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February 27th - Beware of Jews today, they're likely to be feeling a bit frisky

Nidza zvezdara
Scaniaman Dave
Carmine
Podracing
Henry jones
Rack Umbrella
Dicks lol
For petes sake

February 26th - Something awaits you. Something that drools in the darkness

Victor Senior High School - Oh dear, this vanity page is already well in development. I don't think the construction tag will save it, as it is obvious cyberbullying. 
File:Flacid micropenis2 highres.jpg - UGLY PENIS!
Church's Chicken
Thecakeisalie
Harry potter returns
Bobsled
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Uncyclopedian/baserifle/killvandalandenter
Shaved pussys
Bill Nye the Jewish Guy
Matson
Ninja Psychiatrist

February 25th - Glossy Black Darkness of Evil Darkness Dark Power Darkness

Belly
Sabermetrician
UnNews:Balamentes English, motherfucker.  Do you speak it?
Finnish taxis
Norwegian Diesel Pump Appreciation Society
Smerdlock's views on trading bills
Smerdlock
Chip and PIN
Alan coyle
Dylan iadanza
Blake rochon
Property crime
Johnny linklater
Titantic
User talk:70.243.154.177  Want a talkpage?  Then register.
Alton
Claw Monster
Boulder,Colorado  Truth doesn't belong here, try Wikipedia.
The Almighty and Ever Powerful Joe
Luke Rothwell
Pierre curie - see Pierre Curie
100 + ways to eat some one
Johnny weir
Wanganui high school

February 24th - White people stole my car

100 + ways to eat some one
Foggie
Rockbank Caravan Park
Julia Tyler
Baldatsar Kužin
Getting a life or a girlfriend hopefully both
World War XIX
Second Crusade
Black Asains
UnNews:Sachin Shmendulkar hits double whammy
Chocolate milk
Henry the VIII
Lionel Ritchie
Cutie Patootie
Middle of Fucking Nowhere
Really, really annoying

February 23rd - Some thing in the air. Is telling me to go there. So I'll follow my nose. Go wherever it goes.

User:Pelargonium/HowTo:Survive High School - mainspaced. —Paizuri MUN  Talkpage  My Contributions  08:19, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/7/0/0 
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/6/0/0
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/5/0/0
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/4/0/0
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/3/0/0
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/2/0/0
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/0/0/0
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/3/0/0/0
Above at author request - but don't remove User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement or User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Movement/1/0/0/0 please.
White people stole my car	
Captain Fail
Sdf
Wikipedea
Kid cudi
Euan walker
Rose Funeral
UnNews talk:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary I reconsidered. --Chiefjustice3DS 18:33, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Lionfish
Talk:Jake Roberts
Andrew taylor
Alyssa milano
Mason Kowal‎
Vuvuzela
So i herd you like ...
Monitor cg
Heil fish
Samu-Pira Accord of 57 B.C.
Deon the great
Dan kearns
Thomas brennan
Template:First Dipolma In Media

February 22rdth - Your Daily Dose of Shite

Learn to Type This one has a construction tag on it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:03, Feb 23
Cap'n "Over-Optimistic" Article has construction tag on it, so is safe, for now. --Chiefjustice3DS 23:53, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
        Are you sure about that Chief? Check again. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:03, Feb 23
         Ah... Well you worked it out faster than I expected, not as fast as me, but this is understandable. --Chiefjustice3DS 00:06, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Kankakee
Vuvuzela
Eggrolls
Ninja warrior
Morphine Nation
CumBomb
Scrollbar
Villain of the Week
Big Smoke
Christa McAuliffe
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Experiment11
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Experiment10
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Experiment01
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Experiment00 - Author requests
Mason Kowal - Wikipedia article
Zergling
Apricot 
Game:Zork/crashrecovery (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork ∏ (redirect) (delete)
Zork pi (redirect) (delete)
Zork Π (redirect) (delete)
Game:The adventures of a Grue (redirect) (delete)
HowTo: Sneak Food into a Movie Theater (redirect) (delete)
Ryder
Nob and Dom in da Bungalow
I Know What You Did Last Summer

February 20th - You betta, check yourself, before you make me, wreck yourself!!!

Tau
Dango
Myst IV: Revelation
UnNews:Newton Abbot
Game:Beat up grues
Chapswick Clydeshire
German italian relations
Taylor Lautner
Talk:Writing articles while drunk - does anyone really wanna read that?
User:Black_flamingo11/Dragon Age: Origins - moved to mainspace
Talk:Officer Jenny - orphaned talkpage
Guitar Center
Juniper berries
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/47‎
Katie12231
Why?:Punch Chris Thorndyke in the face
Game:SWZork/PP/Waitgrue
Game:Zork/sos
Blue Potion
BANZAI
Bobsled
Noone Knows
DG900
Melton Tavern
Australia's Worst Suburbs in Review
Rockbank Caravan Park
Category talk:Things That Must Die
Coleraine
Tom Galligan‎
Blue Balls of Afganistan

February 19th - I dreamed of a cyclops last night. How Freudian is that?

