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January 1 - Deadlines? What deadlines?

Frank mir
Poke the whitey
Sam Hildestad
User:Lyrithya/Nothing/VoteGOTY
User:Lyrithya/Nothing/VoteUOTY
Huffman!
Template:Hug (redirect) (delete) - Userspace redirect
File:Bono-world-map.gif - Unused image.
SHM
Sam Hildestad
HowTo:Be a Dick
User:Lyrithya/randomlist - Don't ask.

January 2 - we really don't all need more Zombiebaron in our lives

User:Mrthejazz/Hitler Pharmaceuticals moved out of namespace, author request
File:Nasty.jpg
File:Ohno.png
User:Username18/UnNews:Dubai shooting is first accurate Jewish conspiracy theory - I actually created this, but I just want it deleted now. 
User:Magic man/reviewtable - Actually, I don't need this.
MC Zile - Blanked by author.
ME BUM YOU LONG TIME
User:Agumonex
User:92.13.110.147
Bop It!!!
Template:Hong Kong Infobox - Orphaned by VFD
Adventure Time
GoodNites
Damage to electrical equipment
Lightning strike
SMURF YOU!
SMURF YOU!!
SMURF YOU!!!
SMURF JEW!
SMURF YO MOMMA!
Shoshon The Elegant
Ruber bands
Discovery Health

January 3: Ever feel like you're being watched?

UnNews:Film documents death by fast food
   - UnNews by Sycamore; newer version exists with all initial caps
   - Thanks; SPIKE will now move newer version to above name, un-link-ized
     so you don't huff it again
Honda Odyssey
Ma Ying-jeou
Waterford2098worldcuppeoplespark.com
Kubilius
Talk:Billy
User talk:213.243.131.200
Ddthtfy
Yjyilui
Srgrt
Dthdfgsdg
Dfghtfyjtf
Dtghft
Gyiktfy
Fyjftgu
Hty
Esrghdrthr
User:Shield1123 - Userpage created by an IP; if it's actually the user it should log in, yes?
Talk:Banhammer
Mamma Mia

January 4th - I slept with your mom last night...

Dr. Mario
San Jose Sharks
Louise Riley
Don't click a link, dammit!
User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia Reskin Committee/Defacebook/FA - Okay, now what did I do that for? O_o
Antipsychotics
User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia Reskin Committee/Defacebook1 - I... don't know why I did that.
The Sack of Rome - PAge blanked by author, apparently. (This seems a reasonable enough redirect, so I'll leave it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 07:00, January 4, 2011 (UTC))
Pugs‎

January 5: Spackle time.

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo: Nail a glass to a wall - Duplicate review request.
Insane clown posse
Dead baby jokes
Roskaa
Molest
Frozen Penguin
File:Edit abandom.gif - Copy exists with correct spelling
Template:USER
PT Cruiser
POWERRANGER RIDING A TRACTOR
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/0/1 Changed the logic behind it.  
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/0/2 These are no longer needed.
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/0/3 Sorry.
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/0/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/1/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/1/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/1/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/1/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/2/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/2/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/2/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/2/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/3/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/3/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/3/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/3/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/4/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/4/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/4/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/4/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/5/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/5/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/5/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/5/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/6/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/6/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/6/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/6/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/7/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/7/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/7/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/7/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/0/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/0/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/0/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/0/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/0/5
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/1/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/1/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/1/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/1/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/2/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/2/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/2/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/2/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/3/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/3/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/3/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/3/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/4/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/4/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/4/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/4/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/5/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/5/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/5/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/5/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/6/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/6/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/6/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/6/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/7/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/7/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/7/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/1/7/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/0/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/0/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/0/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/0/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/0/6
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/1/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/1/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/1/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/1/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/2/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/2/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/2/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/2/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/3/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/3/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/3/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/3/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/4/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/4/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/4/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/4/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/5/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/5/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/5/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/5/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/6/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/6/2
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/6/3
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/6/4
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/7/1
Game:Alone in the dark/Game/2/7/2

January 6: BOING!

