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:<code>~ '''[http://requests.wikia.com/wiki/User:Madmonkey24 Madmonkey24] on wanting to create "Anticyclopedia."'''</code>
 
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<code>''"Where you can create your kind of satire and use the term'' "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL <span class="censored">SUCKS DICK, ASS AND TITS</span> ''without being somewhat harrassed by High School Musical fans.'' <b>EAST HIGH WILDCATS EAT <span class="censored">SHIT</span>!</b>''</code>
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<code>''"Where you can create your kind of satire and use the term'' "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL <span class="censored">SUCKS DICK, ASS AND TITS</span> ''without being somewhat harrassed by High School Musical fans.'' '''EAST HIGH WILDCATS EAT <span class="censored">SHIT</span>!'''''</code>
 
:<code>~ '''[[User:Ianlopez1115|IAN LOPEZ MUST BE BUSY WRITING HIS OWN ARTICLE HERE IN THIS RED/BLUE LINK.]]'''</code>
 
:<code>~ '''[[User:Ianlopez1115|IAN LOPEZ MUST BE BUSY WRITING HIS OWN ARTICLE HERE IN THIS RED/BLUE LINK.]]'''</code>
   

Latest revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011

"All of you on this site are ugly and I hope the majority of you die from swine flu. The background image on your main page looks like a circumcised penis and I'm pretty sure you're all a bunch of flaming homos. I hate you immediately and fantasize about you dying in a space shuttle explosion. May the Gods afflict you with genital warts and may your mothers all be raped by serial killers. In short, fuck you.

166.102.104.10 on fucking Uncyclopedia


"Those shitheads keep banning me and deleting my articles and all I see on that site is a bunch of hate speech and pornographic posts. They should all be ashamed of themselves and if I had my way I would send them all to jail forever. These are not nice people."

~ 166.102.104.10 on Uncyclopedia

"Full of pedophiles and sociopaths, sometimes both at once. I'd rather wipe my ass with sandpaper than read one goddamn more minute of their horribly unfunny bullshit."

~ Will Dockery on Uncyclopedia


"I read an Uncyclopedia article and it almost made me cry, because I realised that whoever wrote it must have a lot of hate in their heart to think of things like that. I don't think it's funny, and if you do, I guess you're entitled to your own opinion, but so am I, and I think it's twisted. I'm sure there are better tings to do with the Internet. And copying a site that does such a service like Wikipedia, or 'parody', if you are offended by 'copy', just makes it sicker. I don't know what the point of writing this is, I just feel saddened... the world will be a better place when twisted people like Jonathos Huang and Jack Thompson decide to end their miserable existances."

~ Anonymous on Uncyclopedia

"I hate you. Whoever made this probably sucks cock themselves. Seriously, how can you insult such an awesome band like that? You're probably just low-lives who have nothing better to do than insult people for a living. I bet you even know how to jerk off & type your 2 cents in this really gay website at the same time. You seriously have issues. I mean, yeah, maybe you were trying to be "funny", but (I'm very sorry to inform you)you're not. Please, don't ever insult my very awesome band like that ever ever again. Because by doing that, you insult all of their fans. And you don't want to insult their fans. Especially seeing how I'm one of them because I will be sure to seek you out & kick your ass personally. Got it? Like I said before, leave us all alone & go where you belong: hell. Thank you."

~71.229.42.249 on Uncyclopedia

"Get rid of all this. Nothing is ever going to get any better if this crap continues. It's just going to get worse, for all of them... all you people are like Hitler. Nothing will get any better if no one can fix this. love, please go die. Edit: you know what? You know what? I hate everything. I hate this website, and I hate people. makes me sick, all this shit. I swear to god, this decade is the worst thing that has ever happened to humanity. I wish a deadly virus that humans only are succeptable to upon all humanity."

~Emo on Uncyclopedia

"This reminds me of YTMND.. There are people with creativity and wit, and there are those who feed off of the abstract, because it takes no talent or effort, in order to get attention and make their mark on a community. I dislike the latter very much."

~ chefshaolin on Uncyclopedia articles


"go eat shit fuckers"

~ 4.252.99.182 on Uncyclopedia

"The controversial website Uncyclopedia, known to many as a synonym of Oscar Wilde, grue and Kitten Huffing, or simply as a plagiarised version of Encyclopaedia Dramatica, has faced much emotional criticism from this user and the ones listed below. This is believed to have resulted from the quite likely possibility that the said website is incredibly stupid and ugly. This theory has been supported by overwhelming scientific evidence although some religious dogmatics (doubtless regular users of Uncyclopedia) have opposed it on the grounds that they are too stupid to understand the scientific method..."

