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| Deletion Policy |
| QuickVFD Votes for deletion |
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example,
{{redirect|Stupid page}} - If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
Old version(s) ofor explain in other ways. - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example:
[[:Category:Name]]or[[:Image:p0rn.png]] - If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
The QVFD process
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
- When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
Today's date is June 20. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.
June 11
Flag -- Useless article with nothing but a gallery of three ordinary flags ... and what's more one of the (three) images is broken.
June 6
- Erick Arold Sotöjsch Vanity article, probably, also posted on Spanish language Wikipedia without images and marked for destruction there. Writer for this is deleted on Uncyclopedia. Suggest killing associated images also since new site image list is highly visible.
Jun 3
File:Projectmayhem666.jpg - Require image removing for privacy reasons. Projectmayhem666 (talk) 06:18, June 3, 2018 (UTC)
May 21
Repitition - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC) Cliffhanger - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --H
May 20
Most exclusive website dot com - Idiotic vandalism by 1.132.105.138. --H
May 15
Cryptographic hash function -- Sockpuppet is using Uncyclopedia for a Wikipedia sandbox --
Deleted. Yes, it was a Wikipedia copypasta. --
RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:15, May 16, 2018 (UTC)
May 12
Orange Lantern spedpool - absolute rubbish --Cg097 (talk) 23:19, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
- Deleted. Thanks for the notification. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:01, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
April 8
Blank Page - exactly as it says --
March 26
Thomas And the 2 Brothers (2017) - Gibberish. --H
March 24
OOF - Shitty gibberish... --H
March 8
File:Senpi.gif - Unused and very bad quality: useless. --H
March 6
Crimson direhorn mount - Useless, test, no content. --H
March 1
File:Foto no exif (2).jpg Request to delete, accidentally duplicate --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:06, March 1, 2018 (UTC)
February 23
Fortnite - gibberish. --H
February 20
User:Maxlanzotti/Montesarchio - Attack page/cyberbullying/defamation: following this user requests, specially this and this), I noticed the same kind of defamation by a user that was here only for this scope. For the same reason of this deletion, page to delete as soon as possible. --H
February 16
Crystal Jewels MiniZ - no humor, promotional style. --H
February 15
File:Dbs5.jpg - unused and, btw, unusable (note: uploaded yesterday by a noob as his only contrib). --H
February 9
File:74958q.jpg - exact duplicate of File:Dutton lrg-1.jpg, uploaded today by the same user. --H
February 4
Why?:Why is my penis small - contentless. --H
January 31
Luca dean - gibberish, and looks like an attack page. --H
January 29
Why?:9+10 - gibberish, same anon IP author of 9+10, still deleted. --H
January 27
Supermega - nonsense gibberish. --H
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