Holocost‎
JaMarcus Russell
Extortion‎
Mike Ditka‎ (redirect) (delete)
Ice kream - Uh-huh...
Freeza-Bitch

January 7: Let's make a new header before ChiefjusticeDS does

Siege of orleans Reason? it double redirects to the proper article, Siege of Orléans.
Fucked up Flipper Baby
Sannin
Roonstar - This smells like vanity, mostly edited by Roonstar (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)
User:Another n00b/Adventure Time - Stupid refrences Tag 
User talk:67.142.130.19
User talk:85.17.162.100
Swordfsh
Deus Ex Machina - moving this to undictionary
San Jose Sharks
UnScripts:The CrowSader for Justice (redirect) (delete) - He's doing it wrong and I'm too lazy to do anything about it.
Blaine Berrington - vanity?
Teach me how to dougie
JaMarcus Russell
Holocost
UnNews:What greyhounds do in bed
HowTo:Survive High School
Headcrab Zombie
I GOT BANNED FROM IRC CHAT
User:Bonerbutt - Userpage created by a vandal.
User:Mesonman - Userpage created by a vandal.
HA HA I FUCKED YOUR SISTER
I FART ON YOUR DOG
I FART ON YOUR GENERAL RELATIVITY
Blaine Berrington
I FART ON YOUR LAWN ORNAMENT
I FART ON YOUR FACE
I FART ON YOUR FACE AGAIN
Category:OMG BEZ EVER!!!!!!!!!! YES IT IS!!! YAAAAAAA AA SO COOOL YOU MUST BELEIEV ME :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Everybody Hates Chris
Uncyclopedia talk:Pee Review/Pentetrator Perpetrator - Eeeeh?
Template talk:Tasty - A very suspicious looking talkpage.
All subpages of Game:Abyss (orphans)
Game:Ze Quest‎
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Kitsunelover2
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Kitsunelover1
Kitsunelover3

January 8: Bored user seeks admin help to vandalise entire wiki at once

User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia Reskin Committee/Defacebook/MonthlyAwards - HAH!
Clubpenguin
Albert Einsten - can't spell his name right.  fail.
Category:Self Help
Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Votes for deletion/archive187
Jeff Bridges‎
Mimosa
You didn't see anything!
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Fucked-up-Flipper-Baby-Porn (redirect) (delete)
User:MASTER TROLL - Meeeeh.

January 9: The natural outlet of fetish is fantasy.

Healing Science Academy - New school-cruft; author Sir Nishin has created a copy in userspace
The letter A
Ryan Brenek
Wong yiip shaun
File:Cathulhutar.jpg - Unused basically a duplicate of File:Catthulhutar.jpg
File:Anime Fluffy!.jpg - Duplicate image
Ash Ketchum Junior - Exact same deal as below.
Ash Ketchum Jr - ?????
Crystal Golem Jesus
Epic lego mitita
Black Mesa
Sex With A Mormon
The Companian Cube
Keiichi Tsuchiya
Fentress
Borut Pahor
Who could possibly make God?
FUCKING WIN - Does the construction thing save this?

January 10: It takes a myth to fight a myth.

Sepultura
Category:Infoboxed Video Games - The below categories are unused/useless--Sycamore  (Talk)  07:22, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
Category:Right-Wing Users
Category:Kitten War Game
Category:Create A Game
Category:30 December 2010
Brundle Accelerated Growth Syndrome
Dr. Mario
File:IntegraMovies2.jpg - Duplicate image.
Vince Young
Girls' Generation aka So Nyeo Shi Dae, the holy nine
Up quark
King Dedede
Talk:Richey Edwards - Guuh?

