Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive49

May 31st - Hey. What's up, pretty lady?

User talk:Nutella
File:Something.jpg - Goatse.
Talk:Dowzllekyaq
Dowzllekyaq
Talk:Dowierywioepahepiourhyaeopurehaf
Dowierywioepahepiourhyaeopurehaf
Talk:??????????????????????????RE GG AH
??????????????????????????RE GG AH
Meteorologists find partially fossilized remains of cloud - No need for this redirect no mo'.
Kristin cavallari
Clearwater, Florida possible cyber-bullying?
Pattaya Erik Young spam

May 30 moar pish

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Albanian interpretationalist cinema
Wikipedia/Colonization + talkpage.  We're done with it.
Cheese Rolling
Man vs. women
Haverfordwest
Urusei Yatsura
Nancy Drew
Clare Torry
FaggotNiggerMotherfucker

May 29 virgins dance for you in celebration

File:Uncy muaythai.jpg Unused and useless. We aren't running a porn site.
WeeGee
Robert Smigel
DON'T EVER EVER EVER SEE THIS UGLY PICTURE
HD 461320 b
Burt Reynolds
Twilight(book)
Should we ban or unban gouncyclopedia this is a poll - Keep 'im banneded.
The Almighty and Ever Powerful Joe
Llanfairpwllgwyndisgogerychgogogoch, cardiff to you boyo
File:047.jpg tentacle rape
Monster Energy Drinks
Theo meurs
Yvar boomsma - I'm jacking off to how much you fail.
Sander bons
Mush
Wim tjepkema
Boogbaard
Lawrence bosm
Sonya Seshadri
Pink Lloyd
Sudam hussien‎
Trestin Weikle
Nazi eden
We didnt start the fire
That One Dude From The Bar
This One Guy
Scaly‎
Wimmus
Template:ArtPortal/FeaturedArtMaterial
Template:ArtPortal/QuoteOfTheDay
Template:ArtPortal/FeaturedArtBio
ArtPortal/FeaturedImageSubs
Template:ArtPortal/FeaturedImage
Template:ArtPortal/ArtNews
Template:ArtPortal/FeaturedArt
PeopleFeatureNom - author request
PeopleFeatureold - author request
User:Silly Angel/People Portal - author request
PeoplePicNom - author request
Peopletpic - author request

May 28 and all's well

Dargle Wood - Vanity. A random apartment complex is about as notable as a random band or a random high school.
 Got a {{WIP}} tag on it. It can live. For now. ~ 07:32, 28 May 2009 (UTC) 
  Fine, but I'll keep nomming vanity regardless of tags per UN:CM. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)  07:53, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
   And I'll keep giggling every time I play badminton. Shuttlecock. *giggle* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Daniel atkins
Ceca
Ronald McDonald House
The dark ones
User talk:68.122.144.243
Talk:Narrow dog Orphaned
Your mum is a whore.
Narrow dog
The Noofnoofosaur -Again,  Recreated.
Iain Syme‎ 
Daniel Hume
Howto be bad-a**
J.Son Dinant
Thomas sawyer
The Long Last World War
Bob Casey‎
Jakob Thorén
Dan Schneider
Västerås
User:RabbiTechno/Portal:Art/Quotes - author request
User:RabbiTechno/Portal:Art/Rewrites - author request
User:RabbiTechno/Portal:Art/Promotion - author request
User:RabbiTechno/Template:Artquoteoftheday - author request
User:RabbiTechno/Template:FeaturedImage - author request
User:RabbiTechno/Template:ArtNews - author request
Portal:Art/FeaturedArtBio - author request
ArtPortal/FeaturedArtBio - author request
Fucking Shit
Sciencenews1
PoliticFeatureNom - author request
Politicalhistory1 - author request
Politicalhistory1 - author request
PolitPicNom - author request
Politpic - author request
User:Silly_Angel/Politics_Portal - author request

May 27

User:RogpyvbcCreepy My page, my mistake. It's now a meaningless redirect.
Talk:My Mother the Car
Nate the rapeist Spelling Error in Title
ISpoon
UnNews:Scientist dissapointed to find cure for cancer speeling erorr
UnNews talk:Scientist dissapointed to find cure for cancer speeling erorr
Gisselle Marie From Panama‎ Cyber bullying
UnNews talk:Scientist discovers cure for cancer; reaction is: "Damn" redirect
UnNews:Scientist discovers cure for cancer; reaction is: "Damn" redirect
Keith Allen  Probably should be ICU'd, but I'm feeling lazy.
File:Anna Robinson 'Fruit Juice' aka 'Bucket Fanny'.jpg -cyberbullying/vanity image
Truro school - Again.  Recreated.
Loomis‎
Oliver sardelic‎ 
Joe stratton
Toby goodwin‎
Harrison cunnigham‎ 
Jack barrett‎ 
User:Sonic80/Jew Beanie - Moved to mainspace
Stamford bridge
The green chair
PoliticFeatureold
Muay thai
Famous assasinations
Template:Nothing wrong  No.  
William tweed
Englebert Humpherdinck
Dear Bangladeshi brothers and sisters please spit on these bloody maniacs faces if anyone of you sees him  LOLwut?
Les Stroud
Nizzle
Dargle Wood - Actual housing area in Ireland.--Sycamore  (Talk)  21:37, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Keebler Elves New entries on top, ICU
Queens Of The Stone Age
Bummer
HowTo:Say words correctly‎
Portal:Art/ArtDidYouKnows
Tyler riehl
Cool aid‎
Preteen girls‎
Category:I-am-bored - Unused
How to be unbored
User:LoofahBoy/I-am-bored
Minami torishima
Talk:The wonder of the tuna
Alexander Spyrdz

May 26th - Whatever.

Plot holes‎
The Harker School
Jamona
Tail Wanna bet?
Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine
Jan foldén
Philanthropist
UnNews:Wii on Fire
The Game 2
Sam Totman
Star Wolf
Times when to say shit!
headkicking
John Philip Sousa
User:Orian57/UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school -- clearing out my userspace. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  07:37 26 May 2009
User:Orian57/Letters to Awful IP Users
User:Orian57/My Lazy Stunt Double
User:Mnbvcxz/Portal/Pic per below
User:Mnbvcxz/Portal per below
User:Mnbvcxz/Portal/DYK author request, unneeded redirects
User:Mnbvcxz/GamePortal/Whore author request, changed name
PUC-Rio Combustion and Turbulence Group
Template:Sciencequote redirect
Template:Sciencequote2 redirect
Template:Sciencequote3 redirect

May 25th - A new day, a new FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER

People's (People's?) Republic of China
Kostas Karamanlis
Spared States Of America
Statue of liberty
Kim Kardashian
Fraternity
Joel billing
Helen G. White
Your IQ is 000
Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine
Article:KoD
Richard Hillier‎ 
Mrs philips‎
Stompwijk
Văn học
Ushanka
Talk:UNNEWS SUCKS!
Big dick‎
File:KermitTheFuckinFrog.jpg
File:OregonSealDude.jpg
Talk:The Line of Planet X
The Line of Planet X 
User talk:76.229.231.134 
Tina dao
User:Multiliteralist/Science portal redirect
User:Multiliteralist/Template:ScienceNews redirect
User:Multiliteralist/Sciencenews1 redirect

May 24th - BRET MICHAELS IS A NIGGER FAGGOT WHO SUCKS MY COCK

N64DDD
MIDNA
Unlimited Power 
The Midwest  Both this article and the edit summary confuse me.
Alice in Chains‎
2460 ah, if only...
Non huffable kitten the movie‎
Dubłiń‎
QC
Lars Smuldich
Kärra
Talk:The General Floundering About of Evil
User:Lifty and Shifty - Re-created troll userpage, "don't feed the trolls" 
MIck Thompson
Palindrome
Category:Game redundant with Category:Games, cleared out
User talk:Comeuppance Careful who you welcome...

May 23rd - And the LORD saw it was no good

Bret Michaels
The Lonely Island  The irony of the phrase "nuff said" isn't lost here.
Sad Mac
Ding
Bubble Boy

May 22nd - Apple pie, ho!

Justins mom 
NOT to be confused with hardcore porn, even though it practically is.
Mcintec
New york rangers
Snakes
Warner music group
Talk:Wiki/penguin
The Return of the Jedi (film)
Livingston
Sir thomas richs school -reeks of vanity
User talk:Lifty and Shifty - smoking crater
User:Lifty and Shifty - smoking crater
Rowan Atkinson‎
Image:soldat.jpg - pics for a nazi-themed user group that are totally useless
Image:Leutnant.jpg
Image:Hauptman.jpg
Image:Oberst.jpg
Image:Major.jpg
Image:Brigadegeneral.jpg
Image:Generalmajor.jpg
Image:Generalleutnant.jpg
Image:General222.jpg
Image:Generaloberst.jpg
Image:Generalfeldmarschall.jpg
Image:Reichsmarschall.jpg
Image:Unführer.jpg
Image:Uncycpoführer.jpg
Template:DU Kross - what?
Template:DU Unführer - nazi
Template:DU Uncycpoführer - nazi
Template:DU Reichsmarschall - nazi
Template:DU Generalfeldmarschall - nazi
Template:DU Generaloberst - nazi
Template:DU General - nazi
Template:DU Generalleutnant - nazi
Template:DU Generalmajor - nazi
Template:DU Brigadegeneral - nazi
Template:DU Oberst - nazi
Template:DU Major - nazi
Template:DU Hauptman - nazi
Template:DU Leutnant - nazi
Template:DU Soldat - nazi
        Der Unwehr is not nazi shit. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:54, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
                 I'm fine letting the admins decide that   Le Cejak • <16:57  May 22, 2009>
Guys whatever issues you have, please take them to the discusussion page, thanks:)--Sycamore  (Talk)  17:18, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
File:Something.jpg - Goatse
Shitty High School/Stoner Today
3 tuollaF
Tom Wheeler - Vanity (repeat recreation)
CHAV
Cool people
Amir Khan
Thomas malcolm aberdeen fan
User:Multiliteralist/Template:Scienceportalheader redirect

May 21 Stuff and Things

File:PiratePinata.jpg -- Now-orphaned image (author/uploader request) User:KneeChee27/sig2 23:52, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Was_a_great_guy_and_he_was_kind_of_the_meanest_guy_around
CKAJAMT
Xanglor Farnsment
Hurt people hurt people
SuperUltraReal3D
Yorkshite
Shotacon‎ 
Those Guys
Stinkitis
Supreme god of the universe
Joule
Andrew cobb
Brad Pitt‎
Colby meyer
Two girls in a cup  FFS, You could at least get the name right.
Uncyclopedia Games author request, should have been a category
Ass-tards
Airsoft gun
Urban Dictionary
Hamdi vs Rumsfeld
Sesame Street (T.V. Show)
Hundred Years' War
Flimono
Stallhor Curse
Tom Wheeler - Vanity?
Jeremy rawlings
Larry Vinnels
Outwell
Altoshipping
Team Fortress Two
What to do When You Step on a Land-mine
Supreme God of the Universe
James liggins
Mario and Luigi:Partners in Time
Gwat
Everybody Poops
Udesh
Josh Mcdonald 
Damien
Josh mcdonald
San adnreas
Skunk
Talk:Nuremburg
File:John thurso-man.jpg right I think that's cleaered out some of my terrible early stuff that escaped your attentions back then. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  02:37 21 May 2009
File:Top joes!.jpg per below
File:Sinister surfers.jpg per other crap
File:Trial street abandoned.jpg per other pics
File:Scotland i map.jpg soon to be orphaned (maker/uploader request)
Thurso Towncruft (Author request) ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  02:37 21 May 2009
  No way. Thurso rocks! Woo! Go Thurso! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
   Maybe the one in Canada but not this one. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  02:43 21 May 2009
    All Thursos rocks. That's why they're called Thurso. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
     No but seriously, please get rid of it. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  04:56 21 May 2009 
File:Goth vanquishing weapon.jpg soon to be orphaned image (maker/uploader request) ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  02:37 21 May 2009
UnNews:Smiles All Round as Goth Dies Horrible shit (author request) ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  02:37 21 May 2009
File:969290247_l.jpg -- Unused duplicate of File:Lies.jpg
Ben Wong
Grace -- is he gonna do his whole class?
Becky -- This guy has issues
Amber lee taylor -- Unreqited love
Toni -- repressed atraction
User:Multiliteralist/Template:Sciencequote I moved it to main space

May 20

UMFUKoPAaD
Crab man and lobster boy
Susan boyle
The Game 2
Wallace and Gromit  Sucks and stuffz
Madonna's Search for Meaning
   Doesn't look too bad, actually. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:21, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
    Well it did!  *pout* -OptyC Sucks!  CUN22:32, 20 May
Davidson College
BUBBA
Chiswick  C'mon RAHB you gaywad, I dare you to huff it.
Monkey nipple acid
Daryl
The Final Countdown
Lunchables Brigade
Ruddy
Collapse of Soviet Union
Maga Maga
‎Threven
Why?:Did I Fall For That - Empty article with some automatically created code. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
IMicrowave
San Andreas‎ 
EvQ3
Lolcow
Jaymz bell
Luke biles‎ 
Category:Things Not Listed In the Index of the Volume Which Lists All Volumes Whose Index Does Not Contain Itself - Useless/unused
UnNews talk:Uncyclopedia Names Man of the Year
UnNews:Uncyclopedia Names Man of the Year
Why?:Don't Be A Cannibal
Punt
Punt
Pop
Bang
Clank
Ook
Susan boyle
Check's in the mail
Ransom
Radium
Germanium
Francium
Chemical compound
Alice in chains
Malays
Template:QD - spork
Alan Jones
Modus operandi
Megaman

May 19 - LETS ROLL BITCHES!!! AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!

Trogdoooooor!! redundant.  (talk) 04:53, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Dead baby
Cabal/Cabal10 There is NO cabal. Saberwolf116 04:15, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Spheroidal Triangle
Four-sided Triangle
3978
Boobonuclear bomb
Chiswick
Meat balls
Ransom note - RDB! DELETE BEFORE SOMEONE DISAGREES, NIGGA! -C
Hard to read - RDB! DELETE BEFORE SOMEONE DISAGREES, HOMES! -C
UnNews:Wikipedia Names Man of the Year - RDB! DELETE BEFORE SOMEONE DISAGREES, SNIGGGA! -C
       I disagree. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:29, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
            Socky, please don't make me put these in front of the whole community! I hate them!   Le Cejak • <20:31  May 19, 2009>
                 the community, I mean   Le Cejak • <20:31  May 19, 2009>
                       That's understandable. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
                            but srzly, these articles of mine SUCK   Le Cejak • <20:35  May 19, 2009>
Christopher Stanton - Blanked by author.
What was that noise? author request - garbage
Slimeball author request - garbage
   Actually, those are way better than some IP/n00b would create under such a title.
   So I'd rather see it kept. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:10, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
Neil Peart  Incoming fancruft
GCC
Now do you understand son of a bitch?‎
Slutty Np‎ 
Semi-Automatic Wax Candle
Jamie and gon and basil
Mehran‎
User:24.24.80.42
Eat Your Meat Day
Talk:London‎
News Corporation - pointless/incorrect redirect
Referees
User:Orian57/UnBooks: It's Just a Phase, Son Unoriginal crap. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  02:19 19 May 2009

May 18th - Sonic Titan rides out on clouds of new horizon

Cruise
Dementia these are both pointless redirects: Dementia is very different from insanity and cruises are not Tom cruise, plus I fully intend to do articles on both sometime in the future. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  18:19 18 May 2009
Panda tie
Simon cowell
Belgrade - Code crap. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:22, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Steven Hawking Unplugged
Metrodome
The Civil War
Montreux‎ 
Claire Mooney
Morshu
You mum - look at me, I posted on QVFD!--Sycamore  (Talk)  11:43, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Sudam hussain‎
User talk:Captain Nerd/template:creamgirlapproves
User_talk:Captain_Nerd/boobies!- Orphaned talk pages --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)  09:58, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Super Mario 64‎
Green Goblin
Geonosis
File:Happy_Tree_Friends_.jpg
File:Dad_.jpg - What a coincidence Mnb'z, I was just about to do that. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)  04:02, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
File:09d vida guerra 213 588-thumb.jpg end of unused porn
File:Assnpuss.jpg
File:Grazi.jpg
File:Lady-horse.png
File:Cat girl meets boner boy.jpg
File:Grazi 2.jpg
File:Ohddfer.jpg
File:20080522-67962-6.jpg
File:Brests.png
File:Grazi 2.jpg
File:Large perfection.JPG
File:Majadesnuda.JPG
File:P anderson.JPG
File:Piechicken.jpg
File:Ripper.jpg
File:Shyla-11.jpg
File:Welsh Flag.jpg unused porn/naked images Mnb'z
File:Men.gif porn, looks quite underage
File:Portrait Bea.jpg unused weird nude pic

May 17

Unggoy
Sangheili
Band_Geek_Ninja - Vanity? -- User:KneeChee27/sig 21:30, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
File:LouisianaSeal.jpg - shock
  How is that "shock"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Talk:WIKIPEDIA AND UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS! 
Talk:META-WIKI AND UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS! 
META-WIKI AND UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS! 
WIKIPEDIA AND UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS! 
Suppository
Kn0x - repeated ICU removal
Poking people with bits of sharp metal - constuction tag
Ju-Ju!
List of funny fears
Röven jinas

May 16th - FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER

Jew town
ImClone
User:Saberwolf116/Flags! My mistake
James White
Talk:UNNEWS SUCKS!
UNNEWS SUCKS!
Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!‎‎
Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!
Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!
UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!‎‎
UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!
UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!
User:74.224.169.220 Register, then make a user page.
Malcolm Jamal Warner
Image:Ednortonvandal.jpg - Unused
Boris The Rubber
Code: LYOKO
User:79.77.87.185/Daniel Duckworth
Not Alaska Day
File:Fightclub54.JPG - unused
Internet and/or ROMAN DOG BIRD IS A FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER
       Modus took care off it. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  08:35, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
         I does! Go me! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:40, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
           Modus FTW! Woohoo! —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  08:43, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
             Lol! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:04, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
   One should be deleted, so the the other one can be moved back.
   If there's still something left of this (a redirect maybe), it should be deleted as well. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  08:19, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
File:WelcomeToMars.jpg - I don't mind the Mars image, but that Goatse image is just appalling. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  08:15, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

May 15th - Mine Is Not A Holy War

User:JackOfSpades/math2 was originally used to experiment with format, but now it's just a copy.
Maria Robotnik
Trianon Day
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
File:BritishlandFlag.jpg - I'm not looking, but I'd wager a tenner this is shock
KNIGHTWING01
UNDER USER IS A NIGGER FAGGOT WHO SUCKS MY COCK‎ +Any double redirects I may have made. 
Amir
Shannon stellakis
Zaib ekram
Car door
Rhys Knight vanity.

Image:Tattoo guy (blk and white).jpg
Image:River.jpg
Image:CollegeMoon.jpg
Image:Dark haired boy.jpg
Image:UMM1.jpg
Image:UMM2.JPG
Image:UMM3.jpg
Image:UMM4.jpg
Image:UMM5.jpg
Image:UMM6.jpg
Image:UMM7.jpg
Image:UMM8.jpg
Image:UMM9.jpg
Image:UMM10.jpg
Image:UMM11.jpg
Image:UMM12.jpg
Image:28400xs6hw81r4t.gif
Image:UMM15.jpg
Image:Old naked man.jpg
User:Orian57/Under my matress -- After reading something Mordillo said somewhere, I've reconsiderd the relevancy of my
 little porno page. Do check to make sure if these link anywhere important though. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  12:23 15 May 2009

