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September Se7en

Reach For The Lasers
Leather crotch 
James byers & Amber Tuh
Bieszczack & Bieszczak zlandanity
Please delete, thanks. & Miss Universe (user request)
Casnjetski slandanity? orphan? wha?
Buffalo got back unfunny gay bashing (for Spintherism)

September sex

Biological Definition self blanked, and huff requested by creator
Ok, I've been helping this person out a bit. We moved it to an undictionary entry. Go ahead and delete the redirect and talk page if you want (fixed the only article pointing to it) -Splaka
Leeroy Jenkins slandanity ok, maybe someone famousish, but the page sucks. VFDed
Tim Blomfield slandanity
Tehya and Mary slandanity, apparently. orphan article about no one googleable
Jimmy Buffet self blanked self unblanked, bah
Antichrist Geir Corneliussen vanity (content copied to User:G66)
Geir Corneliussen vanity (moved to User:G66)
Matthew Parish (slandanity ?) 
Avant-guide (Advert/Spam) 134.241.43.254 22:13, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC) 
Bjorkelikoventislavistanskiesnitfor82762%r^198
Unattractive 
Mobius wootanity?
Penguin Gay
Smeg
Doraemon
Hirohito

5 below Tember

Mayerling Sanchez
Bastardicity
Airport
Donkey: Shrek's friend VFDed --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 15:42, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
1491
Timekeeper
Pelican Shit
Mexifornia
Clem

Riemann_hypothesis - What in the name of God(s)? Wikipedia seems to be leaking it's pretentious formula over-users onto our otherwise gloriously lucid and informative website.
Moving to VFD. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 10:27, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
The Riemann hypothesis article is actually pretty funny for the mathematician. It’s very wrong. It only requires a mathematics PhD to understand it completely. It reminds me of the joke:
A graduate student is taking a topology oral exam. The professor asks: “Can you give an example of a compact set?” The student answers, “The real numbers?” The professor pauses for a moment. The professor slowly says, “OK. In which topology?”
This is really quite hilarious—if somewhat esoteric. --KP CUN 20:48, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Ultimate erection
Fairness --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:37, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sup'tember 4

Guernica qua?
Sally evans did this sneek back? it was qv'd before, but is it bad?
Talk:The Sims 2 (a test?) (It's a talk page. Who gives a crap about that, so long as no one is blanking or vandalizing?)
Reid's a hoe

Submarinetimber 3

Justin Wright hi back atcha
Godboost seems to be an ad replaced with something funny! yay
Front_of_liberation_from_Quebec and associated redirects, wtf? might be testing?
TreeHumper vauger slander?
Sandy vague slander?
Cosmetologist
check Ihavenolife's recent new pages, all seem to be redirects. Excessive?
   Not too bad, people can always go and write articles abou them if they realy, realy want (but I'd be surprised if they are funny)
   The only minor problem was redirecting Strong bad as there was a prexisting article, but it wasn't that good anyway, gets a pass
   --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 23:46, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)
     Actually, Strong Bad is still there, unchanged. He created Strongbad as the redirect. He totally
     replaced MY version of Homestar runner|Homestar Runner (which had replaced a total stinking piece of crap article)
      with his version, but I decided not to get bent out of shape, as either article was still an improvement over
      anything I've seen before. What I did do is create my own page for my own article, just using a lower case 'r'.
      On a related note, I'm thinking we should have a "Worst Homestar Runner Article" contest.
      --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 07:57, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Snail famine - Expanded
The elephant man & The Elephant Man
Kairyu
Jacking off
Fries - Huffed and recreated into a decent size
Davies, Peter Winder Daveslanity
Cheesy Waffle Bits Sucks too much
Go ahead and delete the above, that was an actual request. On the page. --Cheeseboi 22:59, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Septic-ember 2

Modern art yah, clever, not
Image:Grenade filled with shotguns.gif replaced with this (user was testing) --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 09:59, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Mark Nisbet mini VAIN war?, one OP one blanker
Steve Aroutounians slandanity? cornholed --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 20:15, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Rose
:Image:OMGZ.JPG unused duplicate of this
Sally evans  All deaded. -- Codeine 19:05, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Andrew Momii
Fcuk u hom(o)erowism
Father Tucker again
Desert buttons and it loves you back, get a room.
Kyle taylor

I MTU'd these, but really they seem to be begging for QVFD. I mean, these aren't worth the effort of a VFD are they? But almost have potential.

