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November 22

Ben Stein - Oh come on.
Craps/PlayAgain - deprecated
Craps/RollFor4re - deprecated
Craps/RollFor5re - deprecated
Craps/RollFor6re - deprecated
Craps/RollFor8re - deprecated
Craps/RollFor9re - deprecated
Craps/RollFor10re - deprecated
Craps/D6x2 - deprecated
Bordeaux Hilton Dont ask, Just burn.
De:Hermagore Even when I translated this, It still wasn't funny and the picturelinks still didn't work.
Phylicia Rashad As stubby as it may be, this article really has no room for improvement, as if anyone wanted to.
Pointless optimism This may be a bit true, but as I am not familiar with European soccer I guess it gets the benefit
of the doubt. It still sucks, though.
Jason Ginsberg This is really bad. Really.
Michelle Leslie Slandanity? Google finds an Australian model who matches the text, no idea if it's funny though...
:Image:Sputnik grapefruit bw.jpg - duplicate of Image:Sputnik grapefruit.png

November 20

:Image:Zogibbor.jpg (duplicate of Image:Zogibbor.JPG)

November 19

Sergipe Looks like a good start to me. Ref WP.  --Bob3 16:32, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Maradonna Article created in portuguese and misspelled, moved to Pt:Maradona.

November 18

1896 in literature Small article, content merged to 1896, nothing links to it.

November 17

Category:College - my bad, redundant with Category:Universities.
Jerkcity Runner (unused redirect)
Wilfred Brimley (self blanked by author) 
Abu Ghraib (collection of external links and information taken from Wikipedia. Rewrite ?)

November 16

David Chappelle (copy and pasting quotes + constant appearance on qvfd = sausageification)
Figurative coconut (copy/paste of VFD material from WP, *yawn*)
Exploding Pickle
Cat Huffing

November 15

Maple Story
Alistair mcgowan (duplicate of Alister Mcgowen) both redir'd to Alistair McGowan
Image:Samus.gif (image I uploaded that I no longer plan to use) -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

November 13

Fall Out Boy
King of Morocco - It's only from today, and went from bad to worse.  Who'd miss it?
These two are getting a bit large for QVFD, and may be attracting content.
Suggest we let them fester for a bit.   Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 16:51, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
James Smith
James Caviezel
Fuked up people-Congrats on spelling "fuck" and "1337" wrong.
Lake Forest High School-Vanity, probobley sporked from WP technically allowed, if it gets funny. VFD if not.
Hot Dog-Sickest thing ever
83 Unfunny one liner and not worth Undicitonary.
Pt:isep Redirection to article that was removed yesterday.
Pt:obrar Redirection to article that was removed yesterday.
Pt:risinhus Redirection to article that was removed yesterday.
Pt:rooney Redirection to article that was removed yesterday.
For most numbers I give some leeway as they usually are short articles that won't fit in undic format. However, that had nothing to do with a number really. Huffed. -Spl 00:29, 13 Nov 2005 (UTC)

November 12

Pt:Recanto Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense.
Pt:Isep Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense.
Pt:Rooney Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense.
Pt:Obrar Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense.
Pt:Risinhus Doesn't mean anything at all, nonsense.
Pt:LOLO Article was in Spanish, moved to Es:LOLO

November 11

Remaking Singapore’s History (tagged WIP 23 Sep 05 -- still no content)
1337:444444444! not funny, author is an idiot- formatted in 1337 moving to VFD

November 10

Law of a bus (partialy copied from [1]) 
King Charles I 
Tourette's Syndrome (please sumbit to VFD. Read QVFD criteria above.) 
Yield sign (Not great, but has potential. Vote to keep. Bob^3)
Dead flounder
Nicolas Elvemo
Apple gummies
Lord of the fatherland. (duplicate of Lord of the fatherland, also has talk page which should be merged to correct article.) 
7331-- 10 second rule, two edits only.
I Lynched Mr. Burger
Lacuna Coil

November 9

More Help-Sounds too much like Wikipedia
:Image:Lepperoni.jpg (duplicate of Image:Lepperoni2.jpg) 
:Image:Frankistan_flag.gif (duplicate of Image:Frankistaniflag.gif) 
Todd Rundgren-Two redirects, no content.
Justin Gardner-Insult page
Matthew Gowler 
Raisa hammoud 
Butter knife seems expanded past qvfdness, vfd if you still dislike
James Fraser 

nb: Some moron edited Dream Theater article to fact because they're stupid. Original page has now been restored to how it previously was. Does not warrant deletion, therefore removed from the list.

