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== Super W. World ==
 
{{reef|WMDSearchm.jpg|300|WMDSearchm|George W. saves some dude in Iran but still can't manage to find the WMDs.|Citation-Seer}}
 
This one's self explanatory, to say the least. I always wanted to do this picture. I'm just not sure how I should have done the Toad. --[[User:Citation-Seer|&#91;citations needed]]] 06:20, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:I can't think of how you could improve the characters, but you should move them and the text a little to the left so they are centred. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 08:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
   
:Try giving Toad normal-sized hair. Blonde, maybe. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 08:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
::Do you think I could use this in he crappiest video games ever article (the one which holds the Subway video game as shown below)? What's the title and game purpose of this new game? [[User:82.47.208.4|82.47.208.4]] 10:56, 13 June 2007 (UTC) Sorry, [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 10:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Sure, I guess. Title? '''Gulf War II: Electric Boogaloo'''. Or something. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 15:00, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::It could probably be used for that. It's already used as a screenshot for the [[Weapons of Mass Destruction (game)]]. --[[User:Citation-Seer|&#91;citations needed]]] 21:35, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
:George should probably have a better looking suit. Dark blue with a red tie like he usually wears would be a good choice. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 16:48, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
::Updated!
 
::I liked the other shirt better, though.
 
::Anyhow, I figured that the Toad could get a turban. I centered the letters, exc. Changed 'Castle' to 'Country.' And I edited almost everything on top except for the time. Anything else to improve..?--[[User:Citation-Seer|&#91;citations needed]]] 20:21, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Mexican Baby==
 
{{reef|Fetusfiesta.jpg|300|Fetus fiesta!|An average mexican fetus.|Sliferjam}}
 
YEAH!...wait, what? {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 20:06, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:The moustache is crooked, there's no shadow on Jr's head from the sombrero, and he's not centred on the pic. Ole! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:10, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Hulk Racing!==
 
{{reef|Hulk_Racing.png|300|Hulk Racing|The Incredible Hulk, seconds before winning his first Olympic Gold medal.|Sliferjam}}
 
Allready I see The Hulk needs a number on his front. I'll do that soon. What else, besides crappy finish line and ugly pixelly man racer beside The Hulk?
 
{{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 19:37, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:Bright ground under Hulk make look like Hulk not there! Hulk need shadow! Hulk smash! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::Yaargh! Thar be shadows fer ye! And a snazzy number for his chest, too! I think that looks great! I figured out how to make paper stuff look real(ish)! {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 19:36, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::I'm a bit late, but I would say that it looks like a racer's gonna beat the Hulk. That's just me, though.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 03:24, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::::That's why he's in Hulk-form. Duh. ''"Hulk smash little man who beat Hulk in run game!"'' {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:38, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==[[List of the crappiest video games ever]]==
 
{{reef|Sub save.png|250|The nuclear sub|Jared wielding a super powerful nuclear rocket launcher: the Polaris II|Weri long wang}}--[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 00:55, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:Try to find a pic of a Subway restaurant that was taken ''straight on'', rather than on an angle, then reduce the number of colours and lower its resolution (there may be an effect to "pixelate"). This should make it look "in game", hopefully. Also, he's got no legs, which seems odd. Most people have them. I've got two myself. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:57, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::I tried to pixelate the subway picture but couldn't find the right effect to make it look a 1991 video game.--[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 11:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::I've never tried it, to be honest, but if you save the background at, say, 1/4 it's resolution, then put that lo-res version here and stretch it to fit the regular resolution, it should be "pixelated" (you'll need to mess with the resolution, probably. 1/4 is just a guess). Lowering the colour depth of the background should make it more EGA-like. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 11:55, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
I'll try MS Paint for that first, see what happens. --[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 15:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:Here, 16 colour version. --[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 15:24, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::Now just fill in the clear space on his arm. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 15:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::New version with full arm. --[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 15:54, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Again, a tad late, but I'm certain that there is a filter that allows one to pixelate images. That's just me, though.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 13:02, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::YES! the original duke nukem! --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 07:41, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
 
 
== The Muffin Man ==
 
{{reef|Themuffinman.jpg|250px|The Muffin Man|A picture of the Drewey Lane Dicer, more commonly refferred to as ''The muffin man''|Jocke Pirat}}
 
* --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 02:55, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:Blur the hat up a bit and lower its contrast (as its brights are brighter than the rest of the pic). {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:20, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:: That should do it... --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 01:07, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Maybe add a bit of shading between his hat and head. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:59, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Tiny little border added to seperate the two. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 16:18, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::Well, that's it, then. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:04, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::::::Thanks.--{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 22:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
This could be really funny if he was behind bars, or perhaps holding a booking card or whatever they're called. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>21:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)</small>
 
:That's a mugshot card below him. Apparently he was playing Scrabble when they caught him. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:11, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==de Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes==
 
{{reef|Degaullewithkaleidoscopeeyes.jpg|300|Degaulle with kaleidoscope eyes|An unfortunate miscommunication lead to the single for ''Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'', from 1967's ''Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'', being released in France with this cover.|Modusoperandi}}
 
*I don't know if this is the worst pun ever, but it's got to be in the top ten. I'm wondering mostly if this is too obscure. I'm also wondering if it's funny. I'm also also wondering if anyone can find a home for this. He's housetrained. This might be a better caption ''...Picture yourself on a train in a station/With plasticine porters with looking glass ties/Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile/de Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes.'' Or maybe not. Now I've got that damn song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, brain! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:56, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
 
*: I know its off the song idea, but what about: ''"Though many in the Allied Forces questioned DeGaulle's capabilities, none challenged his vision for for a free, and very groovy France"'' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 13:59, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
 
*::Groovy. I'm leaning toward my second one, but I'm not sure. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 14:39, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
 
*:::I like the original caption best. I think it explains the joke perfectly well. The picture is great. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 07:11, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
*::::Cool. So the eyebrows aren't a bit much, then? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 07:19, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
*:::::Not at all. I laughed when I noticed them. They match his eyes well. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 07:27, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Tennis VIP Spaces==
 
{{reef|Glasscourt.jpg|300px|Glasscourt|French Open 2007, tickets on sale now. Educate your kids on the beauty of tennis now! Limited tickets.|Gneomi}}
 
Okay I need help, hehe, thanks, Also, is it French Open or France Open? - {{User:Gneomi/sig}} 07:56, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:French...and I don't get it. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 08:17, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::The kid is looking up the skirt. {{User:Gneomi/sig}} 08:21, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Well, that just goes to show you how much I know about tennis. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 08:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Love the image, but think if ypu are going to use text within the image it better look great. This doesn't, so either move it to the bottom so it looks like an advert or take it off completely. Other than that I like it. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
:Hang on a sec I'll modify it. Thanks -- {{User:Gneomi/sig}} 12:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::Try a white glow or a stroke around the blue text.....its difficult to read against the background. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
:Oh, I see now...the middle thing is supposed to be glass. You need to copy the crowd and the tennis player, flip them and paste them over the glass. Play around with distorting them and their transparency so that it looks like the glass is glass. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 15:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::There it is, with Mhaille's help, and I've also make the reflection of the crowds. Glassier? {{User:Gneomi/sig}} 04:27, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Either darken the kiddie slide/steps thingy, or lose it. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:48, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Nuke [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Me]] if [[George Bush|you]] can==
 
{{reef|nukemeifyoucan2.jpg|300px|Nuke me if you can|Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you!|Olipro}}
 
:Try playing around with the hat size a bit. George's head is too big for it. Also, drop the brightness under the hat in a ''shadowy'' way. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:16, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::Awesome, just fix george's hat. --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 17:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Yeah, once you sort out that hat thing I will nominate this for VFP myself. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
Ok, I've rejigged the hat as best as possible... added some shadowing and modified the size a bit so it's not so incongruous with the picture -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 23:28, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:Now just darken across hps forehead with the burn tool.... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
::Yeah, that's what I did, I'll do it some more. -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 14:33, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
:See I think that its not the size of the hat, its the lighting on it that throws it off. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
Alrighty, done, and I've changed the small light-grey credits text at the bottom and between their heads too, so you'll know if you're looking at an outdated version -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 15:26, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:Now can you give Ahmadinejad slingback shoes and put a watermelon in his mouth? Thanks... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
::Watermelon? Really? I'm picturing an orange peel smile. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:19, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::Oh Mhaille... if you wanted me to make an image to turn you on you should have asked earlier. -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 18:10, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::I'll just give you two some space. /me flicks on red light, puts Barry White on the turntable, cracks a bottle of wine, exits quietly. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 18:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::::The vaseline tub is empty and my lips are still dry -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 19:19, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::Just the way I like it. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
::::::Is it just me, or does Dubya look a bit like Prince Charles there? [[User:RabbiTechno|RabbiTechno]] 17:13, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Pick up the Phone Booth and Aisle==
 
{{reef|Putpbaa.jpg|300px|putpbaa|This image may be proof that [[Lost (TV series)|Hurley]] won the '''[[Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle]]''' challenge|Gert5}}
 
:Poof! And there it was THEORYA. I knever get anything featured. --{{User:Gert5/sig}} 11:27, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::Maybe lower the booth a bit to give all of his fingers something to do. Try smoothing the edge of his forearm as well (it's all wiggly. Forearms aren't wiggly. Well, mine are. Stop staring!). Try starting out with higher-resolution pics; it will help save you from jaggies. This has them (like the left side of the phone booth). {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 16:27, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie==
 
{{reef|Honestfortune-cookie.jpg|300px|image name|Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are ''right friggin' on''|Modusoperandi}}
 
*A while ago a fortune cookie spoof appeared on VFP. I said it could be better without being injokey. I finally got around to 'chopping it. Was it worth my time? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:56, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:Yeah, that was mine. Anyway, this image is as perfect as I know (might be for my [[Estonia|Estonian]] heritage thingie) and I suggest others to think for me, which makes this comments useless. I'm here just to add my pic. --{{User:Gert5/sig}} 11:27, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::Perhaps "Distrurbingly" as the adverb rather than the transitive for the title. --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 02:26, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Pesky english... {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:43, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Hannibal Lector's==
 
{{reef|Hannible_copy2.png|350px|Hannibal Lector's|Where discounted beef is on you!|AmericanBastard}}
 
:Hannibal is too bright and he needs a shadow. You might want to try integrating the caption too, as without it it's not obvious that it's a grocery. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:24, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::They sell beef in a stadium? {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 22:10, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::I was thinking that Lechters was a kitchen goods chain... {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 22:10, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Well, either way it's not obvious. Believe me, I know obvious. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 22:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::Try making Hannibal's head more 'concretey' somehow. Try a grey gradient map or something. Also, behind the sign looks a bit white. You might wanna fill that in as well. -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 10:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
:Revised, finally. What you say!? --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 19:32, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::Okay, this may be because I just woke up but...they look ''exactly'' the same to me. I compared this (hannibal_copy2) version side by each with the other one (hannibal_copy) and everything. Have I finally snapped? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 19:48, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Yeah, the head was all bronzy before. It is now texturized and has a duller slate gradient. --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 15:39, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==The Hook Headed Man==
 
{{reef|Hookheadedman.png|300px|Hook Headed Man|After the fateful duel with Alan Burr, Hamilton was resurrected by his supporters using the powers of the Freemasons. Centuries later, he made a terrible villian for a movie series.|Jocke Pirat}}
 
I did this a bit quick, so there's bound to be a mistake... --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 01:07, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:It looks okay to me. You may want to clean up the edge around the hook. The clone brushing behind it is a bit suspect, though. The trick with the clone brush is to mix it up (paint a bit, then clone from a slightly different area) or it ends up with the repeating pattern that ruins the effect. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:59, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::This should be fixed now... --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 02:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
:Is the knife lit in the reverse? Or do I have my contacts in the wrong eye. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 02:11, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::The machete is not. The light is hitting it from behind, reflecting the edge. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 02:18, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Well, there are at least two lights in this scene. But it's Jason, eh, so rather than quibble over set design, I'm just going to run away. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Or rather in this case just step a little to the right... --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 02:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::Odd. Suddenly I feel the urge to do the Time Warp. Again. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::::::Dammit, Janet. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
::From what I can tell there are two sources of light, from behind and the weaker from above. To me it looks like the leading edge, facing down is lit. Its just what I see in an otherwise perfectly good image. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::You aren't going to write an angry letter to Hollywood again are you? --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Makes me hot when you recognize my not-so-random patterns. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 11:57, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::<emoticon me being stunned at my ability to do things to married, brood-raisin' crazy white-trash broads via the internet>. I've got an odd superpower. Useless for crimefighting. Magneto just laughs at me. Even Aquaman thinks he's better than me, and all he does is tickle clams. At least that's what Wonder Woman says. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 15:42, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Google Bomb==
 
{{reef|Googlebomb.JPG|250px|Google Bomb|Warning: Don't be near explosion. Every link in your body would be rearranged. That would hurt.|Uncyclopedian}}
 
:It's more google than bomb. Try making the "e" a bomb. Then it would be google bomb. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 15:44, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::Any better? {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}} 15:57, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Plus, I only have MS Paint, so don't expect me to be able to do much. {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}} 15:58, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Read the tips I gave for [[Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk#The Wright Flyer|the wright flyer]] below. If you're using MSPaint they apply to you too. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 16:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Georgidas and Xenijad==
 
{{reef|Georgidas and Xenijad.png|300px|Georgidas and Xenijad|300 subliminal messages|Medvedev}}
 
*Play with the brightness/contrast/colour levels on the heads. They're much brighter and distinctly different colours than the bodies. Either Bush's head needs to be smaller or Mahmoud's needs to be smaller, too. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:36, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
*To me, this is a sepia tone image with two full-color heads slapped onto it. So I would fix the head sizes, and adjust the colors into the sepia ranges, then I would address the lighting issues. I also have an issue with the expressions on the faces - what are they trying to convey? {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 20:51, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:They look just like that time I was in prison. I was the front guy with the vaguely surprised look on his face. Perhaps I've said too much. Maybe one day I'll tell you about that time I went on a canoe trip in the deep south. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:54, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
*Played around with filtering for a bit and reduced size. Before, I was so caught up with the (perceived) awesomeness of the idea that the execution suffered a tad. What they're supposed to convey? Ahmadinejad - deviousness. Bush - stupidity. Note that this is a ''parody'', not necessarily my opinion about the two. --{{User:Medvedev/Mark}} 21:32, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
**Awesome - what do you think of the changes? {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 21:47, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:Since nobody else answered, I will assume you're asking me. I like them. I'm not too happy with Bush's color, but Ahmadinejad looks more realistic than Xerxes ever did... --{{User:Medvedev/Mark}} 06:52, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::Um, more importantly, what do ''you'' think? Would this stand a chance on VFP?--{{User:Medvedev/Mark}} 08:44, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:::VFP is unpredictable. There are no sure things. Think of it as Russian Roulette, but with an axe. More to the point I'm terrible at predicting what will pass and what won't. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 09:49, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==The Wright Flyer==
 
{{reef|WrightFlyer.jpg|400px|The Wright Flyer|The Wright Brother's first powered flight at Kitty Hawk|Ikabu}}
 
*'''Yes''', this is a bad chop and '''no''', I haven't used Potatochop much (well, Paint.NET), so I'd be EXTREMELY thankful to anyone who could give some technical advice or just general advice. Thanks, {{User:Ikabu/sig}} 05:28, 5 May 2007 (UTC).
 
:1th: get [http://www.gimp.org/ Gimp]. Spending all that time 'chopping with a crappy application to end up with, well, this, is a waste. It would be like buying a keyboard that's missing half of the letters; sure, you can still type, buy why?
 
:2st: play around with Gimp. Tutorials may be your speed, but it's more fun just to mess around. You can always ''undo''.
 
:3nd: come back here when you've tinkered. We're ever so lonely. Bring cabbage. We're hungry too. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:07, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
[[Image:Wrightflyeroption2.jpg|thumb|250px|Wilbur thought he had won the coin toss to fly the Machine, and all went well for the first twenty seconds until the leather straps holding him to the damned thing snapped and his body was flung into the ocean.]]
 
*After you get Gimp (or Microsoft Photodraw on ebay - its the graphics program for people who can't hack Gimp) then you need to start thinking satire and context. While I see what you are getting at, to me there are two issues with this image that don't work for me.
 
:First is the builing on the left edge of the image - it needs to go.
 
:The other issue is, even if the chop issue is resolved and cleaned up, all you have is a 747 and Kitty Hawk - that isn't enough to get more than an "eh" out of me - because there is an important element missing - Wilbur Wright. Where is he because he's suppossed to be on the plane flying it. So for comparision purposes, here's my rough take on what makes the joke work for me. (note - I understand that this needs a whole lot of help - it was just a quick chop to show how I would have done it.) {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 22:27, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Skywalker's New Groove==
 
{{reef|SkywalkerAura.png|300px|Skywalker's New Groove|Due to the power of sheer awesome, Luke's daddy was able to kick it up a notch.|Zombiebaron}}
 
*Not really sure if this has a home on any articles, but I'm sure somebody could make it a home. The idea struck me when I first saw the source image, and I couldn't help myself. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 23:18, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Surely Uncyc has some sort of Star Wars page. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:37, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Any deodorent pages? "Made for a man, but Dark Lords like it too." {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:09, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::I'm sure we can sort that out after you both tell how funny and nommable it is... -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:34, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::::It's well done but...it's starting from a boring pic. There's no background, no ''joi de vivre''. Plus it's from the shitty starwars' that I hate. Damn George Lucas. In short, I have no idea just what will and what won't pass VFP, but this makes me...''meh''. Not the review you were looking for but, if it makes you feel any better, I have terrible taste. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 04:08, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
 
::::::Technically, its very clean, but as Modus point out, where's the ''joy or viva''? Now if the background were different, it would make it more interesting, but there is still the problem with finding people who love to cheer for the untalented Mr. Christianson. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 20:59, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Allahade==
 
{{reef|Allahade.jpg|320px|Allahade| Made for the typical muslim today. Allahade is he in you?|CartoonDiablo}}
 
*The bumps where the "t" and "d" go in the Gatorade logo need to be removed. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 23:20, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
 
*The black border that you added to match the existing border is awfully inconsistent & blurry. Try making the headwrap smaller, so that you can see more of the ''lightningy'' thingy; that'll make it more recognizable. "Jihade" may work better. Or not. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:32, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
 
* The turbin outline is too fuzzy, and the red symbol is too red - try a softer color, like a dark geranium. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
 
