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January 30th - Oi mate - if anyone asks, you ain't see me, alright?

Go out door
Legend of the seeker
Chinchilla breathing chinchillas that breath chinchillas
Small heath school
Franka Potente
Chinchilla breathing chinchillas that breath chinchillas
Super Mario Bros. series
Floyd Mayweather Jr
Talk:Hankkk the Dinosaur - corresponding article deleted, content on this talk page already archived elsewhere

January 29th - Uhhh, I don't really care.

Floyd Mayweather Jr
The pixis
Supe biych
Unreal turniment
User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4 - What. The. Fuck? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:09, 30 January 2010
Balloon pusher
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1543579834593475 - Same as below
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 - IP created, no previous history, not linked anywhere.
UnNews:Petreycik College of Art and Design - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Captain Makes No Sense

January 28th - Grammy Nominee Lady Gaga "Poker Face"

Jerry Gray
True blood
Subtitled Anime
HowTo:Kick yourself in the Face
Jack in the Box
Onision Vanity.
Dean luo
Total Free Run - Vanity, fails UN:CM
Wrappers Huffed and recreated
Grue jammy
Sir Francis Bacon
Non exisant bullshit
Major Wiseman Does a wip template save this unfunny, factual (as far as I can see) fancruft page?
Maroon 5
Most Americans
Brandon Flowers
The Elephant Man
F00F bug
The pedophile bear - We already have an article on this, redirect to Pedobear
The kid who works with the plumber
Pointless profanity

January 27th - Why do we even have headers and archive them? Seems rather pointless to me....

Fox Tv
Take out a gun and shoot randomly until it stops.
Commit Suicide
Chase after him.
Activate your door-opener-mechanism-thingie (door knob)
Diss his mom until he cries.
The New Towering jib fuck off with this shit already
Mega Man
Bieber boy
UnNews:Pope gets pwnd
Monster raving looney party
Esme squalor
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu
         But why? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:37, 27 January 2010
User:SPIKE/Plectrum - Article now in mainspace (replacing one VFD'd)
Iron chef america
Q1 - SPIKE put it here in error before moving it to Template:Q1
File:Ipad touch mock up.jpg - Uploaded this and didn't need it. -- on edge Ape (frack) (Riot Porn) 21:58, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

January 26

Teen Titans - The Mores are coming!
UnNews:Uncyclopedians are annoyed with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4uW48eq4s link.
UnNews:Pants on the ground is not popular enough!
Collect your Trophy
Barrak Obama
Talk:Patrick Kielty Added in error (stupid QVFD script being next to the other buttons)
Telugu people
Fat Jesus
Italian Americans
The Fat Couple
Dale Jones
Re-arranging History For The Lol's
Loud fart in a nun's lap
Tiny the Dinosaur
Simple green
Rock in India - Blanked by author

January 25th - Girl put me in a situation. Going through soft core mutations.

UnNews:"Space Chimps" breaks box office record. - Already exists at UnNews:"Space Chimps" breaks box office record (without the dot)
UnNews:3SG in a respected South East Asian Army reported as gay.
User:Electrified_mocha_chinchilla/Family - user request
Ur ubergrue
Marinos Satsias - I remember us having this rule that {{construction}}s don't save one-liners.
Apple Corps

January 24th - I may look like your mother, I may sound like your mother - but I'm not your mother. Now f*** off!

Why?:Is the sky blue? Created 23:45, 2 December 2006? Try harder next time. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:12, Jan 25
The Crowbar to might is‎
Meanings of the word GPS
Plain Text Day

January 23rd - my balls itch. Will you scratch them for me? It would be too conspicuous if I did it myself

User talk:
Talk:The Retardis
A platapussy
Kieran bennet
Crazy Clown Airlines
Lens Flare - unnecessary redirect

January 22rd - Now is the time and the time is now

User:Kip the Dip/John Edwards
Cindy Lara
3rd millennium
The rescuers
UnNews:Tiger Woods reveals Osama Bin Ladden As his Gay Lover
Kieran Bennett
Lil' Wayne
Encyclopedia Comica
Bowzer the Wackling

January 21st - Cruise Mode 101

Hello, Lassie!
User: - Um...
Halal Food
Crazy Clown Airlines
UnNews talk:Malaysian Leader claims 9/11 is staged - Just some random rambling.
Battlefield bad company 2
Raven (warrior)‎
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Pox - an old version of what became Destroy All Humans - previously huffed (Do not delete talk page please)
Elena Skordeli

January 20th - Your mother sends her regards

Shia Labeouf
Female Ejaculation
El Nudio
Blue Nosers‎
Michel Foucault  
London (Ontario)
Zoo keepers
Game:Become a ghost
Optomus prime - Only a retard would misspell it like that.
User:Black_flamingo11/The Godfather Part II - moved to mainspace.

