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February 29th ~ Fact: Only three percent of all people have faces.

Virginia
Jonathan ross
TURD
Small dogs
Buick enclave
Khan Academy
Alabama Dreams ~ ICU
KarinaOusley952
WamplerSarver872
29th of February
John Wayne Gacy
Kyril andronichuk
Thingy - This is not being to be reviewed. Shit on it POOP!
Less than kaje
Sea sick steve
Jimmy eat world
All Time Low - Wuf.
Chelsea fc
Minitoar
Skweezy jibbs
Black Jesus ~ I see no problem here.

February 28th - The going gets tough from the getgo go man go oh brother not another mother fucker gotta go now

Gramar - no humour whatsoever ~ ICU
HowTo:Sell your soul to the devil ~ WIP
Matias - horrible attempt at vanity
Why is luggen so fucked up
Rick santorum
Margrethe queen of Denmark
Danika squakingbird
RAHB
Birmingham upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
West Bromwich upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Dudley upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Coventry upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT RAHB TEA. SHELL I PISS ON YOUR TEA
Template:WUTJTOD

February 27 ~ I like how British people say leather (or any other word).

L4D2
Porcupine Egg
Tim in mango - sigh
Westy - Another one that should've been in user-space
Di wang - Should've been in user space
UnSource:Main Page
User Tasmania IS A DIRTY FUCKIN SHIT
Dynamite fishing
USER TASMANIA DIE WITH TUMOR BASTARD
File:MEG.PNG - uploaded by Meg Erotic Group
Category:Porn_groups_created_by_wankers - sigh
Ava Lambert - vanity
Ronald Reagan - lovely
Worlds hardest math problem - more like World's dumbest article
OLPC XO-1
Robert Lawrence Larke
Robin van persie
Cheesey rat - This has construction but it sux.
Miley slut cyrus
Elliot Pearce - Din't see this one.
Mmmmmmmm - Mmmmm.
User talk:117.196.176.162
User talk:202.46.115.90
User talk:174.51.198.127
Inspira - The page already has ICU and is quite long.

February 26th - I just don't know what went wrong.

Jersey city
Klasky Csupo
Tank top
Walter Cronkite
User:LaurelKantor495
LaurelKantor495
File:Family guy peter puke.gif - I won't need it. Links to nothing. -Mattsnow
user:Aleister in Chains/Nigger Talk HowTo:  I think a vandal put it there.
ShortridgeKuykendall516
User:PuppyOnTheRadio\Thinking outside the box (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/temp (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/UnBooks:Where do babies come from? (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Lego2 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Lego (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/HowTo:Be Happy (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Cat (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Big Butte Creek (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Game Stuff (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Binary (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/8/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/1/0/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/1/0/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/2/0/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Necropaxx
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/7/2 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/7/1
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/7/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/7/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/8/1
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/8/2
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/8/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/6/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/6/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/6/2
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/6/1
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/5/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/5/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/5/2
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/5/1
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/3 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/2 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/1 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/1/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/2/1
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/2/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/2/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/3/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/3/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/1 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0//4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/2
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/3 (redirect) (delete)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/4
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/1/1
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/1/2
Tutto passa.
User:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea/I like to eat Frosty's diarrhea - My mistake.
I like to eat Frosty's diarrhea
User Frosty is my absolute GOD and I like to be used by him as his personal toilet. Please Frosty let me eat your shit
User Frosty is my absolute GOD and I like to be used by him as his personal toilte. Please Frosty let me eat your shit
Wikivandal of 21st Century Award (only for morons)
User talk:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - no
FROSTY: THE EPIC FAIL - wangs
FROSTY PWNED - get out
Frosty (mayor) - um, get out?
Category:Ipswitch
Ipswitch
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city with unblocked title just to bugger uncy's silly admins)
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city with unblocked title just to bugger uncy's silly admins) - no
Category:Shit-towns in England - fuck fof
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Nothing (stupid city without milfs)
User:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - fuck off

February 25th - Under a pale grey sky, we shall ARISE

Corporate greed
Nelson Mandela
User:EpicAwesomeness/I can't wait for the old one to be unlocked Brings tears to my eyes, really. 
User:EpicAwesomeness/Function (redirect) (delete)
TabbithaSheldon458
User:You mad Roman Dog Bird? (redirect) (delete)
YOGER????????
Party Doll
User talk:Stud Fighter Againist Vandalz
User:Stud Fighter Againist Vandalz
Shemappandyou (mayor)
Dr. Skullthumper
Zombiebaron (mayor)
Olipro
MrN9000 (mayor)
Roman Dog Bird (mayor)
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (very noble city in which there are lots of milfs and make me wank every hour)
Wut J Tod Ward
WWW Wolverine Wolverhampton Ward
Roman Dog Turd Ward
Diarrhea Ward
Milf Ward
File:MILF001.jpg
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (very noble city in which there are lots of milfs and make me wank every hour)
Template:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Cum together, right now, over me

February 24th - "UH!" - Tom G. Warrior

User:NoNamesLeft/TheSpain-Team
Category:Grueslayer PvP - unused
User:Frosty/The Caste System - I like stole this shit when it was really shit and tried to make it better, can't be fucked with it.
Evil crocodile king
Death by protein - No
Cody Simpson
User:Mr-ex777/Infinite recursion
Template:Infinite recursion - fuck.
Template:Infinte recursion - test complete
Binsbergen space time distortion device
Party Dolls

February 23rd - TO THE LEFT!!! (TO THE LEFT!)

ROMAN DOG TURD DOESN'T LIKE MATURE PICS CUZ HE IS A FAGGOT. A SUPER FAGGOT. HEY TURD, I'M WANKING ON THIS PICS, IF YOU DONT YOU'RE A FAGGOT ASD LOL ROTFL - here we go again 
UnNews:Sycamore copulates with own mom, arrested for bestiality (redirect) (delete)
UnNews:Local Kitten Huffer gets shot down!
Durdel - sigh
Nathan newby - WTF?
Boston pancake
Category:Pictures with EugeneKay's green dong in them - Recategorizing contained images
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Votebox
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Award
User:EugeneKay/VFHfor
User:EugeneKay/Uncyclopedian Corpses/Missions/Archive
User:EugeneKay/Uncyclopedian Corpses
User:EugeneKay/Thanks
User:EugeneKay/Sandbox
User:EugeneKay/HuffedCancerPorn
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Previous Voting
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Active Voting
User:EugeneKay/Userboxes/Level
User:EugeneKay/Uncyclopedian Corpses/Missions
User:EugeneKay/Threadjack
User:EugeneKay/Talk
User:EugeneKay/Pornstar
User:EugeneKay/HowTo:Masturbate
User:EugeneKay/beta
User:EugeneKay/Welcome
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Inactive Voting
User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month
User:EugeneKay/Uncyclopedian Corpses/Status Reports
User:EugeneKay/Uncyclopedian Corpses/Members
User:EugeneKay/Thanks/Circular saw against
User:EugeneKay/IRCQuotes
User:EugeneKay/Beg For Credits
Keep movin' along, punk - horrible desperate attempt at trying to be funny
Cali kerstein - Vanity crap, literally 2 people saying how much they love each other over and over. It's quite funny :D

February 22 ~ When a dude gets a sex change, what do they to with the leftover dick? Like, is there a landfill somewhere full of leftover dicks?

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/3/1
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/1/3
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/5
Percy Jackson
Tankworld - spam spam spam spam spam spam
Total fucking dumbass
File:Screamerrrrrr.GIF - Does not work. It is supposed to flash a picture after 40 seconds but it doesen't. 
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/4/4 (redirect) (delete)
User talk:I stick things in Roman Dog Bird's anus - ditto
User:I stick things in Roman Dog Bird's anus - um... nobody cares (except maybe RDB)
John Cena WWE
Bronies - gay
HowTo:Give good sex - lawl
HowTo:Kill a Grue - Its about grues, it must die.
Taa
The room

February 21 ~ I like big testess and I cannot lie!

Tommy Wisaue - stupid indeed
Mudkip taken care of
Rodge
Qwop
Jaden litke - Cyberbullying or something
Landshark - cool story bro

February 20th - Spam goes here please

Chet Atkins ~ ICU
Chet atkins - and more vanity
Shawn Schuessler - even more vanity
Henderson, kentucky - literally nothing
Undictionary:Fiona McCutcheon - more vanity
Tom Clark - vanity
Dubstep - spam/stupidity/general retardation
Rawr - spam  stupidity
Avatar the last airbender
William allen - vanity
Silverfish
Category talk:Websites
File:Gay-johnny.jpg
User talk:67.175.182.100 - no
User talk:98.237.192.127 - yeah no
Littleton Panel - cool story bro

February 19th - LICK IT SUCK IT ENJOY IT AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

Meta-Meta-joke
Meta-joke
UnBooks:Hair Apparent! (redirect) (delete)
Thomas Clark
Minnesota
Andrew carter
Danika
Is pie better than cake? - wtf?
Michigan state
The dinosaurs
File:Trogdor.jpg Can we keep this one? I'll use it on a page right now.
Pfargtl
Glider_PRO
Vinnie Paz
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city) - fuck offffffffff
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble city) - very lame
ROMAN DOG BIRD'S YELLOW DIARRHEA IS MY FAVOURITE DISH - lame
I LIKE TO EAT AND LICK ROMAN'S POOP - ha
DONT BAN ME I WANNA ONLY VANDALIZE UNCY WITH MY CRAP - lol
Dude, i haven't even showered yet. i probably won't go to bed until it's like 4 in the morning (and it's almost 11:00 PM now) - lolollolololol
Roman Big Turd
ROMAN DOG TURD - Well, at least it's self-descriptive
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - MAKE IT STOP
The Garfield Talk Show
The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Winky Stuhldreher
User talk:Roman Dog Turd
User:Roman Dog Turd
Shemappandyou
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
Lioplordon
Roman Dog Bird is a Roman BIG TURD and i'm a fuckin' lame that like to eat shit and suck diarrhea. Roman BIG TURD is a TURD and lick the diarrhea - hahaw
Dudley - no
Category:Wolverhampton upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - nonononononono
Birmingham upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - no
Dudley upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - poooooop
User:Shemappandyou RELOADED - lol cool story bro

February 18th - The birds and the bees and the trees don't compare to your knees, Louise

Wolverhampton upon the Juicy Taste of Diarrhea - die
Wolverhampton upon the Juicy taste of Diarrhea - no
Category:Wolverhampton - shite
Category:The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
I like the juicy taste of diarrhea - yep, nobody cares
Patrick Ewing Jr.
Patrick ewing
TEMPALATE:FEATUERDSHIT - WUUUUUUUUUUURP
Macintosh OS 9
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Stairway To Heaven - Since when do we let IPs fiddle with the Uncyclopedia: namespace?
Lemon Cleanse Diet regime - This Fruit In Addition To Its Hidden Abilities - SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Glider pro - lolwhut
F1
EUA
Box Hill, Victoria - I'm not Asian!
Fake mustache
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Siri - LOLWUT?
Stuart Snyder - not sure if vanity or not, but it sucks
Siri
Big Timmy
Trevor - vanity
Ponder

February 17th - The penis is yummy

Derrick Rose
Game:OT/KRC/Village/followhim - wurp
Captain America: The First Avenger
Red Nose
Hetalia: Axis Powers Failed userspace project of mine. The IPs found it, so I don't know if I'll ever finish it now. Plus, I'm bored with it...
Razerfanz Genesis - Is it a publicity? Some guy's life story? Anyway, it was just created and there's no jokes at all there.
Bayeux Tapestry
Bosnia
User:MirelleNail925 - spam (IP created)
MirelleNail925 - spam
Stride entry

February 16th - owen if u see this im gonna cum 2 ur hous and kill u no joke bicth - dave "rave" johnson

Crystal Palace - Probably best to nip this page in the "bum"
Josh Cummings
Regan
S Daniel Prashaanth - Apparent vanity
Tyler The Creator
User:Matthlock/George Carlin: AN EDITORIAL Author request

February 15 ~ !@#$%^&*(

User talk:ITrollU - Vigilance.
Same asian syndrome
Martin Freeman
Cult of Ceiling Cat
Hector
SY Stone - wp copy
Zac Richards
Mishka
Tetris the Movie
Creampie
Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedians per dick's length
Category:Users with a big dick a.k.a. Dee Dee Dickwater
8=============================================================D
Owen weaver
Mitch Landman

February 14 ~ ...

Link Faggage
Sonic and the Freedom Fighters
Go Out With A Loser Who Has Never Had A Date Day
Staten Island
File:Colin's Greatest Moment.JPG - goatse fully visible
Jurgen windcaller - Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Legondary wars
Josh is fat
R2 d2
Syd95
Ugly bitches

February 13th - Federer attempting a volley whilst doing everything he can to avoid tripping over his own penis.

Sonic comics
Showmance
Kansas
Terraria
Hadi Chaudhry
User talk:Lerty (redirect) (delete)
Granite Worktops Hampshire - spam
Cavestory- Oh hell no
Sonic Adventure
Category:You are Dead - Gay empty cat, for gay game that got gayed.
Maison
Box topology
Jacob McFadden

February 12 ~ lol pwned!

User:Xamralco/Je (element) - Author request
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/MySims Wii WTF?
Little Wigan
Delmarva
Harry Potter/books (redirect) (delete)
Assalam o alaikum.
Nicktoons
UnNews:Captcha drops the F-bomb
Low Carb Diet Recommendations - Reasons to Eliminate Sugar Addiction
UnBooks:Still beefy: The autobiography of Beefy McManstick (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
User:Sycamore/The Byronic Hero (redirect) (delete)
Cape York ~ ICU
Slim Chizzy
Chaos (entertainer)
Cubic ounce

February 11 ~ lol cunts

Brandon Killion
GarethPW (redirect) (delete) - Redirect to userpage
Justin J. Smith
Harry Potter (books)
Elwood il
User:Shabidoo/Extra mega brownie points

February 10 ~ lol dicks

Pizza is awsome
Fuck yeah
Fuz
Pac-Man (walkthrough)/
N.A.M.B.L.A.
Skyler Milligan
Max (Pokemon)
French Victories
Aidan reilly treat
Zahir boussaid
Dubstep
Emily palmer
User talk:Dcsgifts‎ - may as well delete the userpage
San andreas
Onion News (redirect) (delete)
The Onion News

February 9 ~ View the the pages below with caution, they are certifiable crap.

Patrick star
Zahir boussaid
Helium
File:World order.jpg - Don't need it anymore, doesn't link anywhere Snowflake mini Mattsnow  20:43, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
Immaterialism
Tyler, The creator - Copied from Wikipedia.
Mossad
Pizza bagels
Quickscoping
Terms and stuff
Skyler Milligan - vanity crap
Giorgio tsoukalos
Being insane ~ WIP
Queensland legal system

February 8 ~ Adults say the FUCKIN' STUPIDEST things...

Collabera
Why?:Should I be a Nihilist?
The Babe in Black - vanity
Derby county
Xbox 720 - No. Nope, I don't understand it.
John terry

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User:I LIKE TO SWALLOW RAHB'S JUICY DIARRHEA - no no no
Wonderful way to respond to a one-hour ban. I salute your arrogance . RAHB YOU ARE WRONG: I WON'T A ONE-HOUR BAN I WANT ONLY INFINITE BCAUSE I'M A TROLL I LIKE TO BE BANNED AND I LICK TO SUCK YOUR JUICY DIARRHEA. SHIT IN MY MOUTH RAHB - hahaha
Pisippo

February 7 ~ Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Mike stoklasa - spam just spam
Crappy and unnecessary sequels - links to NOTHING
Ocean view highschool
Category talk:In-jokes
Valeri Oudin
Mercury (element)
File:JabbaatCourt.jpg - unused duplicate file
Tapeworm (redirect) (delete)
Sam chui
Arrowhead High School
Liammcloughlin
School Vandalism
Bekir Özdemirok
Blimp
Lazer
User talk:Lerty- I was looking for a granite contractor, but this one's too far... What are the prices? (May as well delete the user page)
Things government does not want you to know
Dvgkdsjg
Portmanteau
Category:Towns in Western Australia - lol reduntant
User talk:27.32.222.88 - Numbers don't get talk pages
Wooper

February 6 ~ No.

Corrs
TheJDParodies - advertisement
Dynasty warriors online - spam
Jac Harper - vanity.
Dubstep
Pac-Man (walkthrough)/
Rape kit - not funny.
KernelSandersXD
Ugly Alan

February 5 ~ Can I suck your dick?

Cristiano ronaldo
South Central Posse - pretty much a retarded advert
Brony
Mlp
Thomas gans
Shawn Michaels
Leon S. Kennedy (redirect) (delete)
User talk:Xamralco/God's userpage (redirect) (delete) - orphaned talk page/redirect
User talk:Xamralco/God's userpage/sig - orphaned talk page

February 4th ~ Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... INTO THE FUTURE!

My Toyota Story
Game:ZU/north/proceed/sarc/h4x2
Alvin's great adventure
Tomas ~ ICU
Carlos Castaneda
Chloe Grace Moretz
◦consult in-game help
Selena Gomez
James Buchanan
User talk:94.13.27.238
15 (number)
Big Brother America I'm on an evil mood today. ~ ICU
DOS attack

February 3rd - Yummy yummy yummy I got stuff in my tummy, and I'll vomit all over you!

SIDUJKL
Talk:Punk
John mccain
Category:German Anarchist Organization for Helping British People to Destroy the House of Windsor and Restore Anarchomwealth of Britain
User:F'kdaquyn
German Anarchist Organization for Helping British People to Destroy the House of Windsor and Restore Anarchomwealth of Britain
Today
House of Windsor
Joy to the World
I SAY FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK DA KWEEN
JOY TO THE WORLD, THE QUEEN IS DEAD! SHE'S ON CORONER'S TABLE! LET'S CUT HER HEAD AND PLAAAY! LET'S USE HER HEAD AS TOOOY! THE HEAD IS ON THE TAAAAAAAAABLE!
Bubba the love sponge
235
God's userpage/talk - No longer needed
God's userpage/awards - No longer needed
Saints row
Category:31 January 2012
Toxicology

February 2nd ~ I'm getting tired of doing these almost everyday.


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Derek mindler - copypasta
Planet Vegeta
UnNews:Ahamadinejad says Iran is Ready for Nuclear Alternatives (redirect) (delete)
Somalian pirates
The Grand Categorizer (redirect) (delete)
Funnyz
Magicarp
HowTo talk:Make a fat girl
Last Thursday (redirect) (delete)
Tiger bread
Stront
Nottingham Forest.
Turbo c
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Nickel back
Mr plinkett‎‎ Nevermind, looks like someone is still working on this.  I'll give it an ICU tag.

February 1: Annual 'Forget it, you're probably not going to get a valentine 13 days from now anyway' Day

SNA
Nihilism:Talk
Category talk:Pictures of naked girls - before blanking, it was porn
Reverend X
Catherine middleton
The great gabsy
Evžen rajzl
Peppe Sjöstrand‎
User:Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow!! - IP created. The content intrigued me
Insect Repellent
Kid Shoplifting
User:Sockalockalock - Created by IP.
Gluten-Free Diet and its Health Advantages
Delta Force (redirect) (delete) - No need for a mainspace redirect to userspace.
User:Jonny appleseed/UnNews:Granny 'Opens a Can' on Somali Pirates redundant
UnNews:Granny 'Opens a Can' on Somali Pirates redirect page to redundancy
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