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Month of August

August 31st


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Fucking Bored
Peep
Forum:Village Dump/wiki/Forum talk:Village Dump/
Luga
Beth ditto
Marine the raccoon
South Harrow
PeerGuardian - Direct Wikipedia copy
User:Manforman/Joe Biden
The Bowel Movement Fields=edit
Image:Dog.gif
Kellee -- Delete quick, before it gets nommed for VFH
Vice_%28magazine%29
Mutually masturbating
Cock goblin
Max power
Upyachka‎
Kellee
Videogame addiction
Floyd Remmington
Tea Gardner
Are_You_Gay -- Delete and CVP per this.
Robin borg
Adam persson
Talk:Adam perrson
Talk:John tinnerholm
John tinnerholm - recreated vanity shit, put on Uncyclopedia:Deleted protected pages and ban the creator
Talk:John tinnerholm
John tinnerholm

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old version Image:Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg 21:06, 30 August 2007 
Kyle gometz - construction tag, but smells like vanity
Tsunade
Super air guitar
Jarred Lawrence
James andd sam
Samokablamo
Bastion
Kanji
Liam_Scott
The mom of Uncyclopedia - reverted move
Talk:The mom of Uncyclopedia - reverted move
Uchiha Itachi
Game:Grue master/red2
Caleb
Jacque_Schitt
Nelya
Dickcheese
Chris_Judd
Jack_Shytte
Skater_guy
Jewfish
Flyff
Lost (TV series)/Series 4
Nick Hogan
Image:Uncyc main page feature.jpg - dumbly made by me for something that didn't work
Media:Example.ogg

It's August 30th

Dickcheese
User:Manforman/Black House - pointless redirect
Lego Island
Buck's Lesbian Diner
Awesome sauce
Newcastle, Wyoming
Barrack Obama - oneliner
Swans
Honolulu - one-liner towncruft. Blecch.
Speed Bump - double redirect
Newcastle, Wyoming
UnNews:NASA agrees to attach a billboard to their next space shuttle/
Silver_fox
Bioshock
Sidekick_3
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Uncyclopedian/attackrifle
Enter shakari
Chain of events
Garry's Mod
Olympus high
Rock Band
UnNews talk:NASA agrees to attach a billboard to their next space shuttle/
Template:Infobox Secondary school
HowTo: go to hell
UnNews:Http://www.freakingnews.com/
SpaceCraft
Gaygaygay
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times - CVP this shit, it was recreated AGAIN
Before beginning of time
Hermione granger
Harry Pothead
Dam yooh
Template:Redundant
Template:Redundant
Template:Redundant
Template:Redundant
Template:Redundant
Troy gazzola
Purple monkey dishwasher
Spamgasm
Gianni - I don't know
Jamiemclean4 - Vanity
Anthony shahat - Nobody Cares
Lewi
Jimmay Jawnson
Jack fry
Eric_Matthews
Hermione granger
ChristinaBroutzas
AznRiceBoi
Austrailia
Brothers
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Clive Clarke

All ye who doth enter here, make note that on this day, the 29th day of the month of August of the year two double-ought seven, nothing of any remote interest didst happen.

User:Roman Dog Bird/Giga Bowser - Author request, I really don't want to hold on to this, actually.
User:Manforman/Your mom - author's request, this copy isn't getting better than Your mom.
Sudden death
Talk:Phpbb/index.php
Cat stuffing - QVFD is the place where articles get huffed
old version of Image:Magicpantheism.mp3
Tommy_l-r

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Priyavada ray
Epic Fail Guy -- Know what's funny? This page = epic fail.
HowTo:Hot-wire a uterus
Nick moore
Ryan Cigana
Liam_Trowel
The_Waf
Edwina
Montevideo
Barbuda
Williamsport
Pa
Saints_row
Will Brandt
Graziotti
Fender - Recreated before now, as well. 
Zena - It may be a start, but not enough to keep it out of QVFD.
Horse camp

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Immaturity - Well duh
Richard Hoaxland
Liquorice allsorts
Born to run
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click5000000000
Frank discussion
Ballymahon
Gta Ed Edd n Eddy - recreated deleted content?
Nowhere Man
Citv
FIFA 07
Are You Gay
Andy Love
Milli vanilli
Dahlberg
Huffer fluffer
Tourettes Guy
Plaid 
Game:Zork/FruitSmuggle
Craptastic
Lucas_Helms
WTF_Chronicles
Matt_Linder
Australian_Born_Communists
The Future Republic of Novostograd
Untitled Kingdom
Craptastic
Ready steady cook

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Cat Empire
Sturgeon
Incohesion
Template:UFO
Erik
Laurence
HowTo:Destory France
Dimmy
Icp-chan
Racism against maori
Oo
UnNews:Girl Dies In Schoolbus Wreak
Carpathian
GayStation
Elvisocracy
Fried Fish Frenzy of 1994
Damo
The Cartel
Template:User is blocked/reasons
Broken Redirect
Sean wright
Obafemi martins
Hermione
Giant monsters
Avenged sevenfold
Alex clem
Graziotti

month="August"; date="27";