* The border for the turban is too black, and may not even be neccesary. The border around the letters should be redone completely to match the letters. The sticks of dynamite pop out too much, mask them and shade them so they blend into the picture. The letters of the logo should be green like the gatorade logo. --{{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig}} 16:09, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 
* But why a gatorade spin? --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 20:40, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Laser Chicks==
 
{{reef|LaserChicks.jpg|400px|LaserChicks|Females will resist rape with their eye lasers, except for in Japan where it's legal.|Sliferjam}}
 
:You like? How make it better? {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 00:16, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Lose the ''explosiony'' thing on the left. Try replacing it with smoke or fire. Or, if you're attached to explosions, make it a bit transparent. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:37, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:28, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
 
I fixed it somewhat. How's that? {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 16:10, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:It looks the same to me. Granted, I'm quite mad, but the ''explosiony'' thing on the left looks more like a flower of some sort than an explosion, also of some sort. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:40, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
Peronally, I like it, and I get what the thing is to the left, although it may not be something that everyone does understand. So add me to the "FOR" group {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 23:31, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Wasn't this done with cats originally? -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
::You say that about everything. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:34, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:And sharks? -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 20:25, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Brilliant, i've seen this picture somewhere before... in a galaxy far far away. The explosion thing on the left is fine; if i were some retarded critic i'd be like, "what's with the that stupid looking popcorn thing on the left?" --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 03:46, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
It was a parody (kindof) of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:LaserCats.jpg lasercats.jpg], and I thought I could make it more interesting. Thanks for the input. {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 13:05, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Yeah....anything that involves scantily clad nubile girls has to be viewed as "more interesting". :) It is a very nice piece of work though. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
:There is pixliness on the right girl's arm. I could fix that but you are teh man lol!1 --{{User:Gert5/sig}} 19:05, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Live Aids==
 
{{reef|Live_Aids_copy.png‎|400px|LiveAids|An [[Africa]] [[AIDS|Music]] Festival Orgy.|AmericanBastard}}
 
2nd modification. --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 23:23, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:I don't much ''get'' the joke myself, as I mostly stick to jokes about how how kittens like to play with balls of yarn, but it looks like what it's spoofing. Sometimes, when a kitten plays with a ball of yarn, it will lose its balance and fall over, making a ''spoof'' sound. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:14, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Add me to the list of of the confused. What are you trying to accomplish with the image? {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 23:30, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Sorry if your not familiar with the event; what are any of these images trying to "accomplish" besides humor? --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 14:29, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
 
* Rather than a NRV, maybe a large HIV virus would work? --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 00:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Is there a universal logo for "Nice to meet you, I have AIDS!!!"? --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 03:49, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Ummmm...Freddie Mercury? Eazy-E? Isaac Asimov? Anybody else on [[Wikipedia:List of HIV-positive people|this list]]? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 04:55, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::What if i turned the syringe into a basketball hoop and showed Magic Johnson dunking africa? --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 18:21, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Is that a Dungeons and Dragons joke? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:42, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::No. If it was it would have things like a "magic Johnson '''+2'''" and a "hoop '''of''' basketball". If, however, he offers to show you his "magic Johnson" or, indeed, a Johnson of any kind, say "no". --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:51, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::::::"My level 12 orc paladin has a flaming sold gold shock burst keen Johnson, and a dagger." -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::::omg.--[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 05:15, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
It appears that many people do not understand this picture. My guess is that it's saying that Africa can no longer be saved and should just be nuked. It appears to be a parody of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_Aid Live Aid] which is an extremely esoteric subject already. In terms of quality, there is nothing wrong with this picture, its just that the concept is too hard to pull off and even then, the joke isn't very funny. --{{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig}} 16:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:Yeah, it's kinda esoteric outside the world of music. --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 05:15, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==Pavement Diver==
 
{{reef|Diver_-_ABSN.png|400px|Diver|A possible asphalt surfer or Special Olympics contestant mistaking a cement-pond for a [[pool]].|AmericanBastard}}
 
Does the diver's trajectory look too off or is it just me from starring at it for 2 long? --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 03:36, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Little bit. He's diving more 9 o'clock, while the board is pointing 10:15. Also, he's too bright; dim him a bit, play with the brightness/contrast. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 04:04, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::The sun is supposed to be exposing him; from about 10:00. I darkened the rear slightly to add depth. So rotate him a few degrees? Considering distance, I placed him to be about 75% from the peek of his bound. Does the diving board look a bit funky? --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 04:45, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::The board does look funky. It's got no texture (it looks more like you painted a board, which you did, methinks). It may work better if he's just at the "leap" point near the start of a dive. From his posture it looks like that'd be best. With his current position in the air he'd be in the "stretch" point of the dive (and stretched out, rather than crouched). These are pretty technical diving terms, I admit; I'm somewhat of an expert in these matters, having never seen any form of diving whatsoever. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:38, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::::Im not at my computer with adobe and won't be for another few days. When I get back on i'll move the diver closer to the start and add some kind of texture to the board. --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 02:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 
Personall I feel the board needs to be longer instead of the diver closer to the board - after all, the diving platform is out over the water in the real wolrd, so it would reason thatthe board should be further out and over the side of the building. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 22:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:'''2nd Modification!''' --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 23:23, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Now it looks like he's about to fall over backwards. Try rotating both him and the board CCW until it looks like he's trying to go left. His shadow on the board is too "blobby"; try cutting it back a bit. Picture yourself as the sun looking down on him and make up his shadow from that. <s>You look down on every one. You're the sun, damnit!</s> --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:The length of the Board is good as is the edge that he's diving over. The thing with the light on the diver is that it seems to be coming from two different areas. I would 1) tone down the light on him. or crank up the light fill effect on the buildings around him, and shade the tops of his thighs. Then I would tip him ever so slightly forward on the board so that it looks as if he plans to tumble over the edge of the board. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 23:34, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
*The shadow on the ground is wierd. Removing it seems the painlessest way to go about things. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:39, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
 
*Right now this picture looks like it could be something you would see on [[Livejournal]] as a poor attempt at a funny.
 
#The board should be going outward from the building, and should be flat. Right now it looks like the board is jutting out of the roof at an awkward angle.
 
#The diver is at a strange angle, by the looks of his position, he should be just jumping off the board at about a 45 degree angle.
 
#The diver's lighting does not match the lighting of the rest of the picture. Try to find sources that are similar enough in lighting that there is less editing necessary to correct it.
 
Overall: From the looks of your sources, this image may not be possible to pull off as an actual photo. In this situation I would develop a two dimensional black and white "sign-style" picture. It would still get the same message across without the problems with editing quality. --{{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig}} 16:25, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 
#An actual diver will be waay funnier than just a sign. I get what you mean though
 
 
==ATM==
 
{{reef|ATM.jpg|400px|ATM|A new Sperm Bank ATM with handy deposit slot and withdrawl pump.|Sliferjam}}
 
Help? {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 15:07, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Hmmmmmm...difficult one. One of the strengths of the image is its off the wallness, so I'm not sure that working to blend some of the elements into the base image will improve it. I hate the "logo" on the screen, the text looks awful, also the text that appears beneath the FleshLight gives the impression you've just copied and pasted straight onto it. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
::I had to look up FleshLight...you're creeping me out, Mhaille. On a side note, Mhaille's right. And he's not wearing any pants. And the fuel pump (?) confuses and frightens me. Also, it's a pun that has been done to death. I never got it, myself. I mean a bank is a place you put money in, and a sperm bank is a place you put sper...ah. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 18:44, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::In my defence someone DID post a link on IRC to a Crazy Frog FleshLight image a few hours before I responded here. Plaese excuse my tpying. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
::::Reason #79 why I'm rarely on IRC. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:16, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::::IRC? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:30, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Ummm...why does it contain the normal ATM bits? Why would my "baby making wand" need to use a Visa card? Or is legal to sell your "tadpoles" in places that aren't Canada, because if you can, can I have a list of some prices? -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:10, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::"baby making wand". Now I understand. Gross. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:16, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 
~~
 
OK, I <u>really</u> like this idea. The only thing that doesn't work for me is the gas pump. Have you though about working a turkey baster into this? {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:YAY! I fixed it up quite a bit. How do you like it now? {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 16:10, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::The border around the beaver looks odd. The ''tinfoilishness'' is freaking me out. Try losing the tinfoil and just showing the beav'. Which, curiously, is the last thing I said at the peelers before they kicked me out. But now I've said too much. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:44, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Actually I think that Modus might have hit the nail on the head - perhaps the plastic pussy is too bright and shiny looks nothing mine which has had a number of children pass through it as they were born - have you though about placing an image of a real beaver there? {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 23:37, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::::It was better without out the Citi logo and rhinestone flesh-light deposite shield. The less complex your picture is, the more funny. --[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 03:51, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
First of all, PP, eww. Now to business. First they tell me to spoof a bank logo, then to remove it. Grr. I may remove the metal thing. It is actually a metal picture frame turned upside down. I'll put something better there. As for the, err, <i>deposits</i> place, I think more sterile looking, more better. It couldn't make it as a *heavenly sounds* 'Featured Image' if it is too pornographic. Maybe a recolouring is in order? Maybe a darker skin tone, or how about green or blue? {{User:Sliferjam/siggy}} 13:05, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:Green or blue?! I think my testicles just retracted into my abdomen. Yup, they're hiding. Thanks a lot. Now my gonch feel all loose. Bastard. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 13:27, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
 
   
 
