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July 31st - Dan Kwon sucks balls, apparently.
Life of lew lew
Windows Vista: Starship Edition
General Douchebaggery - Very disappointing.
Shut up you fucking nazi NO U!
Nah. I fixed it. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM20:56, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Jamie moore - Vanity! You are a fucking bitch!
Game:Is Your Man Cheating On You?
Rasco Edliw - Blanked by author
Sam Totman - Lies! All lies! Dragonforce sucks, I tell you!
UnNews:Shirley Phelps Roper - Pointless
Extreme sport - This is either a future feature or complete crap.
Answering the door with your pants down whilst sleeping in the nude
July 30th - Everyone, Wikia is covertly taking over! We must fight them!
Africanized bees africanized
Carlos tevez - Broken
Special K - Broken
The Art Of War - Broken
User:126.96.36.199 - No, you don't get a userpage.
Red Hat Enterprise Linux
Jonas Brothers is Axis of Evil - Talk page is crap as well.
Spherical Earth Society
File:4l14731.tmp.jpg - nobody cares
File:Cheney gun to head copy.jpg - old and orphaned
File:Rich2.jpg - vanity/old and orphaned
File:Bar.jpeg - old and orphaned
File:CAPITAL E.jpg - old and orphaned
File:Eeeeee.jpg - old and orphaned/useless
File:Balaska.jpg - old and orphaned/useless
File:Bill cosby.jpg - old and orphaned/ugly
File:Bosnialokacijaokasno.PNG - old and orphaned
File:Aled old.jpg - old and orphaned
File:Notoemailopear.png - old and orphaned
File:Kangaroo.PNG - old and orphaned
File:Chocolate fondue.jpg - old and orphaned
File:Delorean85.jpg - old and orphaned
File:Grapefrukt.jpg - old and orphaned
File:I R Baboon.png - old and orphaned
File:Gm construct0119.jpg - old and orphaned
File:Gm construct0270.jpg - old and orphaned
File:GFR.JPG - old and orphaned
File:Jimmysilver.JPG - Soon-to-be-orphaned image. Used on James silverwood.
File:Jimmysilver.jpg - Soon-to-be-orphaned image. Used on James silverwood.
File:Brumbyboongnose.jpg - Soon-to-be-orphaned image. Used on James silverwood.
File:Kazaam.JPG - old and orphaned
File:Kaiser-wilhelm-1-.jpg - old and orphaned
File:Sadboy-1-.jpg - old and orphaned
Earth Wars I: The Tailban Menace
July 29th - Brett Favre is stupid.
Matt kenseth see Matt Kenseth
Kung Fu Panda - Recreated crap.
File:If you don't get it.jpg - Uploaded to wrong filename, but for the last time, I promise!!! (sorry)
File:JimmyButton.jpg - Cyberbullying.
File:Washingtonpost1 copy.jpg - Uploaded to wrong filename.
What to do if you saw Batman performing the seizure
Tsunamis - And he seemed like such a nice guy, too. Redirected instead.
User:POTR/Template:TwinPeaks - dismal failure - author request
File:Red curtain.jpg - dismal failure - author request
File:Red curtain-9453.jpg - dismal failure - author request
Case (personality) If it's not vanity then it's just pants.
Xbox 360/PS3 Fanboy War
Super Ultra Mega Page of Hilarious Awesomeness - Quotes... quotes everywhere...
July 28th - Idiots still think this is July 27th.
Attack of The 50ft Woman
Rampa rampa kill the boss
Rampa rapa kill the boss
Eggs fly in the baby's belly
Thecrimelife - One of these two needs to be deleted.
The Crime Life - One of these two needs to be deleted.
User:Boomer/Dear Diary:I Met the Love of My Life Today - Unneeded redirect. Author request.
User:Boomer/UnNews:Love of My Life, Gone - Unneeded double redirect. Author request.
The Citizeen Kane of Horrible Films - I'm going to assume that this means "please delete my travesty".
The Citizeen Kane of All Horrible Films - Same thing
File:Angel-visions.png - cyberbullying
File:Quoshd856343weklsd435.png - cyberbullying
File:Dooldooldool.jpg pr0n image only used on a super secret girlie page
File:Big SHow Angel Gonzales.jpg - cyberbullying
File:Angel Gonzalez - Alicia Garcia combo.jpg - cyberbullying
File:Becky Speed with 8405 Asbolus.png - cyberbullying
File:Angel Pop Art!.png - cyberbullying?
File:Angel Gonzales really ugly.png - cyberbullying?
File:Old Photo of gayness.png - cyberbullying?
