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Foreword by Paulgb


RadicalX got this award for Photoshopping once. He's that good.

A picture is worth a thousand words. It can also make a good article into a very good article. If you see an article in sore need of a picture, request the image here. Surely someone out there has a digital camera and the 'shopping skills to generate original images? (N.B. copyright-related shenanigans apply when uploading pictures)

The idea of this page is that it is for photos that are original or photoshopped, or for getting help finding an image that adds a lot to a page. If you simply want an illustrative image that is already all over the place on the internet, use GIS. I have this page on my watchlist, and I am sure that there are a few other people who have more PS skill than I do, so any request will probably lead to an image.

Also, since original content is better than just copying an image from some other site, if there are any images that are already uploaded but could have something added to them, post that up too. --Paulgb 09:55, 24 Mar 2005 (EST)

Not sure if this is the place for you? Have a look at some of our recent work!

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Note from RadicalX


Just a quick note for all you request makers. If I do an image for you and you see a way for it to be better, let me know! I'm willing to revise based on your vision. Seacrest out. --Strong RadX 21:54, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yah, same goes for pictures I make. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:00, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Same here, even though I haven't made anything worth 2 pence in about a year --LinkTGF 20:49, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
And a note from me: we try to pick up what we can on here, but be patient, we're busy, and can't respond to all requests straight away!
Also, this is really image request, rather than inspiration request. So please try to have an idea of the image you want in mind. If you ask for a specific image, it's easier to produce (or just to tell you it's not something we can do!). If not, you you may be waiting for a long time! (Or you may not). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:49, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Recently, the requests seem to have been going slower than average. Don't be shy, make requests! Our Photoshops and GIMPs will get bored without you! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 01:25, 13 February 2009 (UTC)


New requests go on top!

Before I specify what I want...

Can anyone here make animations as good as Can't Be Blamed? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:09, 16 November 2010

Spoofing Wikipedia's current site notice

Since A personal appeal from Jimbo Wales has been created and thought this might be a good oppertunity to spoof the current site notice on Wikipedia. The general idea I had was to simply substitute the Jimbo Wales photo of this image:

Picture 2 22-45-01

with other images from Category:Jimbo Wales such as


The only problem is incorporating the "A personal appeal from Jimbo Wales" as a link. I assume it's included as part of a template but I don't know the nessessary coding. MadMax 04:12, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

MadMax 04:12, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Well, the way they have it set up, the entire thing is a link, and the text is the same link with mouse-over effects. So the question is, how well does this place support CSS? The image(s) itself should be simple enough. How many do you want, though, and do you want them of the same form as the wikipedia ones? IS this what your forever template is for? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 05:28 (UTC)

I'll have to ask User:Splaka, or someone more familiar with the technical side of things about how well CSS works. I thought of using a single image originally, since Wikipedia is using one image, but I guess multiple ones could be used with <choose> to sort them randomly. The {{Forever}} template is just an idea I've been working on. Since Wikipedia uses it for its annual fundraisers, or at least since last year, I thought it'd be funny to have an Uncyclopedia version. MadMax 07:31, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ftiercel 07:22, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, that's pretty good. Thanks. MadMax 07:36, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm, still can't get the text to line up along the right side of the image. Solved the alignment problem with this version but text is a little small. It'd be nice to have an exact copy, complete with the "Read Now" and hide buttons. Of course, you could insert {{fakelink}} in place of the hide button as well. MadMax 08:03, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Useless comment - there was more than one image. I've seen at least three of Jimbo Wales, and they've even started having personal appeals from contributors, too... but of the wales ones, sannse linked this on IRC the other day, if you want an idea of how good they can get.

Although now, hitting purge a bunch of times, it always comes up with the same one... maybe they ditched the fun ones. Boo. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 15:54 (UTC)

Really? I just saw the one version. Ah well. MadMax 06:27, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

In other news, I've been fiddling, and actually mimicking what they did is impossible, anyway, because wikia not only does not let us use <css>, but doesn't even allow css image backgrounds, even of site files, which is the only effective way to prevent overflow or repeat a gradient in a hypertext setting.

