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June 30th - ?pedia Skype: Now with hours of talking about Seppy's dream MMO!

Main PageUncyclopedia
Kittens, Puppies and Ponies - The author request is on the page itself.
Misamthrope
Psilocybin
White gorilla
Charge gun
Naked Sophia
UnNews:UnWorld Cup Update: England players "feared for their lives" over wildly spinning ball. (redirect) (delete) - SPIKE abridged headline
England players "feared for their lives" over wildly spinning ball (redirect) (delete) - Oops, not in UnNews:
Tom Hillier - wikipedia hasn't heard of him
Talk:Rohypnol
Alabama

Brian swindle
Sir Nose D’Voidoffunk

June 29th - Watching 3D porn made me give birth to a black kid

UnNews:Jackos doctor may be up for Nobel - Retitled by SPIKE
ISBIUA
Inci sozluk - something about Inciclopedia, I think?
File:ImagesCAAM5MJQ.jpg
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:McDonalds, Walmart, Google, Apple, Facebook, Disney, and Exxon merge, build Deathstar (quick) No longer want to waste anybody's time with this review.
Shane_dawson - I WANT TO WIN AN AWARD FOR QVFDING
That_1_Guy - Seriously, give me a fucking award.
Star jones - TRIPLE KILL! Can I have my award now?
Coventry city - Umm, guise? That award?
Kamen Rider - Fine, don't give me an award. I'm just in it for the justice. Seriously though, this is encyclopedic.
Ekrem Jevrič - I'm trying so hard for it

June 28th - What a header!

The mc secret
Mousehunt
User talk:93.36.205.118
Bits goa
Holand - There's no such thing.
Dondism
Tulsember
Four Lett Word - unnecessary redirect
YouPhone hHHHHHHHHHHNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

June 27th - Drill surprise today!

Gaylord Focker
Talk:Focker
Greg Focker
Gay Focker
Fockers
Church of Satan
Jorge Larrionda
UnNews:Wvm strikes again!!!!!!! - Empty UnNews.
David Cameroon

June 26th - Surprise Fire Drill Today!

The Room movie - Blanked by author.
Howto: deny your own existance
Bullfrog - This isn't even worthy of an ICU, IMHO.
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clik
Dougie Howser
Warhammer 40,000

June 25th - Olipro is so cool, hackin' an' junk

User:Mrthejazz/AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West)
File:זמני.Gif - duplicate of File:UFOrocket.gif
Fuck Paizuri - I have fans!!
Fuck Charitwo
Godzilla vs. Master Chief - blanked by author
Black House
User:173.52.176.251 - IPs don't get user pages.
Charlie parker
Solon
The amazingly annoying Atheist
User:Saberwolf116/UnTweets:Odysseus - Moved to mainspace Saberwolf116 14:11, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Game:Grueslayer/sidequest1/royalkill
Lucy Liu
Secret underground bunker
The Eyes Of A Traitor - Copy of the Wikipedia article with a couple words changed. Author is doing work on it.
Morpeth
Perl6
Terriosts
Desperation Music
Vevo
Intelligence Quotient Testing for Dummies
Oompa loompas
Black House
The Ant People
Daniel Burridge - Vanity/cyber-bullying.

June 24th - U mad? U so mad

Grannies all over the country
Popeye's Chicken
Rallysteven
Nachoo novo
Quedgeley
Fuck the Certain Price of Goods
I smell like peepee
Bad English
Psyopus
Ryan degan
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Howto:Screw in a lightbulb
American Samoa
Julia gillard
Joses Ladia
Monkey nipple acid

June 23rd - I don't know how to edit a wiki. Lol! I'm stupid!