File:Rodriguez family and a whole lot of ramdom ideas of mine from July 2008 - July 2009.png - cyberbullying
File:BigshowBeckySpeedNayely message.PNG - cyberbullying or someone's teacher or something else weird
File:Becky Speed (Ms. Flores).png - someone's teacher?
File:NAYELY IS PLED GUILTY.jpg - cyberbullying
File:Nayely the Conquer.png - cyberbullying
Nayelista - cyberbullying
User:Hp - Created by IP.
Jessy brown and mitch flynn
Camberwell high school
July 27th - I got butterflies!
Zach Szames - Vanity
The Blair Witch Project
Game:101 Ways To Die/cross
Game:101 Ways To Die/pray
Template:Wanted: Jew writers who are smarter than average six-year-olds to come out with something clever that would make muslims look stupid. Come on guys, anyone?
Template:Citemark unused clone on the Template:QVFD
File:Kira laughing his ass off GIF by W E Z.gif - Unused image.
File:555.GIF - Author request - and it is a crappy image...
Max of Sound Mind
Mad Max 4: Fury Road
July 26th - Hey, VFD is calling. Go to it.
July 25th - And I get ta tend da rabbits! *Bang*
List of reasons why Chuck Norris won't beat the shit out of you, your family and everyone you care about
UnNews:「テレビ東京」に批判の声 - 通常放送一生やるよ -
Nemori Sakura - Vanity
Guide to understand ethnic hatred during the Yugoslav wars
HowTo:Teach a History Class in an Inner City School - 1 liners not saved by construction
File:AFaggotTheyCallSaget.jpg - Orphaned image
BOB SAGET FOUND DEAD IN BALTIMORE
Talk:Roman Dog Bird
Chowder - Broken redirect.
July 24th - Fox News iz teh awesum! ROFLCOPTERZ!!!
Game theory - Author request. I created it a while ago and should have put more thought into creating it.
User:188.8.131.52/Blockedland - You wanna create this in your userspace? GET AN ACCOUNT!
User:184.108.40.206 - Per the whole "IPs aren't people"-thing.
Hot sex - Redirect to a redlink.
File:Comeuppance Kid.jpg - Decided against this one, too. I gotta put more thought into these things. Author request.
File:Old wimming dude.jpg - Decided against using image, typo won't stop looking at me.
File:Hellothere2001.jpg - Images from the Bill Cosby/Gary Coleman enthusiast.
World's thickest people
User:220.127.116.11 - IPs don't get userpages!
File:Paris H.jpg - Duplicate of File:Burgerprn.jpg.
User:Orian57/8 (TV Series) that was never a good idea. Orian57Talk05:09 24 July 2009
Talk:Freakazoid - This isn't really needed. Just the talk page redirect, though.
A Better Place
July 23rd - The economy still sucks.
Little Big Planet
Helena Bonham-Carter in the Jungle
Fuckity fuck fuck
Sarkar - Google has no fucking idea who that is.
Gopi nangre - Google says this is vanity.
Charlie on quails - redirects to Charlie, not linked from anywhere
File:Nayely G. Rodriguez.jpg deleted, re-uploaded
BILL COSBY ATTACKS MISSISSIPPI
Suburbs of Detroit
Crushing by autocunnilingus
Second Backdoor Resolution
Me want gum gum
O j mugbone
July 22nd - Michael Ian Black is gay.
Me want gum gum
Googland - construction tags dont save 1 liners, plus, shouldn't this just redirect to google
Laura Palmer - Who?
Amanda Palmer - who?
User:Orian57/UnBooks:In Arms Way: a Tale About My Crap Superhero Life this is too good for Uncyc. Orian57Talk15:03 22 July 2009
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews: Seven Ate Nine! - Request from author.
Business As Usual
The Mr. Men Show
Sai - Vanity or cyberbullying.
Windows Ultimate Extras - I guess it's ICU abuse since the ICU was improperly removed.
Hajj Amin Al-Husseini
User:Orian57/Sex:An Essay nope. won't be able to do that without getting too crass and stuff. Orian57Talk21:03 21 July 2009
July 21st - Herpes v. Syphilis - Which sucks more?
July 20th - Edit if you want me!