January 19th - Can't think of anything funny to put here, so I'll just say "bum"

Tom Owens - UN:CM needed, I'm not sure.
Leao Liu - If it's a real thing, and not total carp put an ICU on it...  We have enough spare pixels for 7 days. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:15, Jan 20 
User talk:Charizardman101 - I have no idea what is going on here, but I  know this is someone elses user page.
 Good spot.  Several users pages actually. I blocked the bugger for it whatever he was trying to do. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:15, Jan 20
Justin Bieber
Zorse --ICU MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:20, Jan 19
User talk:Johnny Depp Um. No.  That's his talk page!  MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:12, Jan 19 Ah, so it is, but the doctor told me that beating myself with this stick would make me smarter.... --ChiefjusticeDS 23:49, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
TV Evangelism
Deluxe Bagpiping --ICU MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png    WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:20, Jan 19
UnNews:Mrs. Press is made out of GREEN CHEESE!
Image Recursion - Don't we have enough of these?
Sherfield school‎
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Fuckallof you! This is jutsbretarded if i know you are responisible 'l beat your fucking ass to fucking pulp
Louis slater
While my Dad was punching me redirected
Tom webster
Ben rowe
Dan cully

January 18th - Wow wow wubsy is some stupid show that i say Nickliback will faint at the sight of the theme song. Wubsy's tail can be made into crap stew. walden is so stupid. widget can suck my butt.

Nevel Papperman
User:Matfen815/Chris Rock - unneeded userspace redirect.
Nathan Price
Teletubbies (the Novel)
Comtesse Sophy - Blanked by author.
User:Your name - User account "Your name" is not registered.
Toby Sturrock-Mcmoore
Aidan Linge
Zanis birkentals
Brandon emmettt - I swear I already listed this one.
Brandon emmett - So vain, he probably thinks this article's about him
Avatar (movie)
Charlotte's Web 2
Talk:The Black Cauldron
Talk:My Neighbor Cthulhu
Talk:My Neighbour Cthulhu
봉구 - I don't get it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:33, 18 January 2010
Chinese head cancer

January 17th - Let me tell you a story. Let me shovel some dirt. Long time no sugar, and it's startin' to hurt.

User talk:
Ted Truvy
Robert askew
Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale - Admin opinion needed here. I think it's delete-worthy, but others may see worth.
Safir-Simpson Hurricane Scale
Cum in your bum
Train fu
Runshaw college - more vanity/schoolcruft
Paul Nguyen - vanity

January 16th - I am merely the Big Dog

PI RULES!!!  wtf?
Left 4 Dead 2
Robert askew  Recreated after being huffed
Chucking loads of Elephant Poo at each other
Zlatan ibrahimovic
Mike Ashley Shit Sports Inc
Alexis Texas - actually kinda funny but no, seriously no
Teletubbies: The Movie - tinkywinkyisgaycruft Re-directed and protected.
User:SPIKE/Survival of the Sickest - now in mainspace (Survival of the Fittest), don't need redirect

January 15th - I'm a man with a mission. A boy with a gun. I got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one.

Talk:The Fox and the Hound - Ask on my talkpage why it would be marginally better to delete this, or just delete it.
Map of Africa
Johanna tukiainen
Roy C Ketcham Senior High School We don't care about your high school.
I am cool
Kitsune to Ryōken - OK now, who is gonna bother typing this? There ARE NO links to it other than this page. Not eligible for QVFD, use VFD if you want it gone that badly.
Grove academy
Bobby Lashley
Blake Lewis
Santa annas parents
Purple weed
Nation state
Flying Spaghettio Monster
Warner Music Group
Hazaria  Nevermind, looks like the author is working on it still.
HowTo: Be A America (USA) Hater
Raven (actor)
Todd Jamison

January 14nd - I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

¡Mamma Mia!
Neil armstong the professor
Wikipedia vandalising day
Super Mario Moonshine
Phelpas the Originator
UnNews:Earthquake hits North Dakota, no one notices.
Osama Bin Ladden
School's pancakes
Merrill Huang
Jim Li
The china on which my grandma served meatloaf on Thanksgiving because she has Alzheimers and thought it was the national meatloaf day?