Rain Children
Sexxxiiiii????!!!!!!1
Andrew barrett
John_so -- Australiacruft
Hunt_for_the_Red_Leicester
Bunny_Peeps
Cow fat
Www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com
Image:Vt howmanydied banner.gif - Unused and unfunny image uploaded by a banned user.
Drew_Bledsoe - Wikipedia disguised with an Oscar Wilde or two.
Grand Theft Auto: Ed Edd n Eddy
UnNews:DanielCraigIsBond.com turns gay, stalks Anti Craig People
Laurence - author blanked page
Spiritus
Six Lemon
Template:Pikachu
Pikachu Lemon - One-liner + link.
The Cartel
Katastrophisch, Diabolisch und VlaemSSch
Template talk:UnMedia/
Flippo Dewinter
Shawn Michaels
Evil space pirate robot ninja kitty assassin
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Andreas warnsing
Master debater
Samir
HowTo:Hot-wire a uterus
HowTo:Hotwire a uterus
Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Hot-wire a uterus
Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Hotwire a uterus
Image:Couldsecx.jpg
Naracoorte%27
Nerd  Wars
Joeys
Tyler  Jones
Oatse.cx
Spenny
Maarz
Cheifner
Oxipedia/%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8
Fender
Desilva elemantary
Gohan
Summer beaty
Zach Huntley
Duh
Bloodbath world cup 2002 - Forget it, user is still editing
The Ginger Army
The Tall Man
A game that wasn't raped by EA
Gongo La Mboto
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gundaaaaa
Billy goat
Over 9000
Broken redirect

August 26st

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks - author request
Lucario - construction template, no actual content
Orochimaru
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Rocky - guy that made the page, blanked it
Cody_Luck
Crips
Bill pi
Http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia
Ludicolo
Face aids
Finlay Gibbons
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Are You Gay

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Ice lolly's
Little Sister - As much as I love Bioshock; this is crap
User:User MD -- i wanted to make a template, but accidentaly i made an userpage
Kidz Bop
Aldous Huxley
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Beano comic
DiDA
United Airlines
Screwed
Tyrannosaurus_Wrecks
Cello_rock
The_day_before_the_day_after_Tomorrow
Oi_Kekkonen%2C_s%C3%A4_suurin_kaikista...
Cat_bathing 
Lucario
Big_lanky_doodle -- it was ICU'd, but it's only one line, and belongs here instead
Splodger - same applies here as above.
Splodger_Attacks -- ....and again...
Adam_and_andrew --.....and again...
Golden_Orb%27s_meaning --...and again...
Backdoor_trojan -- ...and again. ok, I think that's the last of em.
Bangalore International School
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
CAWs
*Alarm
Herman Li
Lucario
Rahul Sathiaraj
1-UP ICU expired time
Kodak
Michael_cowan
Kanker
Cite_soleil
Impotency
Bloods
Jeremiah_green
Vietnamese_prison
Night_Shift_Nurses
Talk:Soma/
Cat Girls - durp!
Image:Ttfaf.PNG and Image talk:Ttfaf.PNG - now orphaned; was used in a stalled userspace article draft
Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation -- tagged with "rewrite" by the author

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August 25rd

Image:547px-Mapav3.jpg - Author Request
Jew-up - One-liner.
Vladmir Putin - Bleh
HowTo:Make an Article With Your Eyes Closed
User:Manforman/Articles
Template:Insert name here - ...what?
Birmingham city - Nobody Cares
Allegory - Nice try.
Air Bass - One-liner.
Bandai of America - If you don't want it deleted, make a half-decent article ) Nice try, it's still not good.
Emo (THE MUSIC) - We already have Emo Music
Forum talk:Index/
Brootal
Satyricon
Komandos
Chris Sanders
Aj - Full of personal information, immediate deletion required.
Desu
Those assholes who allways win the winter olympics
--User's who's bans have expired, and have done nothing but vandalise, so it won't red link anything--
HHHHHHHHHHH
Babyeater5000 
Elmo rabbit
Everything Evil - no contributions
Withouthatred
User talk:Dumbass103
Dumbass103
--End of User's who's bans have expired, and have done nothing but vandalise, so it won't red link anything--
Darps
Final Fantasy MMMMMMMMMDCCCCCMXCIX
Barzilla
Final_Fantasy_MMMMMMMMMDCCCCCMXCIX
The_Old_Man_And_The_Sea
Image:White white 11.JPG - author's request
Bracknell - When will people learn that if you make an article in 2 minutes with no links that it won't survive here?

