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October 23 (Base 8)
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AAAAAAAAA! (Not funny, incredibly stupid. Kill this page.)Nominated feature article, VFD if you must. --Splaka 21:14, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC) Your humour gland must be on vacation. This article is absolutely hysterical. The admins have spoken. -- 21:28, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC) You spelled "humor" wrong, fuckhead. Someone smarter than the admins has spoken. Someone not smart enough to have ever heard of a language called English from England, obviously. -Spl Who also, coincidentally, is doing hard labour in the salt mines for a month. -Dawg Fall out boy (a long lost article makes its return) TDC -9000 (If you view the source, you'll see that they're waiting for it to be deleted. Who are these people?)
October (2 X 32)th
Thottbot Fuckwad Fountain City Bill Lee Ray Burns christened liquor store Whay Lee Jennings Whay Lee Paul Oldfart Johnson City Hammond organ
Martin_kewish (More feces from the stupidity department.) Martin (Vanity? Slander? Stupidity? A little of each? Who knows.) Fernandopants List of weapons that don (misspelled title ?) Alex coxon
Second opinion: (-Spl)
Friqui (No content whatsoever.) The big picture Edward scott Scott keith Erik satie The Buttcheek Sqad Steven Reilly Pumpkerfinkle Thesaurus Rex (created in Unthesaurus:Cunt 3 or 4 times before CVP)
October "Running out of ideas for puns on dates" 14th
Category:Anal Category:We don't no steenking Category:Rancid Category:Sana is hot Category:Spacy Category:String theory James Hellard Free porn (tried to salvage but then remembered I'm not funny.) Darth Syphilis
Image:200509_bushskynews.jpg duplicatebaleeted by user request ~spl
Fraggles Wilde:Ratzinger Z
NoNSpart of Not Smarts (vfd if you still dislike it) Volume of eleven
Gay sex Tea and Crumpets Schrodinger Indigo
October 0010 (base 10)
Tokio hotel nahshort and dumb content
Bill Kazmier think we killed this bill before, same vanity content tooCVP Beaks dumb *and* plural Chelsea FC deserves better
Pope Ted vanity R0XX0r dumb Armegeddon spelling from hell I love men nah Hampton court yawn Stainboy content-free, but not in the good way Inoxes prob vandal FuryMax yawn … special character, not special enough Russian Vodka Finder vanity Jesus W Christ jr yawn M3k vanity Degrassi blanked by author Animal called Dee vanity King Xerxes the 5th probably vanity Omg wtf not awful, but i'm in a killing mood Science dude n00bvanity
October x / Y ^ 47
1924 Paris Olympics Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD What is that? HolyAl.jpg I made this image WAY too big. Sorry about that. Note: this link doesn't work; I don't know how to make it work without showing the huge image :( . Timus Vanity. Ralf_Schumacher Botched attempt to be factual, or lame incest joke? Bulbafornia Awful, pleads not to be sued. 4 of 4. Bulbatraz Awful, pleads not to be sued. 3 of 4. Pokaemon Awful, pleads not to be sued. 2 of 4. Gabalt Awful, pleads not to be sued. 1 of 4. Mushroom_Kindom_News Insane, more rambling babble.
%3B%29 Completely factual.Troublesome factual content removed. Dark_Helmet One line, completely factual. Atreyu Sort of vanity for a band, rambling babble.
Ford_Prefect : made for harassment, content has been deleted.
Falun_Gong Flaming sack of trash. Anna Vanity. Nadia_Russ Back from the dead, now with double the vanity for your money! Blue_Peter_Badge Insane babble, not in the fun way. Bill_Bailey Vanity, also spam. Spelled Klingon with a C. Wrx Horrible. Jick%2C_Kingdom_of_Loathing Vanity. Bodyboarding
Blow_Jobs Worthless, redundant. Cisco Raging against Cisco with maximum lameness. Steve_the_Pirate Vanity page. Pwnt Needs to be pwnt with extreme prejudice. Mrs_Scaiff Injoke for students of Glashan ps, load of pap. Klewki another one funny in Poland? I thought Polish jokes went out in the '80s. Calsann blanked by author Arthur dent boring, factual, and miscapitalized Bergen catholic vandal Hardmob another vandal Dziekanat a town in poland, sure, but some context would help Brandon Tang created and blanked by author DEAD FISH vanity, note school and buddy refs Jesus Christ You're A Wolf!! boring Joe minadeo vanity Michael cann vanity Accordeon dumb and misspelled to boot
:Image:ImportantFigure.gif Please delete picture. Uploaded by mistake without permission from originator--User:IMBJR/sig 10:56, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC) Overnight hunting with a spotlight and a silencer Narkagent There are no words to describe just how dead this deserves to be killed. Lance_of_Longinus Clone of Spear_of_Destiny Spear_of_Longinus Clone of Spear_of_Destiny Lancea_Longini Clone of Spear_of_Destiny GOMP Sad rage against someone named Glenn Beck. EvilCody Vanity page. Michael_cann Vanity page. Joe_minadeo Vanity page. Nadia_Russ Vanity page. "I'm fabulous!", explains Nadia. DETGEP Somebody blowing the squares at DETGEP's mind by calling them "mofos". Cody_Simmons Incoherent vanity. Ken_Olson Vanity. I think.The_person_to_my_left Dull, stupid. Wielka Cipa and Dragoş Cârciumaru blanked by author George i like eating Bush at least they used the appropriate template Stupid dummy face It sucks. It sucks. Kill it.
October OH FIVE!!!
A few stragglers Big Fitz vanity, blanked by author Pappa the small vanity Bill Kazmier vanity Venom Any one-liner that ends with a smiley gets huffed :) - O. Wilde Musicals bad one liner in need of an actuall write-up Catch o' the day Richard_Polski Vanity spam for Nadia Russ, and lame even for that. Antennatrailers yawn People of nigeria looks like a bad cut'n'paste job Gaidžiai probably vanity, definitely suck Myreschlook mild vandalism Vlaborstel no google results, I say huff instead of MTU Cockpuncher i thought seagal was great in Fire Down Below, btw Barker dies vanity wannabe unnews Eric Bloomcamp and Doug schieszer identical vanity pgs Stupid americans put a boot in its ass, it's the american way Lazer beams boring, and misspelled to boot Mike Toomey Vanity I'll have the cod. - Oscar Wilde
We've decided against using these for MTU management, so huff 'em. --
BobBobBob ! ? [rox!|sux!] 16:21, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC) Category:Really Move to Undictionary :Template:MTU-really
Sonic spin 0 effort Bill Kazmier vanity? David Munro more vanity
asmb this is a flame Powwow Moomin_Church_of_His_Spaghettiness - Duplicate page, one letter difference 1980. wot.
St. Vincent and the Grenadines - Please delete article. I started in error & have already deleted contents. --Ogopogo 04:24, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC) And now for the weekend's haul of small fry: and its leetle friind, Rob burns Mustace and Panos Mad cows no effort Fucking Retarded
EWB Doobies vandal WRONG WAY?! another vandal Who the fuck are you looking at? vanity complete with link At least, that's as far as I got before Unc started acting wonky... and Gwillinbury and East Gwillinbury and and TWWPCootU too (all related to somebody's swim team)
Go just ONE DAY without swinging the 100-byte axe... vandal/vanity: Jack webster Eric marrs Jimi Bill kazmier Tom Stratton Toiviainen and his friend Wemmu Terry hewitt Kerry Packer. and Kerry Packer just
dumbintelligence-challenged: Leicester Pot noodles December 25 keep if ur feeling charitable a little of both Gay porn Phase III Rosie O’Donnell note MSWorded apostrophe If you'd just listened to me, you'd have stayed home drinking. - Oscar Wilde
:Image:Cockbite.jpg Person in Picture has requested a delete.
:Image:Cockbite.JPG Duplicate of Above.
None listed yesterday... Wow! PhpBB.com Pope mobile Coopers Rosie O’Donnell
Am I gay? (could someone please please kill this article once and for all ?)Killed and locked. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:50, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
September 30 (rot 26)
HOTSEX GIRLONGIRLONGUY HARDCORE XXX i'm afraid to even look Fucking editors 1 character. too bad, was hoping it was a how-to. :) Archie Bunker Raj Harry Truman could mtu, but we already have enough of these (Perhaps you could merge to Wilde:Truman ? 220.127.116.11 23:34, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC) Circle of Bung and Brian Peppers related slandanity (i think i understand the term, finally) El Wado Cosmos yawn 6000 Sided Dies 0 content and then blanked Limecat Kuntry
Pazzak- truth (from Star Wars)- erm.. ok? Trying a link Pacific Ring of Fire
Content containing pages, but without the content. Red Hat Blue Hat Kuntry Quality pages, only crappy. Boo (I dunno - I'd say mtu, and u know how I like to kill. --BobBobBob 22:08, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)) Wikicomedy
Mostly <100byte monsterpieces Trojan Man boring MISA looks like a vanity attack to me Bukkake Monster dumb Boogle vandal (but at least he) Mind-boogling! - Oscar Wilde
Second admin opinion: -Spl
- My second opinion was to nuke 'em all. I was going to leave the spaceship template because I can see someone making a space shuttle series with it or something, but it wasn't even formatted. If someone really cares they can make a real version. --—rc (t) 05:35, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Roflol Template:Infobox spaceship Oprah's Mission John Szamosi Joe Stevens Charles the Bald
September 0010 1001 (BCD)
Undictionary: jibboo messed-up copy of the correctly-named versionPurple Cheetah can't seem to find the sandbox Ktu nothing useful Potski link 2 user page (not malevolent at least) Jiboo chg to redirect, or just toss? PudgeyMidget and Neil the dippy hippy more vandals FIDI vandal Walter Ewing and The PseudoEconomist children writing & blanking vanity articles
September 44 (base-6)
John Raine nope Jona sigh Fisting at least it's not gross Felix (another one for the fire..)mtu'd Nelly and Smelly we have enough of these, i think. Am I gay? the answer hasn't changed, you effin vandal YOUR MUM, Ruler, and Mr Smith did we get linked from an AOL blog again? Institution of lesser learning the whole campus laughed for a microsecond Morradi why, that *is* my mom! duh. Boogle vandal (with link to QVFD but no link *from* QVFD, oops) Maya too personal for MTD OMO Colour or maybe i just don't get it?
<100 byte monsterpieces Thin hard line "a" for effort, no, that would be "e" Intellect mild vandalditto Sing from her diaphragm vandal
More that Splaka likes for MTU (discussion at DUMP) Dan Brown gets sued slandanity (if i knew what that meant) The potato couch actually, spla says VFD, I say huff it now Euskadi vanity Magic space dust 10 second rule What does the 5th W in WWWWW means ? has edit history, but huff anyway
WWWWW seconding the motion belowchanged my mind 'cause of ref in WWWW, sorry Kayne Bush did i miss something? Windows 57 i don't like catsup Crayon Shin-Chan 10 second rule Boogle vandal. Don't blame it on the... ...incomprehensisible shite article
Second admin opinion needed for:
September 102 (base-5)
PsyTranceundict'd Mid-Afternoon 100-byte page sweep fu! Microwave popcorn vandal, tubgirl link! (no, i didn't inhale) Bad Advice and The Puman are vanity articles (though User:Luffy was fooled) Jasikovo someone playing around Nadia Russ references the 3vil subject Neopoprealism, may be factual Hippie commune vandal (no tubs or goats) Steve Wilchcombe i think this defines slandanityAh, the Tub Lass, the times we shared together... - Oscar Wilde
2995Year Captain planet His sister José Mourinho vanity (i can't give u this one, splaka) :He is actualy notable (although this article is probably to short) Wikipedia:José Mourinho --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:51, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC) Lewis cordell-williams multiple edits by same ip, just wanking Hexidecimal mispelt redirect KirbySSB Coheed and cambria A_fucking_pirate Mr. Bungle Sam baldwin slandanity? Scott Jacob slandanity? Joshua Ballard slandanity? Laxitives factual Mopeds crap Warcraft III testgone. José Mourinho was pointless anyway. Avogadro's number Avogadro's constant Avocado's constant pointless silly redirect chainRedirect --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:51, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC) :Image:Jebus\'Band.JPG Unused copy of this Kogut wha? Template:Block, Template:Puffin, Template:Egg Doo Doo C. Bulbous Norb Talk:Norb Lewis cordell-williams Ralph Talk:Ralph David horsleygone also Gcorriga
September 122 (base-4)
Splaka marked all these as MTU. Why? I think I want some of his ganja.
Junttila i just don't get it Gamber i think it's a razz on someone named "Amber" Jihnsius Friend of Amber, I think Planeshift shouldn't it make some sense?gone R*** well, it's got length going for it ^someone else decide the R*** one, I got rid of the others I want some of Splaka's ganja, too, my dear -- Oscar Wilde
My policy on MTU/QVFD is loosely as follows: Slandanity/vandalism/spam/test/factual crap/boring plagerism/crap of any length = QVFD, Something short and stupid but slightly coherent = MTU, something long but slightly coherent = VFD. MTU entries will (should be) judged at a future date, notice the MTU template says to the author of the article "Improve this, move to undic, or it may be deleted", so I take that as a replacement for VFD for short articles. When I have time, I go through a few dozen undic entries, moving good ones, and QVFDing bad ones. And if you tell me what ganja is, you can have some. ^_^ --Splaka 22:43, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- heh thats my policy for the most part I think, and ganja = marijuana --Insertwackynamehere | Talk 00:00, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Kill Bill just a quoteSpiced up a tad. --User:IMBJR/sig 12:02, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC) ^I'll let another person decide this, I kinda think its funny :P Ar: if he wants a section, he should visit the DUMP.gone
Des Williams Daniel_nay Nico Trade self-blanked (test?)gone. 11:50, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC) Dune, There's My Thyme Machinegone 18:36, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Septermber 221 TRINARY!!
