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<center>'''Welcome to the 14th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.'''<br>The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or [[User:Romartus|me]] for any questions or concerns. See the [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise/archive3|Poo Lit Archive]] for the results from past competitions.</center><br>
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==Winners==
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===Best Article===
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[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Grand Champion: [[User:Captain_gull/Stairs|Stairs]] by {{U|Captain gull}}'''
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'''Update:''' All articles are now in the main article namespace. Feel free to nominate your favorite articles and images at [[VFH]] and [[VFP]]!
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<big>Runner up: [[User:Nikau/Dag Hammarskjöld|Dag Hammarskjöld]] by {{U|Nikau}}</big>
   
The articles are written, the votes are tallied and the first ever Uncyclopedia Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition is now over! We had over forty participants and nearly fifty (non-disqualified) articles in total, which marks the first PLS a resounding success. Thanks to the judges for plowing through a metric ton of <s>blathering nonsense</s> sparkling prose, and of course to the writers, because without them we could keep our money. The competition was fierce; in all three of the categories one extra vote could potentially have swayed the results. Without further ado, the following are the winners and honorable mentions of the Poo Lit Surprise...
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Honorable third place shared by {{u|SPIKE|Spike}} with [[Lava lamp]] and {{u|Gerrycheevers}} with [[User:Gerrycheevers/tornado|tornado]]
   
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===Best Rewrite===
   
<big>Best Illustrated Article</big><br/>
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[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big> '''Grand Champion for Best ReWrite: [[Brick]] by {{u|SPIKE|Spike}}''' </big>
'''Winner:'''
 
:'''[[user:Hindleyite/Age of Umpires|Age of Umpires]]''' by [[user:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]]
 
   
'''Honorable Mentions:'''
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<big>Runner up: {{u|ScottPat}} with [[User:ScottPat/Politics|Politics]] </big>
:'''[[user:Spintherism/The Cold War|The Cold War]]''' by [[user:Spintherism|Spintherism]]
 
:'''[[Water powered bus]]''' by [[user:Spang|Spang]]
 
   
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Honorable third place mention for {{u|Nikau}} with [[Jizzlam]]
   
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No entries for Best Collaboration in this competition.
   
<big>Best Rewrite</big><br/>
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==Awards by default (only one entry)==
'''Winner:'''
 
:'''[[user:Spintherism/Metrosexual|Metrosexual]]''' by [[user:Spintherism|Spintherism]], based on [[Metrosexual]]
 
   
'''Honorable Mentions:'''
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[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Champion for Best Noob Article''': [[User:Ye Blacke Adder/Muslim Sisterhood|Muslim Sisterhood]] by {{U|Ye Blacke Adder}}'''
:'''[[user:Claudius Prime/William Wordsworth|William Wordsworth]]''' by [[user:Claudius Prime|Claudius Prime]], based on [[Wordsworth]]
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:'''[[user:Bear/Fozzie Bear|Fozzie Bear]]''' by [[user:Bear|Bear]], based on [[Fozzie Bear]]
 
   
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[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Champion for Best Illustrated Article''': [[User:Snarglefoop/Flying toasters|Flying toasters]] by {{u|Snarglefoop}} </big>
   
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==Competition Wrap-Up==
   
<big>Best Article</big><br/>
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Once again the quality of entries for 2014 was very impressive. Thanks once again to {{u|Anton199}} for agreeing to be a judge this year.
'''Winner:'''
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The entries for Best Noob Article and Best Illustrated Article both deserved to win their categories even without no competition.
:'''[[user:Iritscen/The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins|The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins]]''' by [[user:Iritscen|Iritscen]]
 
   
'''Honorable Mentions:'''
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--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 18:07, October 18, 2014 (UTC)
:'''[[user:RadicalX/Segregation|Segregation]]''' by [[user:RadicalX|RadicalX]]
 
:'''[[user:EvilZak/Internet (video game)|Internet (video game)]]''' by [[user:EvilZak|EvilZak]]
 
   
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Our three winners will receive the esteemed title of [[template:Poet Lowrate|Poet Lowrate]] for the [[Order of Uncyclopedia]], as well as an Amazon e-certificate for $10<s>00</s>. Our runners-up will get warm admiration. Thank you all for participating!
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Full list of submissions:
 
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'''Best Article'''<small>
 
*'''[[User:Mr_Gridenko/Robinson_Crusoe|Robinson Crusoe]]''' ([[user:Mr Gridenko|Mr Gridenko]])
 
