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[edit] Foreword by Paulgb

RadicalX got this award for Photoshopping once. He's that good.

A picture is worth a thousand words. It can also make a good article into a very good article. If you see an article in sore need of a picture, request the image here. Surely someone out there has a digital camera and the 'shopping skills to generate original images? (N.B. copyright-related shenanigans apply when uploading pictures)

The idea of this page is that it is for photos that are original or photoshopped, or for getting help finding an image that adds a lot to a page. If you simply want an illustrative image that is already all over the place on the internet, use GIS. I have this page on my watchlist, and I am sure that there are a few other people who have more PS skill than I do, so any request will probably lead to an image.

Also, since original content is better than just copying an image from some other site, if there are any images that are already uploaded but could have something added to them, post that up too. --Paulgb 09:55, 24 Mar 2005 (EST)

Not sure if this is the place for you? Have a look at some of our recent work!

[edit] Note from RadicalX

Just a quick note for all you request makers. If I do an image for you and you see a way for it to be better, let me know! I'm willing to revise based on your vision. Seacrest out. --Strong RadX 21:54, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yah, same goes for pictures I make. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:00, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Same here, even though I haven't made anything worth 2 pence in about a year --LinkTGF 20:49, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

And a note from me: we try to pick up what we can on here, but be patient, we're busy, and can't respond to all requests straight away!

Also, this is really image request, rather than inspiration request. So please try to have an idea of the image you want in mind. If you ask for a specific image, it's easier to produce (or just to tell you it's not something we can do!). If not, you you may be waiting for a long time! (Or you may not). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:49, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Recently, the requests seem to have been going slower than average. Don't be shy, make requests! Our Photoshops and GIMPs will get bored without you! Sir Not A Good Username360

KUN 01:25, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Requests

New requests go on top!

[edit] Request for Image

Serotonin deficient has asked for someone to create a company logo and NYSE stock symbol for All China Dissident Blood and Body Parts Cleaning Service. MadMax 11:56, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Better Image

I need a better version of this pic, as told in pee review, to replace it to make it look professional--Director WILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 08:15, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Please supply a source image, and I'll see what I can do....RadicalX (Holla!) 02:38, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

I started by recreating a source, but run out of time. Please go over this image with your newer version. File:Halo thingy.png

Or alternatively, you could just use this one as it's much prettier anyway. (Why are the Halo ships all so phallic?)

Kthnxbai.

Wow, that second one made my buttcheeks clench. I'll see what I can do, but only because I love Halo, and not because of all the penises. Definitely not that. ever. RadicalX (Holla!) 16:24, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Game screen

I'm looking for either a complete or a semi-complete collection of images here. I'm after a frame that is about 800px * 600px which has two sections and looks sort of like this:

800px

600px

200px

And the basic theme that I'm looking for is a horror theme, so skeletons, ghosts, haunted houses, bats, blah blah blah. Anyhting that anyone can give me would be helpful.

I've changed concept as I was having trouble visualising it all together, despite a few false starts, so we can scrap this.

[edit] Book Cover

This is a tricky request, so you can see why I'm putting it here instead of trying it myself.

It's for my UnBook article Doctor Loo. What I would like is for the main image to be of a simple bathroom with a toilet and a soap in it. The toilet needs to be something with grey pottery, a wooden seat and handle and a tartan bonnet hat on top of the cistern. The soap needs to have an engraving on it like a rose (like they do with the dove letters on a Dove soap). Also, the title of the book should be a Doctor Who logo with 'Loo' instead of 'Who'.

It's a tough request, so I won't be surprised if nobody takes it up. Much obliged if you do, though.--Garionepsilon 19:39, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] User:Sycamore/Germany

I'm having a go at rewriting Germany. I'd like a really first class image for the article, something that parodies Germany well and sits well on it's own without explanation. I'd preferably like to avoid too much Nazi stuff as its unfunny and out of keeping with what I'm going for. Something maybe with their Bauhaus architecture, Wurst, Goethe, Krautrock, Bier, Bottom slapping or their boring 'dick' cars. Creativity is must, and can be either simple or complex, but must be original. Thanks:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:11, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

This good? I just couldn't miss a Poland joke like that though. --Nikau 14:55, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Superb, Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:26, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Crap Logo

Could you take the Uncyclopedia logo and make it look like a literal peice of shit? Along with the word "CRAPOPEDIA". It's for a special project. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • [1] • fu </span>g 07:49, Dec. 25, 2009

Not quite, as I can't get the image quite in my head, but I can do a puzzle poo, similar to the idea of the puzzle potato, with a few pieces missing. It will take a few days as I have a little on my plate. Quick question before I do it: Why am I doing this?