May 14 - Eew, it's all, like, Thursday, and stuff

User:Gerrycheevers/howie author request
Hospitality
Worst 100 Ways To Be Castrated
Your IQ‎
San Jose
Rocket Fuel
Steeple
Template:Whois
Game:Lolzknja

May 14-1

user:M7 + usertalk
UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!‎‎ + Talkpage.
UnNews:Local taco stand boy goes crazy.
Jack of all trades
Niggerland aka Shitcago - vandal redirect
Pointless animals God created as a joke
The Killers// Meredith and Raela(:
Picknick
Boxing kangaroo
THIS ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE IS JUST ONE FUCKING COMIC STRIP!!
Tellah
Charliesaurus
Gerry harvey
1337 $p33k0n1@
Asian Mofia At Bogle
Knocksimillion
Liquid Snake
Ryan Giggs

12th of GAY

File:Seasame St militia.jpg (copy of File:Evilelmo0mb.jpg)
7465954378503485-08435
kulak
Jerry Hsu
Pins in my face
Bris
Clickologist
Emancipation Proclomation
File:Judaism-star.gif (copy of File:Starofdavid.png)
File:Gruesome advice.jpg (copy of File:N00b5.jpg)
Did you mean: soccer?
Croner
Liquid Snake
Insidious torment
File:Labelled bw flaccid penis.jpg - Dickery. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  14:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Cheryl Cole
Talk:Leaning Tower of Pizza
Ovechkin
High WycombeHigh
Crank that (Soulja Boy
Template:Infobox musical artist 2
User:Syndrome/Infobox Musical artist
User:Syndrome/Infobox musical artist

11th of May the FJORD smite thee

Buy
Mr winkler is GAY You can't be serious. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:54, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Flood
77
Over 9000!
High WycombeHigh‎
File:Bin laden.jpg/File:Prince Ali.jpg (duplicate/unused images) 
Mick shagger
Cilit Bang‎
Mormon Church
File:Funny darth vader.jpg (copy of File:Homelessvader.JPG)
File:Tigger.jpg (copy of File:Tigger drugs copy.png)
John Robinson
Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
Miyavi
‎Rebecca Romero
Talk:Secam - per instructions on move form
Rofl copter
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Seal Clubbing article featured; review no longer needed; requester approved
Talk:Great Irish Potato Famine
Mashed potatoes war
Ligers‎
Alec baldwin
Isle of white
Pikadeth‎
Eric Rizzo - Vanity?
King stingray - Repeated ICU removal 
Boxxy 
User talk:212.219.249.6‎ 
DEATH
Deep fried mars Bars

May 10th - <insert random stupidity here>

File:Squidwardcensored.jpg rule 34, not the funny in context, used only once
Recommended by your mom Vanity and bullying all in one easy to delete package
Luka Rocco Magnotta - Google came up with a link on him at ED, is this guy notable?
Lake Forest
Magic aids‎
World's Shortest Word
Penis envy
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
User talk:86.158.180.92
World's Longest Word‎ 
Talk:The Most Regal and Magnificent Diploma Mill of Harvard
The Most Regal and Magnificent Diploma Mill of Harvard
User talk:60.229.23.80‎
Brendan budde‎
John Hancock
Why? Read HTBFANJS - Duplicate of Why?:Read HTBFANJS
CARMEN TRUTANICH IS NOT A ENVIRONMENT ATTORNEY!
HowTo: Defy the Laws of Gravity
GTA
UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!
CARMEN TRUTANICH IS A LIAR!
John Hancock‎
Moleman

May 9th, Gimme back my potato

Battle of Satan
User:Syndrome/Let Someone Else Do It
Garlic cake‎ 
America is Bollocks‎ - templates
Jared Tayler
List of celebrities born in January‎ 
Sir Long Cover
SHUFUSAI
The bitch from Shrek
Carmine&ei=O64FSrb-JoiMtgfq75WFBw&sa=X&oi=spellmeleon result&resnum=1&ct=result&usg=AFQjCNEstYCgBfJIqnjtF4Y1BEPMSFOdew - Mr. Winkler plagiarism. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  16:29, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
The guy behind you that runs away when you turn around
Doc Emmett Brown - It contains a prediction about its imminent annihilation. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  14:34, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Joeology - What the wha? —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  14:33, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
File:FF doom2.jpg (copy of File:Dr Doom.jpg)
Dan Schneider
GTA: George Lopez Stories
GTA: GLS
GTA: Wayans
GTA: Wayans Stories
GTA: Wayans Bros.
The Long Last World War
User talk:71.184.57.61
Visiting the dentist
Pinch and roll
Groudon‎ 
Why time travel is impossible

May v0.8 beta

Jt
User talk:71.184.57.61
File:Dr Doom.jpg (copy of File:FF doom2.jpg)
File:Godkills.jpg (copy of File:Nhk1.jpg)
Give Me Back My Potato - Repeated
Anthony Slatcher
Church Of Satan
UnNews:Aaron May - Cyberbullying
Scene kid
Chowder 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Joseph Conrad article featured, review requester approved deletion
Give Me Back My Potato
Insert name here‎ 
User:Syndrome/Loop1
User:Syndrome/Loop2
Melky Cabrera
Tram
Melky cabrera
Icu‎
Ron ramage
Haley Ziegler 
Khoa Vo
Man bar pig‎
Sean jarvis
My First Pubic Hair‎ - Not vanity 
Talk:Porcupine tree
Porcupine tree
Beverly hills ninja‎
Template:Infobox Confederacy unused template, looks too ugly to fix
File:Shinjig-1-.png rule 34, not that funny in context
Superzombies

May 7th - Duty Now for the Future!

File:Isle of man-largeflag.gif (copy of File:Isle of Man.GIF)
File:NewAgePsych.JPG (copy of File:NewAgePsych2.JPG) 
The Fox and the Hound - vfd'd last week
Shaquile O'Neal
TIMOHTY DALON - Headline text.
Gay kenny
Joseph Hooker
Black Russian
Barbara Hernandez -Fascinating!
Gareth Kichen
Ronald micdonaled‎
User talk:65.184.224.135 - Abusive comments on IP talkpage
User:IntellectualPanther - Old username & vanity page of mine. Please remove, forgotten password and cannot retrive it.
Homophobe
Be happy!
Brandon Zubek - somebody at school created this - please delete it as it's bullying.

May 6 - I burning your cow

Template:Scary Movie unused, link rotted
Rodolfo Chikilicuatre
AANVVV‎
King Killa
Cheese sandwiches
War on Blowjobs
SknirD ygrenE
This page does not exist!
User talk:Enchirito - Per below
User:Enchirito - Smoking crater
329845753098572389054702310894134131498137589023457
Talk:LybonrehC
LybonrehC
Enchirito 
Enchirito was here
H A G G é RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
User:Bad Shroom/Pokemon Island - Via the user request found here.
Talk:SsakcaJ
SsakcaJ
UnNews:Aaron May - Vanity?
Rule 34
Talk:Creator of mosquitos
Creator of mosquitos
Category:Scary Movie Series - Unused, useless
User:A.Z%3F123/UnNews:World In Chaos As Killer Virus Destroys Humanity
Fucking retard
Pudding Cup
Emperor of Ethiopia
Starving Children (Dirt)‎
Main tank
Flabertastic - ICU
BUBBLEKINS! (the destroyer)
El Al‎
Andrew Gower‎
Season affective disorder
Russian TV - Crap. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  12:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
World War Four
Fecal consequences
GoGoRiki
Jennie
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Sonic the Preggo/Classic unneeded redirect, moved to userspace
LittleKuriboh counts as vanity (I believe) despite the fact I understand the reference.
The hicks of deviation - van van vanity
Yottabyte
John O'Shea

May 5th; Today I am going to the beach.

Emancipation Proclomation
H1N1 Expert
UN Global Fatwahs
Template War‎ 
The most famous people in the world
Pittsburgh Penguins
Percus–Yevick approximation
HowTo:Perform a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick - Vanity. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  17:44, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Saint benedicts catholic school
Saint benedicts school
Saint benedict school
Saint benedict catholic school
Robbrutality -Vanity
PolarBearVersusBaby! -Vanity
Eric mangina
Fat jesus

Omni-curious
Bonnie creely‎
Honda Death‎
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/NMH, don't know what else to do Not a single blue link
     I had this crazy idea, and looked at the author's "contribs", wherein I found the article he had been editing that had a similar title.
     Then I linked it. Sounds a crazy thing to do, I know! --UU - natter  08:54, May 5
Altitudeism
Captain Hobo
Upa lumper
Faith bruton
Tobias Boon
HowTo:Perform a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
Initiation ceremony
Joeology
Dan Schneider
4 year old kid
Mackem 
Josh Egan
Kyle Gray

May 4th - Hey. What's up man?

DDDDDDD - is an exact duplicate of phish.
Milky Bar Kid
Captain Underpants‎ 
Missingno.
Navid Saffary
Beauly
Griffan‎
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/suck my dick bitch - pee review dickery?
Diet Santa‎
Talk:Hahaha, so much for ban... xD
Hahaha, so much for ban... xD
Talk:18 is a slut
18 is a slut
Talk:Lol...
Lol...
History of the pie‎ 
Trent hattingh
Jake edis‎ 
New Deli - Spam
Damnation: A History - Blanked by author
What I've Done
Suck my dick bitch
USMC
Santa Rosa - Wait... I see no humo(u)r here. Just the straight facts.
Nationalensozialistischenfrauenrechtengettenmehrengesellschaftsozietät
The Orange Revolution
John Key
Burlington

May 3rd - I smoke rocks like cocks.

Daniel Robert Charles Smith
Hows your father
Fungal Infection
Kilmarnock
Doctor What‎ 
Talk:GI JOE
GI JOE
BRENT THOMAS
Template:Large Flightless Bird Images made it wrong namespace, couldn't move
Category:Celebrity redundant with Category:Celebrities, merged cats
User:71.225.148.52 looks like an ip userpage, which I believe we don't allow.  (However, it looks like its been up for a while)

May 2nd, <insert name here>'s birthday

File:Slappyfour.jpg per below
File:Slappyfive.jpg per below, I can't see anyone using these ever
File:Slappythree.jpg unused and brings up bad memories
File:Slappyfull.jpg unused and brings up bad memories
User talk:Dexter111344/Satyr - This is what I meant.
Talk:A Satyr's Tragedy - Author's whatever. Unneeded redirect.
User:Dexter111344/Satyr - Author's something..
Uncyclopenis - Penis! LOL. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM  18:43, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Stooben Rooben
Nuclear Assault Bandcruft incoming...
The one with big boobs - As much as I wish this had been good...
PUPR - Just the code for the construction template. Nothing else.
World War IX
Electrocution Disease‎ 
Category:Liberal users - Unused
Lukashenko
Ikiw/gro.aidepolcycnu//:ptth
Island
Fox and the hound
Todd and Copper
The Fox and the Hound Steal Money
The Fox and the Hound 2
Tod and Copper
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD meh
Drive-By's Vandalism
File:Incel_example_s2176.PNG Cyber-bullying

May 1st - Mayday! Mayday! This shit is stinking!

Ryan scott
Luke gammer - Cyber-bullying/blanked by author.
User:66.142.53.125 - IP's don't get pages.
Twilight Fangirl Fags
Arsonal Sperm Society(A.S.S.)
Golden Showa Week
Drachma
Snuggles
Captain, Kathryn, Janeway, of, the, Federation, Starship, Voyager LOLcommas
Bajet House‎
Super man
Carlo Mardoian
Dan dubz‎ 
Uncyclopedia:VFP/012tk.jpg
Evie trolove
Main Page kidding