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<center>'''Welcome to the 10nd Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.'''<br>Consult the talk page or [[User:Sycamore|me]] for any questions or concerns. See the [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise/archive1|Poo Lit]] [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise/archive2|Archives]] for the results from past competitions.</center><br>
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<center>'''Welcome to the 13th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.'''<br>Consult the talk page or [[User:Romartus|me]] for any questions or concerns. See the [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise/archive1|Poo Lit]] [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise/archive3|Archives]] for the results from past competitions.</center><br>
   
 
==The competition==
 
==The competition==
 
===What is the Poo Lit Surprise?===
 
===What is the Poo Lit Surprise?===
 
[[image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|130px|right]]
 
[[image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|130px|right]]
A writing competition held on Uncyclopedia for a small cash prize. It is designed to jump-start writing quality at Uncyclopedia. After the previous eight competitions, a significant number of featured articles for the following month(s) were from the PLS, and it could be argued that the overall quality of featured articles increased.
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A writing competition held on Uncyclopedia for a <s>small cash prize</s> selection of incredibly sharp kitchen knives and a fabulous garden strimmer. It is designed to jump-start writing quality at Uncyclopedia. After the previous eight competitions, a significant number of featured articles for the following month(s) were from the PLS, and it could be argued that the overall quality of featured articles increased.
   
 
===Who can enter and what are the rules?===
 
===Who can enter and what are the rules?===
All registered members of Uncyclopedia are encouraged to enter, though a few conditions and limitations apply. Judges are barred from entering the competition ([[User:Sycamore/PLS/Scoring|see here]] for the list of judges). Non-noobs (people who've been here longer than 3 months) cannot enter the "Best Article By a Noob" category, and noobs are not restricted to the "Best Article By a Noob" category. A checkuser will be run to ensure that no supposed "noobs" are sockpuppets of existing users. Sockpuppet accounts will be disqualified and banned.
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All registered members of Uncyclopedia are encouraged to enter, though a few conditions and limitations apply. Judges are barred from entering the category they are judging ([[User:Romartus/PLS/Scoring|see here]] for the list of judges). Non-noobs (people who've been here longer than 3 months) cannot enter the "Best Article By a Noob" category, and noobs are not restricted to the "Best Article By a Noob" category. A checkuser will be run to ensure that no supposed "noobs" are sockpuppets of existing users. Sockpuppet accounts will be disqualified, chopped into small manageable pieces and served with a light salad.
   
You may enter only once for each category (for which you are eligible; one article per category per person). An article may only be entered in one category, and it must fit within the requirements of a particular category. You may not change three words and the title of an article to make it eligible for another category; such behavior will result in both articles being disqualified. Additionally, in previous competitions, collaborations were permitted. However, due to a lack of collaboration submissions and complicating rules, collaborations are no longer permitted.
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You may enter only once for each category (for which you are eligible; one article per category per person). An article may only be entered in one category, and it must fit within the requirements of a particular category. You may not change three words and the title of an article to make it eligible for another category; such behaviour will result in both articles being disqualified. Collaborations have their own category. Collaboration are not permitted in any other category. Collaborative accounts are not permitted and a collaborative team may include a maximum of two users who are subject to all the same rules as participants of other categories.
   
Articles created prior to the competition cannot be submitted. Also, no plagiarism. Should we discover your work is not original, you will be disqualified. Using resources such as the [[Reefer Desk]], [[Image Request]], or [[Pee Review]] is forbidden. Users may, however, use [[User:Isra1337/vital|Vital]], [[Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process]], [[:Category:Rewrite]], [[Special:Wantedpages]], [[Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles]] and/or [[User:Jocke Pirat/Inspire|Inspire an Article]] to help get ''ideas''.
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Sockpuppetry or deception in the PLS is unacceptable and discovery will result in the entry being disqualified along with any other entries that user has submitted. Administrators should exercise their discretion in enforcing competition rules and any concerns should be reported to {{U|Romartus}}.
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'''Articles created prior to the competition cannot be submitted'''. Also, no plagiarism. Should we discover your work is not original, you will be disqualified. Resources such as the [[Reefer Desk]], [[Image Request]], or [[Pee Review]] are '''forbidden'''. Users are encouraged to use [[User:Isra1337/vital|Vital]], [[Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process]], [[:Category:Rewrite]], [[Special:Wantedpages]], [[Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles]] and/or [[User:Jocke Pirat/Inspire|Inspire an Article]] to get ''ideas''.
   