I was going to make a poo-themed reskin, but if it takes too much effort, never mind. It's not that important. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • [2] •

fu </span>g 13:11, Jan. 2, 2010

I've run out of time at the moment. Sorry.

[edit] Smiley Face

A smiley face would do. Something like (:. Amazing what Uncyclopedia doesn't have. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 10:16 December 23 ok done it,--Soysauce 17:23, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Temp Logo

I need a temporary logo for my page, User:Invincibleflamegruemaster/Christmas Reskin. Preferably, I would like an image that looks the same as the current Main Page logo, except there would be a large Santa hat on the big potato, and it would say Santapedia instead of Uncyclopedia. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:28, 12 15, 2009

How's this? (See logo at top left) –

(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 08:28, 21 December 2009

I like! Thank You! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 22, 06:49

[edit] A bunch

I need a few images for Windows FireRed/LeafGreen, such as

Boxes with the startup screen on them, sort of
Edited pokemon stat screens with programs, such as Mozilla Vulpix, Mozilla Zapdos, and the ones mentioned in the article.
Screenshots of the programs in action.

kthxbai--Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 06:19, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

The Desktop

I know it's not on the list, but I think a desktop would be a good addition. Let me know if it needs any improvements, and stuff. By Matty406

[edit] Final Fantasy Football

Ok you crazy 'choppers this one's hard to explain but should be fairly easy to make. First take a look at this image:

Basically I want a version of this for my Final Fantasy Football article. It should follow these specifications:

Three people in the team (just like Final Fantasy). This means the shirts can be quite large so you can see them properly.
All the players should be women, and since this is Final Fantasy that means large breasts (this is necessary to the humour of the piece, trust me). If possible you could make them match some of the characters in terms of clothing/colour sceme, e.g. Tifa, Lulu, Beatrix. This is up to you but please include these names underneath the shirts anyway.

Hope that's clear enough, let me know if it's not. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 22:42, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Is this thing on??

Hey, I was wondering if anyone wants to chop some pics for Frostbite: A Christmas LP (hopefully in time for Xmas)? Thanks --Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:57, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The game of Cricket and the crickets

Hey, I need a picture of human cricketers playing cricket against crickets (bugs). Ptok-Bentoniczny^Mów!_{I've been nominated for RotM! Vote me! Election is usually won by the one who doesn't deserve it!} 13:38, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Leaf Blower

Hi there, and Merry Xmas. Hopefully this won't be too hard. There is a new page on leaf blowers that's just been created and it could do with some celebrities using their own designer leaf blowers. I'm not too bothered whether the photo looks real or not. If the leaf blowers have diamonds, rhinestone or fishnets...so much the better. Nice one. --Krankshaft21 18:31, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Tetris X potsdamer platz

Hey. I'm after a very specific image. I'm looking for a tetris game image that has a background of potsdamer platz before the wall came down in the background. I'm looking for an animated gif version of it and I'm looking for it to be in 16 colour in EGA style. What I am then intending to do is have a wall created in the center with falling bricks and have a person try to cross it and be shot down by a guard at the side. If someone does the entire graphic and animation for me it would be fantastic, but if not whatever you can give me would be spectacular. (IE an animated gif version of classic Tetris for PC, a picture of potsdamer platz, an animated gif of a character jumping a wall, and animated gif of a German gaurd shooting someone, blah blah. The more elements I get of this the easier it is to put the final product together.)

Colour image of Berlin wall from around 1974

I've got something I threw together already in Monitor but if anyone wants to improve it.

[edit] FAT Santa

This is an easy request. I would like an image of Santa Claus struggling to reach his keys due to his roundness. I would also like a picturse of Mrs Claus surrounded by children chained up and dressed as elves for the holiday period. Thanks, merry Christmas,

--Dr.TimothyLanguage 14:27, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Crickey!