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The_Roboto_Circuit_for_the_Criminally_Insane I see little potential here.
Angela_Bloomfield
pointless redirect
User:RAHB/Penis Removal
User:RAHB/UnNews
User:RAHB/unnews
User:RAHB/new skin
User:RAHB/cingular
User:RAHB/Local Man Secure Enough in Masculinity to Fuck Other Men
User:RAHB/new page
User:RAHB/What goes around, come around
User:RAHB/skin
User talk:RAHB/Archive 1
User:RAHB/UnBooks:Diary of an Uncyclopedian
User:RAHB/userboxes
User:RAHB/Trading Spouses
User:RAHB/userskin
User:RAHB/Vocabulary
User:RAHB/Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?
User:RAHB/Mislead
User:RAHB/MyStuff - a lot of userspace stuff I should have deleted already

Oddly enough, August 24 immediately follows August 22...

Climate Change
Nameless page - redirect doesn't work Works now. No it doesn't.
Micheal_vick -- Despite actually making me laugh, it's still a one-liner.
Lai Ling Hwei, Stephanie - copied directly from a Wikipedia article & vanity anyway
Deryck_Whibley
Randy_Orton -- Delete and CVP/DPP. as per this
Sex_positions
Alan Butcher
Hoeeeee
Birmingham city
Danny Robinson
Daniela
UnNews:Walter
La_Bankita
Hepatitaherpaghonnasiphillaids
Registro_Civil_Asakura
Matriarca
Duane_allman
Registro Civil Asakura
Image:Crazy Hand.jpg - Unused image
Jack Nicklaus
Alice_Bain
The_Letter_People
Birmingham_city
Edy Hurst
Hitler Moustache
Doctor_Dolittle
Bonzi buddy
PERSEETtulessa
Tmoman12
Escalators
Lead Poisoning
User:Jocke Pirat/Atari <- Author Request: Moved to Atari 2600, so this page here isn't needed anymore.
Gassy_Jack
Shit_fuckers
Brandon catubig
Crackbaby
Booker_t
Sidekick
The mint - author blanked article
Shuhui
Audrey kitching
Jackson bradford 
Indecisiveness
FORTRAN
Category:Don't Make Me Come Over There - unused
Hallucination
Josh
Short Entertainment
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=%C2%AD
Hugo Burt-Morris
Taint
Umno
Date rape
Yul Brynner
Nat ogden
Haffey
Plump children
Olympus

Augustus XXII

Forza Motorsports 2
Things that Suck
Feincredit
Tim daley -- vanity/cyberbullying
Template:Prince - almost entirely redlinks, does nothing
Sienna_Miller
DOODLEboy99
Eo:Bonaqualogy
Sign_%E2%80%9C%E2%98%AD%E2%80%9D_the_Times - more redlinks than you can shake a stick at
User:Yellow 130/my forum Kill it I accidently clicked save!
Team_killer
Cackbadger
Circus_octopus
Ibrar -- Vanity.
Kuwait
Mario_and_Luigi:_Superstar_Saga
Fugly -- Delete and CVP/DPP.
God_vs_the_queen 2 quotes does not a page make
Jon_joyce
Mark_Webb
Meerut
Mark_Cookney
Nathan_Dunley
Neil_Dimmock
Carl Logan
Giant Monsters -ICU expired 3 days ago.
Bill Orthmann - Vanity. Kill. Now.
Tubgirl Delete, or redirect to Goatse.
Cycling
Gnome sex
Gnome society
Stolen gnomes
Min wook
Kyle irion
Tourettes guy
Min wok
Super sayin emo
United States territory
Image:1kora.jpgIt is on VFD but still it is un-used so kill it.
Whorlocks
Bill Orthmann
Forum talk:Index/
Uncyclopedia:IP_of_the_Month - Delete, then CVP or DPP. 
Jewfoundland - Crummy one-liner.
Game:Zorkman
Bush goes on vacation to texas once again
--Author's Request==
Image:Invisible Picture.JPG
Image:Invisible Picture 2.JPG
Image:Dog.gif
Image:White white 4.JPG
Image:White white 3.JPG
Image:3d75a275e89c6-99-1.jpg
Image:InVisIbLe.JPG
Image:Invisiblility.JPG
Image:Fat and fatter.JPG
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Forum:Insineratehymn's quote holocaust -Old forumn with nothing to contribute that also makes me look like a dick.
L2OB
Unfunny thing  - This is from the 21st, but it's such a useless article it ought to still be fair game
Day of Defeat: Source
--Author's Request--
Image:Is Loading 2.gif - Unused image
Image:Is Loading.gif - Unused image
Image:Myspace logo.gif - Another Unused image
Image:Myspace Hello Section.jpg - Another...
Image:Myspace Your Network.jpg - And another...
Image:Myspace Heading Section.jpg - Etc...
Image:Red Cross.png - Etc...
Image:Master Chief Halo 3.jpg - Etc...
Image:Destroyed Burnt Home.jpg - Etc...
Image:Manyhungrykittens.jpg - Etc...
Image:Baby Huff.jpg - Etc...
Image:Beer Beer Beer.jpg - Etc...
Image:PM-feature-G8.jpg - Etc...
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August XXI

