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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
 
   
*If the article is ''not quite'' delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{tl|ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|instructions]].
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==22 December==
*Funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to [[Undictionary]] by adding the <nowiki>{{MTUsign|~~~~~}}</nowiki> tag or [[Help:Convert a Stub to Undictionary|converting them yourself]]
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[[:User:Jookraj]] - spam
*In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create [[Geography of Romania|one new article]].
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While you are at this, mass delete all pages by 95.246.1.40, I can't be bothered listing them, nor marking them as patrolled
*It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
 
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[[Image:Deadsnigger.png|right|250px]]
 
'''Notes for posting''':
 
*VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
 
*Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
 
*Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post.
 
*If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
 
*Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
 
*Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
 
*List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''.
 
*If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
 
*Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
 
*To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
 
:e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>''
 
*If you are neither an administrator nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
 
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'''Notes for Administrators''':
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==15 December==
[[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]]
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[[:HowTo:Paint a wall using baby corpses]] - Almost empty and no humour
*Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
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[[:User:Blakewatt]] - spam
*Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
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[[:User:EELguy/uafiaebfihebfejibfjasbifbasihfb]] created by anon on user account and uses peoples names
*If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc.
 
*When archiving QVFD pages, please remember to de-link entries. This is done to prevent recreation of deleted articles as well as reduce a backlog of unwanted articles on [[Special:WantedPages]].
 
   
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==12 December==
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[[:File:BARFVORE1.jpg]] - Unused (or will soon be)
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[[:User:Danielaoe]] - spam
   
'''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):'''
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==6 December==
*Check [[Special:BrokenRedirects]]. This shows redirects to non-existent articles, which just clogs up the wiki.
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Spam:
*Check [[Special:Newpages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
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[[:User:Socialwow]]
*Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&limit=500&hideliu=1 recent edits by anonymous users]</span>. They can't write worth crap.
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[[:User:Charityaja101]]
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[[:User:Annayum]]
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[[Image:Tntasplode.png|right]]
 
'''Today's date is <font color="green"
 
>{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}</font>. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.''' If this day does not exist, don't bother.
 
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==May 22nd - So, did you buy that thing?==
 
[[:User:HELPME]]
 
[[:Fuk u americkan pigs]]
 
   
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
 
{{QVFDarchive}}
 
{{QVFDarchive}}
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[[Category:Uncyclopedia deletion]]
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[[ja:Uncyclopedia:即時削除]]
 
[[ja:Uncyclopedia:即時削除]]
 
[[ko:백괴사전:초고속즉시삭제]]
 
[[ko:백괴사전:초고속즉시삭제]]

Latest revision as of 10:33, December 22, 2014

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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Deadsnigger

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

Burnination

The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Tntasplode

Today's date is December 22. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


edit 22 December

User:Jookraj - spam
While you are at this, mass delete all pages by 95.246.1.40, I can't be bothered listing them, nor marking them as patrolled

edit 15 December

HowTo:Paint a wall using baby corpses - Almost empty and no humour
User:Blakewatt - spam
User:EELguy/uafiaebfihebfejibfjasbifbasihfb created by anon on user account and uses peoples names

edit 12 December

File:BARFVORE1.jpg - Unused (or will soon be)
User:Danielaoe - spam

edit 6 December

Spam:
User:Socialwow
User:Charityaja101
User:Annayum

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