The cheat Favoritism Nyaopians - same author/same contentgone Kill BillSee above. --User:IMBJR/sig 12:04, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC) Dtcgone
Right_Side...author also blanked GameFAQsgone
Am I gay? - 'nuff said Anna Nicole Smith - probably needs a page though User:Chester Cramme vandalized previously nonexistant user page
redirect: Uncyclopedia:Cemente_Shoes moved to proper namespace and spellinggone Video card Am I gay? Circle of fifths spam Joe Kessler previously deleted (noticed after I added the WIP tag oops)
Spetimber 11000 BINARY!!
Complete list of numbers from 1 to 20 Rejuvenated by some idiotI dont think it was ever deleted? Queef factual Pazzak Jon evansGone. 13:06, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC) Moomin_Church_of_His_Spaghettiness - Duplicate page :Duplicate page of what? --Insertwackynamehere | Talk 03:04, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC) ::Of Moomon_Church_of_His_Spaghettiness Notice the one letter difference.
Chimps (copy of Chimp-like or vice versa. There can only be one...)
A few more before I go home De:Geil de:lame Uncle fucker Splaka marked MTU, but I think it's QVFD. I'll have to kill him. BSA insertwackynamehere, too? I'll never get the blood off my hands.Deleted. I dont like to delete things always unless they are brought up here, so I know its not just me, heh :) that's why I'll delete it someone says it here, but I may have MTUed it before --Insertwackynamehere | Talk 02:17, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Drum roll please, for today's <100b sprouts!
Will & Grace vandal (huffed before i could even hit "submit"!) Udp penguins are funny, but >3 words would be niceMTU Ministry idiot looks like a mistake Speling interesting, but who would link to it?MTU Sid Vicious so lame Kwai Chang Caine insertwackynamehere says MTD, but looks like vanity 2 mehmm couldnt decide earlier, and was tired, but seeing it again, you're right. deleted I have a headache. - Oscar Wilde
Ink(Gee that was quick...) Pron factual Stepdad um Patsy Cudaback & Talk:Patsy Cudaback Jack coulter & Talk:Jack coulter Word jazz ad?mtu Perverts dumb :Image:Sexy guy named bob.gif 1x1 and unused (now)
Wicked Weasel (spam ?)gone Another page's worth of <100 byte drivel Space penguins i'm not drunk enough to laugh Not the number 7 not, period Windows 3.1 obligatory ref to your high school Lawl same high school, lamerz^Deleted --Insertwackynamehere 20:50, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) Man - that's an admin who doesn't waste any time flexing his new muscles. -- 02:45, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC) Typhoon they didn't even try NuMetal vandal Food left in the fridge for a month content is "lol furry", sad Rita? Sure, I'd like a Rita, and a strong one, too. - Oscar Wilde
LoraxDeleted, would have MTU but the last half of the sentence made no sense --18:58, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) It Was Working Fine, I Don't Know What Went Wrong! I'll give you a clue...Deleted --18:58, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) Phil elliott joins Joe for a double-header Joe gets a QVFD funeralDeleted --18:54, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Cicely Tyson she loves you tooDone --18:47, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) GFBFH Jelly Donuts Marco Wir Wandling Eisenwagen Schury Linux kernel mailing list Presser Dope Noriko Kuroda Harry Ro:Romania
Interwiki map (redirect to external link) Emily Michael Stipe
John RaineDeleted again Insertwackynamehere 19:02, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) Sam Ward The Great War World War 1(redirected to World War I) Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Kopaka649 Hanging chad Mating Rachel Vickie Cicely Tyson This and the two below are retarded preteen insult pages Jeremy swaleDeleted Insertwackynamehere 19:06, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) JC-bashers(Rewrite) The_Fourth_World_War What.(Rewrite) Insertwackynamehere 19:06, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
September I Can Buy Booze Now!th
Kerry King Talk:Redudant Redudant Screw Cheesecake
All these from Special:Newpages have less than 100 bytes of content: Farenheit 451 lame Nathan bailey worse Pretty dumb Screw also vandal Lyn yet another Curtis and another PHLAK finally one that's just lame Complancency try harder next time, if you care MaXimaN not strange enough Sunbucket do i know u? Canary Islands factual content, must delete immediately Burn, baby, burn, disco inferno! - Oscar Wilde
Complete list of numbers from 1 to 20 Kerry King
"mac"matician ■ how they did that I don't know
Wayne Rooney 0 content Chmorguphast Croboys long but probably vanity Boob possible undictionary, but too short and obvious Squeenix too short to call "bizarre" Great wall of china blanked by its own author Making up Bruce Campbell quotes crap U.S. Government wannabe redirect
Bear porn It takes more than a quote to make an article. - Oscar Wilde (Move Bear porn to Wilde:Bear porn perhaps ?)moved to Wilde: 19:21, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)