Miley Cyrus is anti religion
Talk:Miley Cyrus is anti religion
User:Da man360/Text Pacman - Author Request
User:Da man360/Rock On/MSPaintDrawContest - Author Request
User:Da man360/Rock On - Author Request
User:Da man360/Pics - Author Request
User:Da man360/Owned - Author Request
User:Da man360/ExampleGuy777 - Author Request
User:Da man360/BadgeOfCrap - Author Request
User:Sycamore/Teuchter - Author request
Jsao;ifvnjedhnfv;anmckjnadfgrkjnsfgvkjdvgbkandc k.fagfdk.jsgfkzdv.zsfb .szdsglfdkh klxg.hsdg;ldfskjnbljdknb
Why i hate Uncyclopedia - Uncyclopedia is the worst!
July 19th - Nuckin' Futz!
User talk:Modusoperendi - This guy really wishes he was an admin... That's pathetic.
UnScripts: Timmy the Wank Engine "Timmy Gets Raped" - I see nothing redeemable. ICU'd.
UnBooks:Thomas comes to breakfast - Made by guy with username of Thomas who went on Vandalizing spree. ICU'd.
July 18 - First, we'll take Manhattan...and then we'll take Berlin
West Bengal - Wikipedia copy & paste.
User:18.104.22.168 - IP's don't get pages!
User:Orian57/UnScripts:Going Nowhere -- title says it all Orian57Talk17:14 18 July 2009
Kevin Dwayne Tinipac - either vanity, cyber-bullying or a declaration of love. Whichever, it's shit.
July 17 - Alright, where've you hidden it?
Boom Chicka Wow Wow Syndrome one liner
24th century - That's not a day, idiot!
User:Teh pwnerator/i farted on your face! - user request
Amber Alert Center for Missing and Exploited Textbooks - ripped code from construction tag. cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
User talk:Thekillafreggy - Lies! All lies!
Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue
Talk:Roblox - Orphaned talk page.
July 16 - Happy Birthday Larry Sanger
HowTo: Become a BiSexual Spam. Again.
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? - article featured. destroy this plz.
File:Gbush and yellow toungebud pwn jeep.jpg User request
User talk:Methamphetamine! User request
July 15 - International Commemoration of Nothing Day
User:Orian57/UnScripts:Commercial Break this has been done before. Orian57Talk23:51 15 July 2009
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click9543579834593477
User:Gerrycheevers/whoops user request. i had a great idea, but someone already did it!
Doing a nick and cloe
UnBooks:Extra Mini Classics This might be developed, I'll give it a construction tag instead.
July 14 - Day of the Triffids (if raining, in town hall)
New Jersey Devils
The Cake is a lie
User:Nameable/Affair. Moved to mainspace.
Brian molko - Pointless redirect
Brian peppers - Pointless redirect
Brian urlacher - Pointless redirect
Brian viglione - Pointless redirect
Fallout 3 - got the stub tag, but it's a very bad stub. Perhaps best forgotten about?
July 13 - Something about bad luck
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnTweets:George Peterson featured, review not needed, author approved
The great orgy of 2009
The end of the earth
July 12 - Still hate creating these headers
User talk:Methamphetamine! Useless redirect ~MethMan
UnNews:World war news
Armand Le Testu
User:Flutter/OI/Images that I edited - Яequest!
User:Orian57/TechPortal Yeah this looks like hard work Orian57Talk02:32 12 July 2009
Jason Smith - chuck norris cant write for shit
User:Orian57/quote box don't want this anymore Orian57Talk01:34 12 July 2009
User:Orian57/UnScripts:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden still don't want this Orian57Talk01:34 12 July 2009
Mega Drive - to make way for move. See Talk:Sega Mega Drive#Move again?; please reply there if denying this request
July 11 - Never sure what to say when creating these headers. Feel like there's a whole lot of pressure to be funny
Charity parachute jump death 2
Communications in North Korea
Jesus F***ing. Christ
User:Orian57/UnScripts:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden not feeling this anymore. Orian57Talk01:56 11 July 2009
July 10 - 13 years today since the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior. Take that, hippies!
July 9 - probably the anniversary of something or other
Talk:Beginner's Guide/Writing advice - foreign language bullshit
Why?:You should not be a cannibal
An article that contains nothing but a full stop
International Page Blanking Day
Nkvd - Randomly made by IP
The Lazy Artist - Userpage of User:Thelazyartist. Diff when moved proves this. (The user page will redirect to the article)
Category:%C2%A0 - Yes, there is a space after the colon.
File:Nayely G. Rodriguez.jpg - a failed VFP nom that the nominator admits is a girl from his school
Category:Red Shirts Who Didn't Die
Category:People who don't know there's a winter in Russia
Category:Pages created by a stubborn retard
Category:Impotent tall people who have sidekicks that are slightly balding and do not speak. Ever.