Punji stakes What's the point? ~MM
Jap Consider this Jap slapped. ~MM

September 1

Aempirei Deleted due to non-homosexual gayness. ~MM
Midland Mainline  eh?
Tim "The tool-man" Taylor
Dr. Allen Mckinstry PhD HIV (linkless copy of this page)
Homo (see [1])  Moved to VFD. If you are the author and wish
to delete it, tell us in VFD. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 23:15, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC) MATLAB Plots Chechnya (see Talk:Chechnya) Quagmire lets not and say we did Duncvis I just deleted this. It's the second time today it's been deleted. Watch if it comes back. ~MM Hot Karl Undictionary:Carnegie Mellon University' typoed, moved, redirect removed Da Monkey qua? borderline but.. not quite worth a vfd Tim Burton accurate->not funny Mmb Redeleted and user banned for 48 hours for resurrecting crapola --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 20:14, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC) Gratuitous nudity (A Gunther von Hagens skinless woman might work though) Kogut Spewk (AkA Daniele Commodore Boy) It: (¿Como se dice?)

Aooogah Us 31

The kid who bent the spoon
OH MY GOD
HOLY CRAP
Muumilaakso Undictionaried --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 22:36, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Don't Panic 
Hawkeye 
Roma Victor 
Harry Shires wtf is this?
Emily Butzen and this.

Aghast 30

Trader Joe unlinked slandanity??
Dirty what?
Admiral slandanity
Peter Butzen 
Duisburg 
Katherine Cunningham 
23er spalamdanity?
Kilian
Znile 
Death metal -- has been deleted before on June 11: Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive2#June_11 MTUed ~MM
Toadstool
Smithh
SiLiKoN
Debilaz
Nolife -- how can anyone think this kind of thing is funny?

Chow Zhi Wan
Goh Yan Yih
Chang -- several vanity pages by the same person, I think. --ComaVN 12:19, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
test pages by: 213.190.40.135 
:Image:Blueballscereal.jpg -- Plagarism: http://www.thespud.com/cards/card0006-blue-balls-cereal.html Eaten --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:37, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Steal Moved to VFD --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:41, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
MegaworM's Computer ZFGC vanity
ZoraFan Again!! ZFGC vanity
.bla.rg slandanity
Ankit slandanity (both from 69.115.111.23)
69.133.207.199 list of slandanity(?) by 69.133.207.199 Huffed all his contributions, all were slandatious. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 03:17, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)


JesseTyler zfgc vanity
King Lunar zfgc spillover slandanity
Shiro zfgc spillover slandanity
Bizarro ZFGC zfgc spillover (empty content, just an external image)
N n zfgc spillover

Note: Individually I wouldn't normally nominate a lot of these (today and yesterday), but the ZFGC crowd is being annoying, with spillover into random vanslandanity articles (and some vandalism resulting in bans). (see this, this, and this). --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 01:09, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oh Ghust! 29

Max zfgc-related slandanity? (deleted once)
Dayjo zfgc-related slandanity?
Jonava. Is there something I’m missing here?
Salt n' Vinegar. Go play in the sandbox!
King Xerxes the 5th
Gun hands
Da Worlds Phäddest Siddy. Stop the German barbarians!
Dummheit ist dumm.
Enemy territory only says "villa sucks"
Young hwan keeps coming back, why?
.TakaM
FISSURE is back, but I don't know the contents of its previous two deletions (maybe it is better?)
SirStabbeth
ZoraFan
ZoraFan89
ZoraTehEmo
Hikij
Cyclo slandanity?
Shadow ryoko slandanity?
Paly-dim slandanity? Crapandity is what it is. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 10:14, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Orgust 28

