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[edit] Pro Tips

A simple procedure for producing professional quality composite images;-

  • Google...image...search
  • Get the GIMP. Like MSPaint, it's free. Unlike MSPaint, it doesn't suck.
  • Get a graphics tablet. 6"x9" tablets go for $100 and up. You wouldn't write a novel with a mouse, why would you draw a picture with one? A hundred bucks will save you hours of fighting poor ergonomics (mouse bad, pen good). Your wrist and fingers will thank you.
  • Use the highest-res source images that you can find. A 1000x1000 image eats RAM, but the end result will be superior to the same 'chop with 200x200 pixel source images.
  • Increase the size of your picture to 400% while working on it (if high-res source images aren't available).
  • Save often. Or, to put it another way, save often.
  • Always paste into an empty layer so you can tint and fade that layer to match the original.
  • Lowering the contrast can help blend the two layers.
  • Use an eraser set to low opacity to fade out the hard edges of anything you paste (dont over do it).
  • When you're happy with how it looks, collapse the layers, and add your new pic as a new layer over the original one, then use an eraser (set to low opacity) to rub out the top layer to reveal your modifications (This helps to blend the two pics).
  • Simple colors modifications can be done this way too (B&W etc).
  • When you're happy with how it looks, collapse the layers for the "final" version (be sure to save both a one layer image, for uploading to Uncyc, and a layered image, so that you don't have to start all over if you need to tweak it).
  • Use a despeckle/salt and pepper filter to pick out any hot pixels.
  • Sometimes a very small amount of blur works well at this point.
  • Reduce your pic to 400-600px (large enough, but not stupidly big). Don't save as GIF unless you really have to. GIFs sucks. JPG is better, but can suffer from bleeding/pixelation on high contrast areas. PNG is best. This is why no one ever uses that format.

[edit] Graduates from Reefer University

Reefer Desk Graduates are now archived here.

[edit] Current Images/Ideas for review

  • New entries on top. Add --~~~~ after your comment, please. Cheers.

[edit] from UnNews:US Capitol gripped by Riots, Lactose Intolerance, and Protestantism

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Show Us Your Tits

For some reason this crowd took a left at a stop light, and is accidentally picketing downtown New Jersey

Image credit: Hawthorn Peebles
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Wow, I've never done reefer before...is it fun? — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 10:15, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

The "black" of the sign text seems blacker than the "black" of the main image. It's a common occurrence. And no, Reefer Desk is not fun. It's like baseball, but without the drunkenness, spitting and genital adjusting. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 16:04, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
LOL @ Reefer...but yeah, I can color sample the old text and change or fill the text with the old shade of black. I get what you mean. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 20:12, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine

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The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine

The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine, when hundreds of lumberjacks driven mad by "the call of normal life" threw themselves in the frigid Lake Superior, were a devastating blow to Canada's economy, prompting the Canadian government to begin enforcing rations of yule logs, beer, bear traps, cheaply-made moose heads and maple syrup in order to make up the deficit.

Image credit: Necropaxx
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Yes, how do I improve the quality to survive a technical bashing on VFP? Thankyew. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 04:13, Oct 27 2009