*'''[[User:Modusoperandi/UnCon|UnCon]]''' ([[user:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]])
 
*'''[[User:RadicalX/Segregation|Segregation]]''' ([[user:RadicalX|RadicalX]])
 
*'''[[User:BeavisTheSaviour/HowTo:See if You are OCD|HowTo:See if You are OCD]]''' ([[User:BeavisTheSaviour|BeavisTheSavior]])
 
*'''[[User:Zim ulator/UnNews - Greek Prime Minister target by perv|UnNews - Greek Prime Minister target by perv]]''' ([[User:Zim_ulator|Zim_ulator]])
 
*'''[[User:Spintherism/Fashion_Police|Fashion Police]]''' ([[user:Spintherism|Spintherism]])
 
*'''[[User:Dzugavili/Don_Cherry|Don Cherry]]''' ([[user:Dzugavili|Dzugavili]])
 
*'''[[User:Waghlon/Polesitting|Polesitting]]''' ([[user:Waghlon|Waghlon]])
 
*'''[[User:Tompkins/Vanity|Vanity]]''' ([[user:Tompkins|Tompkins]])
 
*'''[[User:DocM/Sword of the Kings: The Legend of the Man in the Yellow Hat|Sword of the Kings: The Legend of the Man in the Yellow Hat]]''' ([[user:DocM|DocM]])
 
*'''[[User:Vollsa/Priests|Priests]]''' ([[user:Vollsa|Vollsa]])
 
*'''[[User:Conniption/Invasion|Invasion]]''' ([[user:Conniption|Conniption]])
 
*'''[[User:Mindsunwound/Man Babies|Man Babies]]''' ([[user:Mindsunwound|Minduswound]])
 
*'''[[User:EvilZak/Internet (video game)|Internet (video game)]]''' ([[user:EvilZak|EvilZak]])
 
*'''[[User:JSF99/High Five|High Five]]''' ([[user:JSF99|JSF99]])
 
*'''[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Beelzebub|Beelzebub]]''' ([[user:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]])
 
*'''[[User:Claudius Prime/Catherine the Great|Catherine the Great]]''' ([[user:Claudius Prime|Claudius Prime]])
 
*'''[[User:So So/Dissociative Identity Disorder|Dissociative Identity Disorder]]''' ([[user:So So|So So]])
 
*'''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy/Bouncy_Castle|Bouncy Castle]]''' ([[user:Hardwick Fundlebuggy|Hardwick Fundlebuggy]])
 
*'''[[Asylum]]''' ([[user:Jack mort|Jack mort]])
 
*'''[[User:Bear/The_Root_of_All_Evil|The Root of All Evil]]''' ([[user:Bear|Bear]])
 
*'''[[User:Railcgun/Dropping the Soap|Dropping the Soap]]''' ([[user:Railcgun|Railcgun]])
 
*'''[[User:DJ_Ultimus/Integration|Integration]]''' ([[user:DJ Ultimus|DJ Ultimus]])
 
*'''[[User:Iritscen/The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins|The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins]]''' ([[user:Iritscen|Iritscen]])
 
*'''[[User:Doug/Perfect Disaster|Perfect Disaster]]''' ([[user:Doug|Doug]])
 
*'''[[User:Green_meklar/Master of Orion II|Master of Orion II]]''' ([[user:Green meklar|Green meklar]])
 
*'''[[User:Savethemooses/Pontius Pilot|Pontius Pilot]]''' ([[user:Savethemooses|Savethemooses]])
 
*'''[[User:Spooner/Invisia|Invisia]]''' ([[user:Spooner|Spooner]])
 
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Judging guidelines: none, just pick the best overall articles
 
 
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'''Best Rewrite'''<small>
 
*'''[[User:El Jaber/Blog|Blog]]''' based on [[Blog]] ([[user:El Jaber|El Jaber]])
 
*'''[[User:Bradaphraser/yahoo|Yahoo]]''' based on [[Yahoo!]] ([[user:Bradaphraser|Bradaphraser]])
 
*'''[[User:Hugorudd/Digital_Television|Digital Television]]''' based on [[Digital Television]] ([[user:Hugorudd|Hugorudd]])
 
*'''[[User:Spintherism/Metrosexual|Metrosexual]]''' based on [[Metrosexual]] ([[user:Spintherism|Spintherism]])
 
*'''[[User:Thraeryn/New_car_smell|New car smell]]''' based on [[user:Thraeryn/Old New car smell|New car smell]] ([[user:Thraeryn|Thraeryn]])
 
