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Weeks Beginning March 13thish

Threefold Nomination

Just an IP here, but may I please call your attention to this UnNews story, this image, and this sound file. One of the VfD criteria is plagiarism. The story is cited in the article, but citing sources doesn't pay the bills, and having read the story myself I'm not sure if it meets the "transformativeness" test of fair use. The image was sporked from some website and is in all probability copyrighted. The sound file is just a reading of the plagiarized article. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Sadly we have no real 'law' against sporking, providing it is modified (which it is). Images and sound files can similarly count towards this. I'll have a fiddle and see if it can be made more original. Have you thought of getting an account?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:01, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Week Beginning February 27

UnScripts:Superman's first adventure

Hey. I know that I just wrote this article, but I'm fearing it may be a copyright violation. Though I've listed my source at the end, I still don't know if that's enough. To be clear, this is not a request for deletion, but just me inquiring whether it's a copyright violation meriting deletion or not. --Scofield 13:56, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

On second thought, forget about it. I think this'll do. The poopsmith lounge is not the right place for these discussions anyways. --Scofield 18:36, March 13, 2011 (UTC)


Hi. I know I'm a regular, but I can't add a {{vfd}} template to this article due to an edit filter. Any help ? Thanks. Coronium's signature 19:15, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

I took the liberty of replacing incidences of 'papa smurf' with variations on 'idiot'. I didn't think anyone would mind. And I nominated it. I hope you don't mind that, either. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:25, 28 February 2011
Cool, thanks. Any idea why 'papa smurf' is on the edit filter ? Coronium's signature 19:33, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
Some idiot used that term, and it ain't one other folks use. Probably why most things get added... idiots. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:37, 28 February 2011

Week beginning January 16th (til end of February)

Regular Show

Can someone VFD Regular Show? It's just a bunch of unfunny dick and masturbation jokes. YleerFPI 23:14, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Don't think it quite makes the grade, the fact that it is a real show, and that it is not just sex jokes means that it is probably something not quite appropriate for VFD. Could od with extensive work, so I've slapped a re-write tag on it. Maybe this could be a project for you?--Sycamore (Talk) 09:48, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

October 2010 - early January 2011

Michigan Technological University This is schoolcruft plus listcruft, being developed mostly for the authors' collective vanity. It was being worked on by two guys tonight, but hasn't been for a year by anyone with an actual username, so I can't complain to an "author" and no one has a watch list with which to see any changes on the talk page. Why not take it straight to VFD? It's got a couple great pictures and a couple great lines. For example, the information on the dearth of attractive women could be pulled together into a great section. The college is in the remote western section of Michigan's relatively unpopulated Upper Peninsula, and that could set the stage for not-your-typical college article. If you concur, a thirty-day template again would be fine. Spıke Ѧ 03:37 9-Dec-10

I also think it has a some amusing parts - for me it looks like something that needs work, but there's funny in there. Sadly I can't really put a Fix template on so old an article - it's also not really terrible in the way the Jesus one you put here was. I'll leave a note on the talkpage, tag it for a cleanup etc and remove anything resembling vanity.--Sycamore (Talk) 07:00, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Concur. Spıke Ѧ 10:20 9-Dec-10 PS--Actually, gave it the first big shove myself this morning. Spıke Ѧ 13:13 9-Dec-10

Awesome:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:24, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish A user named Christianity Is The One True Faith creates an article with the above title. As Aleister in Chains and I discuss tonight on both our talk pages: When ridiculing extreme politics or extreme religion, you have to be very good to avoid giving the impression you are offering opinions that extremists use in dead seriousness. This guy isn't very good, and is downright coy in response. I do not know why he wrote this, but I doubt that it was to make people laugh. Too new for VFD, but keep an eye on it. Spıke Ѧ 03:35 3-Dec-10

Given thirty days to change. I agree this is basically Christian propaganda, but not really VFDable yet.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:28, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Goemon:_Mystical_Ninja Dreadful. Please kill.Thanks. Myocardialinfarction 23:59, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Is there a specific reason why you brought it here rather than nominated in on VFD?--Sycamore (Talk) 20:47, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

August 2010

Hey sir, there's a crap article called Lw v. Order. I tried to edit it, but it turned more into shit. So I was wondering if you can help me delete it? Reply

--IronMan 20:42, August 12, 2010 (UTC)IronMan

Looks pretty bad; I'll VFD it. From now on, don't add the tag unless you've got the article on VFD. Saberwolf116 22:41, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hello Poopsmith. There's an article called Shit Pie, and I want to delete it because its an unfunny peice of shit (don't believe me, then look at it you'll see what I mean), but the nominations for deletion is full. Please reply to that article.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 18:11, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

It looks fine to me. Perhaps a rewrite tag? Saberwolf116 23:54, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, there are some really bad bits in that article, but it could probably use a big cleanup rather then deletion.--HM (T) 23:59, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

July 2010

Vincent the Salmon

Nom nom nom. Vincent_the_Salmon. v.v. bad. Myocardialinfarction 05:59, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