Tyler Bly
Kevin Shouster
Prostitue
The Spanish Channel
Lady Bird Johnson
Banging on the keyboard
Smileyddiction
Insane Men 
Opacity - Bureaucrat created page, deletion not merited.
George the it
Tim Cahill - I swear, this is the first time I've done this in the last week. 
Tim Cahill
Schrödinger's dog - Same as below
GTA - Amish Country - Author request, the author blanked the page
Template:UnMenu - Now superseded by {{UnNewsMenu}} allowing variable background color
User:SPIKE/UnSports - Very early prototype of UnNews Sports Page
User:SPIKE/Sports Page (redirect) (delete) - Specialty index moved to UnNews: space
User:SPIKE/Washington (redirect) (delete)  - likewise
Sir William Wallace (redirect) (delete)
Samuel antonio payne
Werevampninzombiebot

June 22nd - Death to those that oppose TOAST!

Student Body (redirect) (delete)
Speaking clock Has a construction tag, and Chief sees hope in it
Other Universes
George the it
Juicey bitch
Wait some more.
Hi rabbitechno
User talk:194.82.168.3
Jibbajabba
Ha Hujini
21 grams
Tosh.0 - This was already deleted and is a recreation of the same content that was deleted.
C.O.K. - GAAAAAAAAAAAWD

June 21st - This is an auto-generated witty header. Laugh.

Travis Kreis
The War on Hello Kitty
Nick Mott
Template:UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Grand Theft Auto: Libya
Tosh.0
UnTunes:Youruntune
Warhammer 40,000
Offenham
5400
Evilies - Just plain stupid.
Economy of zimbabwe
Lollywood
Bread Rising
Rayleigh
Daniel Tosh
SEXY
HowTo:Go Supersaiyan
What you don't know about Mario & Luigi ICUd

June 20th - There's gold in them there hills.

ICANN
Bleach the white theory
UnNews:Judge bans suggestive signage, next stop, Supreme Court? (redirect) (delete) - Renamed headline
UnNews:Suicide bombers threaten strike action - Almost exact copy of this.
Template:Serbian - Completely useless.
UnNews:Main Page.

June 19th - Where have all the cowboys gone!?

Acts of Union
Tony Schiavone
Mole
Big mess
Dermatological
How to:make chuck norris cry
Fanboy and ChumChum
Template:Metatemplate
Template:Spam
HowTo:Avoid Justice as a Supervillain. (redirect) (delete) - Redundant copy of this redirect.
Silver
Windows 2010/Windows Live Web Browser
File talk:Foxkeh.png
User:Azatoth - Userpage created by an idiot.
Peter Lilley
Atlanta Thrashers (redirect) (delete)
Atlanta Thrashers, Nashville Predators, whatever
Stop drop and roll
File:DSC00054.JPG - unused
File:Bloxwich resident.jpg - unused
Fanboy and ChumChum it's back again. - It's already on the list. is it really, sherlock?
Game:Grueslayer/ch2/leaveoffice_nd_withwastenote

June 18th - Tony Hayward: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about; I don't know shit about my company

Ibrahim Ali
Midmarital wanking
Game:Grueslayer/ch4/train/stay/gun
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/secretagents/cabinatdreida
File:Shoogle.gif - No thanks. moved as thumbnail to the Masturbation article
               How is that relevant? The reason I put it here had nothing to do with it being unused or not. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:38, 18 June 2010
Group Sex
Ambush
LORD MANAB - Advertising a blog/cyber-bullying means that Construction tag is invalid.
File:Lisakudrow.jpg - WTF?
Borglasnak
Talk:Cancer - spam
Eli chambers
Heaton

June 17th - You: "You hear that joke they don't tell gay people?" Stranger: "no" You: "exactly"

UnNews:Working-class to be banned from getting behind wheel in attempt to cut drink-driving -- Crap title (my article)
UnNews:Working-class to be banned from driving in attempt to cut drink-driving‎ -- Crap title (my article)
Lucadilly - Where's the humour?
City of Lukington
Lucadon Parks
User:Sog1970/ HowTo:Avoid Justice as a Supervillain. - Double redirect. Also, moved to mainspace
Studio.h
Uncyclopedia talk:Foreign Office/+English/Find an Asian wife! (redirect) (delete) - talk page redirect
Jobsworth - Too stubby stub.
Tom Wilkinson - This doesn't seem to be about the actor.
Nuuk - Obvious copy paste.
What Constitutes an Emergency
Yellow river
Los Angeles burrito
San francisco burrito
User talk:65.173.178.70

June 16th - Fucking Twitter; how does it work?!