Neoengel Just an ad for a website. (Redir to Uncyclopedia:No Adverts)
Picasso --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 22:09, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)
David Hasselfrog ~MM
Hiroshima ~MM
Gibraltar MTUed ~MM
Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island I think this is the 3rd or 4th time this has shown up after being deleted. ~MM --18:02, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Confirmed as advertising and huffed. ~MM
:Category:Category "Aye, maybe I could run it over in me van eh ?" - Lord "Consigning to Advert Hell" Byron
Regex Antivanity --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:40, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Zoologist occupied government MTUed, been around since the 22nd with no change. ~MM --06:59, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August27

Wieringen 2 letters
Homestar Runner YALHRA (Yet Another Lame Homestar Runner Article) --Marcos_Malo moved to VFD, then rewritten.
Irish Killers Undictionaried --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 15:00, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Chode
COCK Does someone else want to huff this cock? ~MM

OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 01:21, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

by 69.159.2.9 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) Just mostly patented nonesense? Don't think he needs ban, but some of these might need deletion:

Ming
Dish
^ ^
O O
Small pox
Goodwin (lovely stuff really)
Makkara testing? Give em a few hrs maybe 03:29, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Fly & Igor (65.24.52.69 only vandalized and created these 2)

Stardate AUG-26-2005

$29.97 You're not welcome.

Charlie about some guy who's "keeper of all that is undead (that died first) and all that is cheese"

Spadge huh?
Vilkmerges
TOM'S SISTER! (only has one link, which was inserted by OP)
Makkara was told (after I qua?'ed it) by a swede that this is not funny 
Arthur Scargill one liner, no funny
Pazzak Four lines, one lame joke repeated three times
I left a note on the author's talk page advising him to develop his articles. And I deleted the
Art Farglebottom article as a warning shot over his bow. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 18:48, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC) I've moved your message to his talk page so that he's more likely to be alerted to it and I've seconded your motion --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:42, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC) Art Farglebottom One line, near-zero quality Young Hwan again! Pretty Girls One line, zero quality Nick Fuhrmann Jake Strummer, part II Jake strummer C is for crappy vanity poem, R is for Remove, A is for Asinine poster P is for I'm gonna Puke Slowing Down one liner Undictionary:Eskimos "They are a fictional species." Yawn. --Hessef 04:04, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC) Partition All Germans

August H25O

V.Drema Another dumb one-liner.
Whenis
Who Framed Roger Rabbit "It is I, Leclerc."  
Psicosis redirect that's just an advertisement.  (btw, I broke the link) --Hessef 00:21, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Third circle of hell yes
Advertisment (older mispellelt redirect, only links from this)
Wherever (pointless redirect) pointfully redirecting to Special:Randompage -F
Karan Mehta self blanked

someone check 217.209.133.79, maybe they need a 1hr timeout

Richie
Hq
Crawfish
Coca-cola
Dill
Jüürkstöäs "Jüürkstöäs  are pretty tasty condsidering they're made out of scrotal tissue. 
Not much more is known of them."  That's it.  Um, yeah.  Huff without 
mercy, please. --Hessef 22:04, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Telling us they're tasty because they're made of scrotal tissue is stating the obvious. Now, who
wants to make some tea? --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 18:52, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Golden Sun The Lost Age should be merged with Golden Sun
Menda Unfunny insults directed at what appears to be a RL person.
Played sideways test page?
Osam what point? Well that took away my horny for the night --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 20:19, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Shaq Fu 
Emmanuel Goldstein 
Shit-scary ghost stories eek!
Cross (no content/error message) 
Young Hwan Undictionary:slandanity|Slandanity! (and more from 213.17.163.130)
 Related page Little yellow bastard also licked with fire --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:47, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
None What are the chances this won't be deleted?
Bart Simpson is sleeping with your wife
Happy
Gouge Away This properly belongs in Tellsomeonewhogivesashitpedia.
Victoriya Arashchanakov Someone should have used the sandbox. No biggie, just delete the mess please.
Jo Tobin Undictionary:slandanity|slandanity?
Boomershine I waited for this to improve, it never did. Burn!
Dutch Courage (no content/error message) 
Vin Deisel
Cruella De Vil
Allen gehret All victims of early morning Burnination -- Codeine 09:02, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 24