March and early April, 2010

The Altair v1.2

I did not laugh once --Killerdaniel 17:32, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Rolf Harris

I don't think it's that bad - and we need an article on Rolf as he's the greatest singer-songwriter to have ever lived. If anyone disagrees, they are wrong. Maybe we should leave it and hope people add more funny? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:54, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Hmm... I like it... Is it okay for me to just archive this without adding it to VFD? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:41, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Webster Transitional School

These two kids are competent writers, good at coding an Uncyclopedia article, and one at least has even read UN:HTBFANJS. But I've advised them, on the article's talk page, that articles such as this one about their middle school in Cedarburg, Wisconsin inevitably wind up on VFD, and to please work on something that anyone cares about. (No development in 6 days; maybe they took it to heart.) Spıke Ѧ 17:53 18-Mar-10 to UN:VFD Spıke Ѧ 00:37 26-Mar-10

Sept. 09 - Feb. 10

poop poop poop pooop

Black Helicopter


You might clear some stuff on VFD, because its up to 16 active noms. --TrekCaptain 20:22, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

All of which are currently active so we poopsmiths can't do anything. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:35, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
If you wondering, I reason I list the number active noms is due to the rule against 20 or more active noms. If a new nomination will raise the number of total noms over 20, I mention that to protect myself from an admin error. --Mn-z 21:42, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Or you could just accept the ban you so rightfully deserve for wanting to kill the crap on Uncyclopedia. What's wrong with you?! How dare you try to improve the site's quality! :P MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:54, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Stopped by for a rest

Don't mind me, I just wanted somewhere to sit down and rest for a few minutes. Coffee? Thanks. Look, I brought some donuts, have some. Aleister in Chains 14:04 12 Feb. MMX

I wouldn't sit there if I were you. Mind the... Oh dear. Too late. I will get a tissue shovel. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:29, Feb 12

September 2009

August 2009

Umm... I can't believe somebody used it... You're the first guy in a really long time. Do you want a prize? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:58, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
I would very much like a prize. But one is not necessary. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 23:40, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
I can edit the VFD now, thanks - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 12:00, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Hmm - what do we have that we can give him/her as a prize...? I think Sycamore left some pies in the fridge - they're a bit hairy and distinctly green, but we don't have the resources that the admins have. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:04, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
I was gonna give him a picture of Orly Taitz. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:21, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

July 2009

June 2009

May 2009

Bono - I thought I reverted a blanker, but can't figure out if it's worth reverting to anything, stamping a steamroller on it, to put an ICU on it or maybe just VFD it. Anyone care to think about it in stead of me who has a caffeine withdrawal headache? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 11:11, 8 May

I did a quick check, and there was a better version in the article history. I would say its not quite delete worthy, but it did have a rewrite tag which I left on it. Also, the article is too old for ICU, which is only for articles under 7 days old.--Mnb'z 14:10, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I agree - the current version is bad, but not that bad. Parts are even not too bad, so leaving it with the rewrite tag (you never know, someone might take up the challenge) is likely to be the best option. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:50, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

April 2009

March 2009

February 2009 sometime


In case anybody checks this page: I find the article Viniggerville extremely unfunny. If you're going to do racism, at least do it right. I presume I'm not allowed to nominate it for VFD as an IP. – 10:03, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

I agree, it's pretty lousy - I'll see what I can do... The second thing about being an IP - why not get an account, its free and its good fun. Hope to see you about:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:31, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Cook Children

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Sorry, I absolutely can't see ANY humour in that one. And except the wicked witch in Hansel and Gretel, I'm sure nobody else does. Some topics are just.. well, too much of a mouthful, I guess... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cheshirecat1976 (talk • contribs)

Hmm, I guess you are not a fan of that style of humour... We have worse than that I assure you. It's very rare to see an article deleted because it's "sick" (though it does happen)... My feeling is that this one would be kept. If you did want to nominate it yourself, feel free to do so, but I'm fairly sure of the result... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:53, Feb 15
Although the discussion is pretty old (and concluded) I'll just say that I agree with MrN9000.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:48, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Me too. It's not that sick compared to others (ie; Cancer Porn) and pretty funny in parts. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:30, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Week of 11f Aushitis it that time already?

