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Ben Stein - Oh come on. Craps/PlayAgain - deprecated Craps/RollFor4re - deprecated Craps/RollFor5re - deprecated Craps/RollFor6re - deprecated Craps/RollFor8re - deprecated Craps/RollFor9re - deprecated Craps/RollFor10re - deprecated Craps/D6x2 - deprecated Mousepad Bordeaux Hilton Dont ask, Just burn. De:Hermagore Even when I translated this, It still wasn't funny and the picturelinks still didn't work. Phylicia Rashad As stubby as it may be, this article really has no room for improvement, as if anyone wanted to. Pointless optimism This may be a bit true, but as I am not familiar with European soccer I guess it gets the benefit of the doubt. It still sucks, though. Jason Ginsberg This is really bad. Really. Michelle Leslie
Slandanity?Google finds an Australian model who matches the text, no idea if it's funny though... :Image:Sputnik grapefruit bw.jpg - duplicate of Image:Sputnik grapefruit.png
:Image:Zogibbor.jpg (duplicate of Image:Zogibbor.JPG)
SergipeLooks like a good start to me. Ref WP. --Bob3 16:32, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC) Maradonna Article created in portuguese and misspelled, moved to Pt:Maradona.
1896 in literature Small article, content merged to 1896, nothing links to it.
Category:College - my bad, redundant with Category:Universities. Jerkcity Runner (unused redirect) Wilfred Brimley (self blanked by author) Abu Ghraib (collection of external links and information taken from Wikipedia. Rewrite ?)
NTWF David Chappelle (copy and pasting quotes + constant appearance on qvfd = sausageification) Figurative coconut (copy/paste of VFD material from WP, *yawn*) Exploding Pickle Cat Huffing
Alistair mcgowan (duplicate of Alister Mcgowen)both redir'd to Alistair McGowan Image:Samus.gif (image I uploaded that I no longer plan to use) -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)
Fall Out Boy King of Morocco - It's only from today, and went from bad to worse. Who'd miss it?These two are getting a bit large for QVFD, and may be attracting content. Suggest we let them fester for a bit. BobBobBob ! ? [rox!|sux!] 16:51, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
James Smith L@@K Counterexample Mikk James Caviezel Fuked up people-Congrats on spelling "fuck" and "1337" wrong.
Lake Forest High School-Vanity, probobley sporked from WPtechnically allowed, if it gets funny. VFD if not. Hot Dog-Sickest thing ever 83 Unfunny one liner and not worth Undicitonary. Pt:isep Redirection to article that was removed yesterday. Pt:obrar Redirection to article that was removed yesterday. Pt:risinhus Redirection to article that was removed yesterday. Pt:rooney Redirection to article that was removed yesterday.
- For most numbers I give some leeway as they usually are short articles that won't fit in undic format. However, that had nothing to do with a number really. Huffed. -Spl 00:29, 13 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Pt:Recanto Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense. Pt:Isep Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense. Pt:Rooney Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense. Pt:Obrar Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense. Pt:Risinhus Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense. Pt:LOLO Article was in Spanish, moved to Es:LOLO
Remaking Singapore’s History (tagged WIP 23 Sep 05 -- still no content) Toes
1337:444444444! not funny, author is an idiot- formatted in 1337moving to VFD
Law of a bus (partialy copied from ) King Charles I
Tourette's Syndrome(please sumbit to VFD. Read QVFD criteria above.) Yield sign(Not great, but has potential. Vote to keep. Bob^3) METALS Dead flounder Nicolas Elvemo Apple gummies Lord of the fatherland. (duplicate of Lord of the fatherland, also has talk page which should be merged to correct article.) 7331-- 10 second rule, two edits only. I Lynched Mr. Burger Lacuna Coil
More Help-Sounds too much like Wikipedia :Image:Lepperoni.jpg (duplicate of Image:Lepperoni2.jpg) :Image:Frankistan_flag.gif (duplicate of Image:Frankistaniflag.gif) Todd Rundgren-Two redirects, no content. Justin Gardner-Insult page Matthew Gowler Raisa hammoud
Butter knifeseems expanded past qvfdness, vfd if you still dislike James Fraser Lightning-bug Mrs.Frizzle
nb: Some moron edited Dream Theater article to fact because they're stupid. Original page has now been restored to how it previously was. Does not warrant deletion, therefore removed from the list.
