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The New September Family
Life 2: Countdown To Death
Government of India
Template:Infobox_India - redundant. no links.
Template:Infobox_Pakistan - redundant. no links.
Template:Infobox Bangladesh - redundant. no links.
Template:Infobox Nepal - redundant. no links.
Template:Infobox_Sri_Lanka - redundant. no links.
Logan "the greatest school ever" Park
Coarse adjustment knob
Trigger the gun
South park mexican
Georgia (country) - abs. identical to Georgia.
November 23, 2012
The ledgend of dan brown
The Confounded Penknife Company
Velma from Scooby Doo
Arno Vleiskuif Rademeyer
Reynard de Jager
Image:Hattrickmagic.jpg - orphan image.
Category:Soprt_in_Australia - typo.
Jean Paul Tascon
Old versionsImage:Davidsketch.jpg 16:54, 19 September 2006, 13:59, 20 September 2006 & 14:02, 20 September 2006
The one day I fell down the stairs
A Stop Sign
A certain German ruler from 1933-1945
Repair/El Presidente de Andromeda
Lair (video game)
Expanse Of Empires
First Great Depression
Pinoak middle school
Oprah Winfrey's Hair
DJ Jazzy Jeff
South Park's Chef
Dumbledore's dead body - good for me...
Dave loh xie hui - ugly slandanity
Led Zeppelin (christian band)
Jason David Frank
Final Fantasy XII
Emma scofield Vanity? Truth? QVFD!
HELP MOMMY SANTA CLAUS IS TRYING TO TOUCH MY PENIS
Instant spontaneous castration
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Primate&redirect=no AAAA creates double redirect!
Second Council of Lyon
Sir Sean Connery
Dcv2 - good for us...
C'mon, delete 'em. I unlinked them from the main sequence and everything! --L
Jesus Christohper Reeves - Oh come on... & not even spelt correctly
Garland High School
Edward bell nyaa
Vandal box ...I think there are other pages for this, eh?
"Tigerlily" Lilian Metz
Evil telekinetic ducky
Tomato man frenzy
Straits of Panama
Tokyo ska paradise orchestra
Template:Yourmomjoke No. –H.
Milhouse Van Houten
Seoul International School cuntpaste from Wikipedia. (yes, I said it.)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo I disagree, don't huff it Aaadddaaammm 09:32, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
Chain of Command
Ultimate Guitar Archive
Bat Shit Crazy - what the heck?
Glover - no comment
Ishmael - vanity; created by user with same name
Jesus and Mike Howes
Cyborg pirate ninja jesus, sigh...
Wizet Worse than NRV, surely?
John Harvard VANITY?
Justin herzig VANITY
Vr troopers Word for word en.wp rip-off. Didn't even bother to change anything.
Third non-World War
Battlefield 2: Very Speshul Forces
old versionsOsama bin Grinchen 20:04, 25 September 2006, 21:36, 25 September 2006 & 21:54, 25 September 2006
old versionOpie mugshot 23:45, 16 September 2006
The End of the Internet Some idiot NRV'd this.
Words per minute
A page that doesn't exist yet
Gazillion - a somewhat small article
Category:Open Source is like sooo kewl
Words per minute
Bronx High School of Science
Abu badali - unfunny slandanity
Lee Stevens' Knee
University High School
Playdoh more like doh-doh.
Bishop Guertin High School Vanity.
Duck language Quack! Quack! - redirected
Magnificent silver tortoise
William Tennent High School -Vanityshite, blanked by author.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Interracial&redirect=no Interracial Not funny, likely copyright images, pure porn.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Himesh&redirect=no Himesh Owner removed NRV on 12th Sep without change in content. Delete.
Incredibly overweight odourous fuckfaces who just won't die
Danzilla' Yes, with a '. I've no idea why.
█ I've no idea who in their right mind would type a █.
Guerra de Malvinas
International Page Blanking Day Has potential, maybe... Bah who am I kidding.
Gene Shalit Blanked by author.
Wierd al yankovich In 2-D
Dare To Be Smart
People who add pages to Uncyclopedia half-assedly
UnNews talk:NSA may be wagging the dog with new spying policies
Babel:Zh-hant/煤體 - moved to Traditional Chinese sister
Bloody French bastard
Andrew the Midget
Milton Keynes Dons
Billis Bob Brute the one headed Cop
Blackwood - Much expanded no longer QVFD'able
How to be retarded and not just stupid
Scarlett Johansson's Boobs
Icant-sleep-at-night-alitys Coinflip says this doesn't work.
Page 1567 Still no idea.
Game:Page 538 I've no idea what this is about, but it ain't good.
Encyclopedia_Dramatica_sucks Nice sentiment but execution lacking.
Atlantic records Too injoke.
Biloxi high school Think this falls under the new vanity clause..
The Great Excommunication of Everything
I didn't mean to put this here. Damn Oli and his odd talk page methods.