 
===When is the PLS going to be held? ===
 
===When is the PLS going to be held? ===
*From January 18thJanuary 31st, entries will be accepted.
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*From September 20thOctober 4th, entries will be accepted.
*'''From Febuary 1stFebuary 7th, entries will be locked and judged.'''
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*From October 4thOctober 11th, entries will be locked and judged.
*From Febuary 7th ― Febuary 13th, winners will be announced, articles will be moved into the mainspace, and all entries will be unlocked.
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*On October 12th, winners will be announced, articles will be moved into the mainspace, and all entries will be unlocked.
*Febuary 14th we will all go play Shinty.
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*October 12th to October 31st - Dance party
''(n.b.: all times are to be measured by UTC, and all phases of the contest end at midnight on the specified day; entries may be accepted at the discretion of {{U|Sycamore}})''
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''(n.b.: all times are to be measured by UTC, and all phases of the contest end at midnight on the specified day)''
   
 
===Where should I put my entry?===
 
===Where should I put my entry?===
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Between January 18h January 31st, you should post a link to your article in the entry section below and sign as you would a forum post or vote.
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Between Sept. 20 and October 4th, you should post a link to your article in the entry section below and sign as you would a forum post or vote.
 
 
If you're a paranoid, or afflicted with OCD, or just want to tell people to shove off until after the PLS, add {{tl|PLS-WIP}} to your entry.
 
If you're a paranoid, or afflicted with OCD, or just want to tell people to shove off until after the PLS, add {{tl|PLS-WIP}} to your entry.
   
===Trousers or Kilts?===
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===What's the fattest animal on Earth?===
[[Kilts]] please.
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{{Admin}}'s mom.
   
 
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See below if you still don't get it.
 
See below if you still don't get it.
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If you find yourself trying to list an entry before September 20th then you are doing it wrong and should try again AFTER September 20th when the weather will be more clement. In other words DON'T ADD ANY NEW ENTRIES UNTIL SEPTEMBER 20TH OR I WILL KILL YOU.
 
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==Entries==
 
==Entries==
===Best Main Namespace Article===
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===Best Article===
<small>Also simply known as "'''Best Article'''", this category is for articles which are not of an alternate namespace (i.e. UnBooks, HowTo, UnNews, Why?, UnPoetia, etc.).</small>
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<small>This category is for articles (duh) of any namespace '''EXCEPT''' UnTunes and UnPoetia.</small>
   
 
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|'''Comment'''
 
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|{{u|Lyrithya}}
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|[[User:Lyrithya/Office Space|Office Space]]
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|I'll set the website on fire.
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|{{u|Airhogs777}}
 
|[[User:Airhogs777/WikiLeaks|WikiLeaks]]
 
|<s>Still awaiting a Pee Review (don't even know if it's funny yet)</s> Never mind.
 
|-
 
|{{U|Magic man}}
 
|[[User:Magic man/I'm stalking you|I'm stalking you]]
 
|I guess this is pretty done. I'll still be editing it, but, ya know...
 
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|{{U|Sonic80}}
 
|[[User:Sonic80/Id like to talk to you about Jesus|I'd Like to Talk to you about Jesus]]
 
|<s>Just saving my spot right now.</s> Yeah, its basically done. {{User:Sonic80/sig3}} 03:00, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
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|{{U|Fishalishalish}}
 
|[[User:Fishalishalish/Spittoon2|Spittoon]]
 
|<s>Done.</s> If you peoples lock this before I'm done, I swear...
 
Then work faster!! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 17:54, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
:Greeugh! But it's not February 1st yet. At least where I am. Whatever, if I don't finish you can discount this entry.{{User:Fishalishalish/sig}} 03:08, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
::K. So I'm really done now. I think. If you'll let me.--{{User:Fishalishalish/sig}} 05:24, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
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|{{U|Ptok-Bentoniczny}}
 
|[[User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/33 miners were buried underground|33 miners were buried underground]]
 
|how would the copiapo accident look in other countries?
 
|-
 
|{{U|Mimo&maxus}}
 
|[[User:Mimo&maxus/Something|Something]]
 
|Forget the title. This is why a kid didn't do his homework.
 
|-
 
|{{u|Zombiebaron}}
 
|[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/The Adventures of Zombiebaron|The Adventures of Zombiebaron]]
 
|An article about the book series.
 
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|{{u|Mrthejazz}}
 
|[[User:Mrthejazz/reptilian brain|reptilian brain]]
 
|<s>Sex sex sex sex food food danger sex sex sex.</s> Won't have time to finish.
 