~ QXZ


"... But ya that uncyclopedia.wikia.com wat a strange site. like a big joke or something"

~ Steamboat Hamilton


"This stupid website was born out of fun and games then turned into tool of oppression by Nazi administrative types. Uncyclopedia is the worst website in every sense. Everything it strives to be, it is the worst for. Not funny! Not smart! Not anything! The inside jokes are comepletely inane, not even in a funny way! The constant banning and raping of the users of the site prove that it's the worst piece of bullcrap website ever. Anyone who doesn't agree with me is stupid."

~ Hardeehar


"Uncyclopedia is a bunch of shit. You dumbshits think you're hilarious, dontcha? DONTCHA? Well you're not, you fucking faggots! You can all go to hell! For example, there is no quality control here. I mean, COME ON! Euroipods??? Kitten Huffing??? What a crock of shit! Those articles, and many more, are motherfucking tasteless and plain uninformative. I came here from a link at forum for an, and I quote, "alternative to Wikipedia". What I got was an encyclopedia Dramatica ripoff, only less funny. You douchehats should be ashamed of yourselves. Here is a short list of what I know you bastards do all day.

  1. Wake up.
  2. Masturbate to hentai.
  3. Edit Uncyclopedia.
  4. Masturbate to more hentai.
  5. Suck the big cock.
  6. Edit Uncyclopedia more, or maybe make a piece of shit article.
  7. Masturbate to more hentai.
  8. Go to sleep.
You fuckers make me sick."
~ Anonymous on a typical Uncyclopedian's day


"Fuck uncyclopedia. Encyclopedia dramatica was there first and its still the funniest shit on earth. Just read the articles on Myspace and Facebook."

~ Dotcommer


"ED is definitely a lot funnier than this benign piece of shit."

-- "zzzzbest: You need to stop using benign, and then look up what it really means. Because you aren't using it right to make your sentence say what you want it to say."

"devilshark: Words can have many meanings and I urge you to look it up yourself. Before you do this you'll need to take the time to pry your penis from your own asshole."

~ zzzzbest with a brief interlude by devilshark


"I thinik tle admins are all Satan worshipers or chronic masterbaters or something. Someone neds to shut that site down befoer the mids of children are corrupted! Plz help me shut down uncyclopedia by never going thare again!

fuck you, yncylopedia! You SUCK! And you smell like BOOGERS DIE DIE DIE DI EDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLES GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA YOU ARE FUNNY NOT MY TEACHER IS FUNNIER THAN YOU I BET YOU CANT EVEN SAY YOUR NAME WITHOUT SAYING SUMTHIN STUPID YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! QUEER!!!!!

YOU ARE AS FUNNY AS MY CLASSMATE BRIAN WHO THINKS IT IS COOL TO FART IN CLASS I BET YOU AN DBRIAN ARE GAY LOVERS OR SOMETHING HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW INTO THE STREET YOU GODDMAN FUCKIN QUEER??~!? U AN GARY CAN ALSO GO FUCK! I HEARD YOU HAD HERPES SIMPLEX 50! THAT AINT A POKEMON LEVEL EITHER JACK!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! FUCK!"

~ Uncyclopedia Sucks on Uncyclopedia

"Uncyclopedia is just a profound less funny version of encyclopedia dramatica (which it copied). 99% of the articles on encyclopedia dramatica are funnier than 99% of those on uncyclopedia."

~ Pindle on Uncyclopedia and that other one...


"Some argue that the Un stands for unfunny."

~ Wikipedia attempting to make a joke


"Personally, I don't know why this site was ever created--it destroys everything! And they say it's HUMOR!! Watching Barney is more funny than this website. I also hope no one makes the big mistake of making Wikilinks to Uncyclopedipoop or whatever that weird place is called. What do you think, anybody?"

~ Janet6 on Uncyclopedipoop


"uncyclopedia is gay and extremely unfunny, thus becoming noteworthy."

~ Pinball on Uncyclopedia's noteworthiness


"Seems like everytime I check the recent changes for their website, that idiot Splaka or one of the other administrators there has deleted almost every new entry that has been created. It's like they have an exclusive club or something. I wonder what they think about Asians?"

~ 166.102.104.7 on the relationship between Uncyclopedia and Asians


"I got banned from uncyclopedia."

~ Richardkselby on getting banned from Uncyclopedia


"It's amazing how you guys lack any sign of intelligence and are completely uncapable of constructing a cynical, sardonic phrase or caption... Most of these articles would probably be flushed down the craptoilet at ED... It's laughable that you think you're funnier than ED, using strong thoughtful words to verbally slay down any e-nemy like 'omg they are faggots'.. Reading this article rather hurts my brain than my feelings. You guys are so clueless I'm really not gonna write anymore..."