My idea was to use this with this repeating, as that's the only logical way to do something like this, but since it is apparently impossible here... could try talking to sannse, but as it stands, Ftiercel's method is probably your best bet, although you'll need a way to suppress the overflow. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 16:31 (UTC)

Ooo! I got another idea. Since it's, like, for the site notice, and all, you could, erm, put a couple of extra classes in the Mediawiki:Common.css for it and... um... okay, that'd probably be a terrible idea. But... er... it would work. I think. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 16:44 (UTC)

That's a good idea but I should probably have to ask around before I start fooling around with it. MadMax 06:27, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry for this morning. I was in the hurry. I fixed the problem. Ftiercel 19:43, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Picture 2 22-45-01 Magic! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:01, 16 November 2010

Nice! The only thing is the "view the content message" on the original version but I'm guessing that's probably unavoidable if you're saving it? MadMax 06:27, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Does someone know how to make a real colored link? Moreover, this may interest you. Ftiercel 21:33, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

I tried using <font color=white> but it doesn't turn out so well. You might want upload a new version of your image and just use the text from the original version. MadMax 06:27, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

  • When I saw MadMax had added a version of this to the sitenotice I thought I should give it my best shot.
I hope you like it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:11, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
That's great, thanks ZB. MadMax 06:30, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Fergie Turkey

I would like this head:

Sexy Fergie

..on this body:

Sexy turkey

-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 10:40, Nov. 14, 2010

Sexy turkey

Like this? o_O Egads, I totally killed her hair. Oops. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 05:58 (UTC)

Oh my GOD!!! Get it away! GET IT AWAY! I love it! Though you think you could edit the hair shadow out of her lip? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:40, Nov. 16, 2010
Well, I reuploaded it, but wikia doesn't want to let go of the old version, so it might take awhile to update. Or not. I dunno. Is it better, if you can get it to show? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 16:03 (UTC)
Now she looks slightly overcooked. Perfecto! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 17:20, Nov. 16, 2010
Well, if it works... O_o Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 17:27 (UTC)

Ok this may sound weird...

...But can some one make me a picture that is outside, has nine trees, a bunch of dogs, a doughnut shop, and no grass. But whatever you do make shure thare are no children in it. Thanks.


I know I haven't used the last picture I asked for on here yet. But I will. It's just taking a long time. --Tophat headless 03:00, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, scrach that. I may ask for a similar picture later. Sorry. --Tophat headless 00:29, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Idea for Let's talk about something important

Could someone change "A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing" (left) to "A-B-E. A-always, B-be, E-editing" and "A-I-D-A. A-attention, I-interest, D-decision, A-action" (right) to "H-T-B-F-A-N-J-S. H-how T-to B-be F-funny. A-and N-not J-just S-stupid." ? I've submitted three photos although the right side is obscured so the H-T-B-F-A-N-J-S. part doesn't have to be exact.




MadMax 03:25, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

After spending about an hour trying to find my tablet pen, I gave up and fumbled this with a mouse:

Baldwin glengarry glen ross-1 buh

Will that work? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 06:25 (UTC)

Very cool. Thanks. MadMax 06:59, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Disguise & Blargh

a Sam make the Disguise and Blargh a Funny Picture:

DisguiseBlargh a Previous of Disguise And Have Expired Time this Time. Assalamualaikum Flag of Bruneimy Talkneed work:AWSOME FACE 11:16, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, but what exactly is this for, and for what are you seeking help, or even are you? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 15:42 (UTC)

Map of New York

I'm a random passer-by and former upstate New Yorker who got caught up doing a lot of writing on New York's article because it was crappy compared to Arizona - why should New York City have two articles? But I'm sticking with the theme of NYC being the "real" New York and Upstate being a mysterious unknown. A map expounding on the theme (perhaps using the themes laid out in the new geography section) would be excellent. The state maps on Wikipedia] may offer a starting point. Thanks. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

