Mobile Light Force (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - Mobile Light Force 1 and 2 are poor-quality localizations of the shoot-em-ups Gunbird and Shikigami no Shiro respectively. Sources include [2]
Space Manbow (see [3]) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)

[edit] People in the video-game industry

Kyle Ward (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) - Musician and step author for In The Groove^(wp); perhaps mention some kind of New Age conspiracy?

[edit] Toys

A toy Rocket that runs on Real Live Rocket Fuel explains itself
Bag O' Glass (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Braille Twister!
Fisher-Price (right now redirects to an the in-joke; should we have a real article that's Funny And Not Stupid?)

I'm on it. Go eat shit, fuckers. -- Ѽ Kip pow een 08:31, Jan. 1, 2008

James A. Garfield Action Figure
Playskool (arch-enemy of Fisher Price) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Steel Maker a toy for kids that makes steel

[edit] Wrestling

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

1980s wrestling boom (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt) (something to think about would be the tights they wore in those days that had a bulge in the back of the tights that made a wrestler look like they had a turd in there underwear, this could be mentioned on how to tell if a match was in the 80's or not, it was the late 80's, but does it matter)
1990s wrestling boom (see: [4]) (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Jesus vs. Hitler (see: [5])
Playboy Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet Plan! (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co en gct sw yt)
Ultimate Warrior vs. Phil Collins (see: [6])