November Eight-lovemachinesdon'tstop4U!?

Archbishop Of Canterbury (self blanked by author) 

Factual content, spelling errors, completely pointless - talking about a website and not humour in the slightest. Ironically nominated for front page.--Sweet Indigo 16:16, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I take personal responsibility for Euroipods. Don't worry, everything will be fine. --—rc (t) 01:11, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Err... this was deleted, why is it back?--Sweet Indigo 15:08, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Everything will be fine. --—rc (t) 19:39, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Mainly plagiarised from the Official Monster Raving Looney Party manicfesto. I think only the 'Conservatory Party' joke is original.--Sweet Indigo 14:08, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

  • Actually, it looks like some of the plagarism is a recent addition. I'll find an appropriate plagarism template and post something at the DUMP to see if some of our British-oriented folks can addresse the probleme. -- <s>Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 20:00, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)</s>
Jones Soda 
John Maxwell IV Not worth Undictionary.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches (copy of government patent from [2])  
Crystalcherry (a cut and paste from [3])
Category:Cat pussies (no content/orphaned) 

I suggest the following for deletion. My apologies if I am doing this incorrectly. --Isra1337 00:28, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Sorry for the mess-up. Will resubmit these to normal VFD --Isra1337 01:33, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
 1447 (appears to have been blanked)  (blanking reverted by Insertwackynamehere)
Leonard Nimoy Typecasting Disease
Friday theory

Novenber 7

Game Online/Hitler/Sarcasm Someone created this by accident.
Yah, but it's linked from Game Online/Start/North, so it's now no more
(or less) crappy than the rest.  --Bob3 17:01, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

November 5

Dylan "The Moundface" slandanity? It got fitted with concrete shoes.
Town bicycle (Looks like Splaka and Flammable has a fan/stalker..) 
U Mad 
United States of Africa

November 4

Image:Reevedoctor.gif (duplicate of Image:Reevedoctornew.gif)  
Alex shounbrun 
Image:Dollydoctor.jpg (duplicate of Image:Dollydoctornew.jpg) 

November 3

Pre unatlanisfied Paris (duplicate of Paris) 
Ultra Siddhartha (moved to Undictionary) 
Matthew Lesko - mostly cursing... an axe grinder
East Virgin - east/west has been tagged twice, still sux and not worth Undictionary
West Virgin -  (same)
Shrek - was a dumb redirect, now a dumb 'see also' list.
Wilde:Melbourne - created before current Wilde template, the page has been changed to
     use the new template so this is unneccesary.

November 10 (Binary)

 Worst 100 Porn Stars of All-Time (moved to Worst 100 Porn Stars of All Time) 
 Tom's sister 
 Quantum Tunnelling 
 Chop suey (previously deleted as Chop Suey) 
 U.T. (not funny, just offensive with bad grammar)
 Category:Sport (merge with Category:Sports or rename as subcategory ?) 
 Fishmonger (duh...)
 Sabaer (D&D / vanity)
 Studebaker (dead since february, stubbed in may)
 Talk:Psynews This lonely orphan talk page needs to be put out of its misery.

November 1

Inspiral carpets wahey, I get to be first today!
Satan worshippers - Not very funny.
Chop Suey - Too close to the truth... Wait, it IS truth! BLASPHEMY!

October Thirty One

Project Quicksilver Very blatant plagarism of the finished Sci-Fi Channel series "Invisible Man". [4] [5] Note: Availability of official site appears unstable, so the second link is a verbatim post on the show's forum. 

--Eagleon 23:53, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

  • I agree. Huffed. Next of kin (2 editing authors) will be given a bill for the bullet. Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 15:52, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Zork 3:Dungeon of Torment I really, really, REALLY did not think this one through.  Burn it! --Infobacker 17:50, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • I'm dying to wield my Admin Staff of Death, but this one has three edits by three different folks... second opinion, pls? -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 19:40, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Huffinated, and the two redirects. PS: Welcome to the Machine bob. --Splaka 20:25, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Paly-dim added back today (see 10/25), should it die YET AGAIN?
Wowbagger is fucking jewish
Jewish Hell
I Once Died at a Cocktail Night
Garforth and Sons
Japanese Grandfather
That monkey
Tony Hawk Man - One line crap. --The Doctor 01:23, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Proper techniques in dealing with Grue - I have merged it with Grue.
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo More crap --The Doctor 06:19, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

October 30

Top Children's Names Of 1999
Top Children's Names Of 2000
Top Children's Names Of 2067
Daylight savings time