 --Author's Request--
User:Manforman/Banned
User:Manforman/HowTo:Get Out of Jail - double redirect
User:Manforman/Welcome
User:Manforman/sig2
User:Manforman/Age - author's request
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Emmanuel
Rove mcmanus
Marshall
Jibblies
Driving licence application - not original 
Electroplankton
User:Emperor - not a user page, also, vanity
UnNews:From the Makers of Head On: Ass On
Sexyback
Ashlee Craig
Chisholm catholic college
Child support
Hans - Bleh
Sean Kingston
User:Emperor - Vanity
Talk:EL BASTARD COMES TO TOWN
Xo
Ozzgesetzt
Osama bin Hitler
UnNews:Gerard Way Sex Scandal - Double redirect
You forgot Poland
The mainpage
Game:Zork/movie3 - Old and orphaned crap
Gizmo
FUCK YOU!!!
THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE
Cardinal Daddy-o
Rahul Sathiaraj
Jackson bradford
Beothuks
Thomas white
.exe
O'Doyle
Matt gillis
Lime wire
Cha Cha
Ralphenheimer
Microproccesor
Tel Aviv
The S.H.I.T
Avatar the last airbender
Superman 64
Image:051017 gun jeu video.jpg - Unused.
Big dump
Larry bond
Insaniquarium
Colorguard

August 14

Barney the Dinosaur and Barney. The first is a worthless "rewrite" built on the foundations of a recently VFD victim, the 2nd is a redirect to said page.
Mutually masturbating
Secrets
Killzone 2
Petuitary gland
User:Manforman/Title - author's request
Crack,_The_kitten
Dragonball AF
Teabagging
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE
The Great Kelly
Jake smith Vanity and "gay" stuff
SonyEricsson
The evil dead
The fat chick from all that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dumb_high_school_boys%2C_who_only_think_with_their_penis - Self-explanatory. Don't the IPs know that Nobody Cares?
     (PS:The fact that I am a dumb high school boy who only thinks about his penis doesn't help)
BEAR ([1]) - Unneeded redirect. 
Raju
Image:Donnie-and-Frank-ani.gif - duplicate image
Warren Ellis
Randall Cottingham - Who knows EVERYBODY
Ugly dog

August 13

Pokemon ranger - Vanity insanity!
Raju - W.T.F.?!
Image:Tetpnc tetris3.png - Duplicate
Billy and mandy - Just...no.
Pikagrue - Full of cliches.
Blabber - Bleh, not funny.
Louis theroux‎
Dominican
Jewbies
Tele tubies
Bam Margera
Greater than
YuYu Hakusho
Brian o'driscoll
Middle c
Royal Rumble
Réunion
Horny teenagers
Tagarino
Fontanilia
The getaway plan
Yngwie malmsteem
Madlax
Radar
Swansea University Hiking Club
Phanana bone
Swansea University Hiking Club
UnNews:Elvis Found On Moon
HowTo: Talk Like a Religious Fundamentalist on the Internet
ARFCOM - Spam?
User:Kip the Dip/Stephy -Stephanie doesn't love me
User:Kip_the_Dip/Fisher_Price -Originally made it to chronicle Fisher Price.
Nick_Bowman
Mighty plumber
Spontaneous cheesecake
Mabbott
William Bauers
Funny animal
RR
Jj
Dd
Bending spoons

August 12

Wichita
Monobrow
Frans Bauer
Grand theft auto: Crimeville
Omar Simpson
Raccoon girl
Moe Syzlak
WTAE
Ralphenheimer
Knight online
Something that will not work
Arthur: The Killin' Boy
Moe Syzlak
Something that will not work
Oak Cliff - related to the two articles below
Uptown
Uptownites
Orochimaru - [2]
Image:Banana Dancer.gif - notneeded, already one exactly the same, author's request
Miss Teen USA
Massawepie
Bonguo template test
Nanna Tubes
Whatthefuck?
UnNews:Fermat's Last Teorem Solved at Last - Fixed typo 
Hermione Granger - re-created page
Jack Adams
Template:Wtfcat2
SendokGarpu.com‎ - spam
Cedric the entertainer
Boltblue
Nathan roche
Genious
Helen's Bay
Mr. Dials
4Kids Entertainment

August 11! Julie returns!!! Blame Augustus.

Cedric_the_entertainer
Honkeys - One liner
Carl Weir - One liner with a quote.
Fernando torres - One liner.
Kongsvinger - /
Peder - We don't care.
Good Idea!
The truth about you
9/11 truth
9/11 truth
Frank Miller
Zachariah
Image:DSCN3146.jpg
Michelle malkin
Borut Pahor
Fireball
Sirens
Baron Genesis
ECW
Mark de Vries
Aaron_Lammon
Lol cat

August 10! Augustus sacrifices his sister Julie to save himself from death.