Artichoke
Molech withdrawn, user registered (A++++ would buy from again!!)
Parrot soap
Liz dileonardi Undictionary:slandanity|slandanity! (new word, I release it under public domain)
Andrew thompson slander and/or vanity (same IP as below)
Goodwin Girdeler slander and/or vanity
4th Dimension self-blanked, test page? Sasquashed!!! STOP CONFLICTING MY EDITS!!--Flammable CUN 02:36, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Atomic Kitten advert? Yes, it's an advert. Please, wipe it off of our collective shoe. ~MM
Fat bitch nothing links to her, er it
Mantas abuse is just extroverted vanity
Oasis MTU'd for now
Kokkers huffed seconds before being added. ouch
Sjef hoelenpapers (duplicate of Sjef Hoelenpapers) redirected -- Codeine 21:34, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Limburg 
How can something be both slander and vanity? It makes me confused.--130.95.106.154 02:40, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Slander is just the extroverted expression of vanity. The more you love yourself, the more you hate other people. Creating a positive page about your self is the same as creating a negative one about the kid who sits next to you in math class. Or something. Also Flammable: Sorry! Didn't know you were trying to edit the page! Thought you were busy deleting pages 10 seconds before I could add them here. Splaka 02:45, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
all created by 82.92.91.230 in a short period of time:
Adriaan
Dogbert
Gadget
Cookiemonster
Hadrian
Wall Undictionaried
PowerFlower
Weebl
Yanks
Cwelnia I moved this to undic, but the undic entry got deleted --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 15:51, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Wieringen
Lag
Kędziorzyna (in foreign language) 
Cyrix
Menda (in foreign language) 
Flamenco dancers Move to undictionary, please. 
                        Do it yourself, shesh do I have to do everything around here :-)--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:16, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
                          I give up. How does one remove the MTU template? or get the {{dict}} tag to work? I fail it.
                              Delete {{MTU}} replace with {{dict}}--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 13:25, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Magic Johnson
Why Delete or undictionary (if you must keep)
Jesusware
Sphincter Wanking (possible accurate, can't have that!)
Beuningen Someone added the tag, forgot to put it here. Looks factual, too.
Zoomo
"Travis Tea"
Grato
Royal Mounted Canadian Police semipointless redirect (also Mounties but that might be good to keep)
Kevin Kerrigan
James burke -- Damn Splaka, you one fast mo'fo! Anyway, these be burninated. -- Codeine 00:56, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • Sorry about the Royal Mounted Canadian Police redirect. I've fixed the link on Bugs Bunny so feel free to delete. 205.188.116.66 10:01, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
May as well keep em' they are not harming anyone --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:16, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Gutterflycomix
Eponymous
Ben
Rotarians
Glass of water
Yonis
One of these days... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon! (actually the next post will do it)--Flammable CUN 03:18, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Augustus 23

Sinitta
Life, the universe and everything
Crapforum
Jennifer Babula
Demonglen!
Main Page/images/
Germanton
Sexual reproduction
Gas oven
Grato advanity
Bryon Brewer
Einars Repse
Mental Retardation
Vanessa lopez
Tweakers
Uganda
Tweakers (again)
Tweakers (again^2) (protect and redir to Uncyclopedia:CVP ?)
Quantum chromodynamics (self blanked)
:Image:Picturealexduncedit.jpg I know its an image but according to the Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/unusedimages#Archives|unused images page: 
Needs to be removed asap - DMCA takedown will be filed soon Due to inaction, 
a DMCA takedown notice is now being filed unless this  picture
is removed within 24 hours - it is currently 22/8/2005 at 22:30
Sent up the memory-hole -- Codeine 15:08, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Sorry for breaking the template--Insertwackynamehere CUN 14:07, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  I'm not actual sure if this isn't some sort of joke, I don't think anything has appeared on Uncyclopedia:Complaints Department, DUMP or 
  Uncyclopedia:Report a problem.
   I smell prank. I just tried to revert the deletion so we can wait for this supposed Run-DMC filing, but it looks like reverting a deleted image is not possible. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 19:04, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
    Sorry if I was a bit overzealous in killing it.  But it was a crap picture anyway. -- Codeine 19:08, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Angry Black Woman
Harold Holt
User 63.19.220.255 seems to be creating a bunch of pointless redirects:
Tosha Trash 
Croboys and crogirls
Science homework
Political correctness (redirected to Politically Correct) 
Ultra-
The Carlow Crab
Jack Jerk
(Too many to list, see contributions)
Woot (blanked by submitter)
  • Dead. Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.--Flammable CUN 02:51, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Is it dead yet? --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 11:53, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
NWG Only link to it is Trying too hard to make an acronym fit a pre-chosen word
  • Add a space to the beginning of the line, my son, and all shall be clear--Flammable CUN 04:24, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • NWG has reappeared and the author seems to have some contructive criticism about the site. 205.188.116.66 13:17, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Hikaru No Go
MadKore
Felix ok, it changes every 5 minutes, whatever is left will probably be deletable
Jul (Hmm..this is more or less the same text which appeared when I was editing Felix. Coincidence ?
Thiemo
Bettendorf
Scholtes
Bullshitter
Gibberer
Mathematical formula (pending)

I'll give em 24 hours to shape up or I'll ship em out--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:05, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

You are the king! (I temp S-ed them out so thermite-deleters don't accidentally get em) Splaka 10:09, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • Sorry about that. I was wondering what was going on ! I was trying to salvage the article but apparently the original author didn't approve of my additions. Feel free to delete the page if you feel it's that terrible. 64.12.116.14 10:12, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • Since the author has since deleted any changes I've made, I'll take that to mean I'm not wanted and thus leave the rest of the article to him. 64.12.116.14 10:31, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Please feel free to register (easy and mostly painless) and improve them! Then the King can better sort the history later.
Main Page (editable) (move test page?) - Actual editable version of the Main Page now --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 15:11, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Vandalism (newly created page) (move test page?) - Looks like newb test, deleted --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 15:11, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Skazi (again)

August 22¾

Falcon9x5 Third time's the charm Kevin McCallister (my exact reaction when seeing it, was it)
Jim rosenthal
Liberal Party(Undictionaried)
Communist Channel(Stubd)
 Channel 5 News
Beverly Hills
Whateverhernameis
Lessermon(Undictionaried)
Sultan senseless redirect
The Sultan
Aracuto Putinii
Toby Kenobi
Woman Wonka
Point of view
Passenger pigeon
Conway Judge I almost put this in VFD, but realized it was just complete shit. MM
Tryden grey
Corey thompson (content is "me" talk page content is "suck me")
Dick suckers
Sucking dick
Hemaphrodite Damn straight! Think outside the box! YEAH!--Flammable CUN 05:27, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Japanophile (rape schoolgirl hentai penis, quality stuff really)
American Passtime (pointless redirect now that "Klan Rallies" is gone)
Skazi will somebody give us the time to finish a page before it gets deleted each time?!
Weekly World News
Non-necrophile & Biosexual (pointless redirects (should be in Undictionary anyhow))
Caponester
Clan seks
Kawala
XETRA
Maldives
Macauley Culkin (... indeed)
Harold Holt

August 21est

Alderaan
Cumming
Red mage Merde! That was a crop of stink --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 10:37, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Iced tea That hurt reading it --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Bribery Made to wear rouge and undictionaried --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Bribe Sorted itself out after diddling Bribery --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Seals Rouged and undictionaried --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Seal Redirection amended to point to Seals new home --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Stock Market VFDed --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Stock market Will suffer the same fate as Stock Market --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Simple plan
Korean Sea
Beelzebub the First
Funone
Orange Order
Gerry Adams VFDed --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
40
Onion (color)
Lampeter
Space Agency
Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island
Fruit Salad Island Fiddled with, didn't have the heart to consider it for death --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Imperiex
Stupid Mann School
The Guardian VFDed --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Protein Undictionaried --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 12:35, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Jessica Beatty
Known World
Anti-Randel
Dave, if you're reading this
What's Going On
Tap water(fixed, deleted, fixed again, lost, found, is now Ambassador to China)
Constantine
Falcon9x5 (again)
Anti-Randel (again)
Town bicycle
Village bicycle
Z0mg

August 20

Slag
Talk:Help me, I'm dead
Images/thumb/6/67/180px-Fairy.jpg
Falcon9x5 
Corey Feldman

