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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
Funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself
In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting:

VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]

If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process

Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):

Check Special:BrokenRedirects. This shows redirects to non-existent articles, which just clogs up the wiki.
Check Special:Newpages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
Check all the recent edits by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap.