Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive46

March 1

Sean and Bin Laden fucking eachother
Articles that don't exist
Rotten.com
Multiple effect evaporator
Dan Formby (Fails CM or copied from Wikipedia, where it fails notability guidelines there too. Take your pick.)
Image:Testing.png - Author request
Image:Testing2.png - Author request
Nizar Rayan
Category:Thing that Kill You and Made you Watch Their Show - Unused

February 28

Love Possibly
Redification
Colonel by secoundary school
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Al Gore 2nd try Redundant.
Enda Kenny
Nicole Kidman
Animal liberation front
Nodoka Miyazaki
Anti-depressants

February 27-- Will spamming PENIS PENIS PENIS ever get old?

Click here you moron
Kieron brehon
Anaheim Ducks - redirected to my user page --TPLN 18:29, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
User:ThomasPynchinsLeftNut/Anaheim Ducks typo sorry --TPLN 18:29, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Template:Nineteen unused template --Mnb'z 18:06, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Rope science
Victor Frankenstein Junior - Wikipedia spork
   That was only one revision, I reverted it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:09, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Writer's Block (Mental Disorder)
Jackson rathbone
City of london school - c&p from Wikipedia
Dack - vanity? Google links the name to a Bebo page. Rabbi Techno  kvetch  Contribs  FOXES 11:06, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Jimmy Mullen
Jasper from The Simpsons - stub. I've added it to the main Simpsons article as there's insufficient material here for a standalone article. Rabbi Techno  kvetch  Contribs  FOXES 10:57, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
 I've ICU'd it - it may get expanded, and it's not huff-on-sight awful - UU
FLH
Category:Trash - Unused, duplicate of Trash--Sycamore  (Talk)  09:28, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Category:People who don't look like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Useless
Americans - keeping them out of your country
Old gregg

February 26

Trace Cyrus
English mastiff
Todd Helton
Slumdog Millionaire
Spidersquirrel
Trixie Tang
User:Pig House/RunEscape - ???
User talk:Zana Dark/Scatomancy - ???
Shit covered squirrel
Uncyclopedia:VFH/star wars grues WHAT THE FUCK!!! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:14, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
User:72.28.28.6
HowTo:Keep Americans out of your country
Freak knitting accident
Motorway service stations
Douglas
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) - crappy redirect
Image:100px-BlackHole.jpg - Smaller version of this, and it's unused
Joe wales
Image:Mermaid.jpg - Duplicate, unused image
Category:Trash
Image:Wiferio sunscreen1.gif maybe shock image, depends what the fluid is

February 25

Chuck cock Norris
Trixie Tang
Abrham lincon
DOHS Anti- Terrorism Regulations not linked, unlikely anyone's gonna type this into the search bar.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kali
Palestine
Anus bleeds
ClubHabbo - vanity IMO
Empire: Total War
Meathead
Dolores o'riordan
HowTo:Tell If You're Emo
Brooke Weston - cyberbullying and school-related rubbish
Himpanzee
Template:Rock - Pointless template
Wik Bambi - Why has this not been deleted already?
The deaths of Shaggy, Scooby & Scrappy, Daffy Duck, Stan Marsh, Stephen Colbert, Emo Hitler, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Stewie Griffin, Cream the Rabbit, Sonic the Hedgehog, Donald Trump, Elmer Fudd, Swamp Mussolini, and Many Others
     The article this should redirect to is at User:Joe9320/Khans-Batan Flight 666,
     it's still a pointless redirect though.
Kizzet - ICU
The Bugles
Star Wars: Some New Dope
Grantanamo bay
UnNews talk:Slumdoggie Millionaire - Lousy attempt at humour by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
UnNews:Slumdoggie Millionaire - UnNews with no real content
Cable guy
Gamba 
Apple II
Diarmuid reidy ?
Uber Fun Park
Dude, Wheres my star?
Herpasifagonderidis
Marietta 
This article may have been written by an Australian or a Chinese maybe Indian  
‎Syphon Filter Dark Mirror 
‎Shawn Micheals
Shake and bake
Lineated Woodpecker 
‎Halo wars
James Watson
Daniel Garlick 
Steffen von kackstedt
THE DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS
Mobeen - possibly block recreation?
Yusuf mulla 
Datingology

February 24 - Because canned jokes are out of style

Datingology
John Derbyshire article - This isn't a review request, this is an article request
Pee Review/UnNews:Uncyclopedia Cures Cancer
Ashbox
Alex michaelis
Jonathan Hansson
King James I
Mexican Canadian war of 1984
Talk:Mexican Canadian war of 1984
The stench of defeat
Fucking Safari
Hatstand (Limey request) - null
User:Sycamore/UnBooks:The Curious Case of Phineas Gage - Author request 
Underworld (movie)
Talk:Randy orton
Randy orton
The Matrix Revolutions
Homework can cause more than Papercuts
Disaster Movie
New york yankees
Category:Dallas Cowboys - Unused
Papal Bull
Specx 
Fat Green Asian Man
The Destroyer
Papal Bull

February 23

Trixie Tang
School Speak
Wizardjim - vanity
Available - move redirect
Macclesfield
Pom Pom
Barry Scott
Catman of greenock
Realm
"Penguin uprising" - test successful
Rodger Nash
Brooke Shields
Rodger nash
United states of America
PEWPEWLAZ0RS
74
Beth Atkin
Talk:The sheep choir of Pakistan
The sheep choir of Pakistan
Category:Reasons why Columbine happened - Empty
User:Sycamore/PLSjudging - Author request 
Red haired person (ranger)
Diddy kong ?
Not A Good Username360/The UnTreasury
Jack the Gripper
Syphon Filter Dark Mirror
The Jams
Image:Misty666.jpg underage
   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:27, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Mnbvcxz/Game/Gannon typo, should have been in userspace, worthless redirect
Image:Kirby the cock sucker.gif rule 34, unused
Image:Kirby Nude.png rule 34, unused
Image:Wario Pervert.jpg rule 34, not funny in context

February 22

Wawa 
I can see the future - Cosmic 
Devon Corporation - ???
God the player 
User:RabbiTechno/UnNews:Solvent Abuse Amongst Jewish Teens Increases - old userpage I forgot about
Category:Borderline vanity - Unused -- {{Vanity2}} uses it!!! MrN       Fork you! 10:52, Feb 22
2008 economic crisis
United states of America
main page Its been deleted many times, but it keeps on getting recreated.
 Not the time or the place.--Sycamore  (Talk)  09:56, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
  When will it be the time or the place? When?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:31, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

February 21

Revolver Ocelot - Deleted 5 or 6 times already. Protect this.
Sterling Ader
NAFTA
ReDeads
Ali Larter
Nicolae Ceauşescu
Bubble Boy
Type 56
Razor921
Church of Maher
ATi.2 - Seriously, wha?
ATi Usership 'Blocked Page' - wha?
Robert Pattinson
PSWii 360

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Baldur's Gate
Girard, oh
Foxophrenia
Quadsexual
Lady gaga
Allah-u akbar
Meats 
Vlad "Plasmius" Masters
Anaximander - Blanked by author

February 20

Template:AnimalsWithLasers unused template
Template:User Rhode Island blanked by author, looks like the author wants it deleted
Julie Karr: The Autobiograpy of a bird lover
Lil Wayne
CORY SWANSON
Live and Die wwe for life
Forum:Wikipedia Vandalism - No
IPSP
Template:Lap Dance worthless and unused template, not even a box
Lewis J Lee
Robert Pattinson
Mike Jones: The Autobiography Of A True White Pimp
Vibrators
Chapter 11
The forbidden page 
Bobba bagging
Shit art
Ilfracombe college
Pelvic flame
Unscape
Mark Bluni
HowTo: Climb the no rung Ladder - moved to namespace properly
Cingular
Chain
Qwerty Uiop - not a simple recreation of yesterday's version.
Sodra
User:RabbiTechno/Tallit - author request
Page 3
UnNews:SAP FI CO MODULES OPPORTUNITY FOR FRESHERS, DOMAIN EXPERIENCERS, COMMERCE / FINANCE GRADUATES & POST GRADUATES.
UnNews:SAP FI CO MODULES OPPORTUNITY FOR FRESHERS, DOMAIN EXPERIENCERS, COMMERCE / FINANCE GRADUATES & POST GRADUATES.
Gay Bum Rape
Category:Arousers - Was thinking of moving it, but its so crap it'll probabably end up deleted anyway
Tom the Hardcore
Los Angeles Kings
Zoey 101
Barbecue Chicken Wings
Spontaneous lint generation theory
Random fat guy
Sodra
Fatchickilion - Blanked by author
Brandon Roy 
How too smoke a cigarette
John stewert

February 19 - your mom is overrated

2 900 000 000 (disputed)/ 8 070 000 (real)
Trixie - She's a motherfucking slut. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:24, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Eco
Intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids
A wizard did it  
User:Sycamore/Avocado - Author request
Insane Clown Posse
Template:Contest unused, has no blue links
Template:Florida link rotted beyond salvation
    For deleting these templates. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:00, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Frugooscape
France Dubya Donk
Alex pratt bowen 
Tianna voldeng
Tianna voldeng 
Nice Boots
Nice Boots
Sean is gay
User:RabbiTechno/Jilly Goolden - request by author
Talk:Heidegger
Bananabananabananabananaterracottabananaterracottaterracottapie
Awsome foods
Boom Boom Boom Boom I want you in my room lets spend the night together from now until forever boom boom boom boom I wanna double boom lets spend the night together together in my room
Zachary
Travis is nub
HowTo:How to tell if you are a candy salesman
Bwahaha
Boomboomboomboomiwantyouinmyroomandspendthenighttogethertogetherinmyroom
Criss Angel Mindshit
"Who Will Kill Fred Phelps First?" Competition
Unscape
Hobosexuals
Gottlob Frege
Carlo Mardoian
Is over the age of 27 and still lives with their senile grandparents
Salah krichen
Saleh Krishna
UnNews:Snoop Dogg embarrased over photo taken of him without weed
Image:X7YKHCA86BED0CARK66Z0CA6UBMJ9CAS0IMX6CA91S844CAC0JM01CA737BWTCA1PLS1QCA2C5428CATSUFSBCAYLJDP6CA1VXF1LCAX4ZCMDCA0JQUIECAY0VSH0CAUCNRFPCA6KOL5CCA0OB01BCA0G6FSY.jpg
Image:0KR27CAVSSXTLCAIENVQQCA3CDVWKCATTG3DJCABQKROECAN8UGBUCAA2B7WYCA881WQWCAAG9S42CA3WDUGBCAYK4AC5CAF6302RCADGBBBNCAAIQE0QCA39XF6ACASM0410CAZOTE8TCA7Z0TJYCAL8KHVL.jpg
Image:CIMG0850.jpg
Image:CIMG0858.jpg
Image:Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.jpg
April January
The Matrix (films)
DREW KENT‎
Barfdog
Irish Defence Forces
IG-88

February 18 - funny comments in headers are overrated anyway

Game:Grueslayer/Save6/Steal
Game:Grueslayer/Save6/Search
Frisky Dingo
I'm not a link
Kittens (but only the very softest of kittens)
The Munsters
Christmas Gandhi
LaDainian Tomlinson
Image:P1010786.JPG
User:Dr Flange - not created by user
Skatbording
Another Winkler Spinoff
Mister Winkler's COMING out of the closet.
Oriel high school
PSWii 360
Musical Triangle
The Jams - Your writing skills have faded with age Ms TKF...
Monobrow
Twin Town
Nice Boots
BHR Comics - WP spork with no changes
Anal System
Hitler's Space Baby
Destoryer
Musical Triangle

February 17

The Dildo King
Boo Radley
Bibarel
Flight 911
Wonka
Camberwell High School
STERLING -- CAVE DEWLING INSECT
The Plastics - Vanity
Junk Food
Wallhax snipers
Pwn War/noclip Rifle
Numerical cannibalism
4play bodyboards
F repafement fyndrome
NAS
Pizda
Immokalee
Apostles of Suck
Short-sell long duck posticulate
Comunism
Dollar Bill
Miguel Fredrico Graffiti
Lyndhurst
Kurt Schubert
Aksoy
Klusck
West Berlin
Conquer online
Schemata
Paucaf
Mc donolds
Zune
David Blane
Your son looks like this
Your son.jpg
Famosity
Atreyu
Violently molested
Yay
Candy
Cresselia
Single ladies (put a ring on it)
King George III - delete redirect to move back..
Super morbidly obese people
Fat jesus
User:Entropy and Optimism - Not created by user, created by Halsoft???
  Meh, he just put the welcome template on the wrong page. Dork. With precision like that, Halsoft will make a fine admin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:29, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
   I welcomed that user a few months a ago, Halsoft acts mighty suspicious...--Sycamore  (Talk)  10:37, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
    I left a query on his talkpage. I was planning on leaving it on his userpage, but figured that would've been too on the nose. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:44, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

February 16th - why does the shortest month feel like it drags on so much?

Template:Focus Group 
Sam Rose
Evel Knievel
Reuben it was you
AFI
Ninja Terds
Battlefield bad company
User%3AFrinko.3
User:Frinko.2
User:Alexander the Great.2
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Image repository
Please troll this myspace
Candy garcia
Toys R' Us
Cornwall, Ontario
Encyclopaedia Galactica
Sailor Virgin
Go fuck yourself, fanboy 
Maximilian richter - Very impressive, pity its vanity
Image talk:Help.gif‎
Mr Hands 
Beth atkin
Playboy Mansion
Samcollins1234/Amalekites - move redirect to userspace
Green bananas

February 15th

Concord-Carlisle High School
The Fairly OddParents
Talk:Pattaya
Lionsgate Entertainment
Template:Focus Group/Cillit Bang
Accelorator

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Awais Kemal
Ryan T Watkins
Mr Turner
Tuxedos
Alice pearson
Mata Nui
The Dildo King
Pledge
Baby Farm
Hovercar - nothing links
Mrs. t
Jason vorhees
Elephants and mice
 Redirects for potential capitalization errors are actually kind of useful. - T.L.B.  WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN  20:01, Feb 15
Template:Infobox Canada unused
Template:IrishLeague completely link rotted and unused
Template:Singapore Infobox unused 
Template:Protectorate yet another unused {{commonwealth}} rippoff template

February 14th

Sukuto
Kimona Nakamaru
Sakura Haruno
Ino Yamanaka
Jackson Browne
User:IronLung/The Redneck Elite
Guitar Tabs
Dr. Ernest Drake
List of Real Life Ninjas
Windows @@@@@ - Wha?
The Walt Disney Company
Cherokees
Teh schmexinesh 
Template:Ihop
Ihop
Muntadir al zaide
APR
Everyone. Ever
Shawn Michaels
‎Dkfje
Karachi a.k.a Kachra-chee
Talk:David Carter - article was huffed
David Carter - I don't think he's talking about the author...
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/5x - Um.  Yea, that's probably not right...

February 13th - One, two, Freddy's gonna... shit, wrong horror franchise

Ass-tard
BCHS Robotics - UN:VAIN 
The barney bunch
Immokalee fl
Mewthree
Balcarras School -going nowhere good...
Nudist Colony
Acorns
B.M.
Unfair and Inaccurate Sexual Transactions Act
Basshunter
UnNews:The Grass is Indeed Green abandoned unnews?
Ambutt
Pinky ponk juice
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Scientists discover link between Daylight Savings and Global Warming moved pee review, redundant
Image:Scandalous mickey maus party bong photo.jpg rule 34, not that funny in context
Walter Smith
VIA
Caleb trepaner
Oakley
Chris Higgins Shrink Ray
User talk:Jesus God - user request?
User talk:Eliot Spitzer - user request?
User talk:Kyl Resumi - potentially libellous information? 
UnNews:2 February 2009 - ???
Rupert Cuntis
Wannabe
Category:Places to avoid - Unused
Shower
Penis envy
Peader needs help
Kestrel
Liam crawford
Fish fingers
Transition year
Counter Strike Jesus

February 12th

Template:Preferences unused template
Tarja Turunen
Spaz
Barham
UnNews:The World Isn't Ending!
Kyle wang
Warrock
Game:Pokemon (Pirated Engrish Version)/Main Game/Sandgem Town/Pokemon Center
Game:Pokemon (Pirated Engrish Version)/Main Game/Sandgem Town/Lucas'-Dawn's house
343-3432-343-5555-2321
Leanne Whittaker
Hey Arnold
Ash Rectum
Katrina Burrows
Ostriches
Bazooka
No Child Left Behind
Mr. tumnus
ADDING MACHINE
Template:Germany unused random rip off of {{commonwealth}}
Eproctophilia - not enough penis
Atomic fisting
Desmond Morris
Frankly Disappointing telescope
Image:Creeper.jpg
Image:Portgower.jpg
Image:A9 logo.gif I uploaded these for those articles but they aren't being used and I doubt they ever will be. Or shouldn't I put these here? If not then sorry. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  16:35 12 February 2009 
User:Orian57/ The A9
User:Orian57/Survive a9 temp -- couple of my really early edits. might as well get rid of them. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  16:21 12 February 2009
Eeth Koth 
Military credenza
Talk:Military credenza
Sober house
Nikki Grahame
Gophers
Grootste gangster van eindhoven
SANTANA
Orchids xeros
Bibbi
Matilda
Nathalie
Sasha Baron Cohen
Durango
Monkeydonia
Fat jesus
Monkeydonian
User:Pentium5dot1/Gradius - author request

February 11th - another day, another huff

UnNews:20000
UnNews:Omar salman
HowTo:Stop Grues from eating you
Jaylyn pryor
Aimee Walker
Shit liar
Suppuku
Hellogoodbye
STD Wizard
Dingo's Kidneys
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Last Mohican
Gorden freemans glasses
Easter egg
Nerd gun
Great panda bear 
Simon harry cox‎
Harry cox
Alexander Ovechkin
User talk:Eliot Spitzer - unneeded userpage
User talk:Jesus God - unneeded userpage
User talk:Kyl Resumi - unneeded userpage
Joedaism
Disambiguation (disambiguation) (disambiguation)
Category:People who love Richard Wagner so much they should seek help - unused
University of Toronto
Queen of Randomness 
Daniel Balls 
Lewis sapsed
Liam Howes
Dastill
THE JOSFATHER
Canadian snow sheep
User talk:DRE - Can a user talk page consitute cyberbullying?
Goan
User:Pentium5dot1/Template:Funny

February 10h - OK then.

Phantom time traveler
Metaknight69s craptacular after school special
Mountbatten-Windsor
Medal of Honor (game)
Mike Schneider
Nothing nothing nothing nothing
Deep South - na. Going nowhere good...
Christan forums - 1 line  = no ICU
Heathens
Oven
Category:Flimsy excuses to get Tits on the wiki I emptied it out, only had a few articles, redundant with Category:boobage
Antonio Cipriani
Wife beating
Antonio Cipriani
Do What You Were Supposed To Do On May 18th Day
Porche
Rocksteady
Category:Ges-Net - Unused
David dobson
Petbrottning
Lowle
Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 - it's back, with all-new cyberbullying crap!
UnNews:Zack harrison
Fable 2
Category:Articles that A Dagoth - Unused
Le morte darthur
Category:Photo of a male-looking ass of a woman 3 empty categories, they did have 1 image each, and it was the same image
Category:Fake babe
Category:Gay friendly babes
Electric Sheep
Katamari
Forum:I like cheese - Oh no! Not the cheese guy again!
User talk:74.68.158.75

February 9th - You write something funny here dammit!

Mr roberts
Metrostation
Peter Farr - [1]
Rock climbing
Mrs. frisby and the rats of Nimh
Caleb trepaner
Middlesborough F.C. - OK, who put that ICU on there. |
THe thumb 
User:Flutter/ench/Spellbreaker
Tim schaubroeck
Ringgold, GA
That thing that if you consume it, it will kill you
Image:Cheerleaders.jpg porn image, not that useful in context
User:24.16.21.11
Tom Cox + protect against recreation
Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5
Spastic Gay Talk
Chodes
The Almighty and Ever Powerful Joe 
Paul Robinson
User:Concernedresident/William Riker

February 8th - Another day, another dollar. What? No dollars? OK, that's only for Wikia...

C$weezy
User:RabbiTechno/Discovery Channel - request by author
Neverwinter Nights: That Old Republic
Vladimir Romanov
Chicken nuggets
Mongolian jumping flounder