Game:Grue Adventures! No, fuck right off. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:42, 20 Feb
Yale college wrexham
Electromagnetic Spectrum
Michael cheung
Van jones
User:Matfen/American Psycho
Phetrypter
Hi ur a poo
Jered Hettick
Happy sneeze
Kat williams
Andoni eck
Hi I'm Here To Fly A Rocket Up Your Ass
Dusty
Hepatitis
Absolutly Fuck Nuts - Looks like cyberbullying to me, is the construction tag enough to save it?
Dirty dusty - dicks lol 
Ha55ii
User:RabbiTechno/NewAd (redirect) (delete)
Talk:University of the Philippines
Oliver McBlain‎
Will the world end today
Dead Boy Alive - Deutsche Eitelkeit.
Saturday, the 14th
Turtle rimming
Kenneth Mlgradov

February 18th - Where did da mutha fuckin' cheese go at? (I don't know).

Guitar Hero V: Legend of Emo
Passion of the Jew
Paul McCartney & Wings
Pete McCourtney and Beaks
Happy Land
Homergreen
Game:Zork6/east
Game:Zork6/west
Game:Zork6/go for the stick for a stick
Waffletopia
Cindy Vortex - Not vanity, but a one-liner about a cartoon character.
Van jones - vanity.  LOL one of my best friends in high school was named Van Jones.  I never thought I'd hear of somebody else with that name. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:59, 18 Feb
User:SPIKE/Q - Unused redirect to Template:Q1
Conan o brian
Elian gonzalez
User talk:Zezima  Still an orphaned talkpage of a fake user page.
R. Kelly
Bob Brown
Back to the Future
Electromagnetic spectrum - b
Gary Busey - I am a bitch. I am a whore. I suck cock. 
Rubus leucodermis - author seems to have mistaken us for the French Wikipedia.
Gordon freeman
UnNews:Dead body found in graveyard

February 17th - I guarantee it. I guarantee there will be goats

Almighty Ian
Milwaukee
Diego Grez - Copypaste from some Spanish wiki thing
User:SPIKE/Wild Toast - replacement for VFD survivor; text has been moved to mainspace
James Rozelle - more more vanity 
Micheal chueng - more vanity
Mark mojomitoooooo - vanity
Debra lafave
Black Jew
Gmod

February 16th - Repeats until he fails. Half a goon and half a God. A man's not made of steel.

User talk:Zezima -Orphaned talkpage of huffed fake user page created by IP's. 
Lemar - Wikipedia page
Bill Nye the Jewish Guy
Albert Wesker 
Zombie Olympics
Samson Lybbert
User:Woahwoah - non-existant user/userpage started by an IP
Brooke McEldowney - Wikipedia c+p
What a head - cyberbullying
Danijela Petkovic - cyberbullying
Mixing Sailors
Movie theatres

February 15th - Time's a girl with a face of a clock. Her hands move foward, 'til you can't stop. She comes from above with a ton o' luv!

Justin beiber
Onlytheashesremain
Gordon Lung (redirect) (delete) - Pointless Redirect
Geoge bush - ddddddddddddddd
NINJA PIRATE ISLAND
Kristin loya
Glambulge
Shevington Theme Park
Falluhahaha
File talk:Launch6-med.JPG - Weird and pointless talkpage
User:Eeble - Userpage created by IP
Velvet Revolver - Mordillo is a bitch? Does that mean he's lesbian?
Gloria dancing 
Frargmundayland

February 14th - I got a rocket in my pocket, always waitin' 'round for you. Like a plug without a socket, I'm just waitin' 'round for you!

Joshu2uber - vanity, author wants it deleted. 
Margaret Atwood
Early Cars - redirects to itself.
Talk:Lewsey Farm - Does anyone really need to read this?
Kite - Redirect to userspace
Who was phone

February 13th - Life's a bee, without a buzz. It's goin' great, 'til you get stung.

Angry Dude
Cavan
Ancients
Kerrang
St. Fennelan's Day
Red Sox
Richard Hammond's Blast kebab
Template:Samuel Beckett
Andrew Charles Gamblin
Bucket of Shit
Kitten Physics
Motley Crue
Cole Boden - vanity. A Google search of the name turns up a high school footballer and a Myspace page.
The Art of War Against Fat
*Oreburgh City
Catherine Wisam - This is not Wikipedia

February 12th - Nurses whisper, others grin. Something's funny, at your expense again.

This page does not exist - Nah, just playin'!
Green Bay‎
Bernice kitchens - Vanity/Cyberbullying
U ugly
Blorb
3007
Cole Schultz - Who?
WEEGEE - Boring
How To: Become a Wizard - Lame joke
Sean Brown
Jordan cuddington
Kate Gosselin
Matt Stull
Leon green
Ankur singh
K-9 - {{stub}} added by author, but I can't see it going anywhere
Tea party movement
Sidney Ohio
I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN
Messed up.
Flavor
BANANAS

February 11th will you remember this year??? Oh, right. It's Uncyc...

UnNews:Kristen Valpreda - vanity or failed attempt to create UnNews
Bunfight at the Nell Gwyn Tea Rooms - copypaste of Bunfight at the O.K. Tea Rooms
UnNews:Paul Dwyer
Daniel tosh
Seatbelts
Lego universe
Amir shaikh
User:Kip the Dip/Charlie Brown Valentine

February 10th - Now whip it.

Generic Theory of Probably Something -Good title though.
The Rescuers (film)
Big Punisher
Barbed wire
Vespa

February 9th - You're dyin' under daddy's cap, smeghead!

Jafett altamirano
Minhaz
Waspinator
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Bucking on someone
Sean Rowlands
The annoying PTA mom who is active in school shit and meddles in your business
The juggernaught
Pudding Lane
Micheal chueng
Princes Leia
World in Conflict
IX
XIV
Yugi Mutou
!!!!!!
Fucker u be
NACQ
Great Knife
K-9 - Note on talk page, adding construction.
User:Warnsing Design
User:WarnsingDesign.com
Dryden's bus - vanity
B.W.o
Cappella Cafe‎

February 8th - I tip my hair to you

Advanced technology in assyria
List of country name etymologies - Wikipedia article copy pasted here, is that saved by the construction tag?
Template:Country data
U still gay
U super gay
User:206.77.0.155 - some rubbish
User talk:206.77.0.155 - some rubbish
User:66.193.126.2 - some rubbish 
U gay
Anthony cardosi
IPod Touch
Shinya_Aoki
Why You Didn't Pull Last Night (redirect) (delete)
UnNews:So I took a vacation to Iran
Stan Zemanek
User_talk:EpicFantasyStory
User:EpicFantasyStory
Yeeeaaargh! (redirect) (delete)
The Scarlet Pimpernel
Vanessa Perroncel

February 7th - And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away, unless you start usin' topical cream everyday

Uncyclopedia talk:QuickVFD/archive43
Rimmer - Redirecting instead
The Martian Civil War
Burger Pimp
Shinya Aoki - This was obviously copied from somewhere.
Crepe
Dead Celebrity Island
UberKill
User:Kip the Dip/blocked - stupid anti-admin crap I made once
Uberkill

February 6th - Dit-n-doot-n, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!

Them crooked vultures
Action Replay
*Action Replay
Pope of the Ring
How many yeras would you get in prison for ceareal killing
HowTo:Be a Jedi
Niley Story -Vanity
Shooping
Pigpig9
User:Pelargonium/Roblox - idk why I saved this...  
User:SPIKE/Objectivity (redirect) (delete) Short-lived userspace article now in mainspace replacing VFD'd
Bonny eagle - This is carp.

February 4th - Jeesus what kind of tool are you? are you his son or something?

Jacoby shadix
Grow
??
University of Louisville
Suck Mah Balls
Oceans Pi Like myself it's too old for this place... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:00, Feb 5
100 + ways to eat some one  Fuck.  No.
Tall And Sexy
The vicar flys by midnight
Womfer
Michelle Gomez
Wilt Chamberlain of Golf (redirect) (delete) - Useless redirect who cares
The vicar flys by midnight
Doberdor
Bedworth
Liquid Win
ICar
Kristopher "Tater" Lindteigen
JUNK
Michael Fay

It's February 3rd

UnScripts:viuo
Teen Titans

February 2nd - PRRRRRRREEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teen Titans
E.E. Evans Pritchard
Fake tan
Which of thease sentence tells one way a comunity in the united states is like one in china
Cafes
Tenterden
Ashford - Again
Ashford
Statecraft - penis
Adobe Flash CS4 
Category:EPIC CHEESE MONSTER TAkEOVER - umm, what?
Bumble-bears
The vicar flies by midnight
Dustin dinh
Jack tripper
Jen why?
CopyFuck  No, you insert punchline here.
World Bank
Adam Lambert - Possibly legit, possibly vanity in disguise
UnNews:Punxsatawney Phil Unable to Perform; Back-up Punxsatawney Pete Epic Fails - author request; title misspelling, thanks.
ALSO KNOWN AS KP
Goullym's Law
Roman Dog Bird Likes The Aristocats (redirect) (delete)
Roman Dog Bird Likes Teletubbies (redirect) (delete)
Roman Teletubby Bird (redirect) (delete) - I like this one though.
USPS (redirect) (delete)
User:LisaKachold/Musicology
Rip Van Winkle

February 1st - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses

Amhrann na Bfiann
Talk:Undead - Redirect to userspace
Undead - Redirect to userspace no, not yet!
Deoderant
Willem dufoe
[[Shit man u racist
Evil Librarians
Uncle Jemima
Ghostwriter - unnecessary redirect
Limerick City - unnecessary redirect
A Note from your killer, Part 2

January 31st - Knees up, Mother Brown

Alice Cooperium
Bill Nye the Jewish Guy - Not funny.
Naraku
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