The water is blue and blurry, yet the lumberjacks are red and not. Plus they're standing up underwater, which is just silly. And they're identical triplets, which I'm pretty sure doesn't happen. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 04:54, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Well, if you wanted realism, why not point out that there was no such thing as the Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine? Will try to blur up the lumberjacks tho. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 05:14, Oct 27 2009
I was there, man, and they looked like they were underwater. Which they were. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 05:25, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
I'm kind of wary of using blur, actually. Is there a different tool you would suggest using to achieve that rarefied "underwater" look I'm so desperately craving? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 06:10, Oct 27 2009
Photoshop might have an effect of some sort that simulates it. Alternately, use the water that's "behind" the lumberjacks, paste it as a layer "in front" of them, then fiddle with it. Sorry if I got too technical there. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 06:46, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Will do tomorrow (it's 1 am here). Thanks MO. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 06:50, Oct 27 2009
OK, I blurred the outer edges of the lumberjacks. Is that what you were talking about? I also think the color contrast between the lumberjacks and the water is off a bit. How would I fix that? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 23:35, Oct 27 2009
Take the water behind them, copy it as a new layer and put it in front of them. Then play with that layers transparency, or mess with the lumberjacks' colour balance, or put a layer in front of them, make it blue, then play with its transparency.
And the lumberjacks need to be blurry or distorted (with each on being a little moreso than the "closer" to you). They look like they're just sitting on top, rather than in, the water. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 03:19, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Alright, I transparentized (or transparentised, really, I don't care) the lumberjacks, used the "wave" option in the "Distort" menu (I'm using PSE 2) to "wobble" them, and used the burn tool to darken the lumberjacks some more. Did I do good/anything else? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 03:52, Oct 28 2009
Much better. They could use bubbles (who couldn't?), if you can do it without it looking dumb. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 04:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Bubbles added. I lowered the opacity because they looked stupid at 100%. Unless they're still stupid. They're not, are they? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 05:14, Oct 28 2009
It looks alright. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 07:29, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
OK! Then I hereby declare this image a reefer graduate and to VFP it goes! Thanks a lot Modus! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:28, Oct 28 2009
Actually, never mind about the reefer grad thing, as it needs to be featured first. Silly me! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:30, Oct 28 2009
For some reason, the image doesn't seem to have updated. Damn Wikia. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 13:39, 28 October 2009
Ugh. I'll try messing with the pixel size, it seemed to work in preview mode. (I thought it was just me experiencing this.) Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:54, Oct 28 2009

[edit] Tigger Gets Seriously Fucking Wasted

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Tigger Needed Stronger Catnip

This is why not to give your cats catnip.

Image credit: Rbpolsen
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I seriously overhauled this image. Since I couldn't remove the text, I redid the whole background. If possible, I actually make Tigger a whole lot scarier. This time, I also kept the PSD in case I had to edit it. What do ya think guys? Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 05:28, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Since there's no text, you can zoom in some on Tigger. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 22:55, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
I would, except doing so degrades the image. While I wouldn't mind a larger image, I think it looks great at this size. Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 04:01, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Anyone else? Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 04:01, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

More smoke from the joint, man. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 07:11, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Done. Anything else? Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:17, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
The smoke should be whiter (or have more white highlights), and the joint needs a cherry ('cause pot that isn't lit doesn't make smoke, man). Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 00:30, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
It ain't pot, it's catnip. Anyways, yeah, done and done. Is there anything else? Also, would you recommend a feature? Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 01:43, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
I don't do that here. This is because I have no sense of humour. I lost it back in the 'Nam, where I was an officer and my men accidentally shot me. A bunch of times. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 01:52, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Scottish Bagpiping Popstars... Och!

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Scottish Bagpiping Popstars... Och!

Electric bagpiperists are notorious for their wild on-stage antics.

Image credit: Necropaxx
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Well MO, I made this for my newest article that I might as well plug now and I'm wondering if you think 'tis funny enough for VFP. Thanks. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 05:43, Sep 7