  • Superboi eye-rape that I don't want to expose the VFD crowd to. Ok, basically, I took a stupid perverted article, and said to myself, "maybe it would be funny if I changed the gender of the subject matter". Turns out it was a bad idea. I used to think it had some irony to it, but now, I think its just E.D. style eye-rape. Basically, I'd prefer to have the article QVFD'd if possible. --Mnbvcxz 07:38, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
    Hmm. Well you created it. If you want it deleted, just put it on QVFD saving "author request", it will be deleted because you created it. This article would probably be kept if it were put on VFD. Yea, there are some bits of it which could use to be stripped out. You could probably do it yourself in a few mins now you know what you are doing... ;) Some of it is just kinda odd, and does not really fit. It's not pants however and as such should not be removed. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:10, Jan 9
    I think I might have over-reacted in a bit and got too prudish. However, I did do some significant changes (reversion) to the counterpart to this. I have learned that long articles on perverted subjects aren't funny. So right now, I'm leaning toward keep and put it back in line with the supergirl article if and when I get around to it. --Mnbvcxz 05:48, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Shaggy's thesis Vanity page. Only appeals to small subset of people with substandard sense of humor. Delete and set those disc sectors free..-- 11:50, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
    Ineligible - was Construction Tagged at the time of this lounge nom. If the tag is removed without improvement, bring it back here. As it is, it can either improve, or get deleted in 7 days per the maintenance tag on it. Actually, the author did try to blank it just now, so I explained the options to him as well. But yeah, no VFD for construction tagged articles, thanks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:14, Aug 13
Now you are talking bollocks! (only joking) I think this would be kept. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:46, Oct 14
Not sure about this one. I suspect it might be kept. Maybe... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:46, Oct 14
Nope. That is too new, and been tagged for expansion anyway... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:46, Oct 14

JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 23:53, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Week of 13nd June-ly

It does appear to lack humour. The author is still working on this though, so I'm not going to move this one over to VFD myself. Why not contact the author yourself and have a word? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:08, Jul 8
No, actually. In the extremely unlikely event that I was ever bestowed with a ban stick, I can assure you all that it would mostly just be used for banning Cajek.

Week of 14th April

Week of 6th April

  • Thatcherism and Coventry - I randomly found both of these, and since I'm all n00by and stuff, I don't know if they're VFD material or not. I was told to go here for that sorta thing. - © 17:47 Apr 8
It's always hard to tell what would happen when an article is put on VFD. I think both have some merit, so for now, I will not put them up. If it gets slow later on I might if they are not improved on. Cheers. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:29, Apr 8

Week of 2nd March

Sometimes stuff like this gets kept, but I will pop it on if VFD gets slow... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:40, Apr 3
Sometimes stuff like this gets kept, but I will pop it on if VFD gets slow... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:40, Apr 3

Week of 17th February

I'm not sure this is what the Poopsmiths lounge should be used for Luvvy, but I have fixed it now... It was something to do with the TIP tag... It's fine now. Not a great article, but probably not VFD material. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:03, Feb 19
Well, I'm a n00b for now. And I really didn't come up with something else. Maybe It could use a rewrite tab? Ah, but I'm wasting space here... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Week of 10th February

Time now for a random page hunt

  • X-Rays - random and stupid
  • First Council of Nicaea - not funny
  • Stir frying - ranom stupid and short
    • Has some idea to it. Add it yourself if you wish, but don't think I will... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:24, Feb 18
  • [[B-it]] - crap, random
  • Biology - Not Funny
    • Not VFD. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:24, Feb 18
  • Rain forest Stupid random and short
    • This one is so random, and perhaps in a good way, I think it would have a chance of making it through VFD. Feel free to put it on yourself if you wish. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:15, Feb 18
  • Cheese Jesus - listy and not really funny. Some of the pics are good though
    • Not great, but not VFD in my view. Add it yourself if ya like... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:15, Feb 18
  • Synthpop - short, not funny
  • Beautiful People - short, not funny
  • Dread Pirate Roberts - Not funny
  • King Brutus XVIII - Short, not funny

End Random Page Hunt--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:55, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

  • Insomnia - Not exactly a coherent article, just random nonsense in hopes of a few laughs in the form of oneliners, which means the article lacks both quality and quantity, not to mention the quasi-encyclopaedic tone that makes for proper hilarity... (This of course is a n00b opinion, but better to speak up somewhere) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:57, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Traffic cop is short, unimaginative and not in the least funny. The article could use a steamroller. ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:20, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Cream the Rabbit - No. I guess those other two are decent, but this one is pretty terrible. There is nothing to understand, it's just random blather and name dropping. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:46, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
    • Personally, and from what I have seen on VFD recently, I think this article would have a very good chance of surviving. It's too random in places, but I think it just needs some work. If a very experienced Admin does not think this should be on VFD, then I am not going to argue with him... Feel free to put it onto the VFD page when a space becomes available, but I don't think I will be moving this one on myself. Also, there should not be a VFD tag on this article until it's actually on the page. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:09, Feb 11
  • Uncyclopedia:CVP - Obsolete. It's already possible to protect a title, even if this page does not exist, and titles locked due to pre-2006 incidents should not be being kept locked forever except in very rare circumstances. -- 21:30, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
    • Um, not sure this is the correct place to try and get this done... Talk to an Admin if you have a problem with CVP or maybe even make a post in the dump. There is no way I'm putting CVP onto the VFD page. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:33, Feb 11
  • 1-18-08 - A pretty random article with total randomness and pictures of what the monster really is, Passion of the Christ 3 does Cloverfield way, way better. --Uncognito 08:11, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Week of Chaos 13th, 3174 YOLD

Week of 31st December

Week of 17th December, as the last few weeks have obviously melded into one

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