GaaNaru
Kumar
I Love pudding
Raster Pallion
User:Manforman/Box - author's request
Further circles of hell
Jack Benway
Lindsay Perigo
Bitches Brew
Raccoon girl
Moneysavingexpert
Lindsay Perigo - *launches Horizon*
Raster Pallion and Washington cadavers
Redirect 1
Redirect 2
User:Manforman/UnNews:Studies Have Shown dieting makes you gain weight
Goo
Steve Harris
Exco
Onyxia
User:Manforman/To Do
List of all known noobs
Lucky Star
Jango Fett - obviously copied from somewhere
William Hulme's Grammar School
PS9
Lismore
Garland high school
No Woman No Cry
Desmunde Tutu
Bazism
Forresters_Beach
Talk:Dingwall
Kupiec
Rowan‎
Seifer Almasy - vanity.
Skrzynski - No, it wasn't.
Leonard Cohen - vanity
User talk:Insineratehymn/dumb -- user request --General Insineratehymn 03:52, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

August 9! Julie's brother, Augustus, revived Julie!!!

Recursivity - There's already a page like this, called Recursion.
Citizen kane
[3]
Katie Lang - Vanity
You are here
VirtualMadness.exe
Dresden - One template
MASSIVE DAMAGE ICU'd
UnNews:Christmas Shopping Season Starts - stupid, nonfunny, one liner  Rather too old, arguably quite funny.
Lesbian sex
Image:BIG RED DOT!!!1.png Useless, not used anywhere.
Sandpoint
Red pandas
That Wierdo Sitting Behind You
Stacey Dash
Shawn Chacón School of Hat Wearery
The Great Sodor Central railway
Only Fools and Horses
Micro meter
Koeniggsegg
Microsoft God
ICarly
Kerinio
Image:2305N WADEYE FR wideweb 470x258,0.jpg - Currently has no pages it links to, used to be used for racist purposes in Wisconsin
Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Nauru - Pee Review with no link
The Skeleton Master - vanity/self-promotion
Pimple - Now redirects to Zit
Newark, New Jersey
Aaaaaaaauuuugggghhhhhh!!!!
Ricky bobby and also Ricky Bobby
Lollerskates
Take your butcher to the shopping centre and set fire to your ball and smoke the cheese fritters on goaty toast and contractr bird flu and die in an imploding hole that smells of elderly male yak urine
Brandon_Jensen - recreated vanitycruft
Gay from la - Another copy of Phish
Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Mangina - Stupid IPs, making a stupid Pee Review that doesn't even link to a stupid article...
Ronnie Cox 
Kerinio
Ben Harner
Father Jack - Nah, ICU I think. Father Jack pwns all.
Sandpoint
Thomas whittle
Windows_%CE%A7%CE%A1 - This is the one that needs deleting.

August 8! Julie has died! She's dead, and she's never coming back!

Ducks_of_Destruction
American_History_X
You forgot Poland
--Author's Request--
User:Manforman/The sequel to Fisher Price
Image:White white 10.JPG
Image:White white 9.JPG
Image:White white 8.JPG 
Image:White white 3.JPG
User:Manforman/Articles 
User:Manforman/Encyclopedia Dramatica
--Author's Request--
Wraith of the lich king
HowTo: Create a pointless article
Owen Wilson - vanity
Broken Redirect
Broken Redirect
Broken Redirect
Broken Redirect
Andrew Witherow - cyber-bulling?
Gunge

Surprise! Julie's Returned! August 7 Will Never be the Same Again!

Michael_France
Andrew silberstein
M._Bison
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
The Beets
Game:MySpace:The Game/LOLOLOL
Tool (Band)
Fatherhood
Jaques LeBotte
Bend over 
Mammoth - Two quotes with a one-liner
BFG 9000 - ...what?
Fat cunt‎
UnNews:Christmas Shopping Season Starts - one liner
Myfreepaysite
--Author's Request--
Image:Signature2.JPG
User:Manforman/Userboxes
Image:Trophy3.gif
Image:Trophy2.gif 
Image:Trophy.gif -I might leave this, if you don't mind - could see if coming in useful if someone needs a trophy for a user template.  --SbU
--End Author's Request
Stereogram - you're missing the joke.  I officially love this page.  Check Wikipedia's entry to work it out.  --SbU
Jean Claude Van Damme
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty two times - Unnecessary redirect. Page was moved.
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty two times - pleeeeeeeeeease? SPARED BY STM
Whip scorpion
Rufus mcawesomepenis
Maria
Greg
Elevator surfing
Mitchell
BMW M3 - Expanded

August Sick. Sick Sick Sick people. What have you done with the amusing headlines?!