*'''[[User:Famine/Gimli|Gimli]]''' based on [[Gimli]] ([[user:Famine|Famine]])
 
*'''[[User:Syndrome/North|North]]''' based on [[North]] ([[user:Syndrome|Syndrome]])
 
*'''[[User:Bear/Fozzie Bear|Fozzie Bear]]''' based on [[Fozzie Bear]] ([[user:Bear|Bear]])
 
*'''[[User:Zoos/Planet|Planet]]''' based on [[Planet]] ([[user:Zoos|Zoos]])
 
*'''[[User:Claudius Prime/William Wordsworth|William Wordsworth]]''' based on [[Wordsworth]] ([[user:Claudius Prime|Claudius Prime]])
 
*'''[[User:PiOfFive/DNA|DNA]]''' Based on [[DNA]] ([[user:PiOfFive|PiOfFive]])
 
*'''[[User:Mindsunwound/Euroipods|Euroipods]]''' based on [[Euroipods]] ([[User:Mindsunwound|Minduswound]])
 
*<s>'''[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Edit counting|Edit counting]]''' based on [http://chronarion.org/unmeta/index.php?title=Edit_counting&oldid=2057 This old edit of an UnMeta page]</s> ([[user:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]]) not a rewrite of an uncyclopedia article >> </small>''disqualified''<small>
 
*'''[[User:Keitei/Anus language|Anus language]]''' based on [[Anus language]] ([[user:Keitei|Keitei]])
 
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Judging guidelines: submissions will be judged on how well they improve the content being rewritten, so the value of a submission is based on the changes the writer makes, not the final product.
 
 
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'''Best Illustrated Article'''<small>
 
*'''[[User:AtionSong/The Justice League|The Justice League]]''' based on [[The Justice League]] ([[user:AtionSong|AtionSong]])
 
*'''[[User:Spintherism/The Cold War|The Cold War]]''' based on [[Cold War]] ([[user:Spintherism|Spintherism]])
 
*'''[[User:Alia_kenobi/Obi-Doll|Obi-Doll]]''' ([[user:Alia kenobi|Alia kenobi]])
 
*'''[[User:LinkTGF/I_Think_Satan_Likes_Your_Mom|I Think Satan Likes Your Mom]]''' based on [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=I_Think_Satan_Likes_Your_Mom&oldid=651815 ITSLYM] ([[user:LinkTGF|LinkTGF]])
 
*'''[[User:Hindleyite/Age of Umpires|Age of Umpires]]''' ([[user:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]])
 
*'''[[User:Mindsunwound/Puppy Luff|Puppy Luff]]''' ([[User:Mindsunwound|Mindsunwound]])
 
*'''[[User:Spang/Water powered bus|Water powered bus]]''' based on [[Water Powered Bus]] ([[user:Spang|Spang]])
 
*<s>'''<nowiki>[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Lord Voldemort|Lord Voldemort]]</nowiki>'''</s> ([[user:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]]) did not follow category guidelines >> </small>''disqualified''<small>
 
*'''[[User:Surreal Hamster/International Emo Week|International Emo Week]]''' ([[user:Surreal Hamster|Surreal Hamster]])
 
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Judging guidelines: submissions will primarily be judged on the quality of the images and the value they add to the article. Though the style of writing is not the ''main'' focus, it must not be neglected. The use of an image as an adjunct [http://webster.com/dictionary/adjunct (definition)] to the article rather than an addition will improve an article's chances of winning.<br>
 
With rewrites it is not enough to simply add images and a few uninspired lines to an already-existing article. The writer must have added most of the value.
 
 
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Latest revision as of 07:00, October 19, 2014

Welcome to the 14th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.
The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archive for the results from past competitions.

edit Winners

edit Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Stairs by Captain gull

Runner up: Dag Hammarskjöld by Nikau

Honorable third place shared by Spike with Lava lamp and Gerrycheevers with tornado

edit Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion for Best ReWrite: Brick by Spike

Runner up: ScottPat with Politics

Honorable third place mention for Nikau with Jizzlam

No entries for Best Collaboration in this competition.

edit Awards by default (only one entry)

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Champion for Best Noob Article: Muslim Sisterhood by Ye Blacke Adder

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Champion for Best Illustrated Article: Flying toasters by Snarglefoop

edit Competition Wrap-Up

Once again the quality of entries for 2014 was very impressive. Thanks once again to Anton199 for agreeing to be a judge this year. The entries for Best Noob Article and Best Illustrated Article both deserved to win their categories even without no competition.

--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:07, October 18, 2014 (UTC)


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