  • I don't really know much about the geography of New York state so I hope this is what you wanted. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:35, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
    • You're warm but not quite there: the "Here Be Dragons" part would extend all the way west and I think at least another row of counties south. The idea is "NYC and suburbs" vs "everything else, a.k.a. Upstate". If you want to take it further I'd at least fill in (very roughly) the major geological features: the Hudson River, the Adirondacks (from about Warren County north to the border) and the Catskills (the south and east end of the state west of the Hudson and without running into the NYC suburb counties). And maybe a big star for NYC. 06:48, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I've uploaded a new version. I hope you like it. I cleaned up some sloppy bits from the old version, got rid of a bunch more counties, and added a bigger star for New York City. I tried sketching on the major geographical features but it didn't really turn out so well so I got rid of them and just left it like this. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:31, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
    • I think this will do the trick, thanks! 17:12, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Don't Mess with Texas

Anyone have time to photoshop an altered version of this WP image for Don't Mess with Texas? MadMax 05:30, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Altered how, exactly? *emits aura of laziness* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 23:07 (UTC)

Didn't have anything in mind. I thought the regulars here might have some ideas. Maybe replacing the submarine with something? A clever caption could do just as well too. MadMax 03:25, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

  • I wasn't sure how you wanted the image altered so I took a wild guess. Hope you like it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:52, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! MadMax 03:25, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Noob Army!

Could somone make it so the text on this pic:

I want you 4

says "I WNT U 4 TEH NOOB ARMY! nearest recruting stashun" Thanks. --Tophat headless 01:45, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

I dunno... it might do better with a noobier fellow doing the pointing, too, you know? *ponders deep and hard* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 01:48 (UTC)

Like who? --Tophat headless 01:51, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

I dunno... here's your Sam, though. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 02:12 (UTC) Noob army

Oh, great. I messed up and had to reupload it and now it won't admit the file has changed... and the last time this happened it took a month for it to update. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 02:19 (UTC)

Nevermind. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 02:23 (UTC)

Great thanks! --Tophat headless 02:50, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Humanist Manifesto IV


Can you replace "Grand Theft Auto IV" with "Humanist Manifesto IV"? Can you also replace Niko with Barrack Obama?

Hows that? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:28, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, could you relace all the guns with Richard Dawkins books?-- 04:34, October 8, 2010 (UTC)HODIS

Help uploading image

Could someone upload this image for me? MadMax 05:30, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Here you go MadMax. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:33, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, that was fast. Thanks! MadMax 05:37, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Gay Shakespeare

I want a picture of Shakespeare whoring himself out to a nobleman to get patronage for one of his plays. It's for this article I'm working on. Nothing too obscene please, maybe just a bit of kissing or a face resting in a crotch. Something suggestive... or just whatever you can chop together really. Thanks guys, if that's not specific enough let me know. I'm in no rush here. --Black Flamingo 18:15, September 30, 2010 (UTC)


Is this what you're after? Or do you want Shakespeare dressed as a harlot or something?--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 23:41, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, that's good. Thank you. --Black Flamingo 07:22, October 4, 2010 (UTC)


Two image requests for an article I'm writing for the holidays.

  • A big public menorah lighting, but all evil-looking and shit. A black menorah, maybe red fire, or dark red clouds in the back, a pentagram star for sure.
  • Movie poster for Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, but with the title Chanupocalyto.

-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 16:41, Sep. 26, 2010

How's this for the big public menorah picture? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:48, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

And here is a movie poster. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:20, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

TAW competition


I need some templates and awards for an upcoming writing competition, The Article Whisperer, and was hoping some of the regulars here might be willing to submit a few ideas. TAW should be starting next week but won't be needed until the end of the competition in two or three weeks. I'd defenatly appreciate any assistance. Thanks. MadMax 13:25, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

  • Here's a medal that I made. If you have any suggestions on how I can make it better feel free to tell me. Also, you just say "awards" in the request. If this award isn't enough, what other awards specifically do you require? Cheers, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:48, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