Yoko Ono Po Poko
User:Manforman/YouTube Videos - author's request
Hater
CTU - I have no love to give it, author's request.
Simon pegg
North Korea enjoying BRIAN PEPPERS DAY???
Your son
The Replacements
HowTo:Vandalise Wikipedia/Stop non-needed sub-page, part of a stupid joke
--Author's Request--
Image:33333.GIF
Image:2006 10 11 roof.jpg
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Talk:HowTo:Deceive people on eBay - not-needed talk page, Don't Delete the actual article
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User:Manforman/Testing
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Right To Slaughter Act - Author request.
User:Arman0708 - user's banned expired
Satellite Radio
Uncyclopedia:VFH/volcano - VFH nom created by an IP
Tayla
NETcorp WMD
Castlevania
Liam downey
W0nghoegtalerz
JoltJacob
Starlint
Muff
User:Manforman/HowTo:Become the US President - author's request
Dragonforce
Zahran
P&S
Chad schulte
Crackerzilla
Darwinzilla
Allahzilla
Homerzilla
Mechagodzilla
Spacegodzilla
Guitar Freaks

August 5

Sam walker - No you aren't.
Church of Climatology
UnNews:FISA law passes
Image:MarshallEmo.jpg vanity
Marshall brown
Image:GewanCR.jpg - vanity?
Gewan brown
Ugley
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User talk:Manforman/Crap
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Liposuction - not even 1 line is a work in progress, all it is is shit
Category:Ow_my_virgin_eyes. - replaced with Category:Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.
Greater_than - Consists of nothing but a template, a sentence, and the number pi. 
D
Dr butts
Dr butts will
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty two times
Robert Scott Falcon

August 4

Hairspray
A comment written by a drunk kitten on a napkin in a KFC resturant (Viera vs. Kitten War)
International
Cheeseyman - Created by Cheeseyman
Videlectrix - I think this was recreated from deletion
The Society of Joe Smiths
Danny Grewcock
Ken Barlow
User:Severian/§
Steve Hofstetter
Non-existance
Mcdonalds characters 
Klipdrift 
User:Manforman/About Me - author's request 
Moral_responsibility - a redirect. One of the Did You Knows says that "Uncyclopedia doesn't have an article on Moral Responsibility?"
Template:BanTest don't need these. it's beyond my powers to do this alone.
Template:BanTest2 don't need these. it's beyond me scope of intelligence to do this alone.
User:Severian/BanTest don't need it, I am going to ask Famine about it. 
Collingwood Magpies
Nigger jokes
Ray Parlour
Ramnath Babu
Puppy huffing
Orion health
Harry kim
Duh
Andrew Lawrence -Nonsense 
Keith chia 
Denzel Washington
Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows
Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows
HowTo:Hate emo
Eamonn
Rick ross
Image:Poppycock 1.gif -- Uploader req.

August 3

Runescape random events
Satan 2 - Author requested. 
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click4815162342
Questionivity
Category:This category does not exist
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Image:George Bush in jail.JPG 
Image:Paul is a cat.png
Image:300px-Dead Tom.jpg 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Let it Be
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Lisa Daniels
Image:Broken toilet.jpg 
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Interstate 84 (east) 2
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Interstate 84 (east)
Image:Search.GIF
User:Manforman/Bush 
Image:Search2.GIF 
‎Image:Search3.JPG
Image:Paul is a cat.GIF 
User:Manforman/About Me
Image:DonkeySmall.jpg 
Image:Virgin mary toast.JPG
Image:Skeletona.JPG
User:Manforman/Prize 
Image:Search.JPG 
User:Manforman/Video
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[5]
[6]
[7]
[8]
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Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Dirty Potter - Dirty Potter was deleted before it was reviewed.
UnNews:Uncyclcopedia and Conservapedia to merge
UnNews:Anonymous I.P. Vandalizes Uncyclopedia - That's not news silly!
V.A.G Jones
Heater
Banjables
Image:Puppeter.gif Unused image by 99Hello3
Image:50Cent.PNG Unused image by Brotherhood Resistance Member 99Hello3
Cocksucker
Kenzilla
Chopper - unfunny, hideous, incoherent; possibly vanity
Babel:Ja/メインページ
Dobby
Matthew bulfer\
Party week
Ugly stick
D Re-created page.
Bill Clinton 2
Mega Recipes
Monkey ninja pirate assassin
Adsf
HMS Dreadnought
Gypsy Empire
Gina Stokes
Pure talent
Impotency
Category:Users who love Olipro -I stupidly recreated it. Sorry.
Baby fire
72.75.166.97 IS HERE
None for he was only born a few minutes ago man
Falcon Sex
The Great Khali
Catastrofuck
Gavin
Lesbian sex

August 2

User:Manforman/Encyclopedia Dramatica - author's request 
Template:Extreme
Talk:Why?:Should You Give Up Nerdiness? - something about redirects for talk pages that need to be deleted. Whatever.
GPaul - clear vanity
Coffee milk
A game that wasn't raped by EA
Oscar Wilde's ass
Skin flute
Large numbers
Large numbers - author blanked page
Nick garver
Moogle Bop Sound
Chester Zoo
The awesinest thing in the univsrse
InazuShin
Carlton Blues 
Chicken head - Zero original content
Wayne arthurs
NBC You Tube
Marnie heraud
Lawrence tsui
PennDOT - short and stupid which no chance for improvement.
Gatse
Star destroyer
Hackers the movie
Capt. Awesome
+50000 points - see here, won't link properly because of plus sign
Little Bill
Broken redirect
Broken redirect
Broken redirect
Broken redirect
Broken redirect
Broken redirect
Category:Orson Wellesizms - Pointless and unused category created by SbU in April for unknown reasons.

