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<center>'''Welcome to the 6th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.'''<br>The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or [[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|me]] for any questions or concerns. See the [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise/archive2|Poo Lit Archive]] for the results from past competitions.</center><br>
 
==Winners==
 
===Best Article===
 
[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Grand Champion: [[User:Cap'n Ben/The Gathering Horror|The Gathering Horror]] by {{U|Cap'n Ben}}'''
 
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<big>1st runner up: [[User:Mrthejazz/Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)|Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)]] by {{U|Mrthejazz}}</big>
 
 
2nd runner up: [[User:The Thinker/Interpretive Death|Interpretive Death]] by {{U|The Thinker}}
 
 
<small>Honorable Mentions: [[User:Gerrycheevers/Gemini|Gemini]], [[User:RAHB/Observational Comedy|Observational Comedy]], [[User:Knucmo2/Pulitzer Prize|Pulitzer Prize]], [[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Epic poetry|Epic poetry]], [[User:TheLedBalloon/Physics Act of 1707|Physics Act of 1707]]</small>
 
 
===Best Noob Article===
 
 
[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Grand Champion: [[User:ShuaDaddy/Sweatshop (humanitarian institution)|Sweatshop (humanitarian institution)]] by {{U|ShuaDaddy}}'''
 
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<big>1st runner up: [[User:Hyperbole/Pontius Pilates|Pontius Pilates]] by {{U|Hyperbole}}</big>
 
 
2nd runner up: [[User:Cheapinitreal/Tom O'Dell|Tom O'Dell]] by {{U|Cheapinitreal}}
 
 
<small>Honorable Mentions: [[User:Antarktisandtrade;/Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band|Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band]], [[User:Kingorderve/Prerecorded Friends|Prerecorded Friends]]</small>
 
 
===Best Alt. Namespace Article===
 
[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Grand Champion: [[User:Modusoperandi/UnTunes:White trash girl|UnTunes:White trash girl]] by {{U|Modusoperandi}}'''
 
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<big>1st runner up: [[User:Mhaille/How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show|How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show]] by {{U|Mhaille}} (tie)</big>
 
 
2nd runner up: [[User:Cajek/Polar Express|Polar Express]] by {{U|Cajek}}
 
 
<small>Honorable Mentions: [[User:ShuaDaddy/HowTo:Be a surfer|HowTo:Be a surfer]], [[User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead|UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead]], [[User:Orian57/UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school|UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school]] </small>
 
 
===Best Illustrated Article===
 
 
[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Grand Champion: [[User:The_UnIdiot/MSPAINTMAN|The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!]] by {{U|The UnIdiot}}'''
 
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<big>1st runner up: [[User:RAHB/11-Wide|11-Wide]] by {{U|RAHB}}</big>
 
 
2nd runner up: [[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Sausage party|Sausage party]] by {{U|Zombiebaron}}
 
 
<small>Honorable Mentions: [[User:Gert5/UnBooks:Where's the White House?|UnBooks:Where's the White House?]], [[User:DJ Irreverent/RoxNews|RoxNews]]</small>
 
 
===Best Rewrite===
 
[[Image:Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png|35px]] <big>'''Grand Champion: [[User:15Mickey20/Sania Mirza|Sania Mirza]] by {{U|15Mickey20}}'''</big>
 
 
<big>1st runner up: [[User:Under user/HowTo:Be A Supervillain|HowTo:Be A Supervillain]] by {{U|Under user}}</big>
 
 
2nd runner up: [[User:Heerenveen/Driving in Bucharest|Driving in Bucharest]] by {{u|Heerenveen}} and [[User:Hyperbole/Rock lobster|Rock lobster]] by {{u|Hyperbole}}
 
 
<small>Honorable Mentions: [[User:Hindleyite/Mini|Mini]], [[User:Sonic80/Heath Ledger|Heath Ledger]], [[User:Sycamore/BBC|BBC]]</small></div>
 
 
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==Competition Wrap-Up==
 
 
Oh, I'm supposed to write here, am I? I probably should do that then.
 
 
Despite some minor difficulties, including {{u|Zombiebaron}} opening the PLS without confirming we had prize money, {{u|Zombiebaron}} locking the entries too early, {{u|Zombiebaron}} setting the wrong unlock time for the entries, plus a few last-minute scrambles, a bit of controversy over judges entering, the total absence of {{u|Electrified_mocha_chinchilla|e{{!}}m{{!}}c}}, and a rather embarrassing incident involving an enormous clam and a bit too much to drink, the PLS went off well.
 
 
I say that having absolutely no idea what the other PLS competitions were like, but still.
 
 
It looks like, yes, you will get prize money, but you'll need to talk to {{u|sannse}} to collect your prize.
 
 
Thank you to all who entered, all who helped out, and also {{u|Zombiebaron}}. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|00:19 Aug 14, 2008}}
 
 
==[[User:Electrified_mocha_chinchilla/PLS/Results2|Scoring Details]]==
 
The scoring system was based on a points. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as:
 
5 points for #1,
 
4 points for #2,
 
3 points for #3,
 
and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.
 
 
'''Best Article'''
 
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#[[User:Cap'n Ben/The Gathering Horror|The Gathering Horror]] - 13
 
#[[User:Mrthejazz/Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)|Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)]] - 10
 
#[[User:The Thinker/Interpretive Death|Interpretive Death]] - 9
 
#[[User:Gerrycheevers/Gemini|Gemini]] - 5
 
#[[User:RAHB/Observational Comedy|Observational Comedy]], [[User:Knucmo2/Pulitzer Prize|Pulitzer Prize]] - 3
 
#[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Epic poetry|Epic poetry]], [[User:TheLedBalloon/Physics Act of 1707|Physics Act of 1707]] - 1
 
 
'''Best Noob Article'''
 
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#[[User:ShuaDaddy/Sweatshop (humanitarian institution)|Sweatshop (humanitarian institution)]] - 14
 
#[[User:Hyperbole/Pontius Pilates|Pontius Pilates]] - 13
 
#[[User:Cheapinitreal/Tom O'Dell|Tom O'Dell]] - 9
 
#[[User:Antarktisandtrade;/Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band|Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band]] - 5
 
#[[User:Kingorderve/Prerecorded Friends|Prerecorded Friends]] - 4
 
 
'''Best Alt. Namespace Article'''
 
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#[[User:Modusoperandi/UnTunes:White trash girl|UnTunes:White trash girl]] - 14
 
#[[User:Mhaille/How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show|How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show]] - 12
 
#[[User:Cajek/Polar Express|Polar Express]] - 8
 
#[[User:ShuaDaddy/HowTo:Be a surfer|HowTo:Be a surfer]], [[User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead|UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead]] - 3
 
#[[User:Orian57/UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school|UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school]] - 1
 
 
'''Best Illustrated'''
 
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#[[User:The_UnIdiot/MSPAINTMAN|The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!]] - 15
 
#[[User:RAHB/11-Wide|11-Wide]] - 11
 
#[[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Sausage party|Sausage party]] - 10
 
#[[User:Gert5/UnBooks:Where's the White House?|UnBooks:Where's the White House?]] - 5
 
#[[User:DJ Irreverent/RoxNews|RoxNews]] - 1
 
 
'''Best Rewrite'''
 
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#[[User:15Mickey20/Sania Mirza|Sania Mirza]] - 13
 
#[[User:Under user/HowTo:Be A Supervillain|HowTo:Be A Supervillain]] - 11
 
#[[User:Heerenveen/Driving in Bucharest|Driving in Bucharest]], [[User:Hyperbole/Rock lobster|Rock lobster]] - 5
 
#[[User:Hindleyite/Mini|Mini]] - 4
 
#[[User:Sonic80/Heath Ledger|Heath Ledger]] - 2
 
#[[User:Sycamore/BBC|BBC]] - 1
 
 
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Latest revision as of 13:03, July 30, 2013

Welcome to the 13th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.
The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archive for the results from past competitions.

edit Winners

edit Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Academic Dress in the United Kingdom by Reverend P. Pennyfeather

runner up: Prometheus by Modusoperandi

edit Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Jane Marple by Anton199

runner up: Moondog by Uncycloperson

edit Awards by default (only one entry)

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Champion for Best ReWrite: Checkpoint Charlie by ScottPat

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Champions for Best Collaboration: Cossacks by ScottPat and Anton199

edit Competition Wrap-Up

This year's crop of excellent articles showed that when Uncyclopedians drop the dramas and tantrums, good and funny writing will shine through. There were some impressive contributions by newcomers to this site and an epic from an old time regular. All should be featured very soon.

--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:22, July 13, 2013 (UTC)


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