That's great ZB, thanks! What I'd like specificaly:

  1. An award for contest winners.
  2. A secondary award for participants.
  3. A recognition award for judges.

MadMax 11:32, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Ok no problem. I could make three separate versions of the image above. Perhaps gold for the winner, silver for the participants, and bronze for the judges. I'll play around with it a bit right now and see what I can do. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:17, September 26, 2010 (UTC)


How about these three images? You say above that you'll need help making templates for these awards. I can help with that too if you'd like. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:43, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I'd appreciate that. I've already made {{TAWaward}} though I was thinking of a smaller "boxed" template, similar to UN:PLS or UN:ATDB, for the others. What do you think? MadMax 20:47, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Ok yeah that sounds good. I'll see what I can whip up. When I've got something to show you I'll drop you a line on your talk page. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:57, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Men's Bathing Suits in the cold (resolved)

If at all possible could someone please change this pic:

Men&#039;s Bathing Suits

So the back round makes it look like he's in a snowy place. Bonus points if you can fit a line of snow covered mountains in the back round with out it looking bad. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

How's this?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:14, 23 September 2010


I made a version of this image request before I saw that Zana Dark had also made one. Feel free to choose either one. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:41, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Oh man... these are bolth great! Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

Evil Dolphin (resolved)

Yo, i'm a first timer and i'd appreciate some photoshop help, I am adept at photoshop myself but I haven't quite delved into this section of 'shopping. Basically what I need is a black dolphin with small black shiny horns eating a normal dolphin. Cheers. jaysonboi 13:07, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

I will try to do that with these two pictures. Ftiercel 06:19, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Koolbeans. Thanks heaps dude. jaysonboi 11:29, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Is it what you want?
Evil dolphin
Ftiercel 19:02, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Wowww this is fuck-awesome! Thanks heaps holmes. Much appreciated :D jaysonboi 10:12, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

Mais je vous en pris :) Ftiercel 17:04, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

Gay Duck Necrophilia (Resolved)

working on an article on this. see the mallard wikipedia article for confirmation that this is a real request. But i would like it as disturbing and graphic as possible -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 08:16, Sep 5

Well, I couldn't come up with anything really unsettling. A lack of source images coupled with a lack of inclination and expertise on my part, I suppose. I'm sure there's some shock site that has images of poor ducks mashed up and rotting, but I wasn't really determined to find them. But you might want to keep this picture and this picture in mind if you haven't already, the first one apparently being the seminal (no pun intended) work on that rather obscure subject. In the mean time, have one that's disturbing, just not graphic. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 21:05, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
(moderately) kickass! Any way you could make the dead duck that is being violated look a little more dead on first sight, especially when one is looking at the thumbnail? As it currently is at first sight it just looks like some duck butt sex until you zoom in... But please don't take it as saying it sucks as an image. All in all it's pretty good. Just need the dead one more deader -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:33, Sep 6
Also, I really like the one on the left side that isn't currently being violated. It looks like it's bleeding from its ass from already being raped, which is pretty cool -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:34, Sep 6
Added cheesy blood splotching, exposed brains, and similar 'postmortem love trails' for massive deadage. The thumbnail version now makes it more obvious that the object of his "affections" is well past expired.MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 23:57, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry to say this, but he still looks alive at first. Had a friend of mine look at it without any prior knowledge, and he wasn't able to really see that it was dead, just looked like "one duck was fucking the other" -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:32, Sep 9
You may make an animated .gif with flies flying over this duck. Ftiercel 06:24, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Alright, that amount of blood should be visible from space or something. At least in a thumbnail, which I've now purged so you can see that something's clearly amiss with Mister Quacker's unwitting bedfellow. Also, added more bugs, which have to be disproportionally larger than life to be seen at that scale.MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 06:18, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

God yes. I almost shat myself when I saw it. Thanks so much! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:20, Sep 23

Award alterations

Try to keep this one professional! I put in a couple clandestine requests for this one, but just in case they fall through, I would like to some fancy but professional awards images for the Writer/Useless Gobshite of the 5.5. Years. You can come up with them from scratch if you want (try to keep it Sophia themed) or you can just slather File:2005wotyx.jpg in a fresh sheet of gold paint and encrust File:Goldcraproll.jpg with shiny pink rhinestones. Either approach works. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:50, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Here you go:

Oh, by "keep this one professional" you were looking for real awards... That might actually take a while...
But really, by "slather it in a fresh sheet of gold paint" did you mean keep the structure and the translucency and just give it a piss-like yellow cast, or try to retexture the thing? --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 07:31, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I love that Royal Useless Gobshite. If you can drench that in a sheet of gold that'd be perfect! And I actually love the Atlas design and the name "PenIs Mightier Award" plus the solid gold inkwell! But I think you can make the current Atlas thing right now look better (and also make the text a lot fancier). Make it so!
And a gold texture similar to the one on the inkwell, if you can do that, will be great. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:03, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Rather than retexture everything (my attempts came out looking like shit, being that I am ashamedly not too familiar with how to get the effect), I restored the Gobshite patch to nearer its original hue (although purple is a royal colour in a lot of places), equalized the colors and changed the text to be more Art Deco on the Pen is Mightier variety (although for some reason I see this award being more appropriate for Uncyclopedian of the Year), and I glammed up the existing WotY trophy in a similar garish, modern-day Hollywood fashion.--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:47, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
For some reason, the thumbnail on the new Royal Gobshite image hasn't purged correctly, yet. Might conceivably have to reupload... --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 23:05, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Just remembered that I'll have to give out 5 of these awards. I think I'm good for the writers, but do you think you can maybe come up with another original concept award similar to PenIs Mightier, but for Useless Gobshite? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:17, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

In place of being original, we can be somewhat derivative and have the three Oscar-like golden figurines for the three "major" awards, as well as the modified old ones. In this scenario, it would be incumbent upon you to decide which variety (the recolours) or the figurines the supreme winner would get vs the 4.5 runners up, or to avoid that entirely, in which case I would use the recolors for the anniversary project you're planning, and find some more regularly running home for the figurines. Or vice versa. I care not.

And in reading your topic, why the choice to award single images? They certainly aren't going to care if there's a shiny new trophy next to them, whereas folks like RadicalX, Sonje, and PrettiestPretty might. The POTM and POTY awards are neglected enough already (unlike n00b, writer, and Uncyclopedian, there's usually no reminder links on the main page to it, and consequently whole months sometimes go by without a single vote...). Food for thought. I love the 5.5 idea otherwise. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 01:56, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Huh. Very good idea about the PotY. Guess that means I'll need some awards for Potatochoppers of the 5.5 Years too... Anyway, you've really proved your 'chops. If my private requests come through I'll have to compare and contrast, but worst case scenario I'll definitely use these guys for something. Seriously, they're great! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:24, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Runes of Magic/World of Warcraft (resolved)

World of warcraft logo

This picture

I need a simple text change on the picture to the right. Instead of "World of Warcraft" could it be possible to have "Runes of Magic" in is place? Its for this article i am writing. Thanks in advance! Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:23, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Is it OK?
Runes of Magic
Ftiercel 22:44, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Thank you! Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:45, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
can i just pipe in and say this really really well done -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:20, Aug 22

4 easy steps (resolved)

Please just cut off every thing exept the parts that say "send your message in just 4 easy steps" then please change it so it says "get ripped off in just 4 easy steps" then please try to make it a bit bigger, hope thats not too much to ask. thanks

4 easy steps
--Magic man 03:56, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
Is thatthis what you want?
Get ripped off
in just
Ftiercel 06:15, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

yes that is how i want it too look. but in the pic. --Magic man 12:57, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Ease air any miss take in my ann, sir? Ftiercel 13:13, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
I have changed the text. Ftiercel 22:52, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

thanks that will be enough Tophat headless


If you feel like having some fun, visit Worst 100 Grue Subspecies (still in progress) and make a picture of whichever one you like. Or a few of them. Anything would be appreciated. --Some Idiot Image002 10:26, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

