Welcome to the 10nd Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo LitArchives for the results from past competitions.
What is the Poo Lit Surprise?
A writing competition held on Uncyclopedia for a small cash prize. It is designed to jump-start writing quality at Uncyclopedia. After the previous eight competitions, a significant number of featured articles for the following month(s) were from the PLS, and it could be argued that the overall quality of featured articles increased.
Who can enter and what are the rules?
All registered members of Uncyclopedia are encouraged to enter, though a few conditions and limitations apply. Judges are barred from entering the competition (see here for the list of judges). Non-noobs (people who've been here longer than 3 months) cannot enter the "Best Article By a Noob" category, and noobs are not restricted to the "Best Article By a Noob" category. A checkuser will be run to ensure that no supposed "noobs" are sockpuppets of existing users. Sockpuppet accounts will be disqualified and banned.
You may enter only once for each category (for which you are eligible; one article per category per person). An article may only be entered in one category, and it must fit within the requirements of a particular category. You may not change three words and the title of an article to make it eligible for another category; such behavior will result in both articles being disqualified. Additionally, in previous competitions, collaborations were permitted. However, due to a lack of collaboration submissions and complicating rules, collaborations are no longer permitted.
All about Indians, and not Native Americans.Tthe article Real Indians was the original one, but I think fucked up with the title bad, and this is my first time writing down stuff (never hit so many keys before!). So, you've all the right to kick me in my balls. I'm the real n00b!
I've been meaning to write an article with this title for ages. Hopefully I can get the majority of it done this weekend, seeing as I have no homework and nothing else to do. Edit: Finally done. —UnführerGuildyRittervonGuildensternenstein 05:07, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Had the title in mind for months, this gives me a deadline to not write it again. (Update: Brought it up to a semi-good place just before the bell sounded. So there it sits, whistling and shuffling its feet.)
Not sure if I did this right. I edited it all a bit before I realised it had to go to my user space. Ive moved what was already edited by me. Not sure if this is an example template or if I am supposed to actually fill this all out. --Shabidoo 23:55, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
This is going to be the best article called 'Beard' Uncyclopedia has ever seen! Apologies - Unfortunately circumstances have meant I've had no time to spend on this. I will complete the rewrite as promised on VFD.