February 7th - Gamekiller

University of malta
Corn puppies - VFD recreation
Pan-dimensional being
Neverwinter Nights: That Old Republic
Vladimir Romanov
User:RabbiTechno/WildJews - finished with
Category:Al Gore - Unused
Template:IDCApproved unused template
Image:Penut butter jelly time.gif shock-ish image, semi-unused
Image:McBreast Milk.jpg shockish image, questionable
  Feature! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:36, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Fuck Fuck Revolution
Image:BoobyTrap.gif unused, shock-ish
Image:Bgrew.mpg.GIF unused porn/shock-ish image
Image:Balls in Face.jpg questionable, rule 34 and not that funny in context, also girl (or doll?!?) looks a bit underage
Game:3.17
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/back
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/norþ
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/opyn
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/shout
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/ſouþ
Game:Epica I
Game:Epica I: You were warned...
Game:Epica I: No Escape
Game:Engines_and_Emus
Category:Engines and Emus
Game:I'm a dead man
Game:I'm a dead man/die
Game:I'm a dead man/start
/Win this game - Unnecessary redirect
Final Fantasy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIIICM-2
Image:Fireextinguisher.jpg - Duplicate of another image, only used on the template mentioned below
Template:Rediculous - Unused, pointless and ridiculous template
99.267
Alresford
Category:Sport redirect cat that I cleared out, should be the last one
Image:Poohandtigerhomos.jpg rule 34, not very funny in context
Category:UK unused redirecting cat
Category:VietUsers unused redirecting cat
Category:Time Travel per below
Category:Southpark Images redirecting cat that I cleared out
Category:Move to Undictionary unused redirecting cat
Category:NSFW cleared out redirect. This really is empty, there was a template, {{Preggo}} that auto-cat'd to here instead of
the real Category:Not safe for work.  The articles are shown to be in there because the cache hasn't "seen" the template
Category change yet
Category:Math per below
Category:Homosexuals cleared out redirect cat, & redundant with category:Gays
Category:Featured article images semi-unused redirect, only used in an old forum post, didn't want to replace 
& bump forum post back up
    I fixed it without bumping anything. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:19, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Category:Cows per below
Category:Cannibals re-direct cat that I cleared out, replacing cat links to target of redirect
Sexy Mexican boys
Category:Admins per below
Category:Articles with unsourced statements since June 2007 per below
Category:All articles with unsourced statements unused re-directing cat (was unused when I got to it)
Category:Alcohol re-directing cat, I cleared out (cat redirects don't work)
Template:Campaignbox Arab-Israeli Misunderstanding per below, 
Template:Campaignbox The Advanced Study War rotted to zero links, unused
Template:Stuartlittle link rotted template beyond salvation, one blue link
Template:Time Travel link "rotted" sectional template, down to one blue link
Template:Infobox Shitland unused template, was used in 1 article, sub code per author approval
Mobeen - Vanity/advertising?? 
Mark Coles - who?
Patriot bible university
Dukes of Hazzard - ICU

February 7th - Gamekiller

University of malta
Corn puppies - VFD recreation
Pan-dimensional being
Neverwinter Nights: That Old Republic
Vladimir Romanov
User:RabbiTechno/WildJews - finished with
Category:Al Gore - Unused
Template:IDCApproved unused template
Image:Penut butter jelly time.gif shock-ish image, semi-unused
Image:McBreast Milk.jpg shockish image, questionable
  Feature! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:36, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Fuck Fuck Revolution
Image:BoobyTrap.gif unused, shock-ish
Image:Bgrew.mpg.GIF unused porn/shock-ish image
Image:Balls in Face.jpg questionable, rule 34 and not that funny in context, also girl (or doll?!?) looks a bit underage
Game:3.17
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/back
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/norþ
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/opyn
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/shout
Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty/ſouþ
Game:Epica I
Game:Epica I: You were warned...
Game:Epica I: No Escape
Game:Engines_and_Emus
Category:Engines and Emus
Game:I'm a dead man
Game:I'm a dead man/die
Game:I'm a dead man/start
/Win this game - Unnecessary redirect
Final Fantasy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIIICM-2
Image:Fireextinguisher.jpg - Duplicate of another image, only used on the template mentioned below
Template:Rediculous - Unused, pointless and ridiculous template
99.267
Alresford
Category:Sport redirect cat that I cleared out, should be the last one
Image:Poohandtigerhomos.jpg rule 34, not very funny in context
Category:UK unused redirecting cat
Category:VietUsers unused redirecting cat
Category:Time Travel per below
Category:Southpark Images redirecting cat that I cleared out
Category:Move to Undictionary unused redirecting cat
Category:NSFW cleared out redirect. This really is empty, there was a template, {{Preggo}} that auto-cat'd to here instead of
the real Category:Not safe for work.  The articles are shown to be in there because the cache hasn't "seen" the template
Category change yet
Category:Math per below
Category:Homosexuals cleared out redirect cat, & redundant with category:Gays
Category:Featured article images semi-unused redirect, only used in an old forum post, didn't want to replace 
& bump forum post back up
    I fixed it without bumping anything. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:19, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Category:Cows per below
Category:Cannibals re-direct cat that I cleared out, replacing cat links to target of redirect
Sexy Mexican boys
Category:Admins per below
Category:Articles with unsourced statements since June 2007 per below
Category:All articles with unsourced statements unused re-directing cat (was unused when I got to it)
Category:Alcohol re-directing cat, I cleared out (cat redirects don't work)
Template:Campaignbox Arab-Israeli Misunderstanding per below, 
Template:Campaignbox The Advanced Study War rotted to zero links, unused
Template:Stuartlittle link rotted template beyond salvation, one blue link
Template:Time Travel link "rotted" sectional template, down to one blue link
Template:Infobox Shitland unused template, was used in 1 article, sub code per author approval
Mobeen - Vanity/advertising?? 
Mark Coles - who?
Patriot bible university
Dukes of Hazzard - ICU