OK, I think we officially need a picture of Barrack Obama playing for Kenyan National Cricket Team (as he was born of Kenyan) to ironically point this out.

Another picture connected to the game of cricket that comes to my mind would be the picture of Steven Irwin and Jesus Christ playing cricket (Irwin's crickey = christ + cricket ;))

And another: Orthodox Chasyth Jew (necessarily in black hat) playing cricket. Their hats remind me of those using by Lankans and Aussies.

Ptok-Bentoniczny^Mów!_{I've been nominated for RotM! Vote me! Election is usually won by the one who doesn't deserve it!} 19:28, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Images needed

I am writing an article about a new Sitcom. The sitcom is called "Cosby & Hitler". Here's the link: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cosby_%26_Hitler It's like 2 & 1/2 Men (which stars Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen). I need a few photos-of Jon Cryer and Adolph Hitler on the same set as 2 & 1/2 men, perhaps sitting on the couch talking, one on the couch one standing, a promo shot, etc. This is a younger Adolph Hitler, not the full fledged Adolph Hitler that we've all come to know and love today (?!), so he need not be in full Nazi regala. He can just have his head stuck on Charlie Sheen's body or something to that effect. Tyvm! Yap with me Smuggler 23:43, November 14, 2009 (UTC) Two and a Half Men images

[edit] Your friend's hot sister

I would like a selection of roughly 4 or 5 images of a young, hot woman. She must have her face censored in some way and she needs to look hot enough to make any straight guy want to lick the screen. She will be labelled as "your friend's sister". Please do your best and,it must be the same girl in all the pictures. Thanks, I will be eternally grateful, --Dr.TimothyLanguage 16:37, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Spongebob's Upper Lip Pulled

This picture is going to be for the article Montblanc (and others if you like). I watched Spongebob and saw him got his upper lip pulled. Does anyone have a screenshot of it? Kuzlalala 12:23, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Or anything similar to it. Kuzlalala 08:13, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] H. R. Giger-Counter

How about this? Did I get the style right? By Matty406

I am afraid that I am totally shit at anything computer graphics related but feel that my article on the H.R. Giger-Counter could do with an image of the said device. Anyone willing to take on this mission will be credited in the text under the picture.

Thanks,

Sircabhan Please don't goose-step too close to me 02:25, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Image tweaking for Lyre

Hi RadicalX, I just created and expanded the page for lyre and added some images. The pics are ok, but they are just public domain pieces of art I found on Google images. The only funny aspect about these pictures are their captions, but other than that, the pictures themselves are kind of bland. I don't know a thing about photoshopping, so if you want to take creative liberties with these photos, be my guest! I'm shooting for FA status on this article, which is well-written, but just needs better imagery. Thanks.--PericlesofAthens 14:28, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I also don't have a picture for the section on "Renaissance revival and modern lying in Western Europe", so feel free to create one from scratch. Cheers.--PericlesofAthens 14:30, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Update, I just added a couple of funny pictures to the article. Now that I think of it, I would rather that you touch only the pics for the China and Greece sections; please, don't touch the Jack Bauer one. It's already perfect!--PericlesofAthens 16:59, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Pericles, sorry, I didn't realise you were so keen on the Bauer one, ignore my suggestion in the review that you move it in exchange for the one at the top then. Also, yes, if you could get some authentic photoshopping in there, that would help, in fact I will reappraise the review in light of this.--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:43, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Image for UN:REQ

Just wanted to know if someone could suggest an image, or general improvements, to {{reqaward}} ? Thanks in advance. MadMax 23:17, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Running a Red Light

Yeah, so I'm writing this article called User:Staircase/Running a Red Light. Yeah, so Sonje's been gone for a while, and she's my go to person for image requests. That leaves me with you guys, I guess. So I was looking for two, maybe three images that would fit this article. Go ahead and read what I have, and make images accordingly. Thanks! Staircase CUN^t 04:33, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, ok, I do have two requests. One of a guy running through a street full of cars, which should be easy (I don't have ANY image manipulation programs except MS Paint) but I can't do it, and a picture of someone holding a picket sign against red light running. That is all, although anything extra would be gladly accepted. Staircase CUN^t 04:08, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

The Late-for-Work Red Light Dash, most common in New York.

A picketer protesting the sport.