==William Shakespear==
 
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:If you're going to do this joke, which I think is in such bad taste you'll have to pull it off flawlessly, it'll have to be way over the top. The flavor should be "Christian Children," there should be some Yiddish/Hebrew on there, and there should be an ad about "getting in on the conspiracy," or something. Stuff like this is going to have a hard time getting on the front page regardless, given its nature.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 13:41, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 
:If you're going to do this joke, which I think is in such bad taste you'll have to pull it off flawlessly, it'll have to be way over the top. The flavor should be "Christian Children," there should be some Yiddish/Hebrew on there, and there should be an ad about "getting in on the conspiracy," or something. Stuff like this is going to have a hard time getting on the front page regardless, given its nature.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 13:41, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Tough task, but it may work if you turn it ''reductio ad absurdum''; it's kosher and involves blood libel, it comes with a coupon for 10% off a pack of bagels to nosh on, etc. I can't (and won't), however, guarantee that it'll get a better reception if it hits VFP this way; playing stereotypes is hard to get right. I, myself, never do such things, eh. /me puts on tuque, rides snowmobile over to a friend's igloo, etc. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:44, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 
::Tough task, but it may work if you turn it ''reductio ad absurdum''; it's kosher and involves blood libel, it comes with a coupon for 10% off a pack of bagels to nosh on, etc. I can't (and won't), however, guarantee that it'll get a better reception if it hits VFP this way; playing stereotypes is hard to get right. I, myself, never do such things, eh. /me puts on tuque, rides snowmobile over to a friend's igloo, etc. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:44, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
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== Evil Folder ==
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{{reef|EVIL!_copy.png|225px|Evil Folder|What's in your folder??|AmericanBastard}}
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:<small>Moved from VFP. --[[User:Keitei|KATIE!!]] 15:36, 17 March 2007 (UTC)</small>
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:Should i just flush this image? I fixed the arm.--[[User:AmericanBastard|AmericanBastard]] 05:05, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
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::It works well enough for [[evil]], I suppose. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:49, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
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==UnScripts Logo==
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{{reef|Unscriptlogo.png|275px|UnScripts Logo|The UnScripts logo, featuring William Laughspeare.|Jocke Pirat}}
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Well, what do you think? {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 01:17, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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:You may want to add a white or grey border around the text (the part over the laptop) to increase the readability. Also, the strap for the clown nose is unnecessary. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:22, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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::I did something slightly differently so the text will contrast better, and as for the strap, I dunno why, but for me, it seems to complete the picture a little bit more, and so I made the straps just a bit more realistic in position and size. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 02:10, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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:::Better. If you've got the patience, try playing a little with the border between his hair and the background; real hair tends to be hair...hair...hair/background...hair/background...background, whereas this goes hair...background. I hope that made sense. I've been passing time by holding my breath. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
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:Just so you know Jocke, clown noses don't normally have straps. They, ussually, have small slits cut in them, so that they bite into the sides of a nose and stay on. So yah, you can remove it. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:21, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
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== Don Elmo Corleone ==
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{{reef|Elmo1.JPG|300px|Elmo's World|''"Ernie, Bert will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated. It's an old habit. I spend my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not puppets. It could be anyone. I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life, I don't apologize; to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the strings held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize; that's my life, but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn't enough time, Ernie. It wasn't enough time. Now listen, whoever comes to you with this Bert meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that."''|The Jeff Killer}}
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:Fairly Elmo''ish''. The collar doesn't look right, though. You should work in a higher resolution; it's lo-res enough that the circles of the eyes have flattened out a bit. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:09, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
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== How To Read For Retards ==
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{{Reef|ReadingForRetards.jpg|250px|How To Read For Retards|Yes fellow retards, now even YOU can read. That is you need to be able to read the book to begin with.|CartoonDiablo}}
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:The black behind "retards" isn't the same black as the surrounding, um, black. Black! The voice bubble text, that should stay in its bubble, goes off the right edge of the bubble. Bubble! The "How to read" text is different than the typeface they normally use. It's generally [http://electronickits.com/Books/Electronics%20For%20Dummies%20Picture%20Large.jpg this]. This! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:48, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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i just gotta say, thats really offensive, and may it be funny for some people like you, it is VERY offensive to most others. Retardedness is a subject that is best to stay away from...plus, modus, and jocke pirat are right, the black is a black that isnt the black that we need.[[User:Arborguitars|Reubnick]] 22:20, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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:"How to read" does not align correctly - it is a bit slanted and it is not properly centered. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 20:40, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Also, instead of a wheelchair, try a hockey helmet. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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==Rogaine is for make bushy hunkmen==
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{{reef|000_1304.JPG‎ |400px|Borat's Rogaine| Try Rogaine, it is for make bushy hunkmen!|Arborguitars}}
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:First, try to find a hi-res version of the Rogaine ad. This one is all pixely. Second, while the concept intrigues, the technical...process...to make it seem "real" is problematic. Or to put it another way, if it's not perfect you'll end up making the "before" Borat look like a burn victim. Which is what happened. Try selecting fairly small areas (an eyebrow, for example) with a fair amount of feathering, and "clone brush" it in with neighbouring skin tone. If it doesn't look "just right", undo and try again. When you've got that one area looking right, SAVE and move on to the next.
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:Alternately, if you don't want to go insane, find a picture of a bald guy and face swap Borat's features onto it. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:23, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
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Actually, i have no idea what possesed me to make this, but i thought it would be funnier if i made Borat hideous. And what you said about the eyebrow...the thing is i want Borat to be minus eyebrows...i want no hair whatsoever on his face...how would this hold up on VFP? Would i be torn to shreds emotionally over the internet?[[User:Arborguitars|Reubnick]] 00:25, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Maybe I should have been more specific. When I said ''"eyebrow"'', I meant ''"the area of an eyebrow for purposes of retouching, or 'chopping, to remove said eyebrow, vis-a-vis de-brow, converting said brow into an unbrow, a no-brow, or, as more commonly known, skin."''. Would it pass VFP as is? I dunno. I've seen better stuff torn to shreds there (''*sniff*''), and I've seen worse stuff pass. I also saw a cabbage on the road once. What it was doing there, I'll never know. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:35, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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== Hal Turner 9000 ==
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{{reef|HalTurner9000.jpg|380px|Hal Turner 9000|The racist computer system that makes no mistake.|CartoonDiablo}}
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:Snip the head band for the earphones where it crosses over the top left and right of Hal. It looks like Hal is standing behind the headphones. The headphones, meanwhile, are hovering. Which is crazytalk. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:23, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Better. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:14, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
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==James Brown's True Headstone==
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{{reef|Headstonetrue.jpg|width in pixels|James Brown's True Headstone|James Brown's true headstone, photographed on location.|Demonbob}}
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* Bit of a rough job on Photoshop, still learning my way around :p. Dad 'n I found it funny though, so, what do you all think? ---[[User:Demonbob|Demonbob]] 00:13, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Use a seriph typeface, it's classy. Also, shouldn't the epitaph be " rather than ' ? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
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I would also suggest that you use a blur brush a bit - the letters are too sharp and crisp. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
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==Legends of the Hidden Temple==
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{{reef|LOTHT.jpg|width in pixels|Legends of the Hidden Temple|Stephen Spielberg's latest attempt at a movie.|Jocke Pirat}}
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* Certainly not nomming material, but I'd like an opinion. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 00:07, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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:The text should be bigger, it's too hard to read. Statham needs to be a bit darker and Seagal should be lighter (Seagal has some fluff on the right side of his head that should be cropped out. No, the your right side. His eye doesn't look right either...the red one overlapped the lid and has no highlight). Lastly the temple needs some sort of faded background. It looks like it's hovering at the moment, rather than it being "on top" of the image.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:04, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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:* I fixed the problems to the best of my knowledge + added movie poster border. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 01:46, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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::Try making the title text bigger.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:20, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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:::Got it fixed. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 21:37, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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::::Hmmm, center the title text. It's off centre, which makes me lean to the right. Then I get a crick in the neck and I'm grumpy all day. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:54, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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:::::Now with more center. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 23:23, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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::::::That's not quite what I meant...but it's okay. I meant the "Legends of the Hidden" part of the title should be centred. The remaining title text and the temple can be offset. In any event, hopefully you're starting to see how comparatively minor changes can make a disproportionate improvement on a 'chop. It's the same way with words (read a page by Hardwick or Procopius, then read one by pretty much anyone else and you'll see what I mean). {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:34, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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==Gun Fight==
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{{reef|Gun fight.gif|350px|Gun fight|I dunno what to put here.|The Jeff Killer}}
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*It should start out ''fist, knife...'' then go to what you've got, and the end should destroy them both, simply because the Stick people killed my parents. Or maybe that was liquor.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:38, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
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*There. Next comment, please.--[[User:The Jeff Killer|The Jeff Killer]] 03:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
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*:Put a bigger gap at the end. It starts over too soon...and it doesn't need the "censored" bit. The guy on the right blowing up would be better. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:57, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
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*Needs some kind of nuke to kill them both off. Also, the knife doesn't look very knife-ish. Use a sword instead. --[[User:BaCaRuDa|BaCaRuDa]] 15:39, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
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*Yeah. The knife looks like a toothpick. [[User:Jedibob5|Jedibob5]] 22:02, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
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==Prosthetic Joe==
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{{reef|Prostetics.jpg |300px|Prostetic Joe|He was the average american guy, until he was called to serve his country. He fought furiously in the 12 hour long Granada war, and managed to lose all his limbs and his eye in it. Now he is a battle scarred veteran, and his limbs have all been replaced with super robotic parts giving him extraordinary powers. He is currently battle testing in Iraq, and is a spokesperson for viagra.|The Jeff Killer}}
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:God bless America! Also, he needs a big "state of texas" belt buckle. Maybe a mullet.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:16, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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==Terrorist Fairy==
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{{reef|Desertfairy(uncyclopedia)2.jpg|300|Fairy|This image is going to go in the [[Afairyism]] article. It illustrates a typical terrorist Fairy holding a machine gun in the deserts of the Middle East. (This incomplete part of the article is being temporarily stored in [[User talk:Weri long wang/Neocon Bible|my sandbox]], along with another picture)|Weri long wang}}
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[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 17:14, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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:He's got no shadow (and you told me there was no film in your camera!).--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 19:40, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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::I’m not experienced enough in Photoshop to make shadows. Can you download the image and do it? [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 20:58, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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:::No, but I'll tell you how I do it. 1) <u>imagine</u> what his shadow on the ground would look like 2) <u>make</u> a shadow "shaped" thingy with the lasso tool (with a blurred edge) 3) <u>copy</u> the background with that selection 4) <u>paste</u> the selection as a new layer on top of the background layer 5) <u>play</u> with brighten/contrast until it looks ''shadowish''. You could just lasso a ''shadowy'' shape on the background image and darken/contrast that, but this covers your ass if you want to undo it a hundred edits from now.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:14, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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How's this? (can someone fill in the images row [[Talk:Afairyism|here]]) [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 21:49, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Not bad.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 22:01, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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::What is the pee review rating? 0-10?{{unsigned|Weri long wang}}
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:::We don't do that here. Artistes are too tempermental. And mental.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 22:20, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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Featured image standard? [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 01:35, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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:If you look through PFP you'll see that they wander from nearly perfect to nearly the opposite of that. So, yes, maybe or no. One of those. You'll never know until it hits VFP, and I'm the last person who should say ''"Yes, it'll pass VFP"'' or ''"No, it will not pass VFP"'', as my hit/miss ratio with selfnoms there is about 50/50. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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::I might as well give it a try. It’s a kind of funny idea: a raging fairy. [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 02:46, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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::(or maybe not) [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 11:53, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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==Time Magazine: The Next Antichrist Found! ==