January 11: 400 Bad Request

Gay Guys (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Scofield/UnScripts:The CrowSader for Justice Link fixed --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:02, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
User talk:72.153.89.26 - o_O?
Category:The Occult
User talk:DJ Mixerr/Emma Goldman (redirect) (delete)
User talk:DJ Mixerr/Roald Amundsen (redirect) (delete)
Gallagher
Talk:Slightly Insane - article deleted, and I am only editor on the talk page

January 12: Subtraction is dangerous

UnNews:Planet to be completely frozen by 2012; experts cite Global Warming - Anon takes title from Minitrue, doesn't get far
Game:Dungeonman! abandoned dead end
2240
Talk:Reverse Logic Act - Silly Nerd...
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/phone (redirect) (delete) - pointless redirect
The Crabs (In My Pants)
Game:Dungeons and Dragons (now with more death) - abandoned dead end
Super mario galaxy 1 (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect? I'unno.
Bobby Goodman - Smells like vanity.
Fuck oof

January 13: I AM EAT COW

James Feldkamp - Vanity, advertising, or something... o_O?
UnBooks:The tales of the retarded king Arthur volume 1
Assassin's creed
HowTo:Get your P.E. teacher fired
Chale
Forum:I FART ON YOU FOR THE LORD - Now, really...
Liu Kang
Chitterlings
Strong Bad - My bad. My finger slipped. MegaPleb  Dexter111344  Complain here
User:Sentra246
File talk:Mr. T point.jpg 
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME DEXTER!
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME DEXTER!
EXCUSE ME DEXTER!
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME CRACKER!!!!!!!
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME CRACKER!!
User talk:Naked Nigger Stealing Shoes
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME CRACKER!
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME CRACKER!!
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, CRACKER
WHY THIS WHITE DUDE BE SO RACIST? GODDAMN CRACKER, I OUGHTA KNOCK HIM OUT!
I SURE AM HUNGRY
WHERE DA WHITE BITCHEZ AT!?
FUCK YOU ALL YOU BUNCH OF BLASPHEMIOUS SATANISTS
I FART ON YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FART FETISH AND IF YOU DENY IT YOU MUST BE GAY
SUCK MY BLACK ASS
Minions of Noseybonk - Page created with a hidden {{NRV}}... suspicious. 
Bradley Cooper
Pieter Bork

January 14

Kidz World Homepage
Chakkelodeon
Talk:Elton John
Dodge Challenger
Margaret Mead - Wikipedia spork with a couple of sections swapped out for stupid.
Flamelord
File:Blue-screen-of-death-t-shirt.jpg - Unused basically a duplicate of File:Bluescreen.jpg
Game:Castle/attackwithamulet - orphaned subpages
Game:Castle/blackness
Game:Castle/blackness/attackman
Game:Castle/blackness/back
Game:Castle/blackness/give
Game:Castle/blackness/man
Game:Castle/blackness/past
Game:Castle/darkpassage
Game:Castle/darkpassage/fromdungeon
Game:Castle/darkstairs
 Game:Castle/darkstairway2
Game:Castle/dungeon
Game:Castle/dungeon/unchain
 Game:Castle/dungeon2
Game:Castle/east
Game:Castle/garden
Game:Castle/garden/cave
Game:Castle/garden/cave/grue
Game:Castle/garden/cavem
Game:Castle/garden/crabjuice
Game:Castle/garden/examine
Game:Castle/garden/machine
Game:Castle/garden/smashmachine
Game:Castle/garden/vend
Game:Castle/kitchenagain
Game:Castle/nrsry
Game:Castle/nrsry/amulethole
Game:Castle/nrsry/attackchild
Game:Castle/nrsry/attackchild/amulet
Game:Castle/nrsry/attackchild/dagger
Game:Castle/nrsry/attackchild/pan
Game:Castle/nrsry/runeaftersattack
Game:Castle/nrsry/runes
Game:Castle/nrsry/wait
Game:Castle/pbrick
Game:Castle/rbrick
Game:Castle/room
Game:Castle/stairs
Game:Castle/xyzzy
Game:Castle/yard
Game:Castle/yard/attackgruedagger
Game:Castle/yard/attackgruenecklace
Game:Castle/yard/attackgruepan
Game:Castle/yard/grue
Game:Castle/yard/womendagger
Game:Castle/yard/womenexplain
Game:Castle/yard/womenfryingpan
Game:Castle/yard2
Category:Pictures with EugeneKay's green dong in them
User:Frosty - Userpage created and maintained by an IP who apparently doesn't like said user... or something.
Template:ED - Pointless template, horrible grammar...

  ►     All articles below this point have been checked.     ◄ 
  ►      Do not relist articles from below this point.       ◄ 

Template:Troll - Self-contradicting pointless ugly template...
Template:RandomNumber duplicate of existing template
Attaché - Wikipedia article Apache with 'apache' replaced with 'attache'...
Uncle Sam
Jutsus
Retirement homes

January 15 - Lo sé todo. Pregúntame.

File talk:1rs0ib(2).jpg
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, CRACKER
Talk:John Cena
Nike - Not brilliant, but not awful either. I vote we keep this one and see if people improve it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:10, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Norcleston
The Owls are not what they seem
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/I LIKE DICKS.(:
UnNews:Printer Software Perform Not Operation Possible (redirect) (delete) - Author fixed excess capitals

January 16: I stand by my batmoose.

UnNews:Kermit The Frog nukes Chicago
Vannesa Carlton
Tommy Pickles
Peppe Sjöstrand
User:Magic man/DING-DONG!! - Same as below.
User:Magic man/UR MOM SUCKED MY DICK LAST NIGHT!!!! - Old idea I had for an article...
User:Lyrithya/reviewtable/Aleister - Huh?
User:SPIKE/FORTRAN (redirect) (delete) - Obsolete link; article now mainspaced
User:SPIKE/Baha'i (redirect) (delete) - Dittoes
Carrot Theory - a NEW Theory of Everything (redirect) (delete) - salesy link to Carrot Theory that no one's ever going to type
Game:G94 Zork - construction expired and UN:CM
Game:G94 Zork/Grue
Game:G94 Zork/east
Game:G94 Zork/goombaenemy
Game:G94 Zork/goombafriend
Game:G94 Zork/grue2
Game:G94 Zork/grue3
Game:G94 Zork/north	
Game:G94 Zork/south
Game:G94 Zork/west
Patriotic nigras
Hari charan panjwani
Australian Civil War - instant feature
Template:CastleHeader/new - abandoned
File:Shatner Choke.jpg - Duplicate image.

January 17 - I say we implement the ban stick.

File:Frying pan crop 1.png - Done with it.
Bee sting
File:Smilies right.png - Meh.
File:Smilies left.png - Meh.
SRB2 WIKI - Eh?
Amir sidat
Kip kay
Iker Casillas
Kitten factory (redirect) (delete)
Kitten vs. Human war (redirect) (delete)
Beanie babies (redirect) (delete)
The Beanie Babies (redirect) (delete)
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 12 - multiple games pages merged into only two
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 1337
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 15
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 17
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 18
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 22
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 27
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 32
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 45
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 48
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 67
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 76
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 86
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page 92
Game:Choose Your Own Adventure Page GS
Uncyclopedia talk:QuickVFD/archive37
Template:Walrus - Unused/vanity template (see the talkpage)
Hell, Michigan

January 18: My hovercraft is full of eels.

File:Watching.jpg - Actually I don't need this.
Captain Sarcasm
UnNews:Israel developped and tested the virus 'Facebook' aiming at undermining Iranian productivity
   --Anon's other story is now in the 5-Spot, but this one is undone and seems abandoned
   --Rescinded; Anon is now Lctmu
The answer to life, the universe and everything...
Osama binlarden
UnNews:Joe Mccann - Lespaulkid created UnNews, got nowhere
Little Habton
R2D2
Tumblr
David Nield - Just one sentence? Pfft.
Tying your shoes syndrome
Game:Secretgame - almost entirely in Userspace
Anthony HathaGay

January 19 - I have cows in my ears.

User_talk:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland_Declares_Independence_from_Denmark,_World_Doesn't_Care Unnecessary talk page is unnecessary. 
User:SPIKE/1 I got this off the Front Page pending QVFD--Anon's unfunny one-line UnNews is a way to almost say Niggers - Spike seconding Dexter
UnNews:Naggers
God Is White
Suck My Left Testicle Smothered In Hot Sauce With Mayo On Top
Forum:I Did Your Mom
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User:Join The KKK Today And Get A Free Iphone
User talk:Join The KKK Today And Get A Free Iphone
HA HA THIS MEME IS SHIT
I MAY OF PISSED ON YOU IN AN ABSTRACT SENSE OF THE WORD
I ATE ALL YOUR WEED
I FART ON YOUR HEAD
User talk:ChíefjusticeDS (redirect) (delete)
User:ChíefjusticeDS (redirect) (delete)
Oliver Sechi - Wikipedia deleted this crap the other day.
Pastafarian Sex
Roy Campbell
Maja Olsson
East Gwillinbury
Peppe Sjöstrand

January 20: CatMan is really a cat, man.

File:Cancer.mp3 - Duplicate of File:UnNews--Cancer research causes cancer.mp3
User talk:I'm gay and stupid
King Dedede
Iguazu falls
Template:Underline
File:Naked-drunk-woman.jpg - Duplicate of File:Neildims.jpg

January 21 - A guy walks into a bar and he says "Ouch!"

Tegan and sarah‎‎
Lapis Isle
Friends of the Western Buddhist Order
Leedle
これはロブスターですか?これはロブスターですか?これはロブスターですか?これはロブスターですか?これはロブスターですか? - "Is this a lobster?" repeatedly.
Jungle People
New Drunken Party
FЯED (redirect) (delete) - Who would look for this?
Category:Infested Pages - Er... what?
Gay Mysterio
List of Illuminati members
Mokeny
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The First Lunar-American War (2nd) Unnecessary as its on VFH now.
Jay basi
Joaquim Gaspar
Ghetto Blaster
Minnesota Timberwolves
Your butt
Appalachian Trail
User:173.35.187.165 (redirect) (delete) - This seems wrong.
Um, ah, no. That's me. That's when either I forgot to sign it, or Wikia signed me out accidentally. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 02:30, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

January 22: I'm a Gazelle on the plain of life!

Category:Infested Pages
Bambinogirl
Game:Uncharted: The Text Adventure (redirect) (delete)
Game:Uncharted: The Text Adventure/follow (redirect) (delete)
Game:Uncharted: The Text Adventure/lie (redirect) (delete)
Game:Uncharted: The Text Adventure/right (redirect) (delete)
User:Gulliver - Userpage created by a random IP.
Ambiguous
Couchsurfing
Couchsurfing - Broken redirect that somebody put on VFD for some inane reason...
Bootmgr - Har.
User Account Control.

January 23: Here for the fellow who enacts the fingerings of my spite

Phrases - including an article does not make an article
Jesse proulx
Dimitri The Lover - Page blanked by author.
Category:Nebraskan Users - Hmm...
Left 4 dead 3
Talk:Armenia's Next Top Model - Eeeeh?
Lapis Isle - Vanity, apparently.
The Beihs - What?
Atheism and fat-assed-ness (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect
Butch Brigid - Again, What?
Xiaolin Candysticks - What even is this? Made-up film for a made-up audience? It could at least be funny, but usually things need to have some ties to reality for that...
Yellow Mouse-Type things that can shoot sparks out of their cheeks - redirect only used in a deleted article. 
Game:Endless War/1Map - orphans
Game:Endless War/1explode
Game:Endless War/1hall1
Game:Endless War/1hall2
Game:Endless War/1sneak
Game:Endless War/1stair
Game:Endless War/Charecter1
Game:Endless War/dead
User:Another n00b/KittenW - A pointless redirect for User:Another n00b/Badgame/KittenW - Another n00b 11:09, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
Nicky efthimiakopoulos
Game:Dragons N Stuff/gruedeath
Game:Dragons N Stuff
Game:Do Not Fail/east - pity the poor orphans
Game:Do Not Fail/east/go
Game:Do Not Fail/east/refuse
Game:Do Not Fail/north
Game:Do Not Fail/north/ignore
Game:Do Not Fail/north/open
Game:Do Not Fail/south
Game:Do Not Fail/west
Game:Do Not Fail/west/ignore
Game:Do Not Fail/west/take
Creathism
King Jade

January 24: So many hands, waving in the breeze, a great field of hands...

UnNews:Obama finds lost taco - Anon gets further than most; 1 paragraph, no point
Template:Skeptic's Annotated Santa/button - No need to keep this redirect.
User:Lyrithya/Manholes - Grrrr. Grrr! Grrr rrrrrr rrrr.
User:Another_n00b/Zork_Shareware/subpage - Useless to me now. - Another n00b 17:03, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Game:Game_of_Uncyclopedia/binary
Game:Do you want fries with that?/oak - orphans
Game:Grue life/Acting
Game:Grue life/Actingfastforward
Game:Grue life/CH2/Abyss
Game:Grue life/CH2/BackDoor
Game:Grue life/CH2/FollowAdventurer
Game:Grue life/CH2/ScrewIt
Game:Grue life/College
Game:Grue life/CollegeFull
Game:Grue life/CollegeFull/teeth
Game:Grue life/Examineadventurer
Game:Grue life/Fly
Game:Grue life/HarryPotter
Game:Grue life/Hibernate
Game:Grue life/HomeHungry
Game:Grue life/LeaveAdventurer
Game:Grue life/Lunch
Game:Grue life/StarvingClass
Game:Grue life/TalktoAdventurer
Game:Grue life/Teeth101
Game:Grue life/Win
Game:Halo Online/AboutCommandCenterMap
Game:Halo Online/AboutGhostTownMap
Game:Halo Online/AboutLostJungleMap
Game:Halo Online/Maps
Game:Halo Online/PlayerGibby643
Game:Halo Online/Slayer1
Game:Halo Online/Slayer1BaseStart
Game:Halo Online/Slayer1Forest
Game:Halo Online/Slayer1LolorKill
Game:Halo Online/Slayer2
Game:Halo Online/SlayerLoggedIn
Game:Halo Online/StartGame
Game:Halo Online/Woh
Game:Halo Online/WohCovElite
Game:Halo Online/WohCovLeaveBaseNorth
Game:Halo Online/WohCovenant
Game:Halo Online/WohCovenantBase
Game:Halo Online/WohCovenantWar
Game:Halo Online/WohFlood
Game:Halo Online/WohHuman
Game:Halo Online/WohStayAtBase
Game:HoboQuest/FindFood
Game:HoboQuest/FindHome
Game:HoboQuest/GoFight
Game:HoboQuest/Start
EMuZe xX
Irish Defense Forces
Bosoms - null
Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/Mr Winkler is AAAAA 
Wiz Khalifa

January 25: Move the skeleton naturally

Atheism and fatassery - pointless redirect
Brian Eno
Pk subban
File:Kangaroohelp.jpg - Or this.
File:Water strip.jpg - I don't need this.
John kellner
Mike Nawfal
Tired of the fucking trolls
Page 1024
Umbrella corp
Charmadick
Eric husni
Zen Rfanklib - Recreating deleted content... unless it actually has been changed, but it doesn't sound like it.
DPXC Running Club
12333
ADOGventure
Zsolt Baumgartner
User:Mrthejazz/aristocrats and baby chicks - author request, page moved to mainspace
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Seven and A Half Hours of Silence - duplicate entry with slightly wrong title; creator created another one after with proper title.
File:Maniac mcpee sig2 userpage.gif - Duplicate, apparently.

January 26: It cost too much, staying human.