Archbishop Of Canterbury (self blanked by author) E-Mont
Factual content, spelling errors, completely pointless - talking about a website and not humour in the slightest. Ironically nominated for front page.--Sweet Indigo 16:16, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
- I take personal responsibility for Euroipods. Don't worry, everything will be fine. --—rc (t) 01:11, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Mainly plagiarised from the Official Monster Raving Looney Party manicfesto. I think only the 'Conservatory Party' joke is original.--Sweet Indigo 14:08, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
- Actually, it looks like some of the plagarism is a recent addition. I'll find an appropriate plagarism template and post something at the DUMP to see if some of our British-oriented folks can addresse the probleme. -- <s>BobBobBob !
? [rox!|sux!] 20:00, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)</s>
Jones Soda Gouranga Bananana John Maxwell IV Not worth Undictionary. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches (copy of government patent from ) Crystalcherry (a cut and paste from ) Category:Cat pussies (no content/orphaned)
I suggest the following for deletion. My apologies if I am doing this incorrectly. --Isra1337 00:28, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
- Sorry for the mess-up. Will resubmit these to normal VFD --Isra1337 01:33, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
1447 (appears to have been blanked)(blanking reverted by Insertwackynamehere)
Leonard Nimoy Typecasting Disease Friday theory
Game Online/Hitler/Sarcasm Someone created this by accident.Yah, but it's linked from Game Online/Start/North, so it's now no more (or less) crappy than the rest. --Bob3 17:01, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Dylan "The Moundface" slandanity?It got fitted with concrete shoes. Town bicycle (Looks like Splaka and Flammable has a fan/stalker..) U Mad United States of Africa
Image:Reevedoctor.gif (duplicate of Image:Reevedoctornew.gif) Alex shounbrun Image:Dollydoctor.jpg (duplicate of Image:Dollydoctornew.jpg)
Pre unatlanisfied Paris (duplicate of Paris) Ultra Siddhartha (moved to Undictionary) Matthew Lesko - mostly cursing... an axe grinder East Virgin - east/west has been tagged twice, still sux and not worth Undictionary West Virgin - (same) Shrek - was a dumb redirect, now a dumb 'see also' list. Wilde:Melbourne - created before current Wilde template, the page has been changed to use the new template so this is unneccesary.
November 10 (Binary)
Worst 100 Porn Stars of All-Time (moved to Worst 100 Porn Stars of All Time) Tom's sister Quantum Tunnelling Chop suey (previously deleted as Chop Suey) Creolia U.T. (not funny, just offensive with bad grammar) Category:Sport (merge with Category:Sports or rename as subcategory ?) Fishmonger (duh...) Raiden Sabaer (D&D / vanity) Studebaker (dead since february, stubbed in may) Talk:Psynews This lonely orphan talk page needs to be put out of its misery.
Inspiral carpets wahey, I get to be first today! Catterpillar Satan worshippers - Not very funny. Chop Suey - Too close to the truth... Wait, it IS truth! BLASPHEMY!
October Thirty One
Project Quicksilver Very blatant plagarism of the finished Sci-Fi Channel series "Invisible Man".   Note: Availability of official site appears unstable, so the second link is a verbatim post on the show's forum.
--Eagleon 23:53, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I agree. Huffed. Next of kin (2 editing authors) will be given a bill for the bullet.
BobBobBob ! ? [rox!|sux!] 15:52, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Zork 3:Dungeon of Torment I really, really, REALLY did not think this one through. Burn it! --Infobacker 17:50, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I'm dying to wield my Admin Staff of Death, but this one has three edits by three different folks... second opinion, pls? --
BobBobBob ! ? [rox!|sux!] 19:40, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Huffinated, and the two redirects. PS: Welcome to the Machine bob. --Splaka 20:25, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Paly-dim added back today (see 10/25), should it die YET AGAIN? Wowbagger is fucking jewish Jewish Hell I Once Died at a Cocktail Night Garforth and Sons Japanese Grandfather Copyrite That monkey Tony Hawk Man - One line crap. --The Doctor 01:23, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC) Proper techniques in dealing with Grue - I have merged it with Grue. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo More crap --The Doctor 06:19, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Top Children's Names Of 1999 Top Children's Names Of 2000 Top Children's Names Of 2067 Zork/shit Daylight savings time HYPNOTOAD Zik Donald_Rumsfield
Image:Benedict arnold illustration.jpg - Please delete this image. I was the one who uploaded it for the Benedict Arnold article but am now using a different image instead. Thanks. --Ogopogo 22:44, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Waspy McWaspish GTA Enormous, super-advanced artistian manufacturing plant Aditya MJ Kelantan Poo poo planet Area 69 Moris code If I had admin, 90.9% of these would already be gone... Aditya Madanapalle Jayaram who indeed Twinkie Wars text is "coming soon", but I don't believe it Adelle hill vanity Withnail vanity More Help nah Richie Smith vanity Jerkcity insightful, witty, not. vanity again. Dubyah got lost on the way to the sandbox OMG-WOW-action is pointing a gun at the cops, just kill it Jag and Jagulation vanity (watch out, they may create ponto too) Vanity, they name is expressed in dotted-decimal format. - Oscar Wilde
Jay Gatsby vanity, also defaced Template:Recentnews FAQ Gatsby (Redir to The Great Gatsby) Rising Sun Simba The animals
- Very funny, loser. --Nintendorulez 15:52, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)
The Goldfish Network doesn't even TRY to be funny. DidYouKnowYourName BMW Like two sentences long--Vercalos 15:54, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC) Richie Smith There are actually people in the world who don't go to school with you, you know. Joe Fekto Ed moman
Pour people Silly play on words, two mods by unregistered users has taken joke no where. burn it down! --Illogicalbeats Dotinfo Just an ad for an external site. Not even a funny one. Grand Generalissimo Ken Asian_People paragraphs on japanese baths is fairly accurate and was stolen from a tourism webpage link. hong kong paragraph is not funny and mostly accurate. Lech Wałęsa Basically used as a test page. Has no potential on being a good article.