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{{reef|AntichristBritney.jpg|300px|Time Magazine: The Next Antichrist Found!|Yes the controversial cover that stated it all.|CartoonDiablo}}
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Anybody??? --{{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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:Try a bigger Britney. Maybe try it as "Crazy bitch of the year" or "white trash of the year" instead of antichrist. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:32, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
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Well I see what your going for but I was mainly targeting how she shaved her head and screamed "I'M THE ANTICHRIST". Also how she got that 666 tattoo on her head. --{{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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:Ah. This is why I don't keep up on popculture. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 14:53, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Hey! I just noticed that this is the same cover I once used for a 'chop. I wonder how many other people have used it. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:22, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
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Oh you sneaky devil you noticed didn't you! Yeah I was VERY against it at first (chopping a chop) but then I couldn't find anything else. so yeah --{{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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:Well, you didn't chop a chop. It's just the same cover, that's all. It made me go back and reminisce...ahh, good times. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:03, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
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==Bible==
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{{reef|Image-Bible DVD.jpg|300|Strong bloody violence on DVD|The previous problem was mixing too many image types together (cartoon, photo, computer generated etc). Does this work any better? I used a white(ish) background to make it seem less cluttered and to draw attention to the important parts. If you think the DVD film synopsis is inapropriate and or unfunny, the blank version is available here: [http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/millas_machines/Chuckyphotobucketuploadversion.jpg] (don't review this image if you're under 18 years of age: strong bloody violence).
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A brand new version. Is this any better? (blurred all the text this time)|Weri long wang}}
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[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 13:17, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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* Try using a more macho typeface for the header text; the bubbly one is too ''lovey'' in comparison with Moses and the accompanying text. This one almost more for Pee Review, as it's a text addition...the end text doesn't match the "theme" of the rest; I can't see a dvd cover promoting the enclosed dvd as "dog shit" (and it's Iron Age, though some people say Bronze Age, as Iron age makes them think of trains. Then they start making that "chugga-chugga, woo-woo!" sound, which gets really annoying, so I say ''"Stop that!"''. Then they say ''"Mom! Modusoperandi is picking on me!"''. Now I'm grounded). --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 14:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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::I anticipated that, and I agree. The blank version is available to put more apropriate text on it. I like to use the term "Dark Ages" when talking about religion; I believe it's most apt. "Iron Age" says nothing about the barbarism associated with the Bible. [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 14:58, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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:::It's on the Pee Review now. We can have a look through any suggestions to see which is most appropriate. Do you have a suggestion? [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 15:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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::::Just remember that there's a fine line between pointing out hypocrisy and ranting. The former can be entertaining, while the latter is the generally the opposite of that. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 15:17, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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OK then, that's why I'm asking for suggestions. Also here's a new typeface: n[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/millas_machines/BibleText.png] [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 15:19, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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:I'd be more helpful textwise, but I've written my last Biblical epic, and don't plan on going back. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 15:29, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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*There's some inconsistency with the text and the scanned in bits - consider sharpening the small print and BBFC Guidance etc. at the bottom or blurring the new added text slightly. Or both. Also, consider what impression you wanna create: will it be cartoony and cheesy or epic and overly formal? If the former, consider adding more primary colours and a 'wacky' font. If the latter, change the heading font to an engraved style or a serif font. Other than that, I'd love to see this video in a bargain bin at Hindley Market boot sale on a Sunday morning. <br>Also, as a side note, is there any way you could perhaps format this into an article of its own [[Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack 2006 |like this]]? That could be good. -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 19:36, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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I want the DVD synopsis to give the impression that the Bible (or at least the film) is a meaningless, cobbled together collection of stories, detailing barbaric savages killing people en masse for no reason. I definitely don’t want it to be cheesy. I think it’ll be easier to blur the new text (when we’ve decided what that should be) [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 20:49, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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Here's a blurred header and a texture that runs throughout the whole image. [http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/millas_machines/?action=view&current=newheader.jpg] [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 12:24, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
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An entire new version. Is it any better (with blurred letters this time). [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 15:13, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
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:I prefered the old layout, skewed text makes me woozy. Also, try a more ''serify'' (new word, hurrah!) typeface for the title.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 18:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
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::Any one font in mind? Should I leave the special features box in? What about the new synopsis? [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 19:12, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
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:::An old English font and some serif would look nice and religousy.--{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 00:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
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== 1up Soda ==
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{{reef|1up.jpg|380px|1up Soda|The famouse soda that's sweeping the nation!|CartoonDiablo}}
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:Try to make the "1" look more like a one and less like a 7 with rhinoplasty. The mushroom guy and mario need highligts to match the can. I don't know what program you use, but try either 1) a "lighten" layer on top of mushroom/mario or 2) just select a rectangle shape to match the highlight on the can (but on the "mushroom" layer or the "mario" layer) and lighten a bit. And you might want to distort the brim of Mario's hat down a bit (stretch and distort are dangerous tools; if you don't get it "just right", it looks like you stretched/distorted it, rather than looking like it came from the pop can factory that way). Keep in mind that the front of the can will have no distortion, and the left/right hand edges will have a bunch, but it's not a linear distortion. Picture two parallel lines (like =), if they were pasted onto right side of the can they wouln't look like this >, they'd look like this D (but without touching...it's not a perfect analogy). I hope I didn't confuse you. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
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I use Photoshop CS2 and uh yeah I mostly understood. {{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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Hey Modusoperandi. Do you use photoshop? because judging by what you said it doesn't seem like you use it. Also you can just lighten the layers themselves. {{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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:That would be #2, then. I sometimes use extra layers for effects because it's easier to undo thirty steps later (when you're beyond whatever number of ''undo's'' you have). No, I don't use Photoshop. I got a copy of PSelements with my Wacom, but I don't want to learn a new graphix app. I use ''Draftpanzerdrawin IV'', the best damn 'chopping program that Nazi Germany every produced. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:13, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
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==D3AR L3AD3R==
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{{reef|Kimjongilmii.jpg|200px|D3AR L3AD3R|D3AR L3AD3R, North Korea's most l33t Mii avatar|Modusoperandi}}
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*For an upcoming [[UnNews:DEAR LEADER is great|UnNews story]]. Since I don't have a Wii...''stop giggling''...even though I tried to buy a Wii...''stop it!''...is this sufficiently Mii-like for Dear Leader? --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:24, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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I'm not quite sure I get it. {{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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:Well, it's Kim Jong-Il, and he's got a Wii...so he's got a Mii avatar...which is him. Plus he's the best at <u>everything</u>. Have you ever read the news story about him scoring all hole-in-ones during a round of golf? He does that ''all'' the time! It's true!...so he's l33t. The l33test ever! --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:36, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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==Kill God!==
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{{reef|Purple athe.jpg|400px|Athe kills God|Athe kills God|Weri long wang}}.
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Here is an image of the goddesses of the atheists, [[Athe]], killing God using a nuclear flamethrower. Any comments on this? [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 01:12, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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:I'm sure that it works fine in context with it's page, but it's awfully obscure w/o it. Also, I try to stick to one or two different "styles" per 'chop; more than that becomes distracting (each element in this 'chop is from a different source, and it hurts the suspension of disbelief. ''Who Framed Roger Rabbit'', for example, works fine with two styles, but if they'd added anime ''and'' claymation ''and'' CGI on top of the real world/toon combination, it would've just been a mishmash). Try, for instance, swapping god out with a grumpy old fart w/a white beard...--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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::It's a problem trying to fing images of the right kind on line: a super-sexy goddess holding a nuclear flamethrower isn't something you find everyday. I can see what you're saying though, they don't seem to mix that well. I'll keep that in mind from now on. [[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 13:11, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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== The Last Party ==
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{{reef|LastRave.jpg|550px|The Last Party|Best.........Party........ever|CartoonDiablo}}
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*Um, I've never had the room go all purple...try losing the purple and make the painting blurry (but keep the pot crisp). Is that the Holy Bong? --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:11, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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Holy bong? I guess it is now! But yeah it goes with the whole "getting high" aspect, ever hear "Purple Haze" by Jimmy Hendrix? I tried multiple colors but ended up looking too fucked up. {{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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:''Purple Haze'' is about a LSD trip, or a dream, depending on whom is asked.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:01, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Better, try less distortion at the bottom. It still looks like a trip...and keep in mind that there's already a [[Uncyclopedia:VFP/archive2#The_Last_Supper|featured pic]] with a similar tack, if VFP is the direction you're headed.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:00, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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*Whoa, dude. The removal of the purpliness has improved the pic. Maybe do another 'nightclub' or 'drug den' version? -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 19:41, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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== Error: Moon Landing Not Found ==
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{{reef|GoogleMoon.jpg|350px|Error: Moon Landing Not Found|Where'd the Moon Landing go?|CartoonDiablo}}
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*Simple but effective take on the "Moon landing is fake" ''thingy''. I think that's about as clear as you can make it, within the limitations of Googlemoon (it does lose something as a thumbnail...legibility, for one).--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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*Yes, this image works better 'blown up'. I like this. When are we getting Google Jupiter? -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 19:43, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
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== MMOrphine ==
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{{reef|MMOrphine.JPG|300px|MMOrphine|Tired of only being able to get in 10 hours a day on your favorite MMOG? Well, then take some MMOrphine! It'll keep you going, and going, and going...|The Jeff Killer}}
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* Hmmmmm I guess it's fine the way it is, except the admis aren't fans of text based jokes. You could try to make it more of a parody by referencing Wow into. Overall it's not bad, but not good. {{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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==Hitler Gas and GREEEEELlll==
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{{reef|HitlerGrill.jpg|600|Hitler Gas and GREEEEELlll|For da Führer IN YOU! |CartoonDiablo}}
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*The "fire" visible through the cutouts should be more "firey" (hunt down a pic of a forest fire, or campfire and try using that). The nazi flag is too bright (lower the contrast a bit), and the yarmulke isn't obviously a yarmulke at first glance (there's no shading underneath it). Wouldn't ''Hitlerco'' manufacture gas industrial ovens?--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:00, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
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Meh I'll get on it. I'm just glad the image quality isn't total shit cause it looks like it on my computer.
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It has a habit of crapifing image quality. {{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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I was think of changing the and to ont or like german for and. {{User:CartoonDiablo/Sig}}
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:With this version Hitler and the guy inside the grill are out of proportion (either Adolf is too small, or the guy is too big). The shadow under the yarmulke is too dark (try a more diffused shadow). The smoke is only coming out of one side of the stack and it's got a weird right-angle thing happening (the right "edge" of the smoke is too clearly delineated...not "smokey" enough). Lastly (and this is potentially a bitch to correct), the lighting on the grill is top-down, but Hitler's is left-right. Also lastly, but moreso, Hitler should have an apron of some sort, maybe a "zig heil ze cook" one with bloodstains.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 18:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Hello: Combat Involved]] box==
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{{reef|Hello_Combat_Involved_box.jpg|200px|Hello: Combat Involved box art.|From Microsoft and Spungie Poodios comes the highest selling first person cookery shooter in the genre. 9 out of ten chefs cook! Only on Xbox.|Ikabu}}
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*"Master chef" needs to be more chef-like. Add an oven mitt and an apron. Maybe swap out the alien flying thingy for an oven firing french bread and chef's gun for one of those icing squirting [http://fantes.com/images/10136-1icing_tools.jpg "pastry bags"], too. Shouldn't it be "Jello: Cooking Evolved"? Also, you may want to start over with a higher resolution pic; this one is so low res that, even with blur, things like his hat and the oval around the title will still look all ''pixely''.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 18:17, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
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*Thankyou, sir, I'll get to work. By the way, what's 'jello'?{{unsigned|Ikabu}}
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:[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jell-O Jello] is one of the most misused desserts ever invented by man. For every yummy recipe involving Jello the another recipe so foul that the gates of Hell themselves would not allow it to enter. (and don't forget to sign your posts here with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>).--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
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:Thankyou sir, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Ikabu|Ikabu]] 21:31, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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*This pic made me laugh, if only for the dude pointing a gun at you with "Hello" underneath. :)--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 13:33, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
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*I think this is a bit better. The resolution still isn't very good, I'm sorry to say. [[User:Ikabu|Ikabu]] 23:28, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

