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[edit] Cannot register with my username!
I was trying to register in Uncyclopedia using my usual username (ArkBlitz in Inciclopedia) but it keeps claiming the username is invalid (even if it's not yet registered!) Any ideas? If so, please answer me in my discussion page. Thanks! -ArkBlitz 201.201.84.146 22:08, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Random generator doesn't differ so much
For example, you put multiple same templates, both of which contain a random generator, like Morocco Morocco. These do render a different thing when you refresh, but not on the individual page session itself. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 15:23, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
- Use Template:R. --Algorithm 19:51, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Momentary Site Disappearance
It only lasted about five minutes at 17:18 GMT +1, but the whole site just upped and left the intarweb without a by-your-leave. This might be a one off technical clitch at either end (mine or yours) but if it happens again or keeps happening (without it being traced to my end), you may have a server issue (bug) lurking in an unwanted corner that needs squishing, squashing and defenestrating...
Sircabhan Please don't goose-step too close to me 16:26, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- The hamsters must have ran out of caffeine again. ~
16:30, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Again, I have just had a dead bit where the site disappeared on me. No other sites were affected and nor was my WLM, so I do not think it is on my end. Lasted about ten minutes from 17:45 GMT +1.
SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 17:00, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Hamsters on a lunch break? But seriously, that happens every now and then. Has to do with the famous Wikia QOS. ~ 19:10, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- What QOS? SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 05:53, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Hamsters on a lunch break? But seriously, that happens every now and then. Has to do with the famous Wikia QOS. ~
[edit] I don't understand everything on here
I am not sure that everything on this site is entirely accurate. My grandad has some books that I will use to check for errors here, and if i find any I will either let you know, or correct them.
[edit] Unsignpost
Get off your lazy asses and help with it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teh pwnerator (talk • contribs)
[edit] I think I may have a drinking problem
So I thought the safest thing to do would be to report the problem before it gets worse. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:46, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm... Well, the only way to deal with an addiction is to become addicted to something stronger. Have you considered methadone?
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:52, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I got plenty to sell, I work at a clinic and I bring home one quart bottles of cherry flavor (red). Just call me. As soon as your addicted to Methadone, we will have to use Suboxone to get you off that, which is more addictive and more expensive. That's how we operate. And don't ask for a dosage decrease, we need your money. I bloody hell just had to leave the David Icke show early cux there wasn't a pub that I could find tw'no-where. David, you shoulda effing told us where to get beer ! You host an all day event and expect alcoholics to be able to make it through when all you serve is coffee !!! The Orpheum Theatre needs to re-assess its operation. No food or alcohol available at all !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Insert extra exclamation marks)
[edit] Problem with image
File:Uncyclopeida.jpg appears on Special:Unusedfiles but is being used on Babel:96. Is there anyway to get it off the list besides linking it somewhere else? MadMax 13:02, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Use {{Notorphan}} on the image description page to take it out of the unused images list. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:41, 29 Jun 2009
Thanks. MadMax 23:54, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
[edit] UnScripts:Main Page
An .html tag (</small>) is showing on UnScripts:Main Page under the New submissions section but I can't seem to fix it. Anyone want to take a look at this ? MadMax 20:46, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
- I might assume that someone has as I cannot fine the (</small>) endtag at all. Sircabhan - I am a free Changeling - Hear me ROAR!!! 17:03, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Options are missing
I believe other members have noticed and complained about the options on top of the edit box are not there (bold, italics, image upload, external links, etc.). I would like to know when they will come back. I hope they do. Please someone fix this. Just89 23:12, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- They're back! Unless you're using Internet Explorer or something. —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:45, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Class not working
class="navbox collapsible {{#if:{{{expand|}}}||collapsed}}" It will not produce expand collaspe boxes. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 202.156.15.10 (talk • contribs)
[edit] Possible Software Glitch
Whenever I roam around Uncyclopedia, and I am not logged in, I click an external link and it looks like this:
From: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laziness
Note the following from the first link above:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=
Here is the same link again, only I have logged in:
See how different they are
Is this a software glitch?
(This does not happen on Wikipedia)
The Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon 
03:48, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- It's not a bug, it's a "feature". Seriously. --
Jack Phoenix, professional killeradmin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 19:28, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Sandbox is locked
I've noticed that the sandbox is locked from editing. What's happened?72.209.42.92 22:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
- The sandbox has been protected by an admin to prevent IP's editing it. If you wish to use the sandbox please log in or create an account. If you feel that it has been locked from IP editing unfairly contact an administrator. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:35, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Problem: your site isn't funny
I'm not really sure what else you can do about it. Love, 72.221.79.87 21:58, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