Ask a ninja
Guiseley School Pure vanity. Again.
Right behind you Random "praise" vandal..
Image:ScreenShot0266.jpg vanity image for vanity page (which was deleted)
Zippy (SWG) If even the spoof site Wikipedia banned this.. (aka pure vanity)
Hindu Kush - created by me
Motte and bailey castle
old versions Image:Quandaribegum.jpg
old versions Image:Tajbreast.jpg
old versions Image:Empiree.jpg
old versions Image:Mr lanka.jpg
old versions Image:Rockp.jpg
old versions Image:Dar.jpg
old versions Image:Supercat.jpg
Wiki Edit War (blanked by author)
Scott vanderlind -Vanityshite
Ultimate turkey lizards
Fred and Ethel Satan
Year Without A Summer
Michael Jackson's other glove
Rocompsagnathanus -- follow directions of writer: it wasn't any better b4--Shandon 03:35, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
Talk:Resistance - No corresponding article.
Nigger poop Spam. (Are you bat-fuck insane? Keep by all means!)
Microsoft's Attempt To Take Over The World Pointless articles do not deserve stub statud.
Fletcher Quite sure this is vanity.
Omaha, Nebraska --worthy topic, worthless article.
Aragorn - copy from WIkipedia article of Indiana Jones, with "Indiana Jones" replaced with "Aragorn"
Wilf greene - apparently vanity, although some say slandanity.
FUCKING LEGEND - CVP'd
Anthony nido - Oh god I thought you were being serious then!
Nigger poop 400+ K of the words "NIGGER POOP". Ban the author if he's not already banned.
User:Modusoperandi/The Andy Griffith Show...done and moved...
Deep Impact Probe
Bas rutten No, not funny.
Chuck Norris Guide To Better Peacekeeping Either move to a "How To:" or delete outright. I'm voting for the latter.
The Evil Penguin Civil War
The Peoples Republic of China
Image:DSC00008.JPG Vanity image linked in vanity pages.
Second Council of Lyon
Sir Thomas Coffee
Suresh veeragoni vanity.
The_Ultimate_Battle Either delete or move it to gamespace... though it's probably vanity.
Surigadu Rahmaniac -vanityshite
California Institute of the Arts
Fletchers and cokers
Sir Thomas Coffee -vanityshite
HexatЯidecimal pointless redirect.
Selling mith Spam is bad for your health.
Canadian Idiot (Song) Working hard generally requires you to have more than one line of text.
Alex De Hayr
old versions Image:Davidsketch.jpg 16:54, 19 September 2006 & 13:59, 20 September 2006
OMGWTFLOLROFLMFAO This is just a stupid one liner.
Burvi Is there a way to make sure people post in english? (not that it matters, since this is too short)
MC Spanner No, not funny.
Spartanburg, South Carolina
Klaas Jan Huntelaar
Unquotable:Hamlet So atrociously formatted that it deserves a quick killing.
Not QVFDable. •Spang•☃•talk•
User:Sir Cornbread/The Putz Who Stole Hannukah -Eventually gonna be a double redirect, so lets kill it now... Sir C 04:13, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
Hermione Does Hogwarts
Super Slayin' Jesus
"Electric Jack" McMaster
: I'm going to disagree with this one, it does have potential. (but only if someone with more head writes it) --Quira 02:32, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
Annie Mills - recreated vanity
old versions Image:Davidsketch.jpg 22:00, 17 September 2006 & 16:50, 19 September 2006
One huge link 919K of "E"s
Alejandro Good Eddie
Jolly good fun
The war on terror
World War VIII
Great Pyramid of Giza
User talk:Sbluen/I am Dying I don't need the copied discussion anymore.
Secret Page - Secret page is enough
Editing bRisbane sTate hIgh
Crab Dip War
Brisbane state high too ugly and terrible to live
Dread Pirate Wesley Content consists of "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA"
Davids german shepherd NRV expanding into Vanity page. Lose/lose situation.
Gabby Only content: got milk
Simple Plan Too unfactual. Belongs to Wikipedia.
Exploding Wales its funny, but...
International School of Port of spain
Ian Smith bit sad this one, but he certainly doesnt want an article here.
Wannabe punk bitch
Biloxi high school
Supercat, i've already moved contents to Super Cat
Image:403.jpg uploaded for Jake page
Jake "manly pants" L
Ken Livingstone (en.wikipedia word for word copy paste)
What does Will Young and a washing machine have in common?
UnNews:I hate niggers, this is not gonna be expanded.
Old versions Image:Redandblue.jpg 22:32, 12 September 2006, 21:20, 13 September 2006, 22:41, 13 September 2006, 20:18, 14 September 2006, 12:08, 15 September 2006 & 07:37, 16 September 2006
Robert Gordon's Colledge
Talk:Lilo - orphaned talk page no longer
This page does not exist
User:Sbluen/I am Dying No need to keep a copy now.