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William Shakespear

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William shakespear

William is a notable fraud of William.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat
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Just a quick little one. --~ Tophatsig 21:24, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Try to clean up the area around where the moustache was. It looks like he's got one of them newfangled Inviso-staches™. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:33, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
It's still not perfect, but this is what I'll do for now, since it's near my time to hit the hay. --~ Tophatsig 02:17, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
Better. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:38, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh. God. The. Brown. Part. Of. The. Top. Of. His. Head. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
God do I love how companies cannot agree on the proper gamma for every monitor. Should be fixed. --~ Tophatsig 00:56, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Now it looks like Hair-in-a-Can. Try copying a patch of his good hair and using that to fill in the balding area. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:51, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Just can't win, eh? Clone tool looks like toupee, and charcoal paintbrush makes it look like hair in a can... --~ Tophatsig 20:41, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah. One advantage of writing over 'chopping is if you change a 'v' to a 't' it looks like a 't', rather than it looking like you edited it to make it 't'ish. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Hi upper lip looks like he's been drinking chocolate milk, or some gave him a Dirty Sanchez Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Apparently the clone tool works, so I applied that and tried fixing the hair. It's off kilter right now, though... --~ Tophatsig 01:43, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
HA! This is great. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:46, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

A MAD look at fat greek kids

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Another MAD look at from an issue of MAD magazine...looking as detailed, original, and making as much sense as it always does.

Image credit: arborguitars
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From what little I remember about MAD the new cartoons don't look all that much like the original one...life is cruel, I know. The trick with pics like this is to make it close enough to the real thing that it doesn't look like fan art. This is hard to do (mimicking someone's writing style isn't all that tough, but mimicking an artist's drawing style is a bitch). --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:27, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Try making the kid at top look a bit better. That'll improve it somewhat. --~ Tophatsig 21:24, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Conspiracy Theory

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Conspiracy theory

It's the newest most ultimate conspiracy theory out there.

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Hitler and JFK stick out a bit. I know it's tough making pics match a drawing, but play with the brightness/contrast until they're closer (alternately your application may have an "effect" to simulate the same thing). The UFO is blurry and is, therefore, freaking me out. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

What if they adjusted the contrast on the faces of hitler and JFK, cranked it up a bit? And actually Lee Harvey Oswald's face instead of JFK's pulling the trigger would be funnier. I'm thinking one could solarize them into submission and try that. Thats a UFO? I thought it was a frisbee. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:14, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Jew Juice

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JewJuice

100% cheap for 100% Jew.

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Although the "cheap" was probably intended to look that way, it just ends up looking incomplete (and "cheap" & "premium" together form a vortex from which not even light can escape). The first E should be rotated clockwise a bit, or copy the little E instead. I'm not too sure about the theme, as none of the Jews I know contain 100% of my daily requirement of Vitamin C. That's why I have scurvy. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:05, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
...and if it appears that the "me" here and the "me" on VFP are two different people it's because "me" is, essentially. Here I try to help improve pics (as a "bit" on a page this could work), but on VFP I'm deciding if I want it as a standalone on the mainpage. Two different sets of criteria, if you will. Or maybe it's two different cafeterias. If it's the latter I recommend the sloppy joe's. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:30, 7 April 2007 (UTC)


I fancy this kinda ethnically stereotypical work. Partially because I had a really good article of mine cenosored by a Jewish user and admin. This new image of yours is as good as, if not better than, "1up". Love the little yamaka. Import your images as PNGs, they look better. --AmericanBastard 04:08, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
If you're going to do this joke, which I think is in such bad taste you'll have to pull it off flawlessly, it'll have to be way over the top. The flavor should be "Christian Children," there should be some Yiddish/Hebrew on there, and there should be an ad about "getting in on the conspiracy," or something. Stuff like this is going to have a hard time getting on the front page regardless, given its nature.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:41, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Tough task, but it may work if you turn it reductio ad absurdum; it's kosher and involves blood libel, it comes with a coupon for 10% off a pack of bagels to nosh on, etc. I can't (and won't), however, guarantee that it'll get a better reception if it hits VFP this way; playing stereotypes is hard to get right. I, myself, never do such things, eh. /me puts on tuque, rides snowmobile over to a friend's igloo, etc. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:44, 8 April 2007 (UTC)


Evil Folder

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EVIL! copy

What's in your folder??