~ Banaan on Uncyclopedia's minimal intelligence


"[...]75% of their articles are unfunny one-liners"

~ Krade speaking on the talk page of ED's unfunny one-liner about Uncyclopedia


"Boring and dumb and all over the place. Who wants to read an article about some nerd's next door neighbor? Not me. You know how wikipedia is useful and interesting? Well, uncyclopedia takes all of those sober, boring writers and gives them a place to attempt to write comedy material. Do you really want your nerdy classmates doing standup? I don't. The popular kid in school is Encyclopaedia Dramatica - it's actually FUNNY."

~ girlvinyl on Encyclopædia Dramatica Uncyclopedia

"The the last great hope of western civilization. Encyclopediadramatica provides the lulz in force. There is no funnier site on the internet. If you're bored and looking for a good time this is the best place to get it. Anything you click will be hilarious. And the best part... you can participate too! It's a wiki which means anyone can edit and create content. Looking for an article about your favourite internet troll and don't see one? Just create one and others will add to it until it becomes a full featured write up. People who don't obsessively check this site are total losers. "

~ girlvinyl on Uncyclopedia Encyclopædia Dramatica


"Wikipedia-approved parody of itself, featuring dry and tepid Aspie wit."

~ Jacknstock on Uncyclopedia's wit


"This website isn't funny, at all. Did you just try to ripoff ED, except G rated with profoundly unfunny people?"

~ 71.255.246.183 on Uncyclopedia's lack of swearing


"You guys suck. Your ideas about humour are lame. I suspect you all of being sophomoric lower beings, possibly Americans, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but you are far, far more evil than Wikipedia. Why? Because you are control freak humour facists. The only purpose for Uncyclopedia is to let a group of internet fascists spend all their days e-burning e-pages. It's true. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial. Have you even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Buttmunchers. Oh. You are buttmunchers. Oscar Wilde? Who gives a shit. Not funny in any sense ever. Oh yeah. Your injokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. Zork? stop masturbating or you'll need brail computers. What's up with you people. Go suck Jimbo Wales' fascist red dong, because you're his verdamnt storm troopers of banality and bottom of the barrel. Wikisucks. Eat me."

~ 194.112.58.16 on Uncyclopedia


"Is there a single article on there with jokes that don't include references to Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?"

~ Unwinder


"Yeah, Uncyclopedia is really, really bad. This is good though."

~ revfitz


"Good gravy! Some people must have gone through the entire thing to make it internally consistent! Just about every page that mentions George W Bush infers that he is actually Emperor Palpatine."

~ Unwinder


"unclycopedia doens't is funny!!!! is every boring!!! thea rticles EUROIPODS and etc. are every boring!!!! there they are only RANDOM HUMOR and UNCLYCLOPEDIA INJOKES nobody in the wrold can understand!!!!!! this is not funnny in th world!!!! uncyclpopeda DOENSN'T IS FUNNY you are only stupdo people who dOsn't't know how to write &and think you are SO FUNNNY!!!!!! you are the BORING MOST EVER!!!! AND THE PEOPLE WHAT LAUGHTS WITH UNCLYCLOPEDIA IS JUST STUPID EVER!!!! stupid upid ever!! why doensn't you do something FUNNY!!! you do only BORING!!! no FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!BORNIG!!! and doensn't YOU make funny of my post because THAT IS BORING AND N'T FUNNY!! every people that make funny of my post is stupid how GEORGE BUSH!!!! AND NOT FUNNY ONLY STUPID EVER!!!!!"

~ 200.112.25.101

"Profanity and Christianity-bashing are common on Uncyclopedia. It makes fun of creationism and Christianity by writing articles that are written from a parodied Christian point of view (e.g. "Islam is a completely false religion and anyone who follows it is damned to eternal hell fire" or "Evolution is a vile, satanist religion and anyone who follows it is a vile terrorist"). Most of the users appear to be from Europe, which may explain why the Christian parodying and attacks on the United States often go unedited."

~ Conservapedia on Uncyclopedia

"This will hardly be a copy of Uncyclopedia, considering Uncyclopedia is terrible and isn't funny at all."

~ Madmonkey24 on wanting to create "Anticyclopedia."

"Where you can create your kind of satire and use the term "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS DICK, ASS AND TITS without being somewhat harrassed by High School Musical fans. EAST HIGH WILDCATS EAT SHIT!

~ IAN LOPEZ MUST BE BUSY WRITING HIS OWN ARTICLE HERE IN THIS RED/BLUE LINK.

"THESE GUYS ARE RACIST THEY LET ALL KINDS OPF WEBSITES SAY ABOUT JEWS AND BLACK S BUT DO U ESEE THEM REMOVED NO I DONT MAYBE I AM NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH??? WHAT A RACIST BASTARDS."

~ 166.102.104.27 on Uncyclopedia

"Pure trash."

~ Roman Dog Bird on Uncyclopedia
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