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|{{u|Black_flamingo11|Black flamingo}}
 
|[[User:Black_flamingo11/BabyTV|BabyTV]]
 
|Sex sex sex sex food food danger sex sex sex.
 
|-
 
|{{u|Thekillerfroggy}}
 
|[[User:Thekillerfroggy/Dark Horse|Dark Horse]]
 
|Wink wink
 
|-
 
|{{u|Shabidoo}}
 
|[[User:Shabidoo/ozone|Ozone]]
 
|I just wrote this during the last hour. Just kidding. I wrote it a month before the competition. Just kidding, I wrote this cause I'm single.
 
|-
 
|<s>Dexter111344</s>{{u|Mrthejazz}}
 
|[[User:Mrthejazz/HURDUR I"M A NOOB|Editing User:Mrthejazz/HURDUR I"M A NOOB]]
 
|I make edits good. You proud of me. I go suckle now.
 
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|<s>Mrthejazz</s>{{U|Dexter111344}}
 
|[[BP did it]]
 
|My critically acclaimed sequel to my beloved article.
 
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|'''Comment'''
 
|'''Comment'''
 
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|{{u|Coronium}}
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|[[User:Coronium/Jewkip|Jewkip]]
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|teehee
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|{{u|xthegassshowerx}}
 
|[[User:Xthegasshowerx/Jerome Bettis|Jerome Bettis]]
 
|My 10th grade LA AP final paper =)
 
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|{{u|Chunkyguy}}
 
|[[User:Chunkyguy/Real Indians|Real Indians]]
 
|All about Indians, and not Native Americans.Tthe article [[Real Indians]] was the original one, but I think fucked up with the title bad, and this is my first time writing down stuff (never hit so many keys before!). So, you've all the right to kick me in my balls. I'm the real n00b!
 
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|{{u|Rpm|RPM}}
 
|[[User:Rpm/The Decemberists|The Decemberists]]
 
|The first thing I wrote when I came here this month.
 
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|{{u|SaintJayJay}}
 
|[[User:SaintJayJay/Machine_gun|Machine Gun]]
 
|Not been on long, picked this at random from requested articles
 
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|{{u|Putthatknifedown}}
 
|[[User:Putthatknifedown/UnNews:Miley Cyrus is now 18]]
 
|I did this a few mouths ago I hope it still counts I have been for 3 months and a few extra day it feels more like a month.
 
:No, in order to be entered here it would have had to been writen between January 18th and January 31st. Sorry. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 02:22, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
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|'''Comment'''
 
|'''Comment'''
 
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|{{U|Lyrithya}}
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|[[User:Lyrithya/Do you have a face?|Do you have a face?]]
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|For that matter, what, even, is a face? Eh? {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">20:27, 31 January 2011 </span>
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|{{u|Thekillerfroggy}}
 
|[[User:Thekillerfroggy/In_MS_Paint_With_One_Arm,_While_Furiously_Masturbating|In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating]]
 
|Yeah
 
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|[[User:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]]
 
|[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia|UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia]]
 
|"The prequel to [[User:Zombiebaron|Harold M. Zombiebaron's]] best-selling novel ''[[UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo|Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo]]"
 
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===Best Alternate Namespace Article===
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===Best Rewrite===
<small>The category which is strictly for alternate namespace articles (i.e. [[UnBooks]], [[HowTo]], [[UnNews]], [[Why?]], [[UnPoetia]], [[UnScripts]], etc.).</small>
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<small>For articles which are rewrites of existing articles.</small>
   
 
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|'''Comment'''
 
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|{{u|Mrthejazz}}
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|[[User:Mrthejazz/Howto: Annoy Richard Dawkins|Howto: Annoy Richard Dawkins]]
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|hi.
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|{{u|Thekillerfroggy}}
 
|[[User:Thekillerfroggy/UnNews:Disco never died!|UnNews:Disco never died!]]
 
|[[Gay People]]
 
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|{{u|Why do I need to provide this?}}
 
|[[User:Why do I need to provide this?/UnNews:Steven Spielberg Presents Stonehenge Apocalypse|UnNews:Steven Spielberg Presents Stonehenge Apocalypse]]
 
|No comment, your honor.
 
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|{{u|Mimo&maxus}}
 
|[[User:Mimo&maxus/UnBooks:Diary of an Uncyclopedia noob|UnBooks:Diary of an Uncyclopedia noob]]
 
|Haven't finished it yet. Sorry for the grammar mistakes.
 