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Moved from VFP. --KATIE!! 15:36, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
Should i just flush this image? I fixed the arm.--AmericanBastard 05:05, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
It works well enough for evil, I suppose. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:49, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

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Unscriptlogo

The UnScripts logo, featuring William Laughspeare.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat
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Well, what do you think? ~ Tophatsig 01:17, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
You may want to add a white or grey border around the text (the part over the laptop) to increase the readability. Also, the strap for the clown nose is unnecessary. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:22, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
I did something slightly differently so the text will contrast better, and as for the strap, I dunno why, but for me, it seems to complete the picture a little bit more, and so I made the straps just a bit more realistic in position and size. ~ Tophatsig 02:10, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Better. If you've got the patience, try playing a little with the border between his hair and the background; real hair tends to be hair...hair...hair/background...hair/background...background, whereas this goes hair...background. I hope that made sense. I've been passing time by holding my breath. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Just so you know Jocke, clown noses don't normally have straps. They, ussually, have small slits cut in them, so that they bite into the sides of a nose and stay on. So yah, you can remove it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:21, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Don Elmo Corleone

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"Ernie, Bert will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated. It's an old habit. I spend my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not puppets. It could be anyone. I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life, I don't apologize; to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the strings held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize; that's my life, but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn't enough time, Ernie. It wasn't enough time. Now listen, whoever comes to you with this Bert meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that."

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Fairly Elmoish. The collar doesn't look right, though. You should work in a higher resolution; it's lo-res enough that the circles of the eyes have flattened out a bit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:09, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

How To Read For Retards

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ReadingForRetards

Yes fellow retards, now even YOU can read. That is you need to be able to read the book to begin with.

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The black behind "retards" isn't the same black as the surrounding, um, black. Black! The voice bubble text, that should stay in its bubble, goes off the right edge of the bubble. Bubble! The "How to read" text is different than the typeface they normally use. It's generally this. This! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:48, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

i just gotta say, thats really offensive, and may it be funny for some people like you, it is VERY offensive to most others. Retardedness is a subject that is best to stay away from...plus, modus, and jocke pirat are right, the black is a black that isnt the black that we need.Reubnick 22:20, 26 March 2007 (UTC)


"How to read" does not align correctly - it is a bit slanted and it is not properly centered. ~ Tophatsig 20:40, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Also, instead of a wheelchair, try a hockey helmet. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Rogaine is for make bushy hunkmen

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Try Rogaine, it is for make bushy hunkmen!

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First, try to find a hi-res version of the Rogaine ad. This one is all pixely. Second, while the concept intrigues, the technical...process...to make it seem "real" is problematic. Or to put it another way, if it's not perfect you'll end up making the "before" Borat look like a burn victim. Which is what happened. Try selecting fairly small areas (an eyebrow, for example) with a fair amount of feathering, and "clone brush" it in with neighbouring skin tone. If it doesn't look "just right", undo and try again. When you've got that one area looking right, SAVE and move on to the next.
Alternately, if you don't want to go insane, find a picture of a bald guy and face swap Borat's features onto it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:23, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Actually, i have no idea what possesed me to make this, but i thought it would be funnier if i made Borat hideous. And what you said about the eyebrow...the thing is i want Borat to be minus eyebrows...i want no hair whatsoever on his face...how would this hold up on VFP? Would i be torn to shreds emotionally over the internet?Reubnick 00:25, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Maybe I should have been more specific. When I said "eyebrow", I meant "the area of an eyebrow for purposes of retouching, or 'chopping, to remove said eyebrow, vis-a-vis de-brow, converting said brow into an unbrow, a no-brow, or, as more commonly known, skin.". Would it pass VFP as is? I dunno. I've seen better stuff torn to shreds there (*sniff*), and I've seen worse stuff pass. I also saw a cabbage on the road once. What it was doing there, I'll never know. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:35, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Hal Turner 9000

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The racist computer system that makes no mistake.

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Snip the head band for the earphones where it crosses over the top left and right of Hal. It looks like Hal is standing behind the headphones. The headphones, meanwhile, are hovering. Which is crazytalk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:23, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Better. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, 25 March 2007 (UTC)


James Brown's True Headstone

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James Brown's true headstone, photographed on location.

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  • Bit of a rough job on Photoshop, still learning my way around :p. Dad 'n I found it funny though, so, what do you all think? ---Demonbob 00:13, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Use a seriph typeface, it's classy. Also, shouldn't the epitaph be " rather than ' ? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

I would also suggest that you use a blur brush a bit - the letters are too sharp and crisp. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Legends of the Hidden Temple

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Stephen Spielberg's latest attempt at a movie.

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The text should be bigger, it's too hard to read. Statham needs to be a bit darker and Seagal should be lighter (Seagal has some fluff on the right side of his head that should be cropped out. No, the your right side. His eye doesn't look right either...the red one overlapped the lid and has no highlight). Lastly the temple needs some sort of faded background. It looks like it's hovering at the moment, rather than it being "on top" of the image.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:04, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Try making the title text bigger.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:20, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Got it fixed. --~ Tophatsig 21:37, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm, center the title text. It's off centre, which makes me lean to the right. Then I get a crick in the neck and I'm grumpy all day. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:54, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Now with more center. --~ Tophatsig 23:23, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
That's not quite what I meant...but it's okay. I meant the "Legends of the Hidden" part of the title should be centred. The remaining title text and the temple can be offset. In any event, hopefully you're starting to see how comparatively minor changes can make a disproportionate improvement on a 'chop. It's the same way with words (read a page by Hardwick or Procopius, then read one by pretty much anyone else and you'll see what I mean). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:34, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Gun Fight

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I dunno what to put here.

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  • It should start out fist, knife... then go to what you've got, and the end should destroy them both, simply because the Stick people killed my parents. Or maybe that was liquor.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:38, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  • There. Next comment, please.--The Jeff Killer 03:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
    Put a bigger gap at the end. It starts over too soon...and it doesn't need the "censored" bit. The guy on the right blowing up would be better. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:57, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Needs some kind of nuke to kill them both off. Also, the knife doesn't look very knife-ish. Use a sword instead. --BaCaRuDa 15:39, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah. The knife looks like a toothpick. Jedibob5 22:02, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Prosthetic Joe

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He was the average american guy, until he was called to serve his country. He fought furiously in the 12 hour long Granada war, and managed to lose all his limbs and his eye in it. Now he is a battle scarred veteran, and his limbs have all been replaced with super robotic parts giving him extraordinary powers. He is currently battle testing in Iraq, and is a spokesperson for viagra.

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God bless America! Also, he needs a big "state of texas" belt buckle. Maybe a mullet.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:16, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Terrorist Fairy

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This image is going to go in the Afairyism article. It illustrates a typical terrorist Fairy holding a machine gun in the deserts of the Middle East. (This incomplete part of the article is being temporarily stored in my sandbox, along with another picture)

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Weri long wang 17:14, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

He's got no shadow (and you told me there was no film in your camera!).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
I’m not experienced enough in Photoshop to make shadows. Can you download the image and do it? Weri long wang 20:58, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
No, but I'll tell you how I do it. 1) imagine what his shadow on the ground would look like 2) make a shadow "shaped" thingy with the lasso tool (with a blurred edge) 3) copy the background with that selection 4) paste the selection as a new layer on top of the background layer 5) play with brighten/contrast until it looks shadowish. You could just lasso a shadowy shape on the background image and darken/contrast that, but this covers your ass if you want to undo it a hundred edits from now.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:14, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

How's this? (can someone fill in the images row here) Weri long wang 21:49, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Not bad.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:01, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
What is the pee review rating? 0-10?The preceding unsigned comment was added by Weri long wang (talk • contribs)
We don't do that here. Artistes are too tempermental. And mental.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:20, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Featured image standard? Weri long wang 01:35, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

If you look through PFP you'll see that they wander from nearly perfect to nearly the opposite of that. So, yes, maybe or no. One of those. You'll never know until it hits VFP, and I'm the last person who should say "Yes, it'll pass VFP" or "No, it will not pass VFP", as my hit/miss ratio with selfnoms there is about 50/50. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
I might as well give it a try. It’s a kind of funny idea: a raging fairy. Weri long wang 02:46, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
(or maybe not) Weri long wang 11:53, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Time Magazine: The Next Antichrist Found!

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Yes the controversial cover that stated it all.

