Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise

Welcome to the 6th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.
The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archive for the results from past competitions.

Winners

Best Article

Grand Champion: The Gathering Horror by Cap'n Ben

1st runner up: Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) by Mrthejazz

2nd runner up: Interpretive Death by The Thinker

Honorable Mentions: Gemini, Observational Comedy, Pulitzer Prize, Epic poetry, Physics Act of 1707

Best Noob Article

Grand Champion: Sweatshop (humanitarian institution) by ShuaDaddy

1st runner up: Pontius Pilates by Hyperbole

2nd runner up: Tom O'Dell by Cheapinitreal

Honorable Mentions: Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band, Prerecorded Friends

Best Alt. Namespace Article

Grand Champion: UnTunes:White trash girl by Modusoperandi

1st runner up: How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show by Mhaille (tie)

2nd runner up: Polar Express by Cajek

Honorable Mentions: HowTo:Be a surfer, UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead, UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school

Best Illustrated Article

Grand Champion: The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! by The UnIdiot

1st runner up: 11-Wide by RAHB

2nd runner up: Sausage party by Zombiebaron

Honorable Mentions: UnBooks:Where's the White House?, RoxNews

Best Rewrite

Grand Champion: Sania Mirza by 15Mickey20

1st runner up: HowTo:Be A Supervillain by Under user

2nd runner up: Driving in Bucharest by Heerenveen and Rock lobster by Hyperbole

Honorable Mentions: Mini, Heath Ledger, BBC

Competition Wrap-Up

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article

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1. The Gathering Horror - 13
2. Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) - 10
3. Interpretive Death - 9
4. Gemini - 5
5. Observational Comedy, Pulitzer Prize - 3
6. Epic poetry, Physics Act of 1707 - 1

Best Noob Article

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1. Sweatshop (humanitarian institution) - 14
2. Pontius Pilates - 13
3. Tom O'Dell - 9
4. Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band - 5
5. Prerecorded Friends - 4

Best Alt. Namespace Article

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1. UnTunes:White trash girl - 14
2. How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show - 12
3. Polar Express - 8
4. HowTo:Be a surfer, UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead - 3
5. UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school - 1

Best Illustrated

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1. The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! - 15
2. 11-Wide - 11
3. Sausage party - 10
4. UnBooks:Where's the White House? - 5
5. RoxNews - 1

Best Rewrite

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1. Sania Mirza - 13
2. HowTo:Be A Supervillain - 11
3. Driving in Bucharest, Rock lobster - 5
4. Mini - 4
5. Heath Ledger - 2
6. BBC - 1