February 6th - Vote or die

Template:15yr old completely unused, content is "asdf"
Template:George Bush unused, looks like an "attempt" at an article
Template:IntentionallyBad author request (per author's template jihad) Mnb'z
-AGGER¿?
World War 3.1415926535897934384626…
IgiuL amaM
N00d
UnNews:Really Big Bever
UnNews:Worlds tallest one legged man loses leg, and Guiness World Record.
Uncyclopedia:The Movie
Fountain of youth
Gackt
The Blob
Polska policeika
Battle of midway
The People he rapes
Uber snoob
Dethklok
BAMF 
Joel Hodgson - Spork
Category:Video Games empty re-direct category (Cat. redirects don't work, it "hides" stuff in the redirecting cat)
Image:HARHARANGEL.PNG
1man1jar
Powerade
No Child Left Behind Act
Ragdoll physics
Coffin
Reverence
The War Room
Google phone
赤てに尊べほど重
David and nurul
Corey and amanda possible bullying
Mamma Mia
New york, and your wallet

February 5th - Remember, remember the 5th of February, for, gunpowder, treason and pants

Enraged
The Game 2 
Osamama Bin Laden + protect against recreation
Buck Tooth McBuck Tootherson 
LaDainian Tomlinson
Image:Index.html?id=quakebum&tr=fop.jpg shock image
      Why is this a shock image? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:52, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
          It's really not, but it's definitely more of a rule 34-type image than an Uncyclopedia-type-image. Either way, it's unused 
          right now, so I delete. - T.L.B.  WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN  23:02, Feb 5
Image:Ultimatehentaimanuever.gif shock image
Template:Enr-Wild Wilde template without the final "e" in Wilde, unused
University of malta
Darrio
Category:Just stop now, I'm tired of changing your unfunny crap about Minerva - Useless, reccomend blocking recreation
Category:People so ridiculous they have ridiculous categories invented for them‎ - Useless
The crocodile hunter
User:RabbiTechno/Cohenheads
 Since RabbiTechno blanked it and placed the link here, it's probably supposed to be an author request. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:51, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
On your face
Shawn Michaels - Spork
Category:Biochemists - Unused
Category:Dark Year Wars - Unused
Category:Sick animals - Unused
Category:Weird places -Empty cat
Image:Jj-abrams-wi11.jpg - does not fit
Osamama Bin Laden 
Russian reversal (joke
Game:Jesus/chooseson
Andre
Sambo
Monster Movie - Pointless redirect to "Epic Movie"
The Hills Have Eyes
User:Orian57/UnBooks:I am a Vending Machine Gnome I don't even know where that was ever going to go. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  05:40 5 February 2009

February 4

Elijah Bukreev
Template:Fist Fix - Please, not more!
Mikhail Kalashnikov
Andrea Yates - cyberbullying?
[2] petty sure this isn't needed anymore. ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  18:06 4 February 2009
John the Welly wanging Welly Man
List of Items that Do Not Appear on Any List
Stan Collymore
CliffyB - Vanity?
Mirror site
Centipede filled vagina
Bill Oddie 
Tom Gwyn
Holy flying pigs from mars
Mrb
Cameron njomo

Febuary 3 - OH NOES MORE SAPM

Batana
Captain D
Milla Da Killa Vanity
Brett Farve
Jet Lee
Rubber Ducks
Rubber Ducky
User:RabbiTechno/CommonHouseholdPests
Habbo hotel
Nosboy - Ugh Chuck Norris facts
Ren and stimpy
Bannanas
Ryan saxer
Battle of midway
Shit happens
OD
Sebastian aron
Snow rape link - near copy of another recently created page (Snow rape)
Daniel knapton
Dean hughes
Fin Piper
Rabi Shrestha
Wuppie
Jordan Cartwright
Akunne Daniels
Mavav
Haggard
Wu Wuck Tan
Claudia Siregar
Shinab shrestha
Keharit
Cerungma
Patrick Quinn
Oscar stahelien
Mary Jo 
Gentle Loving Llama Sex
Wong nyet poh
Karl henton
Shortest page in the world
Shabalabadingdong
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\-\agger¿¿¿¿¿?? - What's all this supposed to be? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:43, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
                  I fixed the links. Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:47, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Talk:Robowned
Robowned
UnScripts:Unscripts:the young and the uncyclopedians season 4 episode 1