Oh, alright, thanks! I know I've been away for a while, but this will help me get back to editing. Good job! These are great. Staircase CUN^t 01:46, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Image request for a diary scroll

Hi, I'm doing an article on Albrecht Durer I'd be honoured if you could do an image that looks like an authentic leaf from a Renaissance diary, with a couple of diary entries on it (I'll send you the text if you're interested). --El Sid 11:01, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi, sure, I'd be happy to give it a try. Also, If you could also give me a link to a pic of the kind of page you would like it to look like that would be helpful. --^Dame

12:44, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Count yourself lucky, as I got another request for you:

This will be difficult, but can you make a photoshopped image of the Pokemon Platinum boxart in Arabic please? You can find the Pokemon Platinum boxart here to start you off. When you done my request below, can you do this one please? Yes, I'm trying to be nice here. So, what do you think? I'll give you the photo to start off: File:Pokemonplatinum-oz.PNG. Thank you. | King Joseph® | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | | My Brute | 03:28, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] New request: Image request for the Pokemon Platinum box design

This will be difficult, but can you make a photoshopped image of the Pokemon Platinum boxart in Arabic please? You can find the Pokemon Platinum boaxrt here to start you off. When you done my request below, can you do this one please? | King Joseph® | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | | My Brute | 07:48, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Put simply no. Your requests have been rude and when someone is nice enough to fulfil them you a) hound them for more and c)fail to use the pictures they have generated. Do you understand the fact that this is a wiki where people choose to contribute? --Asahatter (annoy) 22:21, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

The Qu'ran prohibits gambling. --User:Agroking/sig

[edit] Hello

Hi, please may I have some kind of image which shows a corn flakes packet, except instead of the words "Corn Flakes" it has "Corny F?" Be as creative as you like - it doesn't necessarily need to be just the words changed. Thank you very much in advance, and let's hope this works. Nameable • mumble? 18:28, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Hello? :( Nameable • mumble? 13:56, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, dude. I never saw this request before. It shouldn't be a problem. I'll get to it as soon as I can. --^Dame

14:17, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok, so I have a bit of time now but I've realized your request is a tad vague. Changing the text is simple but what is the pic for, I need a bit more information to know what to do with the rest of the box. Like what article is it gonna be for? --^Dame

11:20, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

made a mess of it but its still usable--Soysauce 17:28, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Illegal Pokemon Trading

I need a picture of two Pokemon Trainers.One should hand the other one a PokeBall and some cocaine, and the other should be smiling rather creepily or greedily.In more detail, there should be a white background.It's for Pokemon Island.Thanks, and ~~HURRY THE FUCK UP~~ have a nice day!--Bad Shroom 19:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Um, this is taking long.It doesn't have to be exactly like I describe it, but just make it related.Sorry.--Bad Shroom 19:03, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] explosion ninja

I need two animated .gifs. One, of a ninja in an old-fashioned courtyard, fighting samurai, with his pants down, and a shit-beam coming out of his ass, and then exploding. The other, I need a ninja with a rocket launcher, shooting shit at someone, and haveit hitting him and exploding. thanks Nobody 19-I am SPECIAL 17:56, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay...um...wow....

Do you happen to have any source images or videos (from YouTube, preferably), that you have in mind? Something -- anything -- that I could work with? I can make you an animated GIF, but it would definitely help to have something to work off of, especially for a project so complex. -- Knee

Chee 21:14, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Badass Angel

Hello, I need a picture of a small, blue explosion behind an angel with something badass like biker gear or something.I don't know, something like that.Just put the caption "Try me." on top.Thanks!I really need this done.--Bad Shroom 22:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Should the angel be wearing biker gear or should it just be a generally bad ass angel? And what is the pic for? --^Dame

23:08, 4

May 2009 (UTC) 1.I'm not very artsy, but maybe both.2.I thinking about putting it on the Jesus, God, or Angel article.--Bad Shroom 20:17, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Req: Reanimate Pentium 4 from a junkyard in China i4a

A qfa'd article is in desperate need for ~~friends~~ multiple images in order to replace the old ones. Any addition is welcome except MS Paint'd doodles. -- The Colonel (talk) 10:45, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

no - it's NOT ok to contact this user with services or other commercial interests

Mr. X?!?!--Fallopian 04:31, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

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