What - categories can't exist purely to be funny now? --SbU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!‎
Category:Killed Kenny -Seriously, I don't want this horrible category I made here anymore. I took away all the pages that linked to it and blanked it.
YYYYYYYYY!
[9] Unnecessary redirect I created. Please nuke.
Dr butts
Giant Monsters & Giant monsters - although it is a full page and would probally be better fit for VFD, it isn't funny at all and has NO JOKES.
Megatherium - also has no humour.
Star_destroyer
Bobby_Lashley
‎Hua Jin
Robert Smithson
The Eminent Dr. Hunt, ESQ
CSI: Hillsborough
Things bought and sold on E-Bay
Malak1147
Fauske - unnotable stub disguised by many headings
General two - appears to be vanity

Caesar was murdered for the 1st time today, Augustus. What of it?

Broken redirect
Wallpaper
Teh
This site is closed!
HowTo:Catch A Mouse - Author Nomination
I WANT YOU CLOSED!
Image:Mel.JPG
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click666666
Great 2006 disaster
Mario Paco Fernandez Castaneda Barrientos Aguilar De la Rosa Ramirez
Buttsecs
Satan 2
UnNews:I AM A GUMMY BEAR
Al saady
Filippino
Greg Parker
Jimmy nail
SbuT - Possibly a direct hit at Strange but Untrue
[10]i'm a n00b and i made a capatilization mistake and now theres two categories that are the same and this ones empty so delete it and please dont kill me
GODDAMMIT!!!
Emo fashion
Suck my cock - No.
Fisher Price 2 - The original was funny. This is just killing the joke.
[11] - I really see no need for these category. Nothing is in it.

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Plump children - If you want to cyber-bully someone, you could at least say their name.
Broken Redirect
Phillip
Global_Panic -- The title makes it sound promising. The 1st sentences completely eliminates any chance of quality.  
COT
Talliban
Nat_Wolff
‎BAKED CHICKEN MOLECULES
Halo 4 - In your dreams. )
Garlic bread
The Roboto Circuit for the Criminally Insane
Conversation scattering - ...wow
Stack - Not in the Uncyclopedia's Kama Sutra
Cody Coffey
Tori Andres - Not defined under 'cool' in the dictionary S
Ted andrew wagner - That's what they all say
Paul Fowler - very long vanity created yesterday by some IP.
Game:Zombie_Attack/Drive_South
Jonathan S. Tuttle
Samuel horner
Medio siglo
Carlos pfeiff
Leafass

August XX

Michelle Brance
Jon
Ents
Indy bobs
Bellatrix Lestrange
Adam green
Adam green
Flava Flave
Rectal bleeding
Sam bristow
Gopher
Puppy Huffing
Trevor McDonald's Diet
Instant karma
Andrew Schlafly
Fouke monster
The town that dreaded sundown
Leeds united
The Pirate Bay - Wikipedia article
6969
Thrash Metal
Jack off Nothing but a crappy one-liner.
El Bastard
Johnny Wilkinson (sux)
Dood
Kagome
Hello who are you?
2007 Turkish Grand Prix
Butt rape
St. Cuth's
Pen15
Hai2u
Rhythm Method
Chee-Yang Lo
Last numer conjecture
Ask byran
User:Dimario/Whiskey_Equivalence moved to public name space by me -- di Mario 17:56, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

August XIX

The oblongs
The oblongs
Dubbo
The Boondocks
Thrush
UnNews:Wikipedia_Declares_War_on_Uncyclopedia Another in the "cool-and-sexy-admin" series.
Ninja Chef
Zack_efron - Hasn't been edited for a few hours, I'd say it's safe to say the IP is done. 
   Plus, the guy was in a Disney channel movie, and his name is misspelled. 
Go,_Diego,_Go!
CERN
Daughter
Combine
Niko_Bellic Do we really need another GTA-related stub?
Jimini Boco
Fly BR
Flying BR
Dasha
Naked kids
Pencil sharpener
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Euro Justice League - Created by mistake.
Mall
Imvu
Jennifer Ellison
Image:Joe Biden.jpg
Shin Chan
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Manforman/Interstate (84) east - double redirect
Zac Efron
PS9
Charbillionaire
Category:Cliche-based - double of Category:Cliché-based
Pet Alien
UnNews:Preschollers Wed in Arkansas - Almost word for word copied and pasted from Fox News
fallout, no real jokes ro at least just whining about a fansite
HowTo:Win in Gears of Wars' multiplayer, not very good unintentional copy of the bottom of the gears of war page
Image:SRXTUserHome.PNG, an image I uploaded but don't need
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User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Enya
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Jigglypuff
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Jigglypuff/preview
redirect
User:Pentium5dot1/Sandbox/Title for approval
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August 18: Julie died of old age. RIP Julie.