He needs to cast a shadow on the speakers (and the bagpipes need to cast a shadow on him. Try duplicating the pipes, lean them over a bit, then make that the base for the shadow, if that makes any sense at all), play with the brightness/contrast of the speakers to match the rest of the pic (they're a bit bright), the kilt is too obviously mirrored (real things rarely end up exactly the same on both sides. See how one of your balls is bigger than the other? Everyone else noticed, but they were too polite to say anything, so the sad duty fell to me), he doesn't actually appear to be playing the bagpipes (one arm squeezes the bag while the other holds the note-thingy, right? So, perhaps a pic of someone playing a guitar would work better), and I don't give nods as to the odds on VFP (because I have no idea what other people will like. This is because they're all stupid and they smell and I hate them! Ooo! I hate them so much!) Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 06:44, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
I can't do all that much because I forgot to save it as a .PSD (stupid Necropaxx! Stupid stupid sputid!) but I lowered the contrast on the speakers to -20 and tried adding some bagpipe shadow. I don't know what you mean by add some shadow to the speakers (they're black anyway, so what's the difference?). I can't do anything really about the kilt. Anyway, how do you feel about the concept/joke thing? Zany enough? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 07:07, Sep 7
So you brought a pic to reefer desk that you can't really change? Have you gone mad?
The not-black part of the speakers can have his shadow. See on the left how his shadow gets to the speaker then just stops?
It is zany. I've never been a fan of zany. Too zany. I prefer madcap. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 13:01, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Alright, I darkened the bottom orange part. Is that what you meant? Also: Madcap is good. Zany is better. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 18:36, Sep 7
Better. Oh, and I just noticed that the bagpipe's "black" isn't as black as the black in the rest of the image (it's also got whitish and jaggy edges). Of course, since you only have the image saved as a single layer, there is nothing you can do about that latter bit. Nothing! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 18:41, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Nothing, eh? Clone tool, to me!! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 18:57, Sep 7
Clone tool'd. Howzat? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 19:18, Sep 7
Better. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 19:30, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Can I make it betterer...? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 19:40, Sep 7
Yes. The bagpipe is still too bright (see how its tartan pattern looks faded compared to the kilt, and the dark parts of its drones aren't nearly as dark as the dark bits of the rest of the pic?) Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 19:43, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
The bagpipe or the kilt is too bright? Which one, 'cause to me it looks as though the kilt is brighter. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 19:48, Sep 7
The colours on the kilt are richer, but the brightness on his bag (*giggle*) is, um, brighter. That's what I meant by "faded". Darkening the entire bagpipe would've cleared that up. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 20:11, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
I darkened the drones too. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 19:53, Sep 7
But you did not shoot the dep-u-dee. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 20:11, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Darkened. Anything else? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 00:52, Sep 8
Yes. The amps are mirrored, but if you look at an amp and another identical amp, the only difference is their sameness (copy the face of the one that's right way around over the other one. You'll probably have to warp it a bit to put it back in perspective). And the file size is insane. Try uploading one that's 600px or so, to avoid clogging the tubes of the internet. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 03:18, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
'Tis perspectivized. And hey, the insane file size makes for easy editing, so nyah. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 03:31, Sep 8
Work large. Upload to Uncyc small. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 05:57, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
The kilt is a bit weird. I'd look for a picture of someone sitting in a similar position wearing a kilt and use that instead cause the current one looks a bit off. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:31, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
At the top of the pipes there are some pieces that used to be white but are transparent now. That wire that's coming from the speaker on the right looks, and obviously is, drawn on. I don't think you need it. The part of the kilt between the legs looks weird. I can see you did some special effects with it, but the result is that this red and yellow line at the bottom appears to disappear in some invisible dimension. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 13:48, 9 September 2009

[edit] Hagia Sophia

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Sophia!

But seriously, how has no one done this before?

Image credit: The Woodburninator
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So, I'm wondering if the image looks good, also, if funny. Also, I know the Sophia stuff is kind of old. Also, how is your day going? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:21, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I only know that it's potato because of the title. Otherwise, it just lookslike the roof is oddly coloured. If the potatoes stuck out more, it might work better. My day is going awesome. I took a big dump. Then I said, as I walked out of the restroom, "Wooh. Don't go in there for a while." I'm classy. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 18:01, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Maybe change the spires for french fries. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 18:06, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, changed the poatoes for now. Are they looking better? I think they look more contrasty (not sure if that's a word, but whatever). Tried the fry spires, but couldn't get them to look right at all. I might try them again, but If I do, I'll probably need to take a picture of a fry myself. Trying to find a good image of a fry is no fun. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:54, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It's still not potatoey. At best it's potatoish. Without context you wouldn't know what the joke was. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 20:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Baby steps. It's better than the second cousin twice removed of potato it was earlier. Well, do you have any suggestions on how to make it look more potato-like? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:14, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I've given you all I have! I'm just one man! Woe! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 06:54, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Woe is you indeed. Well, changed the spires a bit. But I'm not sure if I like them or not. Y? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
At first I thought it was cheese. Hmm, I have the mental image of potatoes being all dark and dusty with spots and bits sprouting out - maybe make the domes a bit less geometrically correct by using the top half of some really out of shape unpeeled potatoes. Also, try having some full potatoes skewered on top of the spires for extra potatoeyness. Alternative: make the turrets crinkle cut crisps! Just a few suggestions, it's coming along pretty nicely. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 21:25, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I got cheese from the spires as well. It might just be that I need to get a new potato or two for this one. And thanks for the suggestions. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:10, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, you might consider changing the whole building into brownish yellowish colors. If you want to make the potatoishness more obvious, you could change the dome to more accurately show the image of an authentic potato. You don't have to limit yourself to the boundaries of the real building, for instance the dome could reach higher and be slightly irregular. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 13:37, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
I'm afraid I too am not feeling the essence of potato. And at first glance I also thought it was cheese. Perhaps if you use an actual potato for the roof. Everything is too smooth and sculpted, potatoes are... not. The others have pretty much covered it. Find your inner potato. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:35, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Cheerios (avenasativa)