Half-humans um...what? Rivvox Freakforum DidYouKnowYourName JoJo General Juncal (And so the story of Sercia continues to unfold...) Divided States of America has like 50 jillion "will be deleted soon" warnings on it. Gnarph Kakrharkar boo! Daniel Reed vanity?
October HOE DOWN!
Butthead Double jeopardy Butt-head
Cacapoopoopeepeeshire Playstation3 (duplicate of Playstation 3) JOE BOB MCDOUGLE Codestream Great Chav Drowning of 1920
Assyria Paly-dim Ayalar Lie TorgNow no more than a chargrilled memory. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:48, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
October 212nd (base 3)
Sercia (Random pieces of fiction that don't even attempt to be funny.) General Donovan (Contains sections of the same content as above.) White rap - Trogdor was here, it was burninated.
Christian Nation bleh. crush kill destroy! Nerd42 22:29, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)
October 30th (Base 7)
Monocle_Polish-Not funny at all, had since April, little chance of becoming funny. Jonny Fry-Blatant vanity Waglagzzzhhh (Why do they insist on killing my brain?) Lassie Ayalar Lie Pazdzioch Scandalvania Jer jer Yuliya Tymoshenko (Wasn't sure whether to put this here or on VFD, but I could barely understand it, so I put it here. Hillary duff (Wasn't this already deleted? What's with these regenerating articles? Jell-o-ism Sweet potato flan Anything by 188.8.131.52, notably Extremely gay and Kerrod Gream Pope peter
(self blanked by author)(resubmitted nonsence) Alcoholics
- Self blanked by the author User:Masochistyc. Not sure if this belongs here, although I thought the someone might want to notify the User ? MadMax 21:31, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Roooooosensorg (Okay, okay, this is my last one for the night, I swear.) Polar Bear Tomas Brolin 102 Kristiansand Sabrina the Teenage Witch Tom Clancy Kongsberg, NO THE JAM-DIPPED QUANTUM MICROVORTEX TURQUOISE HEALER Froland Sten brenna Rosenborg SAAB Jonas Vienmarškinis Tigris (This article has been deleted twice) Tigerians Tigerian Johnny Shiva Project Apocalypse The Execution of a Man, the Annihilation of a Race Paragraph 66 Ratorious Olivers Caprios Mortales (Egads! There's a whole series of these things!)
October Kth (Base 36)
ASCII cows (odd there seems to be only one edit in the history..)
- Got it. BTW Mr Good AOL, you should register. Really. See my talk page and User_talk:Dawg and Uncyclopedia_talk:Administrators. It is very annoying to try to sort your edits out from the vandal's, when you both use *random* AOL web proxies for each edit. All you have to do is choose a username and password. Email is suggested but optional. Any way you can get a static or at least static-per-dialup-session IP? --Splaka 02:32, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- For the moment, the best I can do is specify my edits in the history and, when possible, my user name in place of the IP address. MadMax 22:46, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Wet Sloppy Turds Nexus- Porcupine tree X-MAN Cyclops Template:Thekillquote (Template is just like Killquote only with fewer quotes.) asdfasdfasdf iPod Straightedge Tigris (I would have put it in VFD, but it was deleted with the same content not long ago.) Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten