Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service

Proofreading Service If spelling, punctuation or grammar aren't your forté, add {{Proofread}} to the article and we'll be happy to lend our powers to it! All we ask for in return is a large tub of industrial strength glitter glue.

[edit] The Templates

Add this on any page which needs checking: {{Proofread}}
The template will automatically add the page to Category:Proofread.
If you have checked a page, please remove the template, and add {{BeenProofread}} to the article's talk page.

[edit] The Proofreader's To-Do List

• Check Category:Proofread regularly.
• Check the New Articles section here regularly.
• Once you've proofread a page, remove the {{Proofread}} template and add the {{BeenProofread}} to the article's talk page.
• Once you have done that, add it to the Completed Articles section. - This step isn't crucial, as articles are worked on the writing may in time need checking again, but it is nice for us to see the growing list of our contributions to the site and is a form of accountability I suppose also, so our work can be checked.

1. Bible -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 22:24, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Completed Articles

(Archive 1, Archive 2)

15 Jamie Lynn Spears     Father WHY??? (confessions)  06:45, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

14. Gonzo journalism Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 10:20, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

13. Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage     Father WHY??? (confessions)  19:02, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

12. UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time‎     Father WHY??? (confessions)  16:31, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

11. UnBooks:Winnie The Shit     Father WHY??? (confessions)  03:19, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

10. Lateral Thinking     Father WHY??? (confessions)  02:18, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

9. UnBooks:The Stranger --Crúach 19:47, 26 August 2009 (GMT)

8. Shornedz --Crúach 21:11, 18 August 2009 (GMT)

7. The Doctor -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 00:37, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

6. Stewie Griffin pillow talk 22:59, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

5. UnBooks:The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind Nameable • mumble? 18:39, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

4. Writing SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:50, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

3. Emile Heskey Nameable • mumble? 17:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

2. Balloon Animals SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:15, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

1. User:Mahm00shA/Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:15, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Official Merchandise

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[edit] The Comma Brigade

Below are those hardy selfless souls who give their time and expertise to proofreading your articles. Please sign below if you wish to be a part of this service! Please note, this is not the cool kids club. Don't sign up unless you intend to contribute or your name will be removed. ...eventually

• ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:10, 09 May 2007
• --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:07, 24 August 2007 (UTC) At last! An excuse to be pedantic without being pilloried
• ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 02:25, 17 February 2008 (UTC) I'm a grammar nazi already, why not be proud of it? In umpteen (officially three) languages, nonetheless. Math never was my strong side...
• --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:30, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
• --Pig House 19:09, 18 January 2009 (UTC) I'm so sad that I actually check punctuation in speech. If that's possible.
• --^Dame 17:36, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
• -- HouseMDfan, the crazy bitch 08:20, 26 April 2009 (UTC) I'll do what I can. Though I like that people above have made boo-boos in their remarks. lol
• --Nameable • mumble? 18:39, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
• -- --A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 17:43, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
• -- --ChiefjusticeDS 20:36, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
• -- --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:13, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
• -- --Crúach 20:31, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
• -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 23:59, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
• -- Myocardialinfarction 22:20, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
• ---    Father WHY??? (confessions)  23:13, October 6, 2009 (UTC) I correct the spelling and grammar of graffiti.

Theoneinblack 19:17, November 1, 2009 (UTC) At last, a way for me not to get screamed at for my pendanticism! :)

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