Flame King looks like vanity, and is at least really short and stupid
Butch Brigid - Ignoring the {{Construction}}, it's just vanity.
Montparnasse - No attempt at any humor, but a snide attempt at advertizing.
Danny simpson
Andy carroll
Shebrew
Real Indians - PLS entry created in mainspace; user has been working on userspace copy.
User:Lyrithya/luurg
User:Lyrithya/lurg
User:Lyrithya/Luurg
User:Lyrithya/Lurg
Flicky
Leckie
Does eating poo make bees eat popcorn?
Soulja Boy
User:Scofield/UnScripts:Final Fantasy: The Movie that's actually worth watching (redirect) (delete)
Dead Baby Jokes
Kitty Katswell
File:Kangaroo banner magic man bkg.png - Nevermind on this one.

January 27: From nothing, something scientifically appeared.

Pastafantarianism
Fuck Mordillo - enough of this shit
Lars
Dr. Manhattan‎
Thomas Peters‎‎
Cute is What We Aim For
Game:Uncharted: The Text Adventure/seduce (redirect) (delete)
Xiaolin Candysticks - Vanity (I should know, I made it).
Battlefield bad company 2
Rajesh hammal
Iiit
Eamon De Valera - I can't be arsed to dig up the deathlists.

January 28 - Mimo&maxus is wonderful. Admit it.

User:3D Cell Culture/UnNews:3D Cell Culture - 2-sentence advert on UnNews, abandoned for 1 month
SWZork (redirect) (delete)
SWzork (redirect) (delete)
Zork Shareware (redirect) (delete)
Game:SWZork (redirect) (delete)
Xiolin Candysticks (redirect) (delete)
UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshole, historian concludes (redirect) (delete) - Aleister settled on "asshat"
UnNews:Abraham Lincoln an asshole, historian concludes (redirect) (delete)
R J
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jeff goldbloom
Seven Network
User:Romartus/UnNews:Peter Weir to remake Picnic at Hanging Rock with teddy bears instead - Oops. (Moved it while he was working on it. Now there are two! Also, Wikia needs to get their act together, really...)
Alan wake
Page 1024
Georgia Stradling
Elliot robertson
Persnackedy
United Stoats of America
UnNews:Is gay marriage killing bees
Master Roshi - I was watching Dragon Ball earlier. The author fails at describing the hilarity that ensues when Roshi acts like a pervert, and therefore this needs immediate deletion.
Captain Zapp Branigan
Akon the rapper- Wait, who's Akon?

January 29: I don't think I think as much as I used to think.

Alpha delta phi
Kwame brown
Preface
File:It's Magic!.gif - Actually I don't need this.
Valentimes day
Seven Network
RoosterLicious7
User:71.90.94.131
Why'd you delete Captain Communist?
User talk:NeoEva88/clipboard - Seems like spam, but I dunno.
Christopher mintz plasse
Duffla
Monosodium

January 30: Set phasers to frag.

User:Mycroft
User:Watson
User:Sherlock - I was wrong to make this.
Unconspiracy theories
Talk:Fisher-Price (company) (redirect) (delete)
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/cardinalbryce
Fayoma
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Archer/search (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/angeredwalrus/cheats/ANGERTHEWALRUS (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/ANGERTHEWALRUS (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect
Game:Grueslayer/angerthewalrus (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/grue/search/legendarysword/UniversebigbangBOOM! - Apparently not part of the game...
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/AgentUAGENTUABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ALAN DAVIES
Vish Is Epic
Furds list for infinite awesomeness

January 31: You are guilty in your mineral!

True Meaning of Pie
User talk:Skinfan13/Upsilon Sigma Sigma/Collaboration/November2010collab - I demand diplomatic immunity in China!
Ya maan
User:204.111.42.226
Roland weatherford‎
Zach plowman
Derp
Wolf golf
Mc smalley
Jack Kenmare
User:212.121.202.251
TASIS
Red alert 3‎
Rue
Category:Halo Online - Part of an ICUed game
Template:Wohheader
Category:World of Halo
Template:Haloonlinescore2
Template:Haloonlinescore
Template:Haloonlineheader
File:Paris hilton nipple slip 01.jpg - Unused duplicate of File:Paris Hilton4.jpg
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