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==September 23==
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
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[[:Talk:Canterbury Bulldogs]] - as below
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[[:User:Uncycloperson/End Time]] - spam
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[[:User talk:Darksoul123456789]] - well that was pointless--the editor had already been blocked
   
*If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]].
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==September 22==
*In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
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{{redirect|Australian electoral system}} - Double redirect into userspace from mainspace
*It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
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{{redirect|User:Australian electoral system}} - This probably shouldn't be here
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[[:What Your Customers Really Think About Your Online Business Manager]] - Spam as usual
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[[Image:Deadsnigger.png|right|250px]]
 
'''Notes for posting''':
 
*VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
 
*Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
 
*Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
 
*Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
 
*Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
 
*List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''.
 
*If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this
 
image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
 
*Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
 
*To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
 
:e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>''
 
*If you are neither an [[UN:AA|administrator]] nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
 
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'''Notes for Administrators''':
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==September 21==
[[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]]
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[[:File:Baby-press.jpg]] - No longer needed
*Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
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[[:User:Llwy-ar-lawr/Baby oil unnews]] - Moved to Illogicopedia. Going to do something else with the concept, if
*Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
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anything.
*If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc.
 
*When you are done, place <nowiki>{{QVFD checked}}</nowiki> at the top of the box.
 
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'''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):'''
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==September 20==
*Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewPages?hidebots=1&hideliu=1 new pages by anonymous users]</span>. They <s>can't write worth crap</s> write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
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{{Redirect|User:Snarglefoop/Bread_machine}}
*Check [[Special:NewPages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
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{{Redirect|User:Snarglefoop/UnScripts:Insight_into_the_Mind_of_an_Asparagus}}
   
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==September 19==
[[Image:Tntasplode.png|right]]
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[[:Undictionary:Liam]] -- too content-free
'''Today's date is <span style="color: #008000;">{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}</span>. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.''' If this day does not exist, don't bother.
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[[:Apply These Five Secret Techniques To Improve Thailand Resort]]
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[[:Why Everyone Is Dead Wrong About Pattaya Motorbike Taxi And Why You Must Read This Report]] -- spam
==24th July==
 
Cleaning up my userspace --{{User:EpicAwesomeness/sig2}} 07:54, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Aborted Fetuses]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/In-jokes]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Mariah Carey]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Suntan]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Transformers]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/WAE]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Wikipedia Article]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/sig]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/1982: Year of the Future Alien Attack]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Dilophosaurus]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/RR]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Tab]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Typewriter]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/What the Tortoise Said to Achilles]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/3D in film]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Donationbox]]
 
<s>[[User:EpicAwesomeness/I drink my own jizz]]</s> Actually, I think this one should stick around. {{User:EpicAwesomeness/sig2}} 12:32, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/London]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Side effects]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Tab/Tabbed]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/White Men Can't Jump]]
 
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/be gone, vfd demons!]]
 
   
[[User:EpicAwesomeness/Anniversaries]] Moar cleanup plz {{User:EpicAwesomeness/sig2}} 14:48, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
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==September 15th==
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[[:User:Llwy-ar-lawr/UnScripts:Puckerbutt]] - As below
==23rd July==
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[[:User:Llwy-ar-lawr/This page does not exist]] - I don't know why I bother with stuff like this, it's not
[[:User:Reverend Brit-Slayer]] - Brit-slayer
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mainspace worthy
[[:User talk:Reverend Brit-Slayer]] - Brit-slayer
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[[:Talk:World Autofellatio Championship]]
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[[:User:Snarglefoop/Dungeons_and_Dragons]]
==22nd July==
 
[[:User:Officialislandtells]] - Spam
 
[[:User talk:204.73.49.15]] - Same as the other page
 
[[:User:204.73.49.15]] - IP's arent allowed a userpage, right?
 
 
==19th July - I'm glad you liked that last heading, but that doesn't mean it can be 16th July forever==
 
[[:File talk:Board of canadians.png]] - Spam in Russian
 
   
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==

Latest revision as of 02:42, September 24, 2014

Shortcut:
UN:QVFD
Deletion Policy
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Intensive Care Unit

del log

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Deadsnigger

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

Burnination

The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Tntasplode

Today's date is September 24. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


edit September 23

Talk:Canterbury Bulldogs - as below
User:Uncycloperson/End Time - spam
User talk:Darksoul123456789 - well that was pointless--the editor had already been blocked

edit September 22

Australian electoral system (redirect) (delete) - Double redirect into userspace from mainspace
User:Australian electoral system (redirect) (delete) - This probably shouldn't be here
What Your Customers Really Think About Your Online Business Manager - Spam as usual

edit September 21

File:Baby-press.jpg - No longer needed
User:Llwy-ar-lawr/Baby oil unnews - Moved to Illogicopedia. Going to do something else with the concept, if
anything.

edit September 20

User:Snarglefoop/Bread_machine (redirect) (delete)
User:Snarglefoop/UnScripts:Insight_into_the_Mind_of_an_Asparagus (redirect) (delete)

edit September 19

Undictionary:Liam -- too content-free
Apply These Five Secret Techniques To Improve Thailand Resort
Why Everyone Is Dead Wrong About Pattaya Motorbike Taxi And Why You Must Read This Report -- spam

edit September 15th

User:Llwy-ar-lawr/UnScripts:Puckerbutt - As below
User:Llwy-ar-lawr/This page does not exist - I don't know why I bother with stuff like this, it's not
mainspace worthy
Talk:World Autofellatio Championship
User:Snarglefoop/Dungeons_and_Dragons

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