Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD

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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• Funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting:

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
• If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]

• If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):

• Check Special:BrokenRedirects. This shows redirects to non-existent articles, which just clogs up the wiki.
• Check Special:Newpages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
• Check all the recent edits by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap.

Today's date is November 28. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

November 28th - Hello, all you mother fuckers! This Neeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiillllllll, mother fucking, Haaaammburrrrrrrggggggeeerrrr in the house!

That stupid bitch who won't admit her sexuality
Special:NewPages - null
 Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 05:49, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
  But it's the answer to all our problems, man! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:39, 28 Nov 2009

November 27th - Ban Roman Fuck Bird

Electrofolk
Kristen Stewart
User:SPIKE/Blue China - VFD rescue, abandoned
User:SPIKE/Clip-on tie - Private copy for PLS
User:SPIKE/FORTRAN - Private copy for PLS
User:SPIKE/Hajime Socialist Republic - VFD rescue, rejected
User:SPIKE/Mariology - VFD rescue, now in mainspace
User:SPIKE/Pie - Private development copy, now in mainspace
French Toast
Hugh G. Spyder
Nairobi slums
Bab ruth
Kingdom hearts III
Template:Nirvana
Pandas are cute
Hocka
File:Capinjack.jpg - unused
Dottus Erreptus
Game:Okay,okay
Game:Win something?
Game:Yes, where is it
Game:Safe keeping
Game:Become a zombie
Waimate <-- recreated, still crap
Ms.Puff - is being expanded by author
.../List of songs by Weird Al Yankovich
Drunken Yoga - meh, will change to ICU in a little bit
Frictional force
Talk:Friction
"donkey drops" - page is erased now, ty
Gavaina Zaurus Rex - cyberbullying
Mangalica
Base64 - decoded and it sucks
Paintball/Airsoft Wars of 2069
Liver eyepatch man - cyberbullying?

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