User talk:65.173.178.70 - IP created a talk page for itself.
Harvey Birdman
Just about any redirect by this guy
Jabulani
FUCK U IN THE ASS WITH A SMURF
Design Patterns - Copied from here, apparently.
Optijesus Prime
Francis shum
User:Multiliteralist/Suxes mained

June 15th - If you were a shape, what shape would you be?

William Turner 
U fags are gay
Emo Philips/b/tards
Autokill
Set a grue on opponent
Um......CHAMP
Game:Zork/codemastervsherc
Game:Zork/codemastervsultimatebattle
Rabbit-Proof Fence (film)
User talk:Hiatus Hernia/Saki (redirect) (delete)

June 14th - Fire up the Quattro

User:Mrthejazz/Unreliable Narrator unneeded redirect.
User:Mrthejazz/I am better than fish ditto.
User:Mrthejazz/Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! ditto.
User:Mrthejazz/Howto: Staple toast to a wall ditto.
File talk:Gas Chamber.jpg Disregard that, I suck cocks. Dammit, third time this week. 
Nolem
Super Mario Sunshine
Screw that! Where's my Magnum?
Whatever you say
"Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?"
"I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely"
Leave with a bad-ass attitude
There's a Chowder marathon on TV that I can't miss
Screw that narrator, I'm too lazy.
I don't need her, I'm a one-man army!
I run away
I'm going to Arby's since zombies won't be there.
McDonald's is so far away, I'll just eat my toe.‎
I use kung-fu to kick their asses
I watch The Misadventures of Flapjack instead
Gather food and water
I use my words like momma told me to
Help her, she might be hot
Find weapons
User:Soton4life - Not created by user.
Haw Flakes
That time my ship was nearly sunken by some eldritch squid-headed horror during my sojourn in the Pacific Ocean
To Serve Man
User:Multiliteralist/Sex and Violence! movt
User:Black_flamingo11/salamander - moved to mainspace
User:Black flamingo11/vending machine - moved to mainspace
LPT
Vuvuzela
Paint ball
Nintendo Rehab facility
Canadian BACON
Jacob Duplan
Key Nation
Key Nation
Hey_you - I realise it's from 2006, but it seems kinda like Illogico-cruft.
Dragon_tales - I am such a QVFD pimp.

June 13th - "Roger Roger, what's our Vector Victor?"

File:Annotations of an autopsy.jpg - Unused
Timothy Williams
Groudon
Only for a True Uncyclopedia Fan I put an ICU thingy on it instead. Yeah, I suck. Sorry!
Avatar/The Moovie I saw at the Weekend.
American Preservation Society - Sorry about that! I accidentally hit the QVFD button. 
Let It Bleed... Explicit Sexual Content Version
Russia Soviet
Intentional community
HowTo:Be a Douchebagsir
Whip Matthews
Chinese Empire.‎
Vuvuzela - either delete it, or explain the joke to me...
Intentional community

June 12th - "We have clearance Clarence"

Very unstable NOOO!
VUN
VNG
Very unstable nooo!
Very Northern Germany
Vagina non grata
UnNews:Grues become extinct in the wild
Jardinains
HANNAH MONTANA‎
Rubberduckzilla - I don't think this is delete on-sight and the person says they're not finished. Wouldn't a construction tag work better? --HELPME
The Cake is a lie - redirect to Portal (game)
The White-Out Invasion - vanity
Ashton Under Hill
Pages that don't fucking exist - wtf
Battlefield Earth
Tamil
Blue waffle
Pokemon (show) (redirect) (delete)

June 11th - "I have a full obese donkey tied to my back instead of a regular 'arse'."