GhandiBurger -Hinoa NRV'd, but its vanity. Look at the history. I would have deleted it if I had cared. –H.00:13 UTC, 09.17.2006
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Round screw die
Pakistan and it's umbilical connection with STAR WARS
Image:Bushkeys.jpg (By request of uploader)
Template:Notinmouth I built this out of a Wikipedia template, but since Wikipedia uses a different license than we do (something I only just noticed) I think it should be deleted.
Stewart Elkins DUMB / RACIST
Ellie Robinson vanity
Real Madrid CF
Charles Wong slander
Worst 100 Ways to Die of All Time recreated crap
Aiden galea NEN: No explanation necessary
Mindless Self Indulgence NRV'd; be patient... –H.02:09 UTC, 09.15.2006
Theeves -- Both Lookingfor Articles.
Bradon hargraves-wall, dim-witted personal attack
Babel:Zh-hant/水銀黨 moved to Traditional Chinese sister
Brendon hargaves-wall SLANDANITY
User:Rataube/Portada. Not need for it anymore.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:59, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
Nick Sandberg Nope, NRV-level suckage –H.
Black man's penis - Vanity ad for shock newsgrounds vid masquarading as article.
User:Modusoperandi/Das Love Boot
User:Modusoperandi/Solid Gold spring cleaning: all 3 of these are in mainspace now
American analog set
27 (number) blank article
The House of Yahweh
Universities in Sweden
Template:User Jesus loves
Enforced Hair Styling Act
 Wrong namespace
How to become rich in Malaysia
Here 5000 times
File Deletion Program
Andriy Shevchenko (moved to Uncyclopedia)
Cheesedude - someone really needs to block this guy.
Owsley Orange, crap
White on rice
Moyado -Blatant Vanity
, , .
Silt, two word "article"
Lamar high school
Yuri's Revenge, crap
Worst 100 Ways to Die of All Time, crap
John Techno craptastic
UnNews talk:Senate report concludes Saddam had no al-Gayda links after all, ugh... the author actually signed this nasty one liner
^ not QVFD material - Sir Sikon[formerly known as Guest] 06:35, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
Cabaret - cut 'n paste from WP article on euro common agro policy
A random zombie, stupid article
John Techno's Blitzkrieg Allstars lame one liner
Oi Kekkonen, sä suurin kaikista... I NRV'd this, and then realized that I could have put it here ZB
Old versions Image:Twistending.jpg 07:18, 17 July 2006, 14:35, 21 July 2006, 14:45, 21 July 2006 & 14:46, 21 July 2006
"RaRaRa! Oooh! FANGORIOUS!!"
Natanijuani this is not NRV material but rather a speedy delition...
Beyblade same for this one
Monkey disease this too
Dysentry this doesn't even make sense. It's just a few nonsensical words.
Mike, from down the street and this
Editing Kim Deal and Heiwa no justification necessary
Heiwa same here
Kyle Busch same here, but dumber than above
Kurt Busch same creator/vein as Kyle
Chao short, unfunny crap
Rastafari *shakes head sadly*
The world acording to the USA
Dave the Chameleon
The world acording to the USA
Harry The Hamster
Government of India
Battle of Campbell’s Chunky Soup
The Anal Probe
Image:LOL.jpg apparently created for sarah hooper attack page
Sarah Hooper attack page
Jacob landers vanity attack
Battle of guilford courthouse
You spell it with an s
Death machine (moved to Undictionary)
Smack is Back
Five Point Someone
Category:Dumb asses who end up like Kenny McCormick This is worse that Bluto's category.
☻ This is blatantly idiotic.
Aditya Kumar Tiwari
The Legend Of Zelda: OH SHIIT!
UnNews:Lithuania beat Italy 1:1
Arkan - copied from Wikipedia
old versionburqa 23:52, 31 August 2006
new versionsImage:Button sig.png someone though it would be funny to change the sig button to a turd (14:12, 1 September 2006)...I overwrote it w/a copy of the original turdless pic (18:19, 1 September 2006) - New versions cannot be deleted, only old versions.
Ok, old versions then. Image:Button sig.png 08:52, 15 August 2005 + 14:12, 1 September 2006. I said "new versions" before because now it'll look like I make the pic...
old versionsSolid Gold 00:27, 1 September 2006 + 10:58, 1 September 2006 + 10:59, 1 September 2006
Miles Tails Prower
The Roeper Android - copy from Wikipedia
UnNews:GM shows off new green assembly plant not humourous... at all
Cocktipuss - recreated page, not improved
Meatwad - I added in a few bits just to humor the author
Disco - I though I'd use it, used a more appropriate pic instead
David S. Pyman - vanity?
Template:Satanic - unused, and should be better anyway
Homer the Gluttonous
Center of the universe
Tiny Vikings from Heikansjor
UnNews:Ernesto blows away Carolinas
Kross - lame ass kiddie attack page that someone brought from the Wikipedia