Vaginaman
Unspecified Activities
Image Mounting Yoshi.jpg
Teletubbies tv show
UnNews:Christmas Shopping Season Starts - what is it that you don't see that's good, it's one line, and it sucks
   It's a bit old to QVFD, and besides I kind of like the idea.  Remember it was written in 2005 so it's talking about Xmas two years on.--SbU
"Uncyclopedia is a steaming pile of caribou shit" - Jesus
"Uncyclopedia is a steaming pile of caribou shit" - God
The great one
Twelfth Shite
Jonathan Lee Riches
Einsteinium
Spices
Chuck norris vs jack bauer
Image:Searchfortriforce.jpg - pr0n
Ukrainian girls
Image:What da fuck.gif - pr0n
Y-front
Canterbury
Sainsburys
Toronto fc

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Reasons not to suck dick
Neds declassified school survival guide
User:Manforman/Awards - author's request 
Optijesus prime - One-liner
UnNews:Christmas Shopping Season Starts - crappy one liner
Toto - One-liner
%E2%80%AA%E2%80%AB%E2%80%AC%E2%80%AD%E2%80%AE%E2%80%AA%E2%80%AB%E2%80%AC%E2%80%AD%E2%80%AE%D2%89 - wow - weird symbol!  Reverses everything!
Lauren
The Spores (UK Band)
Saffron Walden County High School
Saffron walden county high school
The spores (uk band)
Padbury IGA
G3
HAVOC!
Image:Farmer.JPG and Image:My world.png - had purpose when i uploaded them, useless now
Dr. Sarah Whatsherfaceagain Boogernuggets
Periodic Table of Elements
Worthless_article
Dun_dun_dun_dun_du_na_na_na_na_na_naaaaaaaaaaa_na_na_na_na_na_no_ne_ne_na_new_na_na_na_new
Gruesylvania™/Info
Stay inside with your team
Go in it
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August 17

Kids Say Fuckin' Weird Shiznit, Nigga
User:Manforman/Articles non-needed subpage after I decided to change userpage
User:Manforman/Menu-btn
User:Manforman/Menu/btn
La Femme Nikita
Matt
Tamagotchi
Hobbe
Kidnap
ER
Jones
Glenn
Jam Jams - Lay off the crack?
Sky Mangel - This is NOT Wikipedia!!
Boyd Hoyland - Wikipedia anybody?!
Toadie Rebecchi - Wikipedia anybody?
Uncyclopedia dramatica - NEVA!
Nillion 
Wageling - wtf?
Connie chung - Might want to lay off the drugs S
Smokey - Eh?
Lamb of god
Loftusosis
Mm' - Not funny.
Vectors - Again?!
Newton's laws - THIS - IS - UNCYCLOPEDIAAAAAA!
Kinematics relationship - This isn't Wikipedia...
Hd dvd - And, it's obvious Blu-Ray will beat HD-DVD ;)
Goozlebomb 1 word, several categories
Lord William Harrington - vanitycruft
Michael Waltrip
User:70.189.115.41 - per my below reasons
User:Pat Sharp - user long lost NotM.  
Forum:Cartoons (forum creator forgot, um, text 'n' shit) someone has gone and add text, dagnabit
User:Manforman/Poll - author's request
User:Bonner/Sig/Timestamp A useless subpage I want rid of 
Teagan Jackel - Vanity
Flixster
Italian sausage
Ass Jokes
Baconator
Random Statments
Sebastion mu
Seb Mu
Ooh_ooh_ooh
John Rec
Cat Girls
Barney the Dinosaur - Re-created page. Page was voted for deletion. For the love of god, CVP it.
Superman 64
[12] unused redirect
Reece vieraitis
Zahran
Mohamed Haneef
Telecommuting - Undictionary'd

August 16

Thenewaccent
Bioshock
Piss cup
Natasha loftus
Heerlen
Daily kos
Jazz funk
Traso
Goozlebomb
Abid
User:82.19.66.37
Chris Pirillo
Tomoiaga - Nonsense 
Antrax - Wow...
Current American Wars
Beefy - One liner.
Current American Wars
Torontoraves - One-liner
Sam Avery
Arouna Kone
Gay People
Funch
Self harming - Poetry
I Don't Mind the Worms
Jesus (South Park)
Everythingsucks
The Evil Dead
Vg
Randy Orton - recreated VFDed article
Poofta
EHE
Nottingham f orest
Martin chretien

August 15

Friendly_hand_gesture_day
[13] I uploaded a bad image, and for some reason I couldn't upload a new one over it. Please delete. 
Diamond Weapon
Colman humphrey - RANT!
Seafood One-liner with a pic.
Social Democratic Party - Unfunny two-liner.
Image:Wedineinhell.jpg - Author request because the 'reupload' function doesn't seem to want to work for me. 
Marc DeCarlo - author request?
Master Chief
Arouna Kone
Captain Underpants
User:Manforman/Archive author's request
Gay-Z
Dick sucking lips
Raffles Institution Singapore
pointless redirect
Ralfyboy
Jessie
Michael wilmot
Derek's mom
Jesus Christ, The Alen
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