Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. Voting is allowed, but If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.
If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put (only on NEW articles) an {{ICU|~~~~~}} tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies". If it's bad but not quite that bad, or too old to NRV/ICU, put it on regular VFD.
Some other possibilities for dealing with stubs that are not just one unfunny sentence, yet are not fully completed articles:
- they can be combined with a larger, existing related article or topic, or:
- flag them as stubs with any of the {{stub}} or {{catstub|Category Name}} tags
- flag them for {{rewrite}}
- funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself
- if they seem like they might have value with some effort put into them, flag them with {{ICU|~~~~~}} (if less than a week old) and if they are not edited again they'll be huffed after one week.
In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
- If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
Notes for deleting:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- You can also add <del> and </del> tags around the list once you are through with it.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (VFD), (MTU), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check Special:Deadendpages. This contains articles with no links, which are often short sub-stub crap. These are often also missing category tags and other wiki formatting.
- Check Special:BrokenRedirects. This shows redirects to non-existent articles, which just clogs up the wiki.
- Check Special:Newpages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
- Check Special:Unusedimages. Orphan images who will probably never be adopted.
- Check Special:Shortpages. This will often spot pages created as one unfunny line - but do check the history; many are valid articles which have been blanked or vandalised.
- Check all the recent edits by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap.
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