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May 2010

Winners

Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: salamander by Black_flamingo11

runner up: Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! by Mrthejazz

Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: UnBooks:Murder on a Plane by DPRS

runner up: squidbillies by John_Lydon

Best Alt. Namespace Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Howto: Staple toast to a wall by Mrthejazz

runner up: UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged by Guildensternenstein

Best Illustrated Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: UnBooks:Where do babies come from by PuppyOnTheRadio

runner up: Soviet Space Program by NonchalantCaterpillar

Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Sparta by Hyperbole

runner up: Captain Morgan by Skinfan13

Competition Wrap-Up

Congratulations to Uncyclopedia on having the lowest quality PLS turn-out yet!

Fuck you to all the competitors, Fuck you to all of the judges, Fuck you to Wikia for personally refusing to pony up any money, It has been a disaster being your PLS organizer. Hotadmin4u69 [TALK]

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article

  1. Salamander - 15
  2. Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! - 10
  3. Parthenogenesis - 9
  4. Cake Killers - 8

Best Noob Article

  1. User:DPRS/UnBooks:Murder on a Plane - 14
  2. User:John Lydon/squidbillies - 11
  3. User:Tereglith42/Utapau - 10
  4. Jingle Belled to Death - 6
  5. Reader's Digest - 3
  6. User:Veita/Justin_Bieber - 0

Best Rewrite

  1. Sparta - 15
  2. Captain Morgan - 11
  3. Vending machine - 10
  4. Fnord (car maker) - 6

Best Alt. Namespace

  1. Howto: Staple toast to a wall - 12
  2. UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged - 11
  3. User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator - 9
  4. UnNews:US Congress tired of calling corporations up for lectures one at a time; summons entire American economy for a group hearing - 7
  5. User:RAHB/UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy - 5
  6. user:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care - 1
  7. User:Padimir_Padoffski/HowTo:Succeed_in_American_politics
  8. User:Withoutalltoes/HowTo:Shit Yourself

Best Illustrated

  1. UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - 11
  2. Soviet Space Program - 10
  3. Take Your Son To Work Day - 9
  4. I am better than fish - 7
  5. User:Hyperbole/Suddenly, Raccoons - 4
  6. Vote For The Worst - 2
  7. Diamonds and Rust - 2

January 2011

Winners

Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: BabyTV by Black flamingo11

runners up: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus by Sonic80 & Spittoon by Fishalishalish

Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Machine gun by SaintJayJay

runner up: Jewkip by Coronium

Best Alt. Namespace Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England by Guildensternenstein

runner up: UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) by Modusoperandi

Best Illustrated Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champions: In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating by Thekillerfroggy & UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia by Zombiebaron

runner up: Do you have a face? by Lyrithya

Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Muddy Waters by Thekillerfroggy

runners up: Bass by Black_flamingo11 and Workaround-oriented programming by Lyrithya

Competition Wrap-Up

Thanks to everyone for letting me chair this PLS and thanks for tkaing part. Congratulations to everyone taking part, and a the highest praise to the winners.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:52, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article

  1. BabyTV - 14
  2. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus / Spittoon - 11
  3. Ozone - 3
  4. 33 miners were buried underground / Office Space - 2
  5. WikiLeaks - 1
  6. Dark Horse - 1

Best Noob Article

  1. User:SaintJayJay/Machine gun - 14
  2. User:Coronium/Jewkip - 10
  3. User:Rpm/The Decemberists - 7
  4. User:Chunkyguy/Real Indians - 5
  5. User:Xthegasshowerx/Jerome_Bettis - 4

Best Alt. Namespace

  1. UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England - 13
  2. UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) - 9
  3. Why?:Categorise pages - 7
  4. HowTo:Understand and deal with pretentious people - 6
  5. HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins - 4
  6. UnNews:Spielberg presents Stonehenge Apocalypse / User:Mimo&maxus/UnBooks:Diary of an Uncyclopedia noob - 3
  7. User:Zombiebaron/wip/HowTo:Read Braille; A Guide For The Blind / User:Thekillerfroggy/UnNews:Disco never died! - 2

Best Illustrated

  1. User:Thekillerfroggy/In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating / User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia - 13
  2. User:Lyrithya/Do you have a face? - 11

Best Rewrite

  1. User:Thekillerfroggy/Muddy Waters - 12
  2. User:Black_flamingo11/bass / User:Lyrithya/Workaround-oriented programming - 11
  3. User:Dexter111344/Adam_West - 7
  4. User:Shabidoo/maxipad / User:Monika/Nick Drake - 2
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