February 1+1 - Articlehog Groundhog Day

Jonathan lindfield
Mybday
Lazar Weiner the skilled (with the ladys)
Lazar Weiner the Sweet
Lazar Weiner the fatasticly amazing super dooper mega awesome all knowing omnipitant omega supreme... i dont have an end for this name so im just gonna go on a mini rant about not having a name and ranting about ranting
Matthew holmes - what is with all the vanity tonight?
Chris downes - vanity?
Fragile x syndrome
Zach
Nile Myers
Nelson leduc
Reference unbound
Madison
Unbound references
Butt-Birth
Man boobs
Paris Hilton when she's stoned
Fall out boy
Cine
Middlesborough F.C.
President Evil 3: Nemesis
Ossau iraty
Fongo
Devin cody
ICarly (Porn) resurrected deleted version 
Tom Goes to the Mayor
Your mind on drugs
Mohd isa nasir
Image:Quality.JPG - This oxymoron is completely moronic and fucking ugly. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:13, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:That might be so, but this is not QVFD material. This one is VFD. ~ 10:26, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::You're probably right as usual. I put it here based on TLB's post here. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Category:Approved by the Overly Concerned Parents of America... Association - Useless Cat
Category:Things not to Google - Useless Cat
Joshua_mansell - Vainity.
John Mcain

February 1st Another month slips past un-noticed

Template:KaoruApproved another unused template
Template:TheWhiteRanger Approved unused template (it was used on 1 user page, sub code due to "high quality" of template)
Template:Noob Approved unused template
Pogra
Harry Potter (character
Your real dad
Narrow dog
Template talk:President - Whoops, need to get the talk page also...
Kjlaesehfkljadsfjkhlwehfklasjdgfkasdludghlsjkbsdagkjlasdhbg - not the most useful redirect we have
Mobile-arts
Very Egly Redneck Girl
Wait what
HowTo:Find an Emo
Deena
Gay Ray
Torphins
User:Sycamore/Cellic - Author request
,,,,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m
Yacht
Vince mcmahon
Apple bees - one liner
Rabbi burns - who? -- 
   Actual poet. - T.L.B.  WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN  03:46, Feb 1
  On what planet was "Rabbi" Burns a poet? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:27, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
   I will stick a ICU on it.  My bad on this one... MrN       Fork you! 14:33, Feb 1
Svetlana Yurotchenkov - Who?
Zack Green - Who?
Clock Tower
HowTo:Fight a Keronian
Bakugan
Shusha
Template:Robertson used once in an ancient forum post, I'm not sure if should sub't it there or not. -Mnbvcxz
Template:OCPA unused template, was on one article, sub code
User:97.96.165.194
Ace Combat 6
Template:The Five Greatist threats to the World unused template
Fuck Warner
Ded - naa
Ur face
Yellow people
Musical five
Simon matthews
Yellandisms
Electromagnetic Dumbrum
Qwertyu - I'm not going to ICU this...
Micheal Owen
How to be gangster
Grinyin
Sudbury
Tatee
Nicholas
Wild Bill Hickok
Imperial college london - Blanked by creator
Alisha Murray
Charlotte burnap

Last Day of January, Good Riddence!

Template:Birthday unused template
Template:Barn to party orphan, redundant with NSFW
Template:Notforchildren NSFW copy with sloppy coding, was on one article, removed
Template:Altered By Time Travel was only on one page, sub'd code, now its an orphan
NIOME
Fuck Paul. Yes I mean you Mccartney.
Kid vs kat
The young and the uncyclopedians season 4 trailer
3ppp
Patrick mulligan
Linus Rowe
Ub funkeys
Template:Crnt - Orphaned template
User:78.150.0.64
Iain mcknight - How dare he have such a crap bastard version of my surname
International United Communist and Socialist Association - Blanked by author
Category:Countries that your not going to meet - Per below 
Category:Weird people - Empty cat 
Image:Hello!!!.jpg - I'm not looking, but I'm 100 percent this is goatse
Ottoman Turkey - Author request!
Template:Turkey - Blanked by OA
Image:Hellothere!.jpg Danger NSFW.