August 19st

Liz Claman OK, this has been further developed. No further objections. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 18:35, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Semlar
Plankie is this what people do when they're board? Undictionaried
Muhammad
Flying monkeys VFDed
Real
Chant
The Jetsons borderline VFDed
Jumping the shark moved to VFD
Internal perceptions
Stephen Burnip
Big tits
Sprak-Toy
Andrew Voerman This is the 2nd time I've had to huff this --IMBJR 12:43, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Pauline Hanson
Town bicycle I dunno, here or VFD? --MM VFDed --IMBJR 12:43, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Moobs is this the second coming of man boobs? --MM VFDed --IMBJR 12:43, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 18nd

Pogrom
Salad tossing
New Haven
House of Sand
Nick Lachey
Rufus Bang Esquire
Evan Elden Eller
Akjdklajsdlkajds
Brad
NG
No Fing
DD
RSTU
JK
Alana
Hair conditioner
Matthew Perry
New York summers
Skazi
"whippets often whisper" (see Whippets Often Whisper)
The French Army
Hot Dogs
Psytrance moved to VFD
Rain moved to Undictionary:Rain
Bisse
Hillbilly Hijinks(*)
Uncle Slappy's Fun-Tank(*)
Mars Needs Elvis(*)
Reform School Hellcats(*)
Beach Blanket Beats(*)
The Eerie Area(*)
Godbother, the Movie!(*)
(*) Should be worked into the Allan Smithee article, rather then be single
line articles, if they're not going to be expanded. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 19:13, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Confidence
Treforest
Pontypool
Martyn sinnett
Shindigs
Polar bear
Time loops
Latex gloves (move to Undictionary?) Moved as suggested
Hot water heater (move to Undictionary?) Nuked
Loony Tunes moved to VFD
Broccoli moved to VFD
Mine
Yours
Water fluorization
Recycling
20th century moved to VFD
Fire Emblem Fusion It's back!
Environmentalism moved to VFD

August 17th

TV Dinners
Spaz
Streak
Muddypaws
Horseshoe contingency vanity page by the same idiot responsible for Team Wanger and various destructive edits
Team wanger
Hammer (Redirect) to MC Hammer --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 14:21, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Dung
Pubes
Scroozing
The Ivy
Great Barrier Reef
Willy Shakes moved to VFD
WTF magical powers of telepathy
Electronic Music

August 16

Chebs Too factual --IMBJR 13:52, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Brahm_harlow
Maehul vanity or prank
Sophisticated
Andrew_Voerman
TK
Enqjish
Giant_Snowcat
Little moved to VFD
Penis_Puppetry
HIM
Bodger and Badger
VampireCHixOrz69 I believe this is redirected for a good reason --IMBJR 17:46, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:Image:Picturealexduncedit.jpg - Superimposed images of individuals, created as prank
 moved to Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/unusedimages
Jackson
Jean_Valjean
Genitive this
International Fund for Porn and this seem to be adverts 9(Redir to Uncyclopedia:No Adverts.
--47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 23:22, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC))
Southpark moved to VFD
Veggietales
Corkscrew
Pickled eggs
Bmw
Estate agent
Shitload
Pumpernickles or move to undictionary moved to VFD
Coprophilia this is sad if this is the best anyone can come up with for such a great word was a destructive edit.
reverted to prev. version --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 23:14, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 15

Sign language
Master Chief
Japanese Food
The Homestar Runner
Break your mother's back
Boat
Infamous
Fawful
Sear
Blue Man Group
Quake 3
Dogging
Diablo
544960768067998350936414640429852990324738990117720772
Chicken Sexer
%22Eggy_the_Egglet --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 10:22, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Bling bling -(Merged) with Undictionary:Bling and (Redirect) to Undictionary:Bling-bling 
      --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 16:03, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Mate - (VFD) --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 16:11, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
ANUSA - (VFD) --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 16:13, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Jeffrey_Sparks (redir to Uncyclopedia:No Adverts)
Stinko_Man
98_Degrees
Great_deals_on_car_insurance
ZZ_Top
Daniel_cooper (redir to Uncyclopedia:No Adverts)