January 13rd - More like THRILLHOUSE!

The Triheroes
Princess Apple Pie
Koopa Bros.
Uncyclopedia:Sexy Gender Blender Contest of 2010
Superheroing Brothers
Civilized war
Gangus Khan
Gordon Lightfoot
Hersby Gymnasium
Cody Armstrong - Fails UN:CM
Cash Machine
Greek mithology
Prince of Darkness
Nauman Ali Khan
Category:Murderers - per below
Category:Japanese language - Per below
Category:People Who Aren't Quite All There - Per below
Category:Black Lantern Corps members - Unused, useless
User:Nikau/UnNews:US surge in Afghanistan to be followed by more strategy alterations, warm fuzzy feeling Doesn't Exist
The civilized war
West Londoners
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click99999999
NBC Universal - Author request, apparently
Bill Badass Clinton

January 12th - Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?

Blind deaf albino invisible stick-being
Chucking loads of Elephant Poo at each other
Killed in action  Pointless redirect
User:Pelargonium/Suryavarman II - Should've just let this die in VFD. —Paizuri MUN (Talk  Contribs  Poll!) 23:40, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
Xena (Planet)
User:Pelargonium/Liechtenstein - I give up... —Paizuri MUN (Talk  Contribs  Poll!) 23:37, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
New Cola War
Template:MelBrooks  Horrible template created by a template spammer.
The cats will fight
Cheech and Chong
Talk:Bikini Bottom
Why?:punch chris thorndyke is the face
Jeff Is A Loser
Mjbha - peculiar Jewish vanity
Inbetweeners - Wikipedia c+p
We're Fucked
Dylan Guinn - Fails UN:CM, construction doesn't save that. 
Justin bieber
John ryall‎
Steve butters 
Gandalf the Gay 
Bullers Wood School
Super Mario Galaxy
Leather belt
Talk:Koopa Kids
Talk:The Legend O' Zelda
The Legend O'Zelda
The Legend of Zelda (series)
The Legend O' Zelda
Koopa Kids
Attack of the show
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cat Aids

January Fucking Eleventh

User:SPIKE/Hmor - Hmor replaced version in mainspace deleted by VFD; don't need redirect
Miranda Cosgrave
Chris fong
User: - I didn't think IP's got user pages
Thomas latimore
Joe Castillo Dr.?
Craig mabbitt
Danny davenport
Super Glue 
Inga Azatyan
Richard the Fox Hero Leader
House Huffing
Fuckable Hun
User:Smithno13/Article about stuff - Broken redirect
Talk:100 years war

January 10

Ben Tann
M4 Carbine
Alaskavan, Bikini
Pac-Man's Life
Supra the Hedgehog
Talk:I Am Bored - Pointless talk page of a huffed article. 
Super Mario Bros. 1
Perry the platapus
Mr Walls
Fucking pineapple
Shittic the Hedgehog
Template:Q1 - Experiment now moved to my userspace; please delete redirect to it

January 9th - I rap, I rap, I rapitty, rap, rap

User talk:SPIKE/Sandbox - Not a good place for Zheliel to have hidden a message for me.
Nazi Mexico
Arnold schwarzenegro
Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom
Jib 2.0  Yeah, I remember.
Toad (act)
Donnoly Range
New Sunoco Family Console Optimally
Nintendo SC
Royal Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
-Jesus- - Page created in error
Unbridled plastitude - Pointless redirect.
Australian Stinkatron
Puppy Menace
Fox Hero Space 2: The Messenger Star
User:Invincibleflamegruemaster/randomquestions - I don't need it anymore. It's just almost never used.