Religious facts
List of chocolate bars in Canada
William Murderface
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Toki Wartooth
Pickles The Drummer - null
Mark infanger
Eric Stanley
Wapadoodle
HHHHHHHH
Amzon
Dan hawkins

June 10th - I rock out to the sound of your mom getting ass-pounded

[[:Pok%E9%20Ball]]
User:SPIKE/Korea proposed substitute for page on VFD; now copied to mainspace
Zula
Oasis.com
Rubber soul
Assasins creed 2
Ryan sams
John von Neumann
John von Neumann
Superjunior
Omanyte
Squeekers
The Jared
Bite

June 9th - "How much are your cheesy breasts?" - Ethine's mother

Newzeland
End of w
User:Bonner/Bank - Creator request. Unused page.
Blue-eyes White Dragon
Assassin's creed 2
Kero Emil
Kero freshie
Kiri m
Abanoub Awad
Nashville Predators
Puyo Puyo
Top ten deadly things on planet earth
Bourbon - Author's request.

June 8th - This hurricane season will be the 1st on record where it rains oil & fire

Fisher Price - I tried what it said, and it wasn't pleasant.
 Lame joke is stupid.
Miss teen south carolina
Peterborough Petes
User:97.120.52.250 - IPs don't get pages!!
Chelsea Handler
Cục đất học
Wikipidia‎ - And they can't even spell right. How insulting.
Do you want a hug? - What a fag.
Reservoir Bitches - Vandalism
Fanboy_and_Chum_Chum - mindless flaming and he asked somebody to finish the page on the page itself.

June 7th - DESTROY UNCYCLOPEDIA

I kissed a tranny
Barnstaple - Blanked by creator.
Luois xiv
Meowing sound
Gough Whitlam
Ultramarines
Oscar ford
Awsom-O 3000
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
Hi-5
Soiled
Ryan Duhon==June 6th - McDonald's honey mustard. I'm thinking PARTY!!==
Fat Children
Most fearsome creatures
Do nothing
Coco puffs
Grand Theft Auto: Philippines Stories- Carbon copy and blatant rip off of Grand Theft Auto: Philippines
Pichilemu
 This has a current ICU on it... NOT QVFDABLE!!
Game talk:Game Online/Japan
UnNews:Baseball's Integrity Killed - Basically a less good version of UnNews:Baseball's integrity dies, created by the very same IP.
EHtheism - Was redirected or something.
The Bird
North Virginia
South virginia
Jon Getahun
Tommy Emmanuel
Nigahiga - fuck you.
Monkey Fetish

June 5th - Hi. I add stuff to QVFD that should just be ICU'd.

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/I am completely drunk off my ass, have autism, and with to create a page - Not a valid pee review request.
NOYNOY AQUINO
Mr. robato (redirect) (delete) - Dumb redirect.
Noynoy aquino
Al Jobo
Jon lajoie
Jon lajoie
Edward Elric

June 4th - I do know everything about fish, ya know

Pichilemu
 ICU'd.
Template:Landmine‎
User_talk:Electrified_mocha_chinchilla/PLS Just the talk page, which I accidentally created because I'm stupid.
User:Multiliteralist/Howtodestroy moved

June 3rd - PARTY HARD!

Los osos - towncruft i think. suck either way
CET Kerala

June 2nd - Matfen's and Dexter's birthdays are on the third - Tell them you love 'em

Sword Soccer
Game:Game
James Yi - vanity
Allie mansfield
UnNews:Silly bandz in plot to assassinate Robin Williams.
CASTLEWELLAN
Rozz Williams
Sir Spamalot
Richard Worth (Tawdry NZ
MONDO LUCHA! (professional wrestling)
Stitch
UnNews:Kirtland ohio
Spongefag Gaypants

June 1st - Hangover day

Joseph kittinger
Starfleet Commander Universe
How to: get your own article at QVFD
Gus Chiggins plantation
700 Club
The Penguins of Madagascar
Why?:Life sucks
Scott Brennan
WHAT
Game:The adventures of a Grue
Blarrg
Grace Sears
Crazy Clown Airlines
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