While I'm sorely tempted to use this opportunity to point out that anybody who has ever played Zork and its Infocom ilk knows that depicting a grue is an impossible task given that it only treads where "it is pitch black, and you are likely to be eaten", and consequently cannot be seen, and anybody who would see it would surely be eaten, and the rarest and briefest encounters have depicted it as a "horrid little beast with red eyes, razor sharp claws and slavering fangs, gurgling in agony and tearing at its fur", I am willing to accept that this is Uncyclopedia, that the grues here have been irrevocably conflated with the entirely too cute and unrelated Domo-kun, and as such, offer you such a wholly inaccurate and unlikely picture anyway. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 18:24, August 18, 2010 (UTC)


Can't figure out where else to put this... (yes I am an admin I know this go away)

I'd like to request an audio from someone who has:

  1. A microphone that they use to do their audios with
  2. A Casio keyboard or some other musical implement/program that comes packaged with preprogrammed beats, melodies, etc.

Both will be used to make a recording of wesley willis, in the style of the musician himself. If you're not familiar with him, please listen to a few of his songs beforehand to get the style down. Feel free to insert lengthy and illogical solos in between verses. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:51, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hiya Froggy, I recently got into the untune thing, did a thing for Socky. But sadly I am a girl and I think this might be detrimental to your plan. So this is a slightly useless message. Basically I just wanted to say that in future if you have a parody musical thing I'd love to help out provided my gender and subsequent girly voice doesn't get in the way. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:43, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Guile as an Air Force Falcon kicker (resolved)


I would greatly appreciate a photoshop of Guile's hair on a kicker from the Air Force Falcons football team. Bonus points if you can edit in the flash kick trail behind his leg. Thank you so much!

S3ahawk 02:00, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Is it what you want? I'm not a native English speaker and I'm French.
Air Force Falcons Guile Kicker
Ftiercel 06:23, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

That is absolutely brilliant! Thank you so much!

S3ahawk 23:59, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Kamino Service Station


What I'd like is the picture on the right, except with a service station to the right and a little bit back from the flying stingray. It could be held up by poles disappearing into the water - whatever. Any attempts would be greatly appreciated. --Some Idiot Image002 09:36, August 6, 2010 (UTC) Kamino station

How's this?-Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:11 August 6, 2010 (UTC)
I would of liked it a bit bigger, but this is still great. Thanks! --Some Idiot Image002 09:06, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
Do you want the entire image bigger or just the service station? -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:18, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
The service station. But it doesn't really matter. --Some Idiot Image002 07:31, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Big one

Hey I'm working on The Children of the Owl and the Pussycat and I'm after quite a few pictures. Preferably one of each character, one of some protestors with Anti-retarded aligator slogans and pictures on boards and a album cover for a sound track.

I know this is a lot to ask. If you would prefer me to be more specific and say stick this image in this one or add words here then just say and I'll do it that way but there's a pretty big room here for you to go mad and do whatever.

(If you could work Jim Carrey into the background of some of them that would be amazing) DavefaceFMS ScottsigFlag 11:50, July 28, 2010 (UTC) User:PeregrineFalcon999 recommended I talk to you :)

Actor Character
As a copAs a cop. Jenkins-cop
As an OwlAs a Owl. Julian-owl
As DumboAs Dumbo.
As Dumbos mumAs Dumbos mum.
As gay rabbitAs a gay rabbit. Diesel-bunny
As Mutant Owl.Pussy-CatAs a Owl Cat mutant. Obama cat owl mutant
As SatanAs Satan. Freeman-devil
As The Pussy-CatAs a pussy-cat.
Asgay Mutant Owl.Pussy-CatAs a gay mutant owl pussy-cat.
Ok, I started on this one but I'm not to clear on exactly what you want to achieve. Especially the Dumbo people. And as I don't know who they are I cannot look for pictures that would be better suited to edit. Also, my knowledge of the exact nature of a 'gay mutant owl pussy-cat' is rather hazy. Perhaps when I am in a more disturbed frame of mind I will be able to visualise these particular creatures. Should it sparkle? If anyone else wish to tackle these, please go for it. I am too tired at present. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:27, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Mileena chucking babies

Hi, I need a picture of the Mortal Kombat character Mileena throwing her sai's at the opponent, except instead of sai's, it should be babies being thrown. Please make the babies look ugly if you can. Check out the article "Mileena" if you need to. Thanks.