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|{{u|Black_flamingo11|Black flamingo}}
 
|[[User:Black_flamingo11/UnNews:Everything is shit|UnNews:Everything is shit]]
 
|It's all true.
 
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|{{u|Guildensternenstein}}
 
|[[User:Guildensternenstein/UnScripts: Law & Order: Puritan New England|UnScripts: Law & Order: Puritan New England]]
 
|I've been meaning to write an article with this title for ages. Hopefully I can get the majority of it done this weekend, seeing as I have no homework and nothing else to do. Edit: Finally done. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 05:07, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
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|{{u|Modusoperandi}}
 
|[[User:Modusoperandi/UnScripts: Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot)|UnScripts: Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot)]]
 
|I didn't like the movie. It took until now to figure out why.
 
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|{{u|Shabidoo}}
 
|[[User:Shabidoo/HowTo:Understand_and_deal_with_pretentious_people|HowTo: Understand and deal with pretense]]
 
|One step at a time.
 
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|{{u|Aleister in Chains|Aleister}}
 
|[[user:Aleister in Chains/UnBooks:The Old Man and LV|UnBooks:The Old Man and LV]]
 
|Had the title in mind for months, this gives me a deadline to not write it again. (Update: Brought it up to a semi-good place just before the bell sounded. So there it sits, whistling and shuffling its feet.)
 
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|{{u|Zombiebaron}}
 
|[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/HowTo:Read Braille; A Guide For The Blind|HowTo:Read Braille; A Guide For The Blind]]
 
|For best results, it is recommended that you read this article with your eyes closed.
 
|-
 
|{{u|Rpm|RPM}}
 
|[[User:Rpm/America's Chinese Owners Approve State of the Union Address|UnNews:America's Chinese Creditors Approve State of the Union Address]]
 
|I was struck with a sudden inspiration after watching the address, and toiled into the wee hours to get it done while it was still timely.
 
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|{{u|Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy}}
 
|[[User:Rcmurphy/UnNews:GOP:_Obama's_SotU_salmon_comment_%22job-killing%22|UnNews: GOP: Obama's SotU salmon comment "job-killing"]]
 
|Read this or I will personally strangle three American jobs.
 
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|{{u|Ptok-Bentoniczny}}
 
|[[User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/UnBooks:Barack Obama's Economic Strategy|UnBooks:Barack Obama's Economic Strategy]]
 
|Short article, nothing clever but I couldn't resist an urge to write something about Obama :P
 
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|{{u|Lyrithya}}
 
|[[User:Lyrithya/Why%3F:Categorise_your_pages|Why?:Categorise pages]]
 
|I have this urge to add an unfinished notion I had at two in the morning to the pile. I'd finish it now, but there's no time. I think I may just be trying to annoy the judges.
 
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|{{u|John Lydon}}
 
|[[User:John Lydon/Monkey|UnTunes:The Monkeys are Attacking]]
 
|I am stuck on Band Aids 'cuz Band Aids stuck on me!
 
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===Best Rewrite===
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===Best Collaboration===
<small>For articles which are rewrites of existing articles.</small>
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<small>For the best article written by two users. May be of an alternate namespace.</small>
   
 
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|<small>Not sure if I did this right. I edited it all a bit before I realised it had to go to my user space. Ive moved what was already edited by me. Not sure if this is an example template or if I am supposed to actually fill this all out. --[[User:Shabidoo|Shabidoo]] 23:55, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
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:Ensuing discussion [[Uncyclopedia_talk:Poo_Lit_Surprise#Maxipad_.28moved_from_table.29|moved to talkpage]].
 
{{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">03:34, 19 January 2011 </span></small>
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DONE !!!
 
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|[[User:Black_flamingo11|Black flamingo]]
 
|[[User:Black_flamingo11/bass|Bass]]
 
|You guitar-playing bitches are gonna pay.
 
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|[[User:Matt lobster|Matt Lobster]]
 
|[[User:Matt lobster/Beard|Beard]]
 
|<s>This is going to be the best article called 'Beard' Uncyclopedia has ever seen!</s> Apologies - Unfortunately circumstances have meant I've had no time to spend on this. I will complete the rewrite as promised on VFD.
 
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|{{u|Lyrithya}}
 
|[[User:Lyrithya/Workaround-oriented programming|Workaround-oriented programming]]
 
|Actually, I think I'll do this. Yay, computers! Yay, technobabble! Yay, idiocy!
 
