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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example,
{{redirect|Stupid page}}
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
Old version(s) of
or explain in other ways. - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example:
[[:Category:Name]]
or[[:Image:p0rn.png]]
- If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
- When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
Today's date is April 22. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.
April 8
Blank Page - exactly as it says --(talk) 20:50, April 8, 2018 (UTC) Pixar - A table of dates and Wikipedia links only. Wik has its own list, so this is not even a useful user page. --
(talk) 21:18, April 8, 2018 (UTC) Note: I reverted Pixar to its original form, a redirect. IMHO it should stay now. --H
NECKEЯ 11:24, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
March 26
Thomas And the 2 Brothers (2017) - Gibberish. --HNECKEЯ 19:49, March 26, 2018 (UTC) QUICKBOOKS 18OO-754-168I CONTACT QUICKBOOKS TECHH SUPPORT CARE - Spam. --H
NECKEЯ 19:39, March 26, 2018 (UTC)
March 24
OOF - Shitty gibberish... --HNECKEЯ 00:41, March 24, 2018 (UTC) Talk:OOF - ... And its talk. --H
NECKEЯ 00:41, March 24, 2018 (UTC)
March 8
File:Senpi.gif - Unused and very bad quality: useless. --HNECKEЯ 08:44, March 8, 2018 (UTC)
March 6
Crimson direhorn mount - Useless, test, no content. --HNECKEЯ 07:21, March 6, 2018 (UTC)
March 1
File:Foto no exif (2).jpg Request to delete, accidentally duplicate --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:06, March 1, 2018 (UTC)
February 23
Fortnite - gibberish. --HNECKEЯ 00:02, February 23, 2018 (UTC) Jørpeland - gibberish. --H
NECKEЯ 00:02, February 23, 2018 (UTC)
February 20
User:Maxlanzotti/Montesarchio - Attack page/cyberbullying/defamation: following this user requests, specially this and this), I noticed the same kind of defamation by a user that was here only for this scope. For the same reason of this deletion, page to delete as soon as possible. --HNECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC) User talk:Maxlanzotti/Massimo Chiacchio - talk of a deleted (attack) page. Unused, and see the reasons shown above. --H
NECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC) File:Montesarchio.jpg - used only in this attack page. Same reason shown above. --H
NECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC)
February 16
Crystal Jewels MiniZ - no humor, promotional style. --HNECKEЯ 07:23, February 16, 2018 (UTC) Template:Infobox animanga/h - not working. --H
NECKEЯ 07:23, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
February 15
File:Dbs5.jpg - unused and, btw, unusable (note: uploaded yesterday by a noob as his only contrib). --HNECKEЯ 06:42, February 15, 2018 (UTC)
February 9
File:74958q.jpg - exact duplicate of File:Dutton lrg-1.jpg, uploaded today by the same user. --HNECKEЯ 15:23, February 9, 2018 (UTC) Royal and prior uncyclopedia - gibberish. --H
NECKEЯ 15:14, February 9, 2018 (UTC)
February 4
Why?:Why is my penis small - contentless. --HNECKEЯ 00:23, February 4, 2018 (UTC)
January 31
Luca dean - gibberish, and looks like an attack page. --HNECKEЯ 10:03, January 31, 2018 (UTC)
January 29
Why?:9+10 - gibberish, same anon IP author of 9+10, still deleted. --HNECKEЯ 01:32, January 29, 2018 (UTC)
January 27
Supermega - nonsense gibberish. --HNECKEЯ 06:31, January 27, 2018 (UTC) File talk:Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png - Used by TheLastSliceIsMine! to spam. --H
NECKEЯ 06:31, January 27, 2018 (UTC)