Jan. 8th - (only 8 hours late)

Category:People Who Aren't Quite All There  Let's just nip this in the bud shall we?
The Hidden Story of Twilight  Take your rant somewhere else.
UnNews:"About Town" Jan. 9th-16th., 2010 - actually, no. There is humour of a sort here; it probably needs an ICU rather than a deletion.
Talk:Hollywood, Los Angeles, California
The crucible
Bee-Human Project
Beyond the Thunderdome
UnNews:Jeff Is A Loser
The perfect storm

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Vendettathegreat - vanity about some kid who plays video games
Donald Justice
Devin Willie
John Sharp
Most Boring Places To Be In America
The Holy Crew

January 7th - -7D

Robert graham
Brett Farve
User:Roman Dog Bird/I am a gay fagbutt - Just making a point.
User:Mr X/UnScripts:The Leage of Random People/1 - Utter crap, more importantly, not created nor edited by Mr X
Train fu
Willies mom
Green Land
Chris Rock
Jimmy Carl Black been here wayyyyy too long
Game:ASCIIFIGHT/Jib - Going to assume this is junk, since the root page doesn't exist
The Penguins of Madagascar

January 6th - Groove It Up

User talk:  IP's don't deserve user pages.
Ancalagon garage band vanity.
Daulton vanorsdol
Old Gregg
Shane Lamberth Vanity, or at least fails UN:CM
Imperfect Armory
User:Mr X/UnScripts:The Leage of Random People/1 - WTF?
Satanic Army  
Blarg  Meh.  Possibly move to Undictionary?
White Room
Jayen Varma - a bio for a fast indian bass player. ................
Machine gun
Owl City

January 5th - Curb Stomping Day

Owl City
Katie comer
The united states of faggot
Apple II
User: - A beyond pointless IP userpage
Mecha jib/Giant Jib
Teletubbies: The Movie
Luke taylor - Looks like vanity to me, construction doesn't save that.
Carbon nanotube
Kim kardashian
Gluten Allergies and Celiac Disease
Hawthorne Heights
Nottingham Castle - C+P with one added profanity
Adam tann
Notts county - Wikipedia page
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickanimaginarynumber
File:Assholes.jpg - author smells of fish

January 4th - lol

Sibari - Author request, apparently
Lil jj
Fort minor
Pheromones - Hmm
Dalton McGuilty
No Hay - Changed my mind; a Spanish-language redirect page is a bad idea
The seven gods of planet Gay
Tiffani Osga is a hoe
Gay planet
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Performance Tuning
Cute little rabbit
Princess rosalina
Phil m3
Christine Gregoire - Essentially this is just a copy and pasted Wikipedia article, with some profanity and spelling mistakes added.
Dannehgram: Time Travel
GTA: Australia
User: - ...And again. Last one.
Kid Cudi
The Men Who Stare at Goats
User talk: - Author request- testing script
YouTubers - Up for Pee Review --> toast her now?

December 3, 2009 Christmas is around the Corner. Wait a min?

Return of the Ghostbusters - Copy-paste from Wikipedia, probably
Uncyclopedia talk:Sandbox Moved
Uncyclopedia talk:Sandbox On Wheels!
Uncyclopedia:Sandbox On Wheels!
Uncyclopedia:Sandbox Moved
Mayor McToeCheese
James Fenton
Gay planet
Arcadia high school
Everybody hates surfers
HowTo:Take the Temperatuure of a Tiger Anally
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
Forum:Awards of the Decacde Redirect Unused since page was moved and nothing linked to it.

December 2nd - it'll all be over by Christmas

Johnson County
High School Quotes - Isn't this what Facebook is for? Moved an existing article here, for some reason.
A Man unused redirect
Cat in a hat
Piggy back ride
User:SPIKE/Angry Asian kid - Alt. version during VFD now installed in mainspace
Phoenix Islands
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/YOU ARE CURSED!

December 32 January 1

Plagiarism (disambiguation)
Rose3212 - Looks like vanity to me
New Year International Drinking Marathon
Drum and bass
Jamie jacknife
User:SPIKE/Template for There Isn't Any - code now saved on the mainspace article's talk page
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/YouTubers
Chicago Bull
Orrin pilkey
Super Mario 64 Speedrun
Robert morgan
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Good_Burger - Talk page redirect. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 00:10, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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