August 14

Evercrack Spammy, or maybe even spamola. --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 01:40, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • Partially rewritten and {{crackstub}}bed as yet another evil drug of abuse. --Carlb 03:00, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 12

Rosie odonell
Misogyny
Shiite
North pole
Homestar Runner
Jesus at a wrestling match
September 11th
PHILTON (Redir to Uncyclopedia:No Adverts)
Mammals
Rod
Balrog
Caterpillars
All of the above by the same author. 
And most were already being deleted as you were posting them here. ;) --Famine 14:35, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Aha! But did you get these? =) --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:56, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
No, but I did. --IMBJR 19:51, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Elwin
L33tK1ll%40h

August 11

Wingdings (plagiarized from http:www.answers.com/topic/wingdings)
International Festival of Frowning at Cows

August 10

Buttulookinaca -- Lacks any redeeming characteristics whatsoever.--blargh 21:24, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
An Moved to Undictionary:An

August 9

Skyscraperpage Factual, real life spam nonsense. "THIS SICKENS ME TO BY KITTENHUFFING CORE" -Wilde.
 --47Monkey 05:37, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Dildos I like dildos and all, but this is either total nonsense or written in Latvian. In either case it
should be deleted. --Marcos Malo 08:36, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 8

Imperium_Latvia 
Mike
Otter Pops
Who The Fuck Is This Guy?
Varmits

August 7

Wins Don Jiu Ijll
Bryn Terfel Moved to VFD.
Hippies Eat Babies Huffed.
Silver fucking alien Huffingtoned.
Saxaphonist Moved to VFD.
Bubble
Andrzej Trych I

Go ahead and delete the Saxaphonist. I tried to improve it, but there's just not a lot you can do with a misspeelde musician.<s> As above.

August 6

<s>Multiple personality disorder blanked by author
Oceans Redirected to Ocean --EvilZak 18:41, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
San Seattle
Pope Benedict XIV
Blue Fairies

August 5

Doug
Cheese Jesus This version of the page looks better --IMBJR 22:30, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 4

Flamear
La Bumba Seems like someone on a dynamic IP likes bringing this one back to life.

August 3

Transparent and Opaque - a moebius strip of pointlessness
Nick Baker Moderated World - Vanity Shmanity
Gandalf the Grand Dragon - either written by a 12-year old serial text-messager, 
or intended to be be funny "rap speak".  Either way, it's unreadable rubbish.
Hold off for a second or two on deleting this one - I'd like a shot at it. 
--Famine 23:05, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  Eh, it still sucks. Not as bad. I'm moving this to VFD, as it links to 
  some other stuff by the same user. --Famine 23:50, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
DeviantART - another vanity page related to the one below
Angelo sotira - this vanity page has reappeared
Entomology
Nutsak - Redirects to a nonexisting page
Mütsak - Redirects to a nonexisting page

August 2

Skarz - Vanity page
Angelo sotira
ASCII cows is straightly plagiarized from http://www.clasohm.com/cows/guide5.html 
which claims them to be in the public domain.

August 1

Gay Nigger Accosiation of America
Daniel watson
Runescape (CVP)
Beef Jerky
Those whith brains, duplicate of Those with brains (Redirect)

July 31

A Clockwork Orgy
Gettysburg
Template:Babystub
Template:Crackstub
Template:Crapstub
Template:Incompletestub
Template:Tubs
Template:Yodastub
Template:Manpig
Template:Skinny
Template:Colour
Template:Vagina
Template:Penis 

All the above have been obsoleted by and should probably be re-created with Uncyclopedia:Custom stub cleanup.