--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:13, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and since I just realized you might actually want a proper arena mockup, and since I couldn't find too many examples of the sai throwing images, I put this together. It took QUITE a while, but I think it came out pretty well, except the movement is slightly obnoxious and jerky jammed into seven frames. Consider it my anigif magnum opus.--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 22:31, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

An opponent stunned by Mileena's reproductive prowess. She attacks while he's swooning.

This is awesome! Great work! If I may be a bit rude, it's almost exactly what I wanted. I'll use this, definitely I will. But if you could make it look like her victim gets hit by the babies, then begins to swoon, it would be just perfect. But Mileena is absolutely gorgeous *ahem* perfect! --Lakepoint 18:32, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Alrighty, well, in my opinion it's only more janky this way (you can always revert if you change your mind), but that was less painful than I thought. Good I saved the layers. Oh, and by the way, the thumb specification, aside from having a tendency to make pictures tiny, makes animations static, so if you're after the caption effect, you'll have to futz around with divs (see the source of Blue Ball Factory), else you can just remove the thumb option and go captionless. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:13, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Which is not as traumatic as it sounds, but here, I figured it out for you. Or you could just use "frame" instead of "thumb", I guess... Damn. Why Wikimedia? Why?--MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:10, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Alice in Sunderland

Hey. I'm after some Lewis Carol-type illustrations for an article I'm working on called Alice in Sunderland. It's a reworking set in the grim North of England, so if someone could make a picture of some of the reworked characters for me that'd be great. I mainly want one of the white rabbit, who is a dirty white ferret in this version, but one of the Mad Hatter looking rough and working class would be nice too. Thanks in advance. You guys rule. --Black Flamingo 22:27, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Have absolutely no idea if this is what you intended by "Lewis Carroll-type illustrations", but here you have my two cents tries. --MeepStarLives 09:51, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

I had no idea what I meant either. And yet you managed to render my idea perfectly into an image. Thanks again, you will be RadicalX of the year without a doubt. --Black Flamingo 17:12, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

various requests

Can I please get a picture of a maggot, and a little fat kid? Possibly a coffin to please. Oh and if anyones REALLY bored do you think you could get me a picture of a lunch-lady with REALLY high pants? please? thanks!! --Court x 06:16, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

These are simple pictures and you could easily get them from Google Images. --Some Idiot Image002 07:04, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

can you make it clearer as to what it is you are requesting here? Do you want a little fat kid AND a maggot as two separate things, or a fat kid with a maggot? And doing what exactly, describe a scene of sorts and I'll see what i can do for you.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 14:33, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

X Japan


I would like any X Japan image, like File:Hide2.jpg, or any other suitable one, chopped so that jets of water spurt out of his/their hair like an amazing fountain. Or, option B, just extend the hair as tall as possible. Many thanks. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig17:02, Jun 12, 2010

Uh... not to sound ungrateful... but that guy is obviously white and not a member of X Japan. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig11:06, Jun 13, 2010
How about [4], or [5], or [6], or [7], or any of the images in my article? (By the way, I strongly prefer 1 and 2 and other images of that same guy, whose image you can find if you search for "x japan hide".) ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig11:22, Jun 13, 2010
that was just a pic I had laying around I had made months ago for something, figured it might be close to what you wanted, but i guess not :P --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:50, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

