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==September 2==
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
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[[:User talk:Playstation 0]] - New u-page/u-talk page created in error when attempting to move article to userspace.
   
*If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]].
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== August 30 ==
*In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
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*It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
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[[:File:Injection.jpg]]
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[[:User:KneeChee27/Elfen_Lied]] - What...
<div style="font-size: 2ex; border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background-color:#F8EABA; padding:5px;" >
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[[:User:KneeChee27/Ievan_Polkka]] - ...was...
[[Image:Deadsnigger.png|right|250px]]
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[[:User:KneeChee27/Leek]] - ...I...
'''Notes for posting''':
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[[:User:KneeChee27/Vince_Offer]] - ...thinking?
*VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
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[[:User:KneeChee27/Template:BloodyMess]] - Oh, and this one, too. -- [[User:KneeChee27|KneeChee27]] ([[User talk:KneeChee27|talk]]) 03:40, August 30, 2015 (UTC)
*Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
 
*Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
 
*Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
 
*Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
 
*List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''.
 
*If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this
 
image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
 
*Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
 
*To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
 
:e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>''
 
*If you are neither an [[UN:AA|administrator]] nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
 
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'''Notes for Administrators''':
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== August 29 ==
[[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]]
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[[:Raffey Cassidy]] - IP sodding about. Asked to delete page.
*Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
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[[:User:EStop/UnNews collab ScottPat/EStop]] - Page defunct, now in mainspace.
*Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
 
*If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc.
 
*When you are done, place <nowiki>{{QVFD checked}}</nowiki> at the top of the box.
 
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'''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):'''
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== August 28 ==
*Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewPages?hidebots=1&hideliu=1 new pages by anonymous users]</span>. They <s>can't write worth crap</s> write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
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{{redirect|Southampon}} - Unnecessary redirect page. Misspelling of [[Southampton]].
*Check [[Special:NewPages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
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--Thanks; sloppy redirection in 2006. --Spike
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[[User:67.86.119.172]] Returning for more spam/advertising.
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--Sticky IP is permabanned; page is locked down as it has been hit 5 times. --Spike
   
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== August 22 ==
[[Image:Tntasplode.png|right]]
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[[:User:Sakakikun123]] - As far as I can tell, this is a diatribe about climate change and chemical reactions...
'''Today's date is <span style="color: #008000;">{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}</span>. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.''' If this day does not exist, don't bother.
 
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==February 3rd - It is==
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== August 21 ==
[[Talk:The Wikipedia BBS‎]] - created by spambot
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[[:UnNews:Subway innuendo spin after Fogle admission]] - Redundent article. Merged with another.
   
==February 2nd - It could be worse==
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== August 19 ==
[[:Tulisa]]
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[[:UnNews talk:Lock broken at Sault Ste. Marie]]
[[:File:Chariot race.gif]] - Abortive first attempt at Chariot_race.jpg, 1px
 
[[:Popular People]] - Vanity/schoolcruft
 
[[:Template:NSFPArticle]] - Aleister claims on VFD it has no remaining users.
 
[[Evil God]] - Adding {VFD} gave it two more days of life, which it doesn't deserve. Time's up.
 
   
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==

Latest revision as of 07:43, September 2, 2015

Shortcut:
UN:QVFD
Deletion Policy
QuickVFD
Votes for deletion

Intensive Care Unit

del log

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Deadsnigger

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

Burnination

The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Tntasplode

Today's date is September 2. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


edit September 2

User talk:Playstation 0 - New u-page/u-talk page created in error when attempting to move article to userspace.

edit August 30

File:Injection.jpg
User:KneeChee27/Elfen_Lied - What...
User:KneeChee27/Ievan_Polkka - ...was...
User:KneeChee27/Leek - ...I...
User:KneeChee27/Vince_Offer - ...thinking?
User:KneeChee27/Template:BloodyMess - Oh, and this one, too. -- KneeChee27 (talk) 03:40, August 30, 2015 (UTC)

edit August 29

Raffey Cassidy - IP sodding about.  Asked to delete page.
User:EStop/UnNews collab ScottPat/EStop - Page defunct, now in mainspace.

edit August 28

Southampon (redirect) (delete) - Unnecessary redirect page. Misspelling of Southampton.
 --Thanks; sloppy redirection in 2006.  --Spike
User:67.86.119.172 Returning for more spam/advertising.
 --Sticky IP is permabanned; page is locked down as it has been hit 5 times. --Spike

edit August 22

User:Sakakikun123 - As far as I can tell, this is a diatribe about climate change and chemical reactions...

edit August 21

UnNews:Subway innuendo spin after Fogle admission - Redundent article.  Merged with another.

edit August 19

UnNews talk:Lock broken at Sault Ste. Marie

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