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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • Funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
  • If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is November 12. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


Novembruary 11

Macleod College
File:Why.GIF - author request
User:Mathaysucks - Cyberbullying
Vicki calouche
Drew lecker - Thanks for letting us know it's vanity without us needing to check it!
Shad
File:Mohammedlickingcockcensored.jpg author request - murky legality
User talk:Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!
Kazuma Kiryu
Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! 
Wow wow wubzy
UnNews:Lauren Ciukaj
Ghosts ............ahhhhhhh
Farting......and what not 
CHOCLATE!!!
Jelly beans
Crumple Horned Snorkack
McChrist
Farleigh College - looks like it's been duplicated from somewhere
Kali
HowTo:Fuck your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It - misogynistic premise.
   So what's wrong with it? Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  KUN SotM UotM PMotM 17:40, 11 November 2009
      I think I probably meant chauvinistic. Works from premise that all users are heterosexual males, and women are basically targets. Maybe it's going 
      somewhere different and funny and unexpected, but no evidence of that. Pseudomonad 17:47, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
 Um. No. Try reading some of our guidelines and policies Pseudomonad. Like how to use this page for example. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png  17:54, Nov 11
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click9999999999994583549326532849689324532849532
Anony the Mouse - because i can't see the image
Babel:Simple/Esperanto - has no right to exist
UnNews:Alistair Yap - wrong namespace, random subject
Pug dog
Wow wow wubsy
Shark Using Laser
New clear bomb
Tahoma
Josh Roach
User:POTR/Img - author request
Doofa-cracka - Vanity/cyberbullying
UnNews:Pope Says - WOW, this page has been around forever. Kudos to the IP who reported it.
Prunes - Dumb, contains vanity
Bl1tz - Vanity
Your dick
Super RoboCop History 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! (redirect) (delete) - Delete and lock, please
Davidsfarm
Mary Pickford
Special:Contributions/70.146.212.249 - rather than individually list each page, it's probably better to link to this IP's contribs
Evil people who make students go to school for students to consequently get homework and more bricks to take home
You're not welcome at all

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