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Anybody??? ---- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Try a bigger Britney. Maybe try it as "Crazy bitch of the year" or "white trash of the year" instead of antichrist. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:32, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Well I see what your going for but I was mainly targeting how she shaved her head and screamed "I'M THE ANTICHRIST". Also how she got that 666 tattoo on her head. ---- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Ah. This is why I don't keep up on popculture. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:53, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
Hey! I just noticed that this is the same cover I once used for a 'chop. I wonder how many other people have used it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:22, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh you sneaky devil you noticed didn't you! Yeah I was VERY against it at first (chopping a chop) but then I couldn't find anything else. so yeah ---- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Well, you didn't chop a chop. It's just the same cover, that's all. It made me go back and reminisce...ahh, good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:03, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Bible

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The previous problem was mixing too many image types together (cartoon, photo, computer generated etc). Does this work any better? I used a white(ish) background to make it seem less cluttered and to draw attention to the important parts. If you think the DVD film synopsis is inapropriate and or unfunny, the blank version is available here: [1] (don't review this image if you're under 18 years of age: strong bloody violence). A brand new version. Is this any better? (blurred all the text this time)

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Weri long wang 13:17, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Try using a more macho typeface for the header text; the bubbly one is too lovey in comparison with Moses and the accompanying text. This one almost more for Pee Review, as it's a text addition...the end text doesn't match the "theme" of the rest; I can't see a dvd cover promoting the enclosed dvd as "dog shit" (and it's Iron Age, though some people say Bronze Age, as Iron age makes them think of trains. Then they start making that "chugga-chugga, woo-woo!" sound, which gets really annoying, so I say "Stop that!". Then they say "Mom! Modusoperandi is picking on me!". Now I'm grounded). --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
I anticipated that, and I agree. The blank version is available to put more apropriate text on it. I like to use the term "Dark Ages" when talking about religion; I believe it's most apt. "Iron Age" says nothing about the barbarism associated with the Bible. Weri long wang 14:58, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
It's on the Pee Review now. We can have a look through any suggestions to see which is most appropriate. Do you have a suggestion? Weri long wang 15:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Just remember that there's a fine line between pointing out hypocrisy and ranting. The former can be entertaining, while the latter is the generally the opposite of that. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:17, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

OK then, that's why I'm asking for suggestions. Also here's a new typeface: n[2] Weri long wang 15:19, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I'd be more helpful textwise, but I've written my last Biblical epic, and don't plan on going back. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:29, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • There's some inconsistency with the text and the scanned in bits - consider sharpening the small print and BBFC Guidance etc. at the bottom or blurring the new added text slightly. Or both. Also, consider what impression you wanna create: will it be cartoony and cheesy or epic and overly formal? If the former, consider adding more primary colours and a 'wacky' font. If the latter, change the heading font to an engraved style or a serif font. Other than that, I'd love to see this video in a bargain bin at Hindley Market boot sale on a Sunday morning.
    Also, as a side note, is there any way you could perhaps format this into an article of its own like this? That could be good. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:36, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I want the DVD synopsis to give the impression that the Bible (or at least the film) is a meaningless, cobbled together collection of stories, detailing barbaric savages killing people en masse for no reason. I definitely don’t want it to be cheesy. I think it’ll be easier to blur the new text (when we’ve decided what that should be) Weri long wang 20:49, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Here's a blurred header and a texture that runs throughout the whole image. [3] Weri long wang 12:24, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

An entire new version. Is it any better (with blurred letters this time). Weri long wang 15:13, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I prefered the old layout, skewed text makes me woozy. Also, try a more serify (new word, hurrah!) typeface for the title.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Any one font in mind? Should I leave the special features box in? What about the new synopsis? Weri long wang 19:12, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
An old English font and some serif would look nice and religousy.--~ Tophatsig 00:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)


1up Soda

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The famouse soda that's sweeping the nation!

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Try to make the "1" look more like a one and less like a 7 with rhinoplasty. The mushroom guy and mario need highligts to match the can. I don't know what program you use, but try either 1) a "lighten" layer on top of mushroom/mario or 2) just select a rectangle shape to match the highlight on the can (but on the "mushroom" layer or the "mario" layer) and lighten a bit. And you might want to distort the brim of Mario's hat down a bit (stretch and distort are dangerous tools; if you don't get it "just right", it looks like you stretched/distorted it, rather than looking like it came from the pop can factory that way). Keep in mind that the front of the can will have no distortion, and the left/right hand edges will have a bunch, but it's not a linear distortion. Picture two parallel lines (like =), if they were pasted onto right side of the can they wouln't look like this >, they'd look like this D (but without touching...it's not a perfect analogy). I hope I didn't confuse you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

I use Photoshop CS2 and uh yeah I mostly understood. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Hey Modusoperandi. Do you use photoshop? because judging by what you said it doesn't seem like you use it. Also you can just lighten the layers themselves. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

That would be #2, then. I sometimes use extra layers for effects because it's easier to undo thirty steps later (when you're beyond whatever number of undo's you have). No, I don't use Photoshop. I got a copy of PSelements with my Wacom, but I don't want to learn a new graphix app. I use Draftpanzerdrawin IV, the best damn 'chopping program that Nazi Germany every produced. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:13, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

D3AR L3AD3R

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D3AR L3AD3R, North Korea's most l33t Mii avatar

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  • For an upcoming UnNews story. Since I don't have a Wii...stop giggling...even though I tried to buy a Wii...stop it!...is this sufficiently Mii-like for Dear Leader? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:24, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm not quite sure I get it. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Well, it's Kim Jong-Il, and he's got a Wii...so he's got a Mii avatar...which is him. Plus he's the best at everything. Have you ever read the news story about him scoring all hole-in-ones during a round of golf? He does that all the time! It's true!...so he's l33t. The l33test ever! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:36, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Kill God!

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Athe kills God

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Here is an image of the goddesses of the atheists, Athe, killing God using a nuclear flamethrower. Any comments on this? Weri long wang 01:12, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure that it works fine in context with it's page, but it's awfully obscure w/o it. Also, I try to stick to one or two different "styles" per 'chop; more than that becomes distracting (each element in this 'chop is from a different source, and it hurts the suspension of disbelief. Who Framed Roger Rabbit, for example, works fine with two styles, but if they'd added anime and claymation and CGI on top of the real world/toon combination, it would've just been a mishmash). Try, for instance, swapping god out with a grumpy old fart w/a white beard...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
It's a problem trying to fing images of the right kind on line: a super-sexy goddess holding a nuclear flamethrower isn't something you find everyday. I can see what you're saying though, they don't seem to mix that well. I'll keep that in mind from now on. Weri long wang 13:11, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

The Last Party

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Best.........Party........ever

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  • Um, I've never had the room go all purple...try losing the purple and make the painting blurry (but keep the pot crisp). Is that the Holy Bong? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:11, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Holy bong? I guess it is now! But yeah it goes with the whole "getting high" aspect, ever hear "Purple Haze" by Jimmy Hendrix? I tried multiple colors but ended up looking too fucked up. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Purple Haze is about a LSD trip, or a dream, depending on whom is asked.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:01, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Better, try less distortion at the bottom. It still looks like a trip...and keep in mind that there's already a featured pic with a similar tack, if VFP is the direction you're headed.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:00, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Whoa, dude. The removal of the purpliness has improved the pic. Maybe do another 'nightclub' or 'drug den' version? -- Hindleyite Converse 19:41, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Error: Moon Landing Not Found

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Where'd the Moon Landing go?

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  • Simple but effective take on the "Moon landing is fake" thingy. I think that's about as clear as you can make it, within the limitations of Googlemoon (it does lose something as a thumbnail...legibility, for one).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes, this image works better 'blown up'. I like this. When are we getting Google Jupiter? -- Hindleyite Converse 19:43, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

MMOrphine

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MMOrphine

Tired of only being able to get in 10 hours a day on your favorite MMOG? Well, then take some MMOrphine! It'll keep you going, and going, and going...

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  • Hmmmmm I guess it's fine the way it is, except the admis aren't fans of text based jokes. You could try to make it more of a parody by referencing Wow into. Overall it's not bad, but not good. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Hitler Gas and GREEEEELlll

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For da Führer IN YOU!

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  • The "fire" visible through the cutouts should be more "firey" (hunt down a pic of a forest fire, or campfire and try using that). The nazi flag is too bright (lower the contrast a bit), and the yarmulke isn't obviously a yarmulke at first glance (there's no shading underneath it). Wouldn't Hitlerco manufacture gas industrial ovens?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:00, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Meh I'll get on it. I'm just glad the image quality isn't total shit cause it looks like it on my computer. It has a habit of crapifing image quality. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

I was think of changing the and to ont or like german for and. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

With this version Hitler and the guy inside the grill are out of proportion (either Adolf is too small, or the guy is too big). The shadow under the yarmulke is too dark (try a more diffused shadow). The smoke is only coming out of one side of the stack and it's got a weird right-angle thing happening (the right "edge" of the smoke is too clearly delineated...not "smokey" enough). Lastly (and this is potentially a bitch to correct), the lighting on the grill is top-down, but Hitler's is left-right. Also lastly, but moreso, Hitler should have an apron of some sort, maybe a "zig heil ze cook" one with bloodstains.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Hello: Combat Involved box

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From Microsoft and Spungie Poodios comes the highest selling first person cookery shooter in the genre. 9 out of ten chefs cook! Only on Xbox.

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  • "Master chef" needs to be more chef-like. Add an oven mitt and an apron. Maybe swap out the alien flying thingy for an oven firing french bread and chef's gun for one of those icing squirting "pastry bags", too. Shouldn't it be "Jello: Cooking Evolved"? Also, you may want to start over with a higher resolution pic; this one is so low res that, even with blur, things like his hat and the oval around the title will still look all pixely.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:17, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Thankyou, sir, I'll get to work. By the way, what's 'jello'?The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ikabu (talk • contribs)
Jello is one of the most misused desserts ever invented by man. For every yummy recipe involving Jello the another recipe so foul that the gates of Hell themselves would not allow it to enter. (and don't forget to sign your posts here with ~~~~).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Thankyou sir, I'll see what I can do. Ikabu 21:31, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • This pic made me laugh, if only for the dude pointing a gun at you with "Hello" underneath.  :)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:33, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • I think this is a bit better. The resolution still isn't very good, I'm sorry to say. Ikabu 23:28, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
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