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|[[User:DJ Irreverent/UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old|UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old]]
 
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|[[User:Wompguinea|Wompguinea]]
 
|[[User:Wompguinea/Mousse|Mousse]]
 
|The exciting world of Mousse Mulching
 
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|[[Synchronized car bombing|Original Article]]
 
|[[User:GopherKiller/Synchronized car bombing|Synchronized Car Bombing]]
 
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Revision as of 06:35, February 10, 2008

Welcome to the 5th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.
The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archive for the results from past competitions.

Winners

Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Marie Curie by An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

1st runner up: The Baker's Dozen by Modusoperandi

2nd runner up: If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS by Mhaille

Honorable Mentions: Selective Inbreeding, Harry Hill

Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old by DJ Irreverent

1st runner up: HowTo:Create a Commercially Successful Indie Band by Fag

2nd runner up: The Roman Gods by Mou

Honorable Mentions: Why?:You Shouldn't Read Books, Peptojizmol, Concentration Sixy-four, Mousse

Best Alt. Namespace Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face by Modusoperandi

1st runner up: UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog by Thekillerfroggy and UnBooks:The Judge Sentenced Me To Write This Fucking Book by Zombiebaron (tie)

2nd runner up: UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 by Shandon

Honorable Mentions: UnScripts:Death of a Script Monkey, HowTo:Fix a Guitar

Best Illustrated Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Segue: a monologue by Modusoperandi

1st runner up: UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story by Zombiebaron

2nd runner up: Horatio Hornblower by Mhaille

Honorable Mentions: Übermensch, Crank that (Soulja Boy)

Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Dude by THEDUDEMAN

1st runner up: Paris Hilton by 15Mickey20

2nd runner up: Girls Gone Wilde by Zombiebaron

Honorable Mentions: Angry German Kid, Synchronized Car Bombing

Competition Wrap-Up

Congratulations to Uncyclopedia on having the lowest PLS turn-out yet!

Our results and scores are still being figured out for one category. Despite this, all five winners will still get their promised grand prize of the Poet Lowrate template on their userpage and $20. In order to claim this prize, email our good friend and benefactor Sannse for the details. Congratulations to these people, and to the runner-ups, and to everyone who entered. All who entered can move their articles to the mainspace now.

Thank you to all the competitors, thank you to all of the judges, thanks to Sannse for personally ponying up and providing us the bling, and thanks to יהוה who really made all of this possible. It has been a pleasure being your PLS organizer. Hotadmin4u69 [TALK]

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article


  1. Marie Curie – 14
  2. The Baker's Dozen – 12
  3. If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS – 10
  4. Selective Inbreeding – 6
  5. Harry Hill – 3

Best Noob Article


  1. UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old – 15
  2. HowTo:Create a Commercially Successful Indie Band – 12
  3. The Roman Gods – 9
  4. Peptojizmol – 3
  5. Why?:You Shouldn't Read Books – 2
  6. Concentration Sixy-four – 1
  7. Mousse - 1

Best Alt. Namespace Article


  1. Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face – 13
  2. UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog – 10
  3. UnBooks:The Judge Sentenced Me To Write This Fucking Book – 10
  4. UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 – 9
  5. UnScripts:Death of a Script Monkey – 2
  6. HowTo:Fix a Guitar - 1

Best Illustrated


  1. Segue: a monologue – 15
  2. UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story – 10
  3. Horatio Hornblower – 9
  4. Übermensch – 8
  5. Crank that (Soulja Boy) – 3

Best Rewrite


  1. Dude – 15
  2. Paris Hilton – 12
  3. Girls Gone Wilde – 9
  4. Angry German Kid – 6
  5. Synchronized Car Bombing – 3
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