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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
 
   
*If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]].
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==May 27==
*Funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to [[Undictionary]] by adding the <nowiki>{{MTUsign|~~~~~}}</nowiki> tag or [[Help:Convert a Stub to Undictionary|converting them yourself]]
 
*In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create [[Geography of Romania|one new article]].
 
*It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
 
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[[Image:Deadsnigger.png|right|250px]]
 
'''Notes for posting''':
 
*VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
 
*Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
 
*Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post.
 
*If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
 
*Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
 
*Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
 
*List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''.
 
*If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
 
*Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
 
*To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
 
:e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>''
 
*If you are neither an administrator nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
 
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'''Notes for Administrators''':
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[[Polandball]] --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
[[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]]
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:[[SPIKE GET A LIFE AND FUCK YUO! GO SLEEP I HAVE TO VANDALIZE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I'VE NOT A LIFE AM A WANKER!]] It's obvious you don't have a life, why don't you try going outside to see if you can get one? And yes you are..... --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
*Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
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:[[SPIKE IS A SHIT]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
*Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
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:[[SPIKE IS A POOP]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
*If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc.
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:[[SPIKE CANNOT HUFF THIS PAGE! IS IMPOSSIBLE! I'VE TRICKED HIM! FUCK U! AND U CANNOT BAN ME ROTFL!]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
*When archiving QVFD pages, please remember to de-link entries. This is done to prevent recreation of deleted articles as well as reduce a backlog of unwanted articles on [[Special:WantedPages]].
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:[[Category:SPIKE is a poop]]
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:[[Category:SPIKE is a shit]]
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:[[Category:Unhuffable]]
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:[[Category:UNHUFFABLE]]
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:[[UNHUFFABLE]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
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:[[Unhuffable]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
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:[[I LIKE TO EAT SPIKE'S POOP CUZ AM DA POOP AND NOT SPIKE. SPIKE POOP IN MY MOUTH! I LIKE DA POOP!]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
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:[[Category:I'm a shit and i like SPIKE's poop cuz am a poop and not SPIKE! SPIKE poop in my mouth!]]
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:[[HUFFABLE]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
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:[[Huffable]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
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:[[Brazil v Germany (2014 FIFA World Cup)]]--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 07:05, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
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:[[Category:HUFFABLE]]
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:[[Category:Huffable]]
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:[[Category:Polandball]]
   
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In the edit window, have listed the categories created too. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
   
'''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):'''
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==May 25==
*Check [[Special:BrokenRedirects]]. This shows redirects to non-existent articles, which just clogs up the wiki.
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[[User:EStop/Letterman]] Playing with a fun UnNews article from another user. Now original version featured, this page is redundent. Many thanks. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 19:12, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
*Check [[Special:Newpages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
 
*Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&limit=500&hideliu=1 recent edits by anonymous users]</span>. They can't write worth crap.
 
   
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[[This is funny.]] No it isn't.--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 09:11, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
[[Image:Tntasplode.png|right]]
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'''Today's date is <font color="green"
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==May 22==
>{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}</font>. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.''' If this day does not exist, don't bother.
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[[Hours After 'Late Show' Final Episode, David Letterman Thrown in Dumpster]]. Because I renamed it for UnNews. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 19:25, May 22, 2015 (UTC)
==May 22nd - So, did you buy that thing?==
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[[:User:HELPME]]
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==May 20==
[[:Fuk u americkan pigs]]
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[[I piss in your mouth]]. Assume we don't like one word articles, especially if the word is speld wrong. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 07:53, May 20, 2015 (UTC)
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==May 19==
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[[:UnNews:BREAKING NEWS: Report to lazy to write article.]]. Self summary really...request shred.--[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 09:02, May 19, 2015 (UTC)
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==May 11==
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[[The Cantthinkofawittyone-Donkey punch War]]. Unregistered user playing with wiki table. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 10:22, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
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Gone, 'cause he couldn't think of a witty one. --Spike
   
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
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Latest revision as of 07:05, May 27, 2015

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Intensive Care Unit

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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Deadsnigger

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

Burnination

The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Tntasplode

Today's date is May 29. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


edit May 27

Polandball --EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)

SPIKE GET A LIFE AND FUCK YUO! GO SLEEP I HAVE TO VANDALIZE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I'VE NOT A LIFE AM A WANKER! It's obvious you don't have a life, why don't you try going outside to see if you can get one? And yes you are..... --EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
SPIKE IS A SHIT--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
SPIKE IS A POOP--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
SPIKE CANNOT HUFF THIS PAGE! IS IMPOSSIBLE! I'VE TRICKED HIM! FUCK U! AND U CANNOT BAN ME ROTFL!--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
UNHUFFABLE--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
Unhuffable--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
I LIKE TO EAT SPIKE'S POOP CUZ AM DA POOP AND NOT SPIKE. SPIKE POOP IN MY MOUTH! I LIKE DA POOP!--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
HUFFABLE--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
Huffable--EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)
Brazil v Germany (2014 FIFA World Cup)--EStop (talk) 07:05, May 27, 2015 (UTC)

In the edit window, have listed the categories created too. --EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)

edit May 25

User:EStop/Letterman Playing with a fun UnNews article from another user. Now original version featured, this page is redundent. Many thanks. --EStop (talk) 19:12, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

This is funny. No it isn't.--EStop (talk) 09:11, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

edit May 22

Hours After 'Late Show' Final Episode, David Letterman Thrown in Dumpster. Because I renamed it for UnNews. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:25, May 22, 2015 (UTC)

edit May 20

I piss in your mouth. Assume we don't like one word articles, especially if the word is speld wrong. --EStop (talk) 07:53, May 20, 2015 (UTC)

edit May 19

UnNews:BREAKING NEWS: Report to lazy to write article..  Self summary really...request shred.--EStop (talk) 09:02, May 19, 2015 (UTC)

edit May 11

The Cantthinkofawittyone-Donkey punch War. Unregistered user playing with wiki table. --EStop (talk) 10:22, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  Gone, 'cause he couldn't think of a witty one.  --Spike

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