Image:Benedict arnold illustration.jpg - Please delete this image. I was the one who uploaded it for the Benedict Arnold article but am now using a different image instead. Thanks. --Ogopogo 22:44, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

October 28

Waspy McWaspish 
Enormous, super-advanced artistian manufacturing plant
Aditya MJ
Poo poo planet
Area 69
Moris code
If I had admin, 90.9% of these would already be gone...
Aditya Madanapalle Jayaram who indeed
Twinkie Wars text is "coming soon", but I don't believe it
Adelle hill vanity
Withnail vanity
More Help nah
Richie Smith vanity
Jerkcity insightful, witty, not. vanity again.
Dubyah got lost on the way to the sandbox
OMG-WOW-action is pointing a gun at the cops, just kill it
Jag and Jagulation vanity (watch out, they may create ponto too)
Vanity, they name is expressed in dotted-decimal format. - Oscar Wilde
Jay Gatsby vanity, also defaced Template:Recentnews
Gatsby (Redir to The Great Gatsby)
Rising Sun
The animals
Kitten Huffing
Very funny, loser. --Nintendorulez 15:52, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)
The Goldfish Network doesn't even TRY to be funny.
BMW Like two sentences long--Vercalos 15:54, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Richie Smith There are actually people in the world who don't go to school with you, you know.
Joe Fekto
Ed moman

October 27

 Pour people Silly play on words, two mods by unregistered users has taken joke no where. burn it down! --Illogicalbeats
 Dotinfo Just an ad for an external site.  Not even a funny one.
 Grand Generalissimo Ken
 Asian_People paragraphs on japanese baths is fairly accurate and was stolen from a tourism webpage link. hong kong paragraph is not funny and mostly accurate.
 Lech Wałęsa Basically used as a test page. Has no potential on being a good article.

October 26

Half-humans um...what?
General Juncal (And so the story of Sercia continues to unfold...)
Divided States of America has like 50 jillion "will be deleted soon" warnings on it.
Gnarph Kakrharkar boo!
Daniel Reed vanity?

October HOE DOWN!

Double jeopardy
Playstation3 (duplicate of Playstation 3) 
Great Chav Drowning of 1920 
Ayalar Lie
Torg Now no more than a chargrilled memory. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)  15:48, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

October 212nd (base 3)

Sercia (Random pieces of fiction that don't even attempt to be funny.)
General Donovan (Contains sections of the same content as above.)
White rap - Trogdor was here, it was burninated.

October 22nd

Christian Nation bleh. crush kill destroy! Nerd42 22:29, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)

October 30th (Base 7)

Monocle_Polish-Not funny at all, had since April, little chance of becoming funny.
Jonny Fry-Blatant vanity
Waglagzzzhhh (Why do they insist on killing my brain?)
Ayalar Lie
Jer jer
Yuliya Tymoshenko (Wasn't sure whether to put this here or on VFD, but I could barely understand it, so I put it here.
Hillary duff (Wasn't this already deleted? What's with these regenerating articles?
Sweet potato flan
Anything by, notably Extremely gay and Kerrod Gream
Pope peter  (self blanked by author)  (resubmitted nonsence) 
Game Online/Start/South

  • Self blanked by the author User:Masochistyc. Not sure if this belongs here, although I thought the someone might want to notify the User ? MadMax 21:31, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Roooooosensorg (Okay, okay, this is my last one for the night, I swear.)
Polar Bear
Tomas Brolin
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Tom Clancy
Kongsberg, NO
Sten brenna
Jonas Vienmarškinis
Tigris (This article has been deleted twice)
Johnny Shiva
Project Apocalypse
The Execution of a Man, the Annihilation of a Race
Paragraph 66
Caprios Mortales (Egads! There's a whole series of these things!)

October Kth (Base 36)

ASCII cows (odd there seems to be only one edit in the history..) 
Got it. BTW Mr Good AOL, you should register. Really. See my talk page and User_talk:Dawg and Uncyclopedia_talk:Administrators. It is very annoying to try to sort your edits out from the vandal's, when you both use *random* AOL web proxies for each edit. All you have to do is choose a username and password. Email is suggested but optional. Any way you can get a static or at least static-per-dialup-session IP? --Splaka 02:32, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • For the moment, the best I can do is specify my edits in the history and, when possible, my user name in place of the IP address. MadMax 22:46, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Wet Sloppy Turds 
Porcupine tree 
X-MAN Cyclops 
Template:Thekillquote (Template is just like Killquote only with fewer quotes.)
iPod Straightedge
Tigris (I would have put it in VFD, but it was deleted with the same content not long ago.)
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
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