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==July 29==
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
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[[:User:67.86.119.172]] - userpage created for anon by a different anon
   
*If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]].
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==July 28==
*In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
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[[:Gabe Newell]]
*It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
 
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[[Image:Deadsnigger.png|right|250px]]
 
'''Notes for posting''':
 
*VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
 
*Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
 
*Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
 
*Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
 
*Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
 
*List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''.
 
*If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this
 
image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
 
*Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
 
*To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
 
:e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>''
 
*If you are neither an [[UN:AA|administrator]] nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
 
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'''Notes for Administrators''':
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[[Qosjwueirydhfgtlamsncbvp]] -- Anon IP creates line of random characters and invites decription.
[[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]]
 
*Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
 
*Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
 
*If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc.
 
*When you are done, place <nowiki>{{QVFD checked}}</nowiki> at the top of the box.
 
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'''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):'''
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== July 14 ==
*Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewPages?hidebots=1&hideliu=1 new pages by anonymous users]</span>. They <s>can't write worth crap</s> write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
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[[:File:Some chick.jpg]] - Unused file
*Check [[Special:NewPages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
 
   
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== June 29 ==
[[Image:Tntasplode.png|right]]
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[[:Undictionary:No]]
'''Today's date is <span style="color: #008000;">{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}</span>. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.''' If this day does not exist, don't bother.
 
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==February 3rd - It is==
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== June 25 ==
[[Talk:The Wikipedia BBS‎]] - created by spambot
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[[:Why Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia]] - [[User:WhyDoesSheNotWantToHaveSexWithMe|WhyDoesSheNotWantToHaveSexWithMe]] is dropping a lot of little dingleberries all over Uncyclopedia. They added <nowiki>{{Deletion Award}}</nowiki> to several pages, and also made this one-word article.
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[[:Why Wikipedia is better than Uncyclopedia]] - Likewise, please flush this one-word turd as well.
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[[:List of girls I've had sex with]] - ...''and'' this one. :/
   
==February 2nd - It could be worse==
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== June 23 ==
[[:Tulisa]]
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<s>[[:Gullism]]</s> - Typical fan-boy wank rag with nought but "facts" and
[[:File:Chariot race.gif]] - Abortive first attempt at Chariot_race.jpg, 1px
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links to wikipedia pages of band members. Our actual article on Judas Priest
[[:Popular People]] - Vanity/schoolcruft
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isn't that much better
[[:Template:NSFPArticle]] - Aleister claims on VFD it has no remaining users.
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--No: first contribution of registered Uncyclopedian; have userspaced
[[Evil God]] - Adding {VFD} gave it two more days of life, which it doesn't deserve. Time's up.
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instead with notice to author. --Spike
   
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==

Latest revision as of 05:44, July 29, 2015

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UN:QVFD
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Intensive Care Unit

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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Deadsnigger

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

Burnination

The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Tntasplode

Today's date is July 29. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


edit July 29

User:67.86.119.172 - userpage created for anon by a different anon

edit July 28

Gabe Newell

Qosjwueirydhfgtlamsncbvp -- Anon IP creates line of random characters and invites decription.

edit July 14

File:Some chick.jpg - Unused file

edit June 29

Undictionary:No

edit June 25

Why Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia - WhyDoesSheNotWantToHaveSexWithMe is dropping a lot of little dingleberries all over Uncyclopedia. They added {{Deletion Award}} to several pages, and also made this one-word article.
Why Wikipedia is better than Uncyclopedia - Likewise, please flush this one-word turd as well.
List of girls I've had sex with - ...and this one. :/

edit June 23

Gullism - Typical fan-boy wank rag with nought but "facts" and
links to wikipedia pages of band members. Our actual article on Judas Priest
isn't that much better
  --No: first contribution of registered Uncyclopedian; have userspaced
    instead with notice to author.  --Spike

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