The Popes a Nazi
Vile pestilence meted out by God to punish sodomites
League of Super Evil
July 7 - What extrasolar planet will they discover next?
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickforthelulz - no
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews: Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense author request
Alexander the Great's Campaign's (video game) really not necessary, innit?
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 article featured, review not needed, requester approved
XXX Porno XXX
Uesr:Iwillkillyou333/Worst Article ever
Category:Where to find a plastic surgeon
User:Multiliteralist/The only true heteros moved to main
User Talk:Multiliteralist/The only true heteros
July 6th - UP THE IRONS!!! *raises iron*
Vandalise this page
User talk:The Very Neopian - cleaning out my archives
User talk:Journey to the Lost Isle-er - cleaning out my archives
Fucking Bad Idiot
Talk:Fucking Bad Idiot
User:The Woodburninator/Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye - Cleaning out my userspace
User:The Woodburninator/UnNews: Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics - Same
User:The Woodburninator/UnNews:I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it. - Same
User:The Woodburninator/Mint Jelly - Same
User:The Woodburninator/UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick - Same
User:The Woodburninator/An Awkward Conversation - Same
User:The Woodburninator/UnNews:My 13 colonies are better than your entire fucking country! - Same
User:The Woodburninator/HowTo:Keep a Village Dump Forum on Topic - Same
File:Dtzitg.jpg accidentally uploaded 2 of the same - Same
List of Weapons that can wipe out a wave of Stick figures
James Chuck Norris Elmo El Paso Burger King Bender Bending Gonzales
Pwn War 2
User talk:Staircase/Milky Way
Why?:You should not be a cannibal
Template:A2.jpg (760 × 356 pixel, file size: 209 KB, MIME type: image/jpeg) - Not normally a QVFD candidate, but its not an article, just an odd Welcome! message in Template: namespace
Hey guys! Julie is back, and she turned 4 today!
File:Angel Gonzalez - Alicia Garcia combo.png - unneeded clone
Help:Watchlist - UN:N
"Fuck" written 10 times
Thing to do when bored, edited every day.
The Gayest People in the World
Total And Complete Whore
Uncyclopedia:VFH/The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth
I am that I am
July 3rd - Independence Day (in Belarus)
Unscripts: The 'Are You Being Served?' election special
Grand theft auto 4
UnTunes:Jens Bæsjer i Vaskemaskinen
Keswick - Created, then promptly abandoned.
Monkey gate scandal
Son of Jesus
Talk:Bla bla bla
Talk:Black Plaque - absolute nonsense
Talk:Big Bucks theory - blanked by author
Talk:Big Brother USA
Talk:Bg:Volen Siderov and maybe there's still an article at "Bg:Volen Siderov"
Talk:Beyonce Now, I might just be slow, but since the Beyonce (pronounced Bee-Wuns) page redirects to another page, shouldn't its talkpage also redirect there? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 10:39, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Okay, I guess it might just as well be part of the humour. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM10:41, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
The what?! SirModusoperandiBoinc! 10:49, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM10:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Talk:Ben Moody - orphaned talkpage
User talk:Sog1970/ Solving the Third World Debt Crisis
Talk:Bergen - blank
Talk:Berge's page - orphaned talkpage
Talk:Battle of the Pearly Gates - orphaned talkpage
Talk:Baraq Hussein Soetoro
Talk:Banana Skin Joke
July 2nd - N'cha!
Marines Disease - ... whut
Gay Flintlock Pistol
David Gash - Vanity, I think.
UnNews talk:Evil Santa Clause Captured
Unscripts: How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis
Talk:Unscripts: How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis
Talk:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis
Talk:Solving the Third World Debt Crisis
User:Flutter/bibliography - plase delete it... - User:Flutter 21:58, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Cameron the goth
Sexual frustration - blanked by author
Food Man Group 3 (working title) - blanked by author
Megaman - uh, what?
Ignore - broken redirect
Ignored - broken redirect
UnNews:Gavin - GBS?
Why?:Why does a Red Circle blocking my cursor?
The Gaming Universe
The Everlasting Story - Do we really need another ongoing project of this type? I wouldn't want to speak for the Uncyc community as a whole, so I'll leave it for some megalomaniac dictator (ie; and admin) to decide.
User:Flutter/Storage facility - meh
July 1st - a pinch and a punch
Burnham On The Crutch
User:Orian57/UnScripts:An American Kid's Movie With Cool White-Christian Morals - For Boys - I always start more than I finish Orian57Talk16:57 1 July 2009
Chris Schofield - Cyberbullying/Vanity
Noel gallegers birthday