Moved to VFD for a change of this magnitude. --Elvis 04:16, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)

July 30

Antanas Baranauskas
Serbian
Conan O'Brien
1860s

July 29

Danny Hellman
Ballet moved to VFD

July 28

Eet Fighter 2 (no content) 152.163.100.139 09:50, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)
July 31 (redir) --TheLibrarian 11:25, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:Category:Tunelling animals
System admin-was-physics student
Smoksha
Blue pill (redir)
Whitesnake (stubbed)
Minnus Crippulus
Ventalificationisticism

Is it international pile of crap day? --TheLibrarian 13:16, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Let me see... yesterday was international vandal blanking pages day, so must be...--Carlb 22:49, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)

July 27

J. Edgar Hoover (to vfd)
Retecool --TheLibrarian 17:31, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Seconded. Hooloovoo 18:57, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

July 26

Numpad0
Anal
Template:OWQ:Sasquatch

- please delete, I created it by accident when I meant to create Wilde:Sasquatch instead by mistakenly using a : where a | was needed. Hooloovoo 11:41, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

July 25

WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA
Ou bega - redirected to Lou Bega for now, but it's a typo and should be deleted.--TheLibrarian 10:59, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Lou beha - same deal? --Hooloovoo 12:22, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)

July 23

1920s moved to VFD
Moon.google.com 
Columbine High School massacre
Laarhdt
Zeldar

July 19

Broken
Enemies - both of these are redirects to deleted pages

July 18

User:EvilZak - brilliant prose.

Deleted, and the user who wrote this page has been banned for 24 years. --EvilZak 10:24, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)

July 17

Axe VFD time for this one.
Cabbage Patch Kid
Casino wars
Chamionship
Clogs
Cows just wanna have fun
Crookshanks
Dan Balan
Daniel watson
Diablo
Donna Summer
Dropsy
Ethiopian VFD time for this one too.

July 14

Gays (redir to Gay)
Philly (redir to Philadelphia)
GFP

July 12

Gay Niggers from Outer Space

July 11

Jim
Derek

July 10

Overtoke
Twin towers
Jana Lewinski

July 9

00b3rpWnz0rk@nn0n
Sdafl;sgbs 2
Teh1337hax0rspWndj00!
Al Kayder
The Homestar Runner
Homoghey
Jackie

July 8

Smegma Moved to Undictionary:Smegma
HULK VFDed
Lowercase
Vigarde
Twinkie
Tedius Zanarukando
Talk:Tedius Zanarukando
Talk:Fire Emblem
Broken
Aboot
Sallyconion assasin's guild
utility belt and anti M&Ms spray

July 5

Katana
Odalvägen
Romansh
Ban
ID10T Marked for rewrite
Villisvägen
Chris Knight

July 3

Donna Summer

July 2

Falling down stairs
FAKropolis
HW.no
Kaunas lopai
Making up Bob Dole Quotes
Ministry of Education
Mods
Mercedes
Pikachu Moved to VFD
Pop Off Moved to VFD
Swordsman
Taco Bell Already marked for rewrite
The Circle
Tarheels
Third world Moved to VFD
Tin foil
Tin foil hat
Yugi Oh!
867-5309 Moved to VFD

June 29

A bonentas (redir)
Boundary
Brownies
Chabby Moved to Undictionary:Chabby
Christian rock
Fisk
Flying leech VFDed
Frankincense
Gabrys
Gandhi VFDed
George Foreman VFDed
Great Southern Bridge System
Grunge opera
"whippets often whisper"

June 27

Mission Viejo High School

June 26

Renault

June 25

Her
Dogs
Him

June 23

Shiitake mushroom
Operating Tanten
Huidu
Andreea Marin
Dravens Revenge
Dinamo
Tzintzi
Neil Gaiman
Sunil
Tushar
Gipsy
Manea
Adrian Nastasese
The really long list of stupid people who can't count

...damn there's a lot of crap today. --The Hedgehog 13:38, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)

June 22

Opengl
Adi The Wonder Boy
Chupacabra
Dream Theater
Marin Cornea - (VFD)

June 21

Inet
Stargate
Adi Mutu - (VFD)
CAp UFRJ
Ciunga - (MTU)
Coitus Famine
Crusades
Dago - (MTU)
Jupan
Laura Andresan
Leeroy Jenkins
Lion King
Obarsia
Oltenia - (Kept)
Omega Man
Orphan
Pizzaham
Senat
Södertörns Högskola
Spat
Tactical nuclear weapon
Ted Jesus Christ God
Wild Turkey

June 20

Edit warrior - (VFD)
Backdoor Bitches Vol 8
Hungarian
Chupacabra
Texas Honkeys - (MTU)
Hanson
Adi Minune
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