A dinner party

This may seem strange and a bit ott but I would like a picture of Darth Vader, Gok Wan, Marie Antoinette, Chairman Mao (preferably in shorts) and Stalin having a dinner party, if you can do that you are a genius. Ahadwick

All right, this had been sitting here for a while, and I felt bad, so if you're still into it, BEHOLD:


(I had a version with Mao in shorts, but it looked even more crudely pasted together)
Not sure if it was in line with your off-the-wall idea, but note the bonus villains!--MeepStarLives 19:37, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Not an Image Request

Template:Infobox space agency I need somebody to help me with this template for an article I wanna make. Me a noob so yeah. The one I need is on wiki but copying and pasting it over here doesn't work of course because all of the ones on here are people making medals for themselves. Nothing wrong with that of course. I know I'm supposed to create one on Uncy , and I have the stuff to copypaste but I'm not sure how to make one. If it's easy to do I would verymuch appreciate someone to load it on Uncy. Link is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Infobox_space_agency thanks NonchalantCaterpillar 09:46, May 20, 2010 (UTC) oh yeah and I realise this is the image request page I just didn't know where to ask...

Here you go. It was a good learning experience, at the least.


{{Infobox space agency
|name          = United Federation of Planets Starfleet Command
|acronym       = Starfleet
|image         = Federation.png
|caption       = To boldly go where no man has gone before
|location      = Earth (Sol III)
|headquarters  = San Francisco, CA
|spaceport     = Starfleet Academy
|motto         = Ad astra per aspera
|established   = 2161
|administrator = UESPA Headquarters, Spacefleet Command
|budget        = [[pun|Astronomical]] (>$999,999,999,999,999.99)
|URL           = http://www.startrek.com

--MeepStarLives 22:21, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

The larson

hey could you please make an image for my story. I'm not really fussed but i'd prefer it not to attempt to depict the larson because no mortal eyes may gaze upon him. --Lloxoll 15:40, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Zionist Conspiracy!

<K-Dip> Heh, the most fascist of all wikis is the one with with the American flag in its logo.
<dexter111344> We changed our logo to the American flag?
<ColinAYB> dexter111344: No, now it's a Star of David made of golden bagels around Oscar Wilde's neck.

That's your cue. Be sure to make Oscar Wilde bald, and name the image Mordillo.png -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 00:17, Mar. 26, 2010


Bist meshugeh? Cabal? What Cabal? We put the kibosh on that ages ago. Now finish your Sophia like a good boychickel. Eat, eat already! You're skin and bones!

Request for Image

Serotonin deficient has asked for someone to create a company logo and NYSE stock symbol for All China Dissident Blood and Body Parts Cleaning Service. MadMax 11:56, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

This is pretty late but is this what you were looking for? -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:40, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Book Cover

Doctor Loo

I suck at photoshop.

This is a tricky request, so you can see why I'm putting it here instead of trying it myself.

It's for my UnBook article Doctor Loo. What I would like is for the main image to be of a simple bathroom with a toilet and a soap in it. The toilet needs to be something with grey pottery, a wooden seat and handle and a tartan bonnet hat on top of the cistern. The soap needs to have an engraving on it like a rose (like they do with the dove letters on a Dove soap). Also, the title of the book should be a Doctor Who logo with 'Loo' instead of 'Who'.

It's a tough request, so I won't be surprised if nobody takes it up. Much obliged if you do, though.--Garionepsilon 19:39, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

I want to do it Done! But it sucks...--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 01:49, July 11, 2010 (UTC)


Could you take the Uncyclopedia logo and make it look like a literal peice of shit? Along with the word "CRAPOPEDIA". It's for a special project. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:49, Dec. 25, 2009

Not quite, as I can't get the image quite in my head, but I can do a puzzle poo, similar to the idea of the puzzle potato, with a few pieces missing. It will take a few days as I have a little on my plate. Quick question before I do it: Why am I doing this? Pup
I was going to make a poo-themed reskin, but if it takes too much effort, never mind. It's not that important. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:11, Jan. 2, 2010
I've run out of time at the moment. Sorry. Pup
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