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Cheerios as drug

If it did get FDA-approved...

Image credit: MacMania
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Before the whole FDA-says-Cheerios-is-an-unapproved-drug thing gets old.
I'm too late, aren't I? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN 16:16, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Needs fineprint of some sort. Maybe make it as a box, and have that foil/bubble thing that pills have sliding out of it (but with cheerios instead of pills). And after that, which sounds hard to do, you can buy me a pony! Yay! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 19:45, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
All right, done that. How's it look? (That foil/bubble thing took a lot of effort for a novice like myself. But at the end it was worth it, as I was now realising how utterly silly it would be to have to pop every Cheerio out to put in that bowl of cereal. What if the Cheerios all crumble inside?) MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN 23:04, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and also: <excuse validity="lousy">the flaps open inwards.</excuse> MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN 23:07, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Better. I had no idea that Cheerios were so small. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 02:46, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Ah, but that box is the size of a cereal box. Regardless, the Cheerios are probably out of scale. But I can always make the pathetic excuse that everything's closer/farther away than you think. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN 02:48, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Excuses aside, it does need a lid. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 02:53, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Rudimentary flaps added on the left side. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN 03:27, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
And one more while you're not looking. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN 03:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Pretty decent as is, but try cartoonifying the cheerios and see what that looks like. I just wanna know... -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 21:20, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Ass Pounding

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Ass Pounding

That bitch's ass is gonna get pounded.

Image credit: Not A Good Username360
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The person has no shadow, but the mule does. Freaky. Also, I think that you might have "women issues". Freaky. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 03:58, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
I'd considered adding a shadow, but then I realised that, if you'd look closely, the person is on top of a hill, and the mule's shadow is both small and behind him, meaning there's no need for a shadow because it's on the other side of the hill. And I don't have "women issues", it's just a play on swear words. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:52, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Like, I get the meaning of this image (as explained by the caption), but the image itself doesn't really fit the description. Is there some way of showing the sleeping dog's ownership of the mule? Perhaps if the mule had a leash that the dog was holding. Also, the dog doesn't look very doglike. I think this image has real potential, but the current execution of the idea is a bit lacking. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:49, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
I know the dog doesn't look the donkey's owner, but I couldn't find an approriate image of a dog reared up as if riding on the donkey... perhaps if I were to find such an image, it'd be better... I'll troll around GIS, see if I can find one. Also, what do you mean the dog doesn't look "dog-like"? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:51, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
There you go. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 23:15, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Alright, I've fixed most of the problems... how is it now? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:47, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Looks great except the dog looks really out of place. It also doesn't look like the dog could possibly be alive. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
IT'S... ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I agree that the dog doesn't look right yet. The link Modus gave has some promising options. I think your best bet would be to use a different dog altogether and make him look like he is actually in the saddle. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:51, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, if the dog is in the mule's saddle, he should cast a shadow too. --UU - natter 13:42, Sep 9

[edit] This is your Tigger on Drugs

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This is your Tigger on Drugs

I nomm'ed this for feature because I thought it was worthy. Apparently, it wasn't funny enough. So now I'm doing what I should have done first, get it reviewed. I was told that Tigger's euphoric state conflicted to much with the "This is your Tigger on Drugs" message and it looked to much like a Phish fan's bumper sticker. What do you think?

Image credit: Rbpolsen
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Any ideas? I kind of want it to get featured, but only if it wins fair and square. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 05:41, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

You should change 'This is your Tigger' part into something funnier. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter21px-Fan_girl_1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 21px-Nuke_explosion.gif 16:44, 18 July 2009

[edit] Rod-randomness

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"...and the whole world was encima (on top of) this average Latin Family taking a family photo..." Seriously.

Image credit: Flutter
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Look at the summery of the file for all the things I have in tis' random images before telling me. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter21px-Fan_girl_1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 21px-Nuke_explosion.gif 08:35, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

It seems a bit random. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 15:13, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Too random for me to consider that funny, sorry. Aside, it's well-done and I can tell it took a lot of work. (Don't I sound like a 3rd Grade teacher?) So, kudos anyways, Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 05:44, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
MMMM, this lacks Billy Mays... —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter21px-Fan_girl_1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 21px-Nuke_explosion.gif 02:09, 22 July 2009

[edit] American Clintic

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American Clintic

Capturing the heart and soul of American marriage

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Clinton looks like a turkey! --Fallopian 04:30, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Would have been a lot funnier IMO if Hilary looked less like a giraffe (the neck?), and if the lighting looked consistent. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 05:46, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] It's a reefer day, you want some police man?

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Mary-Jane's Mug Shot

She told police that she was using the pot as a cooking utensil, however witnesses say she was planted firmly inside of it while it had soil in it.

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  • While im at it whadya say? Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:37, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
    Two words: Blur. Ry. The text areas are really pixelly, artifact-filled and, um, blurry. They make it look like a photocopy of a photocopy. Make the black bits black, then add the text (and the numbers on the side, too, but switch the words "black" and "black" for "white" and "white"). Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 18:47, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
    Lol my intentions there were to sorta give the image an old blurry mugshot feel, but ill try it out fo sho, mebe get a look at some 2009 mug shots Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:51, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
    Well then, if you want it that style it all has to be that style. Instead of making the texty bits better, make the plant worse. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 18:54, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
    Do you think i should like make the plant black and white mebe? Old mug shots were black and white i spose and like maybe it would make more sense then Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:59, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
    I've done two. One was B&W, the other colour. It works either way, IMO. I MO! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 19:10, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Compare to older version... Does the grayscale work? Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:34, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
    It was better in colour. The pot was more recognizable as pot. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 12:59, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Ahh thanks I will blurr the green pot a bit then and see if it looks better than the old green pot. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 13:58, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
    Ok so like i did what i said i was gunna do and stuff... Blu Ry plant alert! Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 12:57, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] BGM, Prison City

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BGM, Prison City

The actionless packed narrative game from the southern hemisphere

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  • People seemed to like my image alot in the pee reviews, so i thought id get some more critisism here...This was created for my article: Bland Gift Manual, Prison City Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:29, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
    Making this more like the real GTA covers would be hard, as it would...steady yourself...require making this more like a real GTA cover (the words would be more...GTAish, the pictures would be more...GTAish). If you can ape that, then fill your boots. If not, then cut your losses and go for a soda. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 18:34, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Cha, when having to create completely new words out of a very hard to find font makes it very challenging... hmmm soda sounds tempting but ill see what i can do.
You're looking for Pricedown - available for free from larabiefonts.com and all good GTA fansites - the Vice City font is Rage - the trick to making it good is colour it white with a black stroke around it. -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:20, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Ninja-in-a-Box

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Ninja-in-a-box

coming to store shelves this holiday season

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Does anyone have any suggestions for me?-- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

The edges at the front of the box have not been erased very carefully. You'll need to clean that up. And the ninja's head is a bit jagged. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:43, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
And where's the shuriken? You can't have a ninja without shuriken! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 20:46, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
OK I will try to fix the roughness and the font edges but if I put a shuriken where would it go?-- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:15, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
What I meant was, without further ninjaness it's just a guy in a ski mask (for example, why is it in an unmarked box?). Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 15:39, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
So I will do as above but also make it more ninja-ee -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:56, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

The Ninja's head; it looks too patchy. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter21px-Fan_girl_1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 21px-Nuke_explosion.gif 20:06, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

I Just uploaded a new version. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 03:00, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
What graphical programifier are you using? The edges that used to be jaggy are now blurry. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 03:17, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
I am using Adobe Photoshop® Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 19:16, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Then your "feather edges" setting is too feathery. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 20:25, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

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