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|{{U|Dexter111344|Winner of Wank-A-Thon 2009}}
 
|[[User:Dexter111344/Adam West|A. West]]
 
|You're gonna be all like "HOLY LEVEL 10, ASSHOLE! YOU ACTUALLY WROTE SOMETHING FUNNY!"
 
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|{{u|Thekillerfroggy}}
 
|[[User:Thekillerfroggy/Muddy Waters|Muddy Waters]]
 
|It's gonna be great I tell ya.
 
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|{{U|Mrthejazz}}
 
|[[User:Mrthejazz/Regicide|Regicide]]
 
|<s>Found an article already named Regicide, so I moved this to rewrite instead.</s> Won't have time to finish.
 
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|{{U|Monika}}
 
|[[User:Monika/Nick Drake|Nick Drake]]
 
|This is too close to done to not enter, but I have to pick someone up at the airport and won't have time to linkify and format it. Sorry. It will be done after the judging.
 
 
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Latest revision as of 20:24, September 7, 2014

Welcome to the 13th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.
Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archives for the results from past competitions.

edit The competition

edit What is the Poo Lit Surprise?

Poo Lit Surprise Logo

A writing competition held on Uncyclopedia for a small cash prize selection of incredibly sharp kitchen knives and a fabulous garden strimmer. It is designed to jump-start writing quality at Uncyclopedia. After the previous eight competitions, a significant number of featured articles for the following month(s) were from the PLS, and it could be argued that the overall quality of featured articles increased.

edit Who can enter and what are the rules?

All registered members of Uncyclopedia are encouraged to enter, though a few conditions and limitations apply. Judges are barred from entering the category they are judging (see here for the list of judges). Non-noobs (people who've been here longer than 3 months) cannot enter the "Best Article By a Noob" category, and noobs are not restricted to the "Best Article By a Noob" category. A checkuser will be run to ensure that no supposed "noobs" are sockpuppets of existing users. Sockpuppet accounts will be disqualified, chopped into small manageable pieces and served with a light salad.

You may enter only once for each category (for which you are eligible; one article per category per person). An article may only be entered in one category, and it must fit within the requirements of a particular category. You may not change three words and the title of an article to make it eligible for another category; such behaviour will result in both articles being disqualified. Collaborations have their own category. Collaboration are not permitted in any other category. Collaborative accounts are not permitted and a collaborative team may include a maximum of two users who are subject to all the same rules as participants of other categories.

Sockpuppetry or deception in the PLS is unacceptable and discovery will result in the entry being disqualified along with any other entries that user has submitted. Administrators should exercise their discretion in enforcing competition rules and any concerns should be reported to Romartus.

Articles created prior to the competition cannot be submitted. Also, no plagiarism. Should we discover your work is not original, you will be disqualified. Resources such as the Reefer Desk, Image Request, or Pee Review are forbidden. Users are encouraged to use Vital, Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process, Category:Rewrite, Special:Wantedpages, Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles and/or Inspire an Article to get ideas.

edit When is the PLS going to be held?

  • From September 20th ― October 4th, entries will be accepted.
  • From October 4th ― October 11th, entries will be locked and judged.
  • On October 12th, winners will be announced, articles will be moved into the mainspace, and all entries will be unlocked.
  • October 12th to October 31st - Dance party

(n.b.: all times are to be measured by UTC, and all phases of the contest end at midnight on the specified day)

edit Where should I put my entry?

The article should be placed on your userspace (i.e. the title should be in the format User:<insert name here>/[article name]). Alternatively, you can skip a step and type the article name below:

User:<insert name here>/

Between Sept. 20 and October 4th, you should post a link to your article in the entry section below and sign as you would a forum post or vote. If you're a paranoid, or afflicted with OCD, or just want to tell people to shove off until after the PLS, add {{PLS-WIP}} to your entry.

edit What's the fattest animal on Earth?

Olipro's mom.


edit Entries

edit Best Article

This category is for articles (duh) of any namespace EXCEPT UnTunes and UnPoetia.

Username Entry Comment

edit Best Noob Article

A category for noobs (users who have been on Uncyclopedia for three months or less). May be of an alternate namespace.

Username Entry Comment

edit Best Illustrated Article

Based on how well an article's images contribute to the humor of the article. May be of an alternate namespace (images and article must be created by the user).

Username Entry Comment

edit Best Rewrite

For articles which are rewrites of existing articles.

Username Entry Comment

edit Best Collaboration

For the best article